Make a Wish at a Price

[JrDude]

Granted, but you have to eat it off of a hobo's half-erect penis, he's an ex porn star.

I wish the consequence for this wish was so bad that it badly affected the person granting it as well.

[Dark Dragon]

granted.

however due to your mis understanding on it, I am the person who gets to beat the unliving daylights our of you for all time, and your body will renew and you take on more and more of my pain as I also get hurt by a demon. XP (as in: as I get beaten by someone, you take on my pain as I also beat you up with a body that can never die.)

I wish I could speak softly and carry a big stick.

[Dog Food]

Granted, but you live on an isolated, off-the-map island.

I wish I knew why you would wish to speak softly and carry a big stick.

[Dark Dragon]

granted.

IT'S SOMETHING ROOSEVELT SAID!!!!. it's simple it meant speak as if you are not soldier, then whack em if they mess up ( I might be wrong.

now give me 100 bucks fool.

I wish I was Mr.T.

[Anarchy_Jas]

granted.

IT'S SOMETHING ROOSEVELT SAID!!!!. it's simple it meant speak as if you are not soldier, then whack em if they mess up ( I might be wrong.

now give me 100 bucks fool.

I wish I was Mr.T.

Hahaha I remember that. APUS ftl...

Granted, but now you pity every fool you see, even if they don't deserve pity, and all the gold chains weigh your neck down.

I wish to be happy.

[Dark Dragon]

granted.

but soon after you become sad.

I wish I had a never ending dream.

[Anarchy_Jas]

granted.

but soon after you become sad.

I wish I had a never ending dream.

That never-ending dream turns into a never-ending nightmare and you can't awaken from it.

I wish I didn't run outta candy.

[JrDude]

Granted, but the candy tastes like poo

I wish that I was an hero.

[Dark Dragon]

don't you mean the hero. (or even a hero perhaps?)

granted, but the word "an" is your super hero name, and the power you can only do is say "an"

I wish I was Micheal Jackson

[darkmario]

 Granted, you are now dead.

I wish that this wish had no consequence.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, you are now dead.

I wish that this wish had no consequence.

Granted but nothing happens because such a wish cannot happen.

I wish to be a witch like Beatrice the Golden!

(See this: http://www.otakucenter.com/umineko-no-naku-koroni-f1087.html)

[Dark Dragon]

granted. but everyone in Camelot runs at her yelling witch!.

I wish for all the doe.

[JrDude]

How could you grant her want? She didn't say "I wish"

for that I ignore your wish.

I wish you would ignore my wish.

[Dark Dragon]

granted. but nothing happens here.

first off I don't ignore a person's wish, second, it does not matter for the "i wish" to be in every single post sentence.

I wish JrDude could bug off about the I wish.

[Rayquarian]

granted. but nothing happens here.

first off I don't ignore a person's wish, second, it does not matter for the "i wish" to be in every single post sentence.

I wish JrDude could bug off about the I wish.

Granted.  JrDude commits suicide, and you are sued for pushing him over the edge, forcing you to buy $10,000,000 in civil fees and 25 years in prison for criminal charges.

I wish