Make a Wish at a Price

[SkyMyl]

Granted. You now rule over a world of sand.

I wish I never aged.

[Mystic]

Granted, as such , you die now.

I wish Twilight would die.

[Dark Dragon]

Granted, but you go to hell for saying that.

I wish I was drinking Vodka.

[JrDude]

Granted, but you poop yourself every time you go out in public for some reason.

I wish I had a third arm coming out of my left nipple.

[Rayquarian]

Granted, but you poop yourself every time you go out in public for some reason.

I wish I had a third arm coming out of my left nipple.

Granted, but your left nipple chokes everyone you know and love to death.  And then you die in your sleep from suffocation.

I wish that I had more time.

[The Riddler]

Granted, but your left nipple chokes everyone you know and love to death.  And then you die in your sleep from suffocation.

I wish that I had more time.

Granted, but you start moving in slow motion, so you waste the time anyway.

I wish I had a copy of Parappa the Rappa.

[Dark Dragon]

granted. but it's broken.

I wish I was wearing tights. ( we make look like Pansies, but call us wrong and will punch out your lights).ROFLOL

[Mystic]

Granted, but your legs fall off.

I wish I had a rock collection.

[JrDude]

Granted, but you must now pick up every rock you see or you'll dig yours eyes out with your thumb nails until you can't see them ever again.

I wish these wishes came true rather than some nerd saying "Granted, but *CONSEQUENCE*" then nothing happens.

[Rayquarian]

Granted, but you must now pick up every rock you see or you'll dig yours eyes out with your thumb nails until you can't see them ever again.

I wish these wishes came true rather than some nerd saying "Granted, but *CONSEQUENCE*" then nothing happens.

Granted, but *CONSEQUENCE*

I wish that...HOLY CRAP!  IT IS A NARWHALE!

[Mystic]

lol narwhale

I wish I had a cool necklace

[Dark Dragon]

you do, but the Jonas takes it, and gets away with it.

I wish I was as Fabulous as Micheal Jackson fake Plastic face.

[Mystic]

Granted, but you can't sing/dance/look good/have kids/be awesome

I wish I ruled NSF.

[Dark Dragon]

granted. but however it's already taken down.

I wish the NSF was back up to replace the (rappy help forum.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but now it fails even more.

I wish to start my own host club. xD