Make a Wish at a Price

[Triforce_Luigi]

Granted. You get your 360, but it is destroyed in a freak accident.

I wish I had a better computer.

[darkmario]

 Granted, but you sell your arms and legs to get it.

I wish MW2 would work. I WANT TO PLAY IT!

[JrDude]

Wish granted, but your system doesn't work

I wish Santa would come back and give me more presents.

[Kayo]

Granted, but the're all poopty and don't work.

I wish Santa was real.

[JrDude]

Wish failed, he is real.

I wish more people believed in Santa.

[SkyMyl]

Granted, but someone kills them for religious purposes.

I wish I had gotten a fully functional Playstation 3 for Christmas.

[Kayo]

Granted, but your TV is broken.

I wish SkyMyl wasn't green.

[JrDude]

Granted, but you become green and can't change it.

I wish these wishes were really granted rather than just fake granted.

[Kayo]

Granted, but they are only granted for 0.2 seconds regardless of your wish, so, therefore, everything you wish for disappears before you even see it.

[darkmario]

I wish K made a wish.

[Kayo]

Granted, but the wish forces you to jump off a bridge

I wish darkmario would jump off a bridge :P

[Triforce_Luigi]

Granted, but he drags you off the bridge with him.

I wish I had a thousand legally-acquired dollars.

[SkyMyl]

Granted, but your 5th grade teacher gets robbed for no apparent reason.

I wish my room was clean.

[darkmario]

Granted, but your wall explodes for no apparent reason.

I wish K didn't wish that I would jump off a bridge.

[Kayo]

Granted, I now wish you would jump off a cliff. :3

I wish coat hangers were more useful in life.