A Simple Survey.

[Super]

I am conducting a survey for my personal amusement. Each question should be answered with a Yes or No.

1. Do you care about animals?
2. Are you asexual?
3. Do you like Spanish rice?
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda?
5. Are you scared of flames?
6. Are you Jewish?
7. Are you lascivious?
8. Does math scare you?
9. Do women scare you?
10. Do men scare you?
11. Do repetitive questions scare you?
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee?
13. Do you ignore fire drills?
14. Are you allergic pencils?
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers?
16. Have you ever been to a carnival?
17. Do you know how to tango?
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance?
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9?
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans?
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe?
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"?
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends?
24. Are you a virgin?
25. Do you have a yo-yo?
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid?
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar?
28. Do you think philosophically at night?
29. Does your mom do your laundry?
30. Does global warming affect the locals?
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron?
32. Are you left-handed?
33. Can you climb fences?
34. Have you been arrested?
35. Did you ever believe in Santa?

[not famy]

1. No.
2. No.
3. It's ok.
4. A little
5. A little
6. No.
7. Ah, lascivious. I know what that means.
8. No, but it pisses me off.
9. If they're scary.
10. If they're scary.
11. HThey annoy me.
12. No. ♥
13. A little
14. no plz
15. No.
16. Against my will.
17. No.
18. No.
19.  noplz
20. i am black |:
21. Maybe.
22. For school, but I read 20 pages, didn't like it, and quit.
23. Yes.
24.  ::)
25. no
26. No.
27.  maybe
28. all the time
29. I do my own laundry, ninnyes.
30. Al Gore says it affects everyone.

[bluaki]

1. Do you care about animals? Yes
2. Are you asexual? No
3. Do you like Spanish rice? No
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? Um... no?
5. Are you scared of flames? Yes
6. Are you Jewish? No
7. Are you lascivious? *looks on Wiki* No.
8. Does math scare you? No, I like math
9. Do women scare you? No, of course not
10. Do men scare you? Um... honestly, yes somewhat, but only IRL
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? No
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? No, of course not |:
13. Do you ignore fire drills? Not really, though at school I'm supposed to
14. Are you allergic pencils? No, but I really dislike them and the wood shavings and graphite
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers? Not really, though I don't particularly pay attention to that
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Yes
17. Do you know how to tango? No
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? No way |:
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? No
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? No, that really annoys me too.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? No
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? No, four
24. Are you a virgin? Yes
25. Do you have a yo-yo? Maybe, somewhere in the house. I'll just say no.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? lolwut;
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? No |:
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Sometimes
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Like 1/2 to 3/4 of the time
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Yes

Look for answers in Navy

For a bit quicker, here they are in one word each:
01. Yes
02. No
03. No
04. No
05. Yes
06. No
07. No
08. No
09. No
10. Yes
11. No
12. No
13. No
14. No
15. No
16. Yes
17. No
18. No
19. No
20. No
21. No
22. No
23. No
24. Yes
25. No
26. lolwut;
27. No
28. Sometimes
29. Sometimes
30. No

[Super]

1. No.
2. No.
3. It's ok.
4. A little
5. A little
6. No.
7. Ah, lascivious. I know what that means.
8. No, but it pisses me off.
9. If they're scary.
10. If they're scary.
11. HThey annoy me.
12. No. ♥
13. A little
14. no plz
15. No.
16. Against my will.
17. No.
18. No.
19.  noplz
20. i am black |:
21. Maybe.
22. For school, but I read 20 pages, didn't like it, and quit.
23. Yes.
24.  ::)
25. no
26. No.
27.  maybe
28. all the time
29. I do my own laundry, ninnyes.
30. Al Gore says it affects everyone.

You fail. They are all yes or no questions. Please answer Yes, or No. Also, what you said about #20 doesn't matter.

[not famy]

You fail. They are all yes or no questions. Please answer Yes, or No. Also, what you said about #20 doesn't matter.

You fail if you can't interpret a yes or no answer from my given answers. |:

Also, 20 is no. |:

[Flying Chickens]

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. Yes
6. No
7. What?
8. No
9. No
10. No
11. No
12. No
13. No
14. No
15. Yes
16. No
17. No
18. No
19. Dunno
20. No
21. No
22. No
23. Yes
24. Yes
25. No
26. No
27. No
28. Yes
29. No
30. Who cares.

[えっちーせんぱい]

Yes
No
Yes
What
No...
No
What?
Math annoys me
No
No
No
No
no
No
No
Yes
No?
No
I don't give a intercourse  if there is or isnt
The hell kind of question is that?
Not really
Nope
Of Course, no one really likes me like that
I did
I don't feel like figuring this out
No
Very yes
My mom's gone
Depends on the local.

[Super]

You fail. They are all yes or no questions. Please answer Yes, or No. Also, what you said about #20 doesn't matter.

You fail if you can't interpret a yes or no answer from my given answers. |:

Also, 20 is no. |:

It's easier just to say yes or no.   :robotsurprised:

[Jono2]

1. Yes.
2. No. o_O
3. What is "spanish rice"?
4. No.
5. no
6. no
7. lolwut
8. no
9. no
10. no
11. depends.
12. no.  I would apply for a job in the logging industry.
13. nope.  they're mandatory.
14. wtf
15. nope. not at all.
16. depends what you call a carnival.
17. nope
18. nope
19. yes, but you have to use imaginary numbers.
20. nope.  there are no blacks around here. :P
21. nope
22. yes
23. yes
24. yes
25. yes
26. yes
27. nope
28. yes
29. yes
30. hell no.  global cooling does.

[bluaki]

You fail. They are all yes or no questions. Please answer Yes, or No. Also, what you said about #20 doesn't matter.

You fail if you can't interpret a yes or no answer from my given answers. |:

Also, 20 is no. |:

It's easier just to say yes or no.   :robotsurprised:

My answers include these:
26. lolwut;
28. Sometimes
29. Sometimes

[not famy]

It's easier just to say yes or no.   :robotsurprised:

Yeah, but it's too late now.  :'(

[Super]

Lascivious-

1. inclined to lustfulness; wanton; lewd
2. arousing sexual desire
3. indicating sexual interest or expressive of lust or lewdness

~Dictionary.com





;)

[Syncopathic]

1. Do you care about animals? yes
2. Are you asexual? no
3. Do you like Spanish rice? FUCK YES
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? yes
5. Are you scared of flames?no
6. Are you Jewish?no
7. Are you lascivious????
8. Does math scare you?yes
9. Do women scare you?no
10. Do men scare you?if they strong
11. Do repetitive questions scare you?no
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee?yes
13. Do you ignore fire drills?no
14. Are you allergic pencils?no
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers?yes
16. Have you ever been to a carnival?yes
17. Do you know how to tango?no
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance?no
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? ???
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? no
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? no
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? no
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? yes
24. Are you a virgin? HELL NO
25. Do you have a yo-yo? no
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? LOLwut
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? no
28. Do you think philosophically at night?yes
29. Does your mom do your laundry? no
30. Does global warming affect the locals? no

[Friendly Hostile]

No to everything.

[Syncopathic]

No to everything.

did you even read it?