I am James Bond

[ZGDK]

Yes I am an English spy, but I'm also a grand womanizer. On my latest adventure the evil Sir Wrinkletoe has kidnapped an African princess and is holding her for ransom, a sacred diamond of theirs. I have infiltrated his fortress in South America, but I see an intresting predicement. I am trapped in a room. It has no doors, tiny holes in the ground are releasing toxic gas. What should I do?

[farf]

BE CHUCK NORRIS INSTEAD, THAT WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING!!

[Syncopathic]

GO BRUCE LEE! HE WILL CHOP HIS WAY OUT OF THERE

[farf]

GO BRUCE LEE! HE WILL CHOP HIS WAY OUT OF THERE

BRUCE NORRIS!




CHUCK LEE!

[ZGDK]

Gahhh, toxic gas... choking.... life....

[Mystic]

[spoiler=Oh hai Bond][/spoiler]

[farf]

Gahhh, toxic gas... choking.... life....

QUIT BITCHING AND JUST DIE ALREADY!

[ZGDK]

Gahhh, toxic gas... choking.... life....

QUIT BITCHING AND JUST DIE ALREADY!

GAHHHH WHY IS IT THAT KAZ CAN DO THIS AND I CAN'T?

[Syncopathic]

[spoiler=Oh hai Bond][/spoiler]

OH MY FUCKING GOD O_O

[Mystic]

Gahhh, toxic gas... choking.... life....

QUIT BITCHING AND JUST DIE ALREADY!

GAHHHH WHY IS IT THAT KAZ CAN DO THIS AND I CAN'T?

Kaz is hawt your not.

[farf]

Gahhh, toxic gas... choking.... life....

QUIT BITCHING AND JUST DIE ALREADY!

GAHHHH WHY IS IT THAT KAZ CAN DO THIS AND I CAN'T?

cause you BITCH To much