Mod privileges be darned, this topic has no question at the end like most threads in PO. This thread has one specific purpose, and that is to discuss the best grocery store story to ever be recorded and uploaded to YouTube, whether it's real or not. A story of girl scouts, obesity, cheese doodles, dogs, and handicapped ten year olds.
...well, it's good to watch if you've got 7 minutes to spare.
Around 4:40 it felt a little over the top from there on in. Other than that, it was pretty good.