Make a Wish at a Price

[Shujinco2]

Granted.  JrDude commits suicide, and you are sued for pushing him over the edge, forcing you to buy $10,000,000 in civil fees and 25 years in prison for criminal charges.

I wish

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE WHAMMY!!!!!!!

*cough* Granted, but since you didn't wish for anything specific, god turned the Great Wheel of Random Ass Wishes, which evadently landed on "I wish I had exploding monkey zombies in my liver."

I wish I could have seen Woodstock.

[SkyMyl]

Granted, but someone who has yet to post will make a wish that affects you now, which will afflict amnesia and cause you to forget all about it.

I wish that I had a girlfriend.
What's this? Mr. Celibate Hero is wishing for a girlfriend?

[Dark Dragon]

granted,  but she is freaky. veeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrry freaky to hear the next boy scream.
I wish I was god.

[SkyMyl]

Granted.

I wish FoxPhantom was God of nothing.

[darkmario]

 Granted.





















On an unrelated note, due to a mistake, you have the wrong birth-name. Your real name is Nothing.



I wish I finished my global studies research paper.

[Dark Dragon]

and since you said nothing for a wish.

You get nothing, not even a willy wonka chocolate bar.

I wish I became a Shinigami.

[Anarchy_Jas]

You fail and bring life instead of death.

I wish there was more junk food to snack on around here.

[Dark Dragon]

granted. but they make you skinny, and also take away what you need(fat, and stuff).

I wish I was a real Arctic fox.

[JrDude]

Granted, but you become a fatass.

I wish this was the most epic wish evur.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but it is an epic fail.

I wish to know why I have munchies like a weedhead even though I'm not.

[jnfs2014]

Granted, but you become a weedhead.

I wish I could figure out why I can't post on Power On.

[Thirteenthorder]

Granted.  JrDude commits suicide, and you are sued for pushing him over the edge, forcing you to buy $10,000,000 in civil fees and 25 years in prison for criminal charges.

I wish

Granted, but not granted.

I wish to wish to wish for a wish.

[JrDude]

Your wish is granted, but the wish within the wish is not granted.

I wish I wasn't all butthurt right now. (as in my butt literally hurts for reasons unknown [as in my butt])

[Dark Dragon]

granted: your butt hurts because of sitting on something hard. try sitting on a pillow, or maybe put something soft on a hard chair to make it comfy. (that way it won't hurt).

now since I did that. but you lose a monitor.

I wish I had dr. mcninja to heal me.

[Anarchy_Jas]

granted: your butt hurts because of sitting on something hard. try sitting on a pillow, or maybe put something soft on a hard chair to make it comfy. (that way it won't hurt).

now since I did that. but you lose a monitor.

I wish I had dr. mcninja to heal me.

Dr. Mcninja heals you... by putting you outta your misery and killin' ya off.

I wish to become the boss lady exec. chef in my own restaurant.