A Simple Survey.

[Mystic]

Who ISN'T a virgin?  :-\

[extraz]

1. Do you care about animals?
no
2. Are you asexual?
no
3. Do you like Spanish rice?
yes
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda?
no
5. Are you scared of flames?
no
6. Are you Jewish?
yes
7. Are you lascivious?
yes
8. Does math scare you?
yes
9. Do women scare you?
no
10. Do men scare you?
no
11. Do repetitive questions scare you?
no
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee?
no
13. Do you ignore fire drills?
no
14. Are you allergic pencils?
no
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers?
yes
16. Have you ever been to a carnival?
yes
17. Do you know how to tango?
no
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance?
yes
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9?
yes
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans?
no
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe?
no
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"?
yes
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends?
no
24. Are you a virgin?
yes
25. Do you have a yo-yo?
yes
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid?
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar?
no
28. Do you think philosophically at night?
yes
29. Does your mom do your laundry?
yes
30. Does global warming affect the locals?
no
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron?
no
32. Are you left-handed?
no
33. Can you climb fences?
yes
34. Have you been arrested?
no
35. Did you ever believe in Santa?
no

[_Ichimaru_Gin_]

Everyone who answered no for number 19 disappoints me.

[bluaki]

Everyone who answered no for number 19 disappoints me.

I only answered no because the question wasn't specified enough and I assumed it meant real solutions :(

[Java]

What exactly do you mean by "Spanish rice"?

[not famy]

Everyone who answered no for number 19 disappoints me.

I only answered no because the question wasn't specified enough and I assumed it meant real solutions :(

So you say imaginary solutions aren't solutions?


I bet next you'll be saying my imaginary friends aren't real friends, too.  >:(

[bluaki]

Everyone who answered no for number 19 disappoints me.

I only answered no because the question wasn't specified enough and I assumed it meant real solutions :(

So you say imaginary solutions aren't solutions?


I bet next you'll be saying my imaginary friends aren't real friends, too.  >:(

Um... in math, real and imaginary are exact defined opposites.
Also, your imaginary friends aren't real friends.

[not famy]

Um... in math, real and imaginary are exact defined opposites.
Also, your imaginary friends aren't real friends.

but there is a solution so urrong

also stfu



also also ur mom

[bluaki]

but there is a solution so urrong

also stfu

"and I assumed it meant real solutions"
I specified real solutions

also no

[Talim]

1. Do you care about animals? Yes.
2. Are you asexual? No.
3. Do you like Spanish rice? Yes.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? Uh....
5. Are you scared of flames? Not really..
6. Are you Jewish? No.
7. Are you lascivious? Lascivious what?
8. Does math scare you? Nope, I love Math.
9. Do women scare you? Nope.
10. Do men scare you? Sometimes. o.O
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? No, they just annoy me.
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? Only the people I hate.
13. Do you ignore fire drills? No.
14. Are you allergic pencils? Er..no..
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers? Sometimes.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? No.
17. Do you know how to tango? Kinda..
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? No.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? No.
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? No.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? No.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? No, I think it only beeps twice..
24. Are you a virgin? Yes.
25. Do you have a yo-yo? Yeah, but my brother broked it. :(
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? No.
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? No. :|
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Sure......?
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Yes. :O
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Uh...sure..?
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron? No. :(
32. Are you left-handed? Nope.
33. Can you climb fences? Nope.
34. Have you been arrested? Nope, almost got sent to a mental institute though. o.o
35. Did you ever believe in Santa? Nope.

[Silverhawk79]

1. Do you care about animals? - Yes.
2. Are you asexual? - :|
3. Do you like Spanish rice? - Sometimes.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? - Yes.
5. Are you scared of flames? - No.
6. Are you Jewish? - No.
7. Are you lascivious? - asldfhlaskf
8. Does math scare you? - A little.
9. Do women scare you? - No.
10. Do men scare you? - Some.
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? - NO.
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? - Uh, probably not.
13. Do you ignore fire drills? - REPEAT QUESTION ARGH
14. Are you allergic pencils? - How I forget word
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers? - wut am repeat question
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? - Yes.
17. Do you know how to tango? - Not a clue.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? - Uh, no.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? - Yes, 3i.
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? - No.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? - Not really.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? - Yes.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? - ONCE.
24. Are you a virgin? - Yeah.
25. Do you have a yo-yo? - Several.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? - penus
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? - On Nsider, yes.
28. Do you think philosophically at night? - Nope.
29. Does your mom do your laundry? - Most of it.
30. Does global warming affect the locals? - Yes.
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron? - Yes.
32. Are you left-handed?  - No, but I play GH left-handed.
33. Can you climb fences? - Yes.
34. Have you been arrested?  - No.
35. Did you ever believe in Santa?  - Yes

[Sillyri]

I am conducting a survey for my personal amusement. Each question should be answered with a Yes or No.

1. Do you care about animals? Like, duh! Yes.
2. Are you asexual? Checking dictionary.com... no.
3. Do you like Spanish rice? Portuguese, yes. Spanish, never tried it.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? Wouldn't know, I never did it.
5. Are you scared of flames? Only when they're on my very flammable clothing.
6. Are you Jewish? Christian.
7. Are you lascivious? No.
8. Does math scare you? No... it's just long...
9. Do women scare you? No, half of my friends are girls.
10. Do men scare you? Not that much, but I don't have many friends who are guys. I only hate the guys who are jocks and want to piss you off.
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? No, they annoy me.
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? No.
13. Do you ignore fire drills? I wish.
14. Are you allergic pencils? Why would anyone be allergic to THAT.
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the arsehole teachers? Heh..l yeah.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Yup. Loved it.
17. Do you know how to tango? I wish. Really. Not kidding. Laugh at me if you must, but I want to dance.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? No...
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? There isn't a solution?
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? No, I only use it when I am talking to my sensitive friends who hate racism.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No, just biting into those molds at the orthodontist.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? Guilty pleasure. Yes.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? No. Just once.
24. Are you a virgin? Depends on what you're talking about.
25. Do you have a yo-yo? Yes, but it hates me.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? Wait... hmmm... dangit.
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? No this sentence not have proper grammar.
28. Do you think philosophically at night? No.
29. Does your mom do your laundry? No, my dad does.
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Not to an extreme.
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron? Pssh... no!
32. Are you left-handed? Sorry, no.
33. Can you climb fences? I wish. I need to for my school musical.
34. Have you been arrested? NO!
35. Did you ever believe in Santa?  ...yes

[yes.derek]

1. Do you care about animals? Yes I do.
2. Are you asexual? Nope, I <3 boobies
3. Do you like Spanish rice? It's alright
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? It burns like a mother, yes.
5. Are you scared of flames? Nope, they're fun to play with though
6. Are you Jewish? Nope.
7. Are you lascivious? I barely know what that means, but no
8. Does math scare you? No, it just makes me mad
9. Do women scare you? Make me nervous sometimes, but don't scare me
10. Do men scare you? I'm not scared of myself lol
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? Just annoy me.
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? No, that would be gross
13. Do you ignore fire drills? No, that's very not smart.
14. Are you allergic pencils? wut
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the arsehole teachers? For the most part, yes
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Once, I think...
17. Do you know how to tango? No idea.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? That doesn't make sense
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? Sure, why not.
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? Why should I when there's all kinds of other fun names to call them?
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No, but actually doing it does
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? Nope, don't plan to
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? Four times, actually
24. Are you a virgin? Yes, by choice.
25. Do you have a yo-yo? I used to, but it got broked
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? benis.
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? Yes it is.
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Not really
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Sometimes
30. Does global warming affect the locals? iunno
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron? I am not a lazy and stupid moron
32. Are you left-handed? Nope, righty.
33. Can you climb fences? Depends on the size and barbed-wireness of the fence
34. Have you been arrested? Nopers
35. Did you ever believe in Santa? I'm sure I did

[Rius]

I think this was bumped...

1. Do you care about animals? Depends on if the thing attacked me.
2. Are you asexual? No.
3. Do you like Spanish rice? Only when my dad makes it.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? WTF? It never happened to me...
5. Are you scared of flames? No. Don't care for burns though.
6. Are you Jewish? No.
7. Are you lascivious? No.
8. Does math scare you? No.
9. Do women scare you? No, they just strike me as unusual.
10. Do men scare you? Some, yes.
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? No.
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? No.
13. Do you ignore fire drills? No.
14. Are you allergic pencils? No.
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the arsehole teachers? No.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Yes.
17. Do you know how to tango? No.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? Only after after I've had 12 tequila shots.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? Yes.
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? I usually use black, but if the situation calls for the politically correct term...
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No, should it?
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? No.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? Yes.
24. Are you a virgin? Yes.
25. Do you have a yo-yo? No.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid? No.
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? No.
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Yes.
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Yes.
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Can't answer this... Texas always had unusual weather.
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron? Yes.
32. Are you left-handed? No.
33. Can you climb fences? Yes.
34. Have you been arrested? No.
35. Did you ever believe in Santa? Yes.

[Redpaige13]

1. Do you care about animals?
I care about cats more than any other animal
2. Are you asexual?
No, I'm very sexual, if that counts.
3. Do you like Spanish rice?
Only if I'm in the mood for them.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda?
I does sometimes.
5. Are you scared of flames?
Not really.
6. Are you Jewish?
No.
7. Are you lascivious?
Oh, yes.
8. Does math scare you?
YES.
9. Do women scare you?
No.
10. Do men scare you?
No.
11. Do repetitive questions scare you?
No.
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee?
Maybe.
13. Do you ignore fire drills?
No.
14. Are you allergic pencils?
No.
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the poop hole teachers?
Deja Vu, man.  I guess not.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival?
Yes.
17. Do you know how to tango?
No.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance?
No. 
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9?
...what?
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans?
No.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe?
Yes.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"?
No.  I saw the movie though.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends?
It's on silent.
24. Are you a virgin?
No.
25. Do you have a yo-yo?
Yes.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid?
I don't need any questions to make me look stupid!  I can do that all by myself.
27. Are this sentence has correct grammar?
My eyes. Dx
28. Do you think philosophically at night?
No.  I think like that when stoned.
29. Does your mom do your laundry?
No.
30. Does global warming affect the locals?
I don't believe in Global Warming.
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron?
I am. 
32. Are you left-handed?
No.
33. Can you climb fences?
No.
34. Have you been arrested?
Uhm...  No, but I have been in the back of a police car, and taken to the station.  I tried to run away from home.
35. Did you ever believe in Santa?
I did until I saw my dad place the presents under the tree when I was 4.