Make a Wish at a Price

[JrDude]

Granted, but it returns to your memory in reverse thus the words are all backwards and the music all intercourse ed

I wish you would asplode.

[Kayo]

Granted, but now anyone who asplodes instantly regenerates.

I wish your sig wasnt crooked.

[darkmario]

 Granted, but the forum crashes because of it.
I wish for what the first person in this thread wished for.

[Dark Dragon]

Granted but you die.

I wish for I had a cute pokemon.

[Allegretto]

Granted but you die.

I wish for I had a cute pokemon.

Granted but it craves human flesh.

I wish I could warp into an anime.

[SkyMyl]

Granted, but you cannot choose which anime you warp into, and it happens at random. Immediately after reading this post, you will warp into Fist of the North Star, where the last site your eyes ever gaze upon is this display of manliness.



Your fingers explode, your eyes explode, your bones explode, and finally, your entire body explodes. You die a death filled with so much testosterone that the remains of your being are absorbed into Kenshiro.

...oh, I wish for a laptop.

[Anarchy_Jas]

You get the laptop, but a crackhead steals and sells it off.

I wish I wasn't allergic to fish.

[darkmario]

 Granted, now you're allergic to oxygen.

I wish that I had a job.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, now you're allergic to oxygen.

I wish that I had a job.

It turns out to be the pooptiest job ever.

I wish it were summer.

[Kayo]

Granted, but now you don't get Christmas. Also, you didnt take any exams between now and then. You are now in summer school.

I wish for more wishes.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but now you don't get Christmas. Also, you didnt take any exams between now and then. You are now in summer school.

I wish for more wishes.

Seniors at my school don't have to take finals if they passed their state exams and have < 3 absences. =P

Granted, but the wishes can only benefit other people.

[Kayo]

< 3 ABSENCES?  HOW DO YOU... ;_;

I WISH I COULD TURN CAPS OFF

[SkyMyl]

Granted, but your Shift key is now stuck in place for eternity.

I wish that the days would stop passing by so quickly until New Years Eve.

[darkmario]

 Granted, every day until new years day, is the equivalent of 1 week. But after you make the wish you will be paralyzed from the neck down, and in excruciating pain until the day after new year's eve.

I wish there was no school until january 8th, 2010.

[BOREDFOREVER]

Granted, every day until new years day, is the equivalent of 1 week. But after you make the wish you will be paralyzed from the neck down, and in excruciating pain until the day after new year's eve.

I wish there was no school until january 8th, 2010.

Granted, but the school shifts over to 16 hours per day, 7 days per week scheduling.

I wish I had some pizza.