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[Light]

Transcript from IRC.


Matt vs. Light

We each bet 30 coins. Matt also threw in Caterpie/Metapod for me if I won. 3-kill match.
I win RPS, I choose to go first.

I play Peach and end.

Matt summons Bowser.
Matt plays Bomb card.
Bowser kills Peach.
He ends.
0-1

I summon Link.
I equip Link with Metal Box.
Link attacks Bowser.
Bomb explodes.
I end.

Matt summons Kirby.
Matt plays Spark to fusion play Spark Kirby.
SK attacks Link
He ends.

I summon Samus.
I play Pokeball, and summon Yoshi with it.
Samus and Yoshi kill SK
Link kills Bowser
I end.
2-1

Matt summons ZSS.
Matt plays Hookshot, bringing Bowser back.
Bowser attacks Yoshi, zSS kills Link.
He ends.
1-2

I summon ZSS.
I equip Samus with Screw Attack.
Samus kills Bowser.
ZSS and Yoshi kill his ZSS.
Game over.
3-2


Good game, Matt. It was close at the end, there. Also, whee 120 coins and two awful cards yay.

[jnfs2014]

You still lose 10 coins, Light, for when I beat you.

[Light]

You still lose 10 coins, Light, for when I beat you.

That was already deducted. Also double post ban.

[Light]

More IRC transcript.


Light vs. JrDude

5-kill match.
Bet is 20 coins each. I win RPS 2-0. I decide to go first.

I play Peach.
I end.

Jr plays Peach
His Peach kills my Peach.
He ends.
0-1

I play Squirtle.
Squirtle kills Peach.
I end.
1-1

Jr plays Squirtle.
His Squirtle attacks my Squirtle.
He ends.

I play Samus.
I play Pokeball and summon Yoshi.
Yoshi and Samus kill Squirtle.
I end.
2-1

Jr plays Arwing.
He freezies Samus.
Arwing kills Squirtle.
He ends.
2-2

I play Link.
I equip Link with Metal Box.
Link and Yoshi attack Arwing.
I end.

Jr plays Mario
He equips Mario with Hammer.
Mario and Arwing kill Link.
He ends.
2-3

I play ZSS.
ZSS and Yoshi kill Mario.
I end.
3-3

Jr plays ZSS.
He equips ZSS with Star Rod.
ZSS and Arwing kill Samus.
He ends.
3-4

Yoshi and ZSS kill Arwing.
4-4

ZSS attacks ZSS.

Yoshi and ZSS kill ZSS.
5-4


Good game, JrDude. Sorry ;-; I'll make it up to you soon.

[JrDude]

me being pwned again ;_;

I would've won, but Riddler told Light to make it a 5death match ;_____;
I will hold a grudge against you Riddler, FOREVUR!

[The Riddler]

olol.
Because I like to keep organization without having to search for my first post in this thread every time, and have only one loss to speak of, I'm a bragging vagina cleaning devicebag.

ATTN:
Faggots need to learn what bragging is.

My thread is simply to record transactions and battles without them being scattered all over the place. It keeps it organized and makes my life easier. Any losses I may attain will be recorded as well. Not my fault you can't beat me (<-- That's bragging.)

[Jono2]

olol.
Because I like to keep organization without having to search for my first post in this thread every time, and have only one loss to speak of, I'm a bragging vagina cleaning devicebag.

ATTN:
Faggots need to learn what bragging is.

My thread is simply to record transactions and battles without them being scattered all over the place. It keeps it organized and makes my life easier. Any losses I may attain will be recorded as well. Not my fault you can't beat me (<-- That's bragging.)

yes because i was obviously butthurt and not joking at all.

[JrDude]

ATTN:
Faggots need to learn what bragging is.

What about us straight people?



New optional rules I came up with while showering, some before but thought more about in the shower.

I. Equalizer Rules:
This is for weaklings versus though guys. If someone is overpowered and you basically have little chance, use these rules maybe. Let's say this: The weakling has 5 character cards (regular/fusion), and 3 item cards(regular/fusion), while the toughling has way more than that, well let's give the weakling a chance, 'eh?
With that, the toughling must pick 5 character cards and 3 item cards, and let the weakling know what those are the ones he will be using. You may not change your mind, if you chose Heart container over freezie, you can't change your mind, at all, ever, until the match is over.
a. This is optional when using Equalizer Rules. Is the toughling still winning because of that one card? Well that's not cool, let's limit the toughling even more. The toughling chooses his deck like before, yada yada, but then, the weakling gets to choose a card that the toughling cannot use, whether it be an item or a character. But that's not fair, so the toughling gets to choose 1 card the weakling cannot use, but it has to be in the same category (if the weakling takes away an item, toughling must take away an item, same for characters).

These are rules that's just for fun, no betting is allowed in it.
II. User switches decks with opponent before the match starts, they battle with their enemies deck.
III. Become KJ/Dog_Food:
Like I said, just for fun. With this rule being used, you must be like KJ in battle. By that, I mean you can use any darn card, whether you have it or not (but it has to be a real card within this game), the downside is that you cannot use a single card more than once.

[THEBIRD]

Okay, I'm here for a match. Light, I still want to play you. But anyone else who wants some of me can step up to the plate.

[Dog Food]

Okay, I'm here for a match. Light, I still want to play you. But anyone else who wants some of me can step up to the plate.

Ha ha, I'll play you in chat, no one else is on, anyway. It's #nsftcg.

[jnfs2014]

I can play someone (not Rob) in a IM-type place.

[Jono2]

i wont challenge anyone tbqh.  if you want to play me you'll have to choose how it goes down, because i have other things to do D;

[jnfs2014]

I have Rob's AIM, but I'm WAY too weak to play him in a real match yet. Anyone else?

[The Riddler]

First ever Doubles Match, for fun.

Me and Matt vs. JrDude and THEBIRD.
6 kills.
Coin toss won by me and Matt, I go first.

I play Epona and Metal Box.
BIRD plays Ganondorf and hits Epona.
Matt plays ZSS with a Warp Star and hits Ganondorf.
JrDude plays Peach and hits ZSS.
I play Squirtle, put a Freezie on Ganondorf, and kill Peach. Evolve to Wartortle. 1-0
BIRD plays Link with Master Sword and kills Wartortle. 1-1
Matt plays Bowser, plays Hookshot on Wartortle, and hits Link with Bowser. 1-0
JrDude plays Squirtle and attacks Epona.
I play Peach, put Silver Hammer on Matt's Bowser, and hit Squirtle with Peach.
BIRD plays Zelda and kills Peach. 1-1

I end it. Fuck this, I'm a bad guy 'cause I play this game and am willing to take risks, thus have more coins to spend. I'm a bad guy 'cause I win. I'm a bad guy because I only have one loss to speak of. I'm a bad guy 'cause I don't brag about my poop, but because Light is butthurt, I'm actually a bragging vagina cleaning devicebag.

I quit the NSFTCG.

Peace out guys.

[Light]

I end it. Fuck this, I'm a bad guy 'cause I play this game and am willing to take risks, thus have more coins to spend. I'm a bad guy 'cause I win. I'm a bad guy because I only have one loss to speak of. I'm a bad guy 'cause I don't brag about my poop, but because Light is butthurt, I'm actually a bragging vagina cleaning devicebag.

I quit the NSFTCG.

Peace out guys.

Sorry you got butthurt over my being "butthurt". Anyway, do what you want; but whatever it is I did, I'm sorry I did it. Just don't be so God darn melodramatic about it all. It's a children's card game; not the end of the world.