help my porch is gonna eat me

[Silverhawk79]

1. Get someone to fix it.
2. Fix it yourself.
3. Don't post about it.
4. ???
5. Profit!

[Riosan]

1. Get someone to fix it.
2. Fix it yourself.
3. Don't post about it.
4. ???
5. Profit!

wait why would you try to fix it after someone fixed it for you

IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE

[Silverhawk79]

1. Get someone to fix it.
2. Fix it yourself.
3. Don't post about it.
4. ???
5. Profit!

wait why would you try to fix it after someone fixed it for you

IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE

I needed something else to say to make it 5 steps shut up

[Totla]

1. Don't get someone to fix it especially not me i am a dumbass  who has ass burgers :(
2. Fix it yourself.
3. Don't post about it.
4. ???
5. Profit!

wait why would you try to fix it after someone fixed it for you

IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE

I needed something else to say to make it 5 steps shut up

I made it better.