mp3 player/iPod superlatives

[Zovistograt]

On your mp3 player/iPod, what's the...

Longest song?
Shortest song?
Fastest song?
Slowest song?
Weirdest song?
Oldest song?
Funniest song?
Happiest song?
Saddest song?
Song that would make someone go "wth" when they listen to it?

For me:

Longest: "Hobo Names" -John Hodgman & Jonathan Coulton (58 min)
Shortest: "Super Chicken Theme Song" -??? (11 sec)
Fastest: "999BPM" -Zovistograt (olol)
Slowest: "The Lurker" -Zovistograt (well it's true)
Weirdest: "Source Music of Doom" -Kevin Manthei (from the Invader Zim OST)
Oldest: "Big Rock Candy Mountain" -Harry McClintock (1929 or something)
Funniest: tie between "Albuquerque" -Weird Al and "Chacarron Macarron" -??? (ulaealualeauale)
Happiest: "Mojipittan (Futari Remix)" -??? (pittan, tanta mojipittan ^_^)
Saddest: "Dawn over a New World" -DragonForce (speed metal band playing a slow song...meh)
Song that would make someone go "wth" when they listen to it: "Poisoning Pidgeons in the Park" -Tom Lehrer (starts out like a happy, innocent show tune but then the lyrics take an unexpected turn.  Fun thing to do: ask someone who has never heard it to "listen to this" and then when it gets to the first chorus they're all liek "wait wut")

[Silverhawk79]

Longest song? Tetragrammaton ~ The Mars Volta (16:43)
Shortest song? Cassandra Gemini VII ~ The Mars Volta (0:46)
Fastest song? Deadbolt ~ Thrice or Superman ~ Goldfinger or Blood Clots and Black Holes ~ Thrice.
Slowest song? Jesus Christ ~ Brand New or Willful Suspension of Disbelief ~ Modest Mouse or Whenever You See Fit ~ Modest Mouse
Weirdest song? I-E-A-I-A-I-O ~ System of a Down
Oldest song? Any of the songs from Rage's debut CD. (1992)
Funniest song? Uhh...Shit Luck ~ Modest Mouse? None of my songs are funny, really...
Happiest song? Superman ~ Goldfinger
Saddest song? Jesus Christ ~ Brand New
Song that would make someone go "wth" when they listen to it? Trogdor~ Strong Bad

[Zovistograt]

Longest song? Tetragrammaton ~ The Mars Volta (16:43)
Shortest song? Cassandra Gemini VII ~ The Mars Volta (0:46)
Fastest song? Deadbolt ~ Thrice or Superman ~ Goldfinger or Blood Clots and Black Holes ~ Thrice.
Slowest song? Jesus Christ ~ Brand New or Willful Suspension of Disbelief ~ Modest Mouse or Whenever You See Fit ~ Modest Mouse
Weirdest song? I-E-A-I-A-I-O ~ System of a Down
Oldest song? Any of the songs from Rage's debut CD. (1992)
Funniest song? Uhh...Shit Luck ~ Modest Mouse? None of my songs are funny, really...
Happiest song? Superman ~ Goldfinger
Saddest song? Jesus Christ ~ Brand New
Song that would make someone go "wth" when they listen to it? Trogdor~ Strong Bad

technically Cassandra Gemini is one song broken up into a bunch of little parts :P

[Silverhawk79]

Longest song? Tetragrammaton ~ The Mars Volta (16:43)
Shortest song? Cassandra Gemini VII ~ The Mars Volta (0:46)
Fastest song? Deadbolt ~ Thrice or Superman ~ Goldfinger or Blood Clots and Black Holes ~ Thrice.
Slowest song? Jesus Christ ~ Brand New or Willful Suspension of Disbelief ~ Modest Mouse or Whenever You See Fit ~ Modest Mouse
Weirdest song? I-E-A-I-A-I-O ~ System of a Down
Oldest song? Any of the songs from Rage's debut CD. (1992)
Funniest song? Uhh...Shit Luck ~ Modest Mouse? None of my songs are funny, really...
Happiest song? Superman ~ Goldfinger
Saddest song? Jesus Christ ~ Brand New
Song that would make someone go "wth" when they listen to it? Trogdor~ Strong Bad

technically Cassandra Gemini is one song broken up into a bunch of little parts :P

So? >.>;
I'm too lazy to get out my audio editing software to mash 'em together.

[Kaz]

I'm just going to go by my iTunes instead of a portable player because I'M A REBEL.

Longest song? "Echoes" by Pink Floyd (23:28)
Shortest song? "Stop" by Pink Floyd (0:33)
Fastest song? "The Garden" by Guns N' Roses (though this is just a guess, I'm not really sure)
Slowest song? I have no idea...I have tons of very slow material.
Weirdest song? "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict" by Pink Floyd. It's basically just a whole bunch of imitated animal noises and a Scottish narration at the end.
Oldest song? "Summertime Blues" by Eddie Cochran
Funniest song? Either "Bike" by Pink Floyd or "Several Species..." again.
Happiest song? Probably something by The Beatles. "All You Need is Love" maybe.
Saddest song? "November Rain" by Guns N' Roses, even if mostly because of the music video.
Song that would make someone go "wth" when they listen to it? Once again, "Several Species of Small Furry Animals..." by Pink Floyd

Why Pink Floyd dominates all the extremities, I don't know. I guess they were just that diverse.

[Commander Awesome]

Longest song? Rise by Origa, most likely.
Shortest song? Escape from the City. Yes, that song.
Fastest song? Sobaksu. Kenshin op/ed, can't remember.
Slowest song? Real Folk Blues by The Seatbelts. If you have no idea what this is, you're intercourse ing retarded and need to watch good animes.
Weirdest song? Motteke! Sailor Fuku.
Oldest song? Probably Stairway to Heaven. See Slowest Song.
Funniest song? Motteke! Sailor Fuku
Happiest song? Sobaksu.
Saddest song? Pure Heart by Hikki.
Song that would make someone go "wth" when they listen to it? Motteke! Sailor Fuku.

[phatyo]

Im a hip-hop fan and have no rock songs on my Ipod so you might not know these songs.

8 mile-Eminem
Act I- T.I
fastes songIDK
Big winnie-Eminem
Rain man?
A song by 2pac in the 1990?
Touchdown-T.I ft.Eminem?
IDk?
Lose my minde-Young buck?
Humpa lumpa

[Commander Awesome]

Im a hip-hop fan and have no rock songs on my Ipod so you might not know these songs.

8 mile-Eminem
Act I- T.I
fastes songIDK
Big winnie-Eminem
Rain man?
A song by 2pac in the 1990?
Touchdown-T.I ft.Eminem?
IDk?
Lose my minde-Young buck?
Humpa lumpa

O lawd

[えっちーせんぱい]

I think everyone song on my mp3 player would make the average person go what the hell.

[Commander Awesome]

I think everyone song on my mp3 player would make the average person go what the hell.

Same.
I have a crapload of JPop, Jazz, Blues...

[phatyo]

Im a hip-hop fan and have no rock songs on my Ipod so you might not know these songs.

8 mile-Eminem
Act I- T.I
fastes songIDK
Big winnie-Eminem
Rain man?
A song by 2pac in the 1990?
Touchdown-T.I ft.Eminem?
IDk?
Lose my minde-Young buck?
Humpa lumpa

O lawd

Whats so funny about my songs >_>

[えっちーせんぱい]

I think everyone song on my mp3 player would make the average person go what the hell.

Same.
I have a crapload of JPop, Jazz, Blues...

All of my songs are either in japanese, or have no words to them at all.

[phatyo]

I think everyone song on my mp3 player would make the average person go what the hell.

Same.
I have a crapload of JPop, Jazz, Blues...

All of my songs are either in japanese, or have no words to them at all.

You understand Japaneses >_> I thought all this time you wanted to learn it.

[Commander Awesome]

I think everyone song on my mp3 player would make the average person go what the hell.

Same.
I have a crapload of JPop, Jazz, Blues...

All of my songs are either in japanese, or have no words to them at all.

You understand Japaneses >_> I thought all this time you wanted to learn it.

You don't have to understand the language to enjoy the song.
Hell, I have a load of Russian songs on my iPod as well, and I barely speak Russian.

[phatyo]

I think everyone song on my mp3 player would make the average person go what the hell.

Same.
I have a crapload of JPop, Jazz, Blues...

All of my songs are either in japanese, or have no words to them at all.

You understand Japaneses >_> I thought all this time you wanted to learn it.

You don't have to understand the language to enjoy the song.
Hell, I have a load of Russian songs on my iPod as well, and I barely speak Russian.

You can't be serieus ?_? How can you stand Russian songs...Well maybe the russian songs you know are different from the ones i hear on long road trips with the family. I got to lisen to old Russian songs >:I