Make a Wish at a Price

[Thirdkoopa]

Granted but you become fat and then have a disease over it.

I wish my windows were clean.

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but you are forced by magic, and when your windows get dirty, your body will do, but you will feel tired.

I wish I had I know kung fu.

[The Riddler]

Granted, but you continue to talk and type in nearly incoherent sentences

I wish I had some soda D:

[Triforce_Luigi]

You choke on the soda.

I wish I had cake.

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but the cake is a lie.\


I wish I was a Companion cube (from Portal).

[Anarchy_Jas]

granted, but the cake is a lie.\


I wish I was a Companion cube (from Portal).

Someone intercourse s up your wish, and you end up as a sphere.

I wish my ear did not just painfully pop just now. >.<

[Triforce_Luigi]

Granted, but it will painfully pop later.

I wish my vacation lasted longer.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but it will painfully pop later.

I wish my vacation lasted longer.

Granted, but it ends up being boring as hell.

I wish my dad would stfu and stop whining at me. -_-

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but now you mother starts it.

I wish I had no Organ to reproduce. (yes yes I know very mature).

[JrDude]

Granted, but you randomly lose your butt hole right before you need to diarrhea.

I wish I could have a prisoner's last meal ticket without needing to die.

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but God smites your wish and decided to take you back to heaven, even if he has to drag you by the ankles.

I wish I could go to hell?

[Rayquarian]

granted, but God smites your wish and decided to take you back to heaven, even if he has to drag you by the ankles.

I wish I could go to hell?

Granted.  You are turned into a companion cube and die in a fire.  Now your soul enters the lowest pit of that place--the place that is so bitterly cold, that you wish you were burning in the hottest flames.  But even worse than the cold is Satan.  You have to listen to him cry for all of eternity.

I wish I could go to heaven?

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but before St. Paul lets you pass into the gate, you must go back to earth, as a baby all over again, funny thing is you won't remember anything about your past life, nor will you remember about that wish XP.

I wish I Jack took me to the gate between Heaven and hell. ( If anyone read the comic Jack, then you'll know what I mean).

[darkmario]

 Granted, but since I've never read that comic, you just get stuck in limbo. With no escape and no contact with the outside world.

I wish that I had  a graphics card that was good enough to play Modern Warfare 2 on my computer.

[Mystic]

Granted, but your processor is a Pentium I.

I wish this thread was bigger.