The Adventures of Slabamatisacool! Sign up!

[jnfs2014]

Welcome to the Adventures of Slabamatisacool! This thread will hold a story in which (almost) everyone can write. It's kind of like RP'ing, but everyone has the same characters, and can add new ones. For example:
Person 1 posts: Bob slowly arose from his bed. He made his way to the kitchen where he made himself breakfast.
Person 2: After it was done, Bob walked outside, not knowing the danger that was around him. Suddenly a ninja star pierced Bob's shirt, minorly wounding him.
Person 3: Bob tore the ninja star out of his shirt and threw it at the culprit, hitting him. Bob then walked back inside, needing to sew up his shirt.

(It won't be THAT short.)
Now you can go for as long as 5 sentences, or you can stop at 2. Also, the ENTIRE story must be in book format. Use descriptive words: Don't just type "He said, she said, he said," or "He slowly made his way outside where he slowly sat down and watched TV, slowly."

[jnfs2014]

Signups:
JNFS2014
DrHobo2
Triforce_Luigi
Shujinco

[Spam]

SUPERKOOL
Baby Chop
Alex

[Lohn Jocke]

Mary Sue.

[Magnum]

Ishmail
Isaac
Hawk

[Light]

Vaatix
Silvrar
Moron

[Dr.Hobo2]

Zarniwoop
Mephistopheles
Slartibartfast
Overlord Dick Cheney

[jnfs2014]

Signups go.

[Light]

"Slabamastisacool"? That wasn't one of the suggestions.

Slartibartfast

Win.

[jnfs2014]

It was a combonation of them all.

[Dr.Hobo2]

"Slabamastisacool"? That wasn't one of the suggestions.

Slartibartfast

Win.

Indeed
...*signups for it*

[jnfs2014]

You can call him Slabama for short.

[Dr.Hobo2]

Um...so when does it start?

[jnfs2014]

Tomorrow. More people can sign up, but they have to be accepted before continuing the story.

[Triforce_Luigi]

*signs up*