A Simple Survey.

[Silverhawk79]

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TALIM.
WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS? >:(

[Riosan]

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TALIM.
WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS? >:(

She's a "special" kid.

[Talim]

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TALIM.
WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS? >:(

Because I did Survey #2 and I was bored as hell so I went and looked through Superkool's posts to find the first one and I posted in it. D:

[LinkXLR]

I am conducting a survey for my personal amusement. Each question should be answered with a Yes or No.

1. Do you care about animals? Depends. Some I do, some can burn in heck.
2. Are you asexual? ....I forgot what asexual is :P
3. Do you like Spanish rice?nope.
4. Do you think it hurts when you "burp" through your nose after drinking very carbonated soda? Oh, yeah.
5. Are you scared of flames?A little. I usually keep my distance.
6. Are you Jewish? Nope, Southern Baptist
7. Are you lascivious? *The subject has no idea what that word means.
8. Does math scare you? Nope, I'm a wiz.
9. Do women scare you? Only when angry or PMSing
10. Do men scare you? The morons I hate, but I'm a bit of a homophobe. :X
11. Do repetitive questions scare you? Scare is the wrong word. Try, "Weird"
12. If you had a chainsaw and invincibility, would you kill people with glee? No. Since I was invincible, I'd just live life. No reason to kill without a motive. :)
13. Do you ignore fire drills? Nope, I pay attention
14. Are you allergic pencils? What? Is that possible?
15. Do you think teachers who receive awards are generally the arsehole teachers? Sometimes. I've never seen an arsehole teacher though.
16. Have you ever been to a carnival? Does Disneyland count? :x
17. Do you know how to tango?No.
18. Do hummingbirds look like large beetles at first glance? Not through my eyes.
19. Is there a solution to the square root of -9? No. You can't find the square root of negative numbers.
20. Are you an idiotic bastard who refers to all Black people as African-Americans? No....it's a bit awkward to call them black though.
21. Does the idea of biting into aluminum foil make you cringe? No, it's just kinda weird.
22. Have you ever read the book "The Lord of the Flies"? I've heard of it.
23. Does your microwave beep three times when the cooking time ends? I think so.
24. Are you a virgin? Abstinent till marriage
25. Do you have a yo-yo? I had one.
26. Aren't you clever at not answering this without making you not look stupid?


27. Are this sentence has correct grammar? Iz trix queshton?
28. Do you think philosophically at night? Perhaps.
29. Does your mom do your laundry? Yup.
30. Does global warming affect the locals? Silly Moderator, Global Warming isn't real. :)
31. Are you not a lazy and stupid moron? Yo no soy perezoso ni est?pido, y si usted traduce exitosamente este yo le dar? una galleta virtual.
32. Are you left-handed? no.
33. Can you climb fences? Only at school....after hours.
34. Have you been arrested? no.
35. Did you ever believe in Santa? I love Santy Claus.