The Excuse Game

[Anarchy_Jas]

It's my pinky, not my middle finger that hurts, and Freudia Neuwahl doesn't want you.

I need the last Cirque du Freak book...

[SkyMyl]

Needing is different from wanting.
He's going to degenerate into a blithering mess after a few minutes after being shunned five times in the same day.

I want skills.
Not in this lifetime, buddy.

[Anarchy_Jas]

I WANT the last Cirque du Freak book...

You're too unskilled to be skilled.

[SkyMyl]

You can't have it.

I want this awkwardness to go away.
[Insert figurative rock to the face here]

[JrDude]

Ok, but you then lose your pants & boxers in public.

I want to be less shy.

[Anarchy_Jas]

But we need a social outcast to exist, so you can't. I want my very own jar of dirt.

[Kayo]

but it asplodes.

i want a new computer that doesnt asplode

[SkyMyl]

Your family is too poor.

I want a Playstation 3.

[Dark Dragon]

they were all taken due to sony's Main Problem with money thus all PS3's were taken back and heard of again.

I want to get killed.

[Allegretto]

No one has the murderous intent.

I want to get something for Christmas.

[SkyMyl]

You were too naughty.

I want lunch.

[Anarchy_Jas]

You were too naughty.

I want lunch.

I ate your lunch. >.>

I wanna go to Six Flags.

[darkmario]

 It was closed down because of people like you who want to go, but don't.

I want another snow day.

[Anarchy_Jas]

It was closed down because of people like you who want to go, but don't.

I want another snow day.

Well, nobody else does.

I want the feeling to come back to my finger.

[Kayo]

Your nerves are permanently damaged.

I want this MDE to stop. ;_;