mp3 player/iPod superlatives

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I think everyone song on my mp3 player would make the average person go what the hell.

Same.
I have a crapload of JPop, Jazz, Blues...

All of my songs are either in japanese, or have no words to them at all.

You understand Japaneses >_> I thought all this time you wanted to learn it.

I probably wouldn't like Japanese songs if I understood them.