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Zero Punctuation's no-nonsense review of SSBB.

Started by Tupin, April 23, 2008, 01:20:56 PM

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Java

That whole review was the guy whining about the game, there was no positivity in it whatsoever.

Are all his other reviews like that?

Tupin

Quote from: Java_Java on April 24, 2008, 01:45:25 PM
That whole review was the guy whining about the game, there was no positivity in it whatsoever.

Are all his other reviews like that?
Nope.

Just watch them, he loves some games.

He doesn't get fighting games and hates how Nintendo whores out their franchises, you would know that if you watched his reviews.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

HTA!

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 24, 2008, 02:10:03 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on April 24, 2008, 01:45:25 PM
That whole review was the guy b***ing about the game, there was no positivity in it whatsoever.

Are all his other reviews like that?
Nope.

Just watch them, he loves some games.

He doesn't get fighting games and hates how Nintendo whores out their franchises, you would know that if you watched his reviews.

So he has a completely Anti-Brawl Bias?  ::)

I see why he was qualified to make this review.

Although, the whole Button-Mashing thing is complete Bull****

Tupin

Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on April 24, 2008, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 24, 2008, 02:10:03 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on April 24, 2008, 01:45:25 PM
That whole review was the guy b***ing about the game, there was no positivity in it whatsoever.

Are all his other reviews like that?
Nope.

Just watch them, he loves some games.

He doesn't get fighting games and hates how Nintendo whores out their franchises, you would know that if you watched his reviews.

So he has a completely Anti-Brawl Bias?  ::)

I see why he was qualified to make this review.

Although, the whole Button-Mashing thing is complete Bull****
The only reason he reviewed the game in the first place was because hordes of people were requesting it.

He's Australian, he had to import a copy because there was so much pressure to review it.

He is a good reviewer, and he made some valid points. 


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

HTA!

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 24, 2008, 02:26:44 PM
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on April 24, 2008, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 24, 2008, 02:10:03 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on April 24, 2008, 01:45:25 PM
That whole review was the guy b***ing about the game, there was no positivity in it whatsoever.

Are all his other reviews like that?
Nope.

Just watch them, he loves some games.

He doesn't get fighting games and hates how Nintendo whores out their franchises, you would know that if you watched his reviews.

So he has a completely Anti-Brawl Bias?  ::)

I see why he was qualified to make this review.

Although, the whole Button-Mashing thing is complete Bull****
The only reason he reviewed the game in the first place was because hordes of people were requesting it.

He's Australian, he had to import a copy because there was so much pressure to review it.

He is a good reviewer, and he made some valid points. 

And some invalid ones  :O
But I could care less, g'day.

Java

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 24, 2008, 02:10:03 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on April 24, 2008, 01:45:25 PM
That whole review was the guy b***ing about the game, there was no positivity in it whatsoever.

Are all his other reviews like that?
Nope.

Just watch them, he loves some games.

He doesn't get fighting games and hates how Nintendo whores out their franchises, you would know that if you watched his reviews.
Does he like Nintendo at all...?

Kilroy

Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on April 24, 2008, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 24, 2008, 02:10:03 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on April 24, 2008, 01:45:25 PM
That whole review was the guy b***ing about the game, there was no positivity in it whatsoever.

Are all his other reviews like that?
Nope.

Just watch them, he loves some games.

He doesn't get fighting games and hates how Nintendo whores out their franchises, you would know that if you watched his reviews.

So he has a completely Anti-Brawl Bias?  ::)

I see why he was qualified to make this review.

Although, the whole Button-Mashing thing is complete Bull****
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Oops, I forgot moving. Yeah, someone doing that can beat most anyone at most any fighting game.
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
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WiinolikePS3

Actually, I loved the review.

The way he puts it, I'm obviously not a fanboy, because I actually took the whole thing lightly, and as a joke, and thought it was hilarious, and I'll probably show it to my cousin.

But, despite being "that guy", it's not like the only other people that you can play are the fatass geeks with no lives. I know he exaggerated nearly EVERYTHING to make a point, but he DID have a point in some cases.

Now, those like the button-mashing whine and that you have to be a fanboy to enjoy it aren't even close to being true, but...

Overall, I like it. A lot. Even if it does incessantly flame Brawl constantly, I just can't take the guy seriously enough to be offended by it.   :P

Tupin

Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on April 24, 2008, 06:39:49 PM
Actually, I loved the review.

The way he puts it, I'm obviously not a fanboy, because I actually took the whole thing lightly, and as a joke, and thought it was hilarious, and I'll probably show it to my cousin.

But, despite being "that guy", it's not like the only other people that you can play are the fatass geeks with no lives. I know he exaggerated nearly EVERYTHING to make a point, but he DID have a point in some cases.

Now, those like the button-mashing whine and that you have to be a fanboy to enjoy it aren't even close to being true, but...

Overall, I like it. A lot. Even if it does incessantly flame Brawl constantly, I just can't take the guy seriously enough to be offended by it.   :P
I liked it too because he said everything I was thinking but more exaggerated and with a lot more cursing. :P

But in order to unlock EVERYTHING in the game, you do need to become some what of a "that guy".


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

WiinolikePS3

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 24, 2008, 06:50:16 PM
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on April 24, 2008, 06:39:49 PM
Actually, I loved the review.

The way he puts it, I'm obviously not a fanboy, because I actually took the whole thing lightly, and as a joke, and thought it was hilarious, and I'll probably show it to my cousin.

But, despite being "that guy", it's not like the only other people that you can play are the fatass geeks with no lives. I know he exaggerated nearly EVERYTHING to make a point, but he DID have a point in some cases.

Now, those like the button-mashing whine and that you have to be a fanboy to enjoy it aren't even close to being true, but...

Overall, I like it. A lot. Even if it does incessantly flame Brawl constantly, I just can't take the guy seriously enough to be offended by it.   :P
I liked it too because he said everything I was thinking but more exaggerated and with a lot more cursing. :P

But in order to unlock EVERYTHING in the game, you do need to become some what of a "that guy".
Yeah, and when his stick figure friends randomly blew up and spurted blood everywhere.  :P

I was already a "that guy" from Melee...

FruitFlow

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 23, 2008, 06:54:42 PM
Quote from: Olimar on April 23, 2008, 06:53:02 PM
I watched that literally before I clicked on this thread XD

It's a perfectly acceptable review. He has everything right, pretty much.
They shouldn't have put Lucas in the game if MOTHER wasn't coming to the USA.
I thought there was one coming to DS.
"Many people see technology as the problem behind the so-called digital divide. Others see it as the solution. Technology is neither. It must operate in conjunction with business, economic, political and social system."

Tupin

Quote from: SSBBRAWLIN on April 24, 2008, 09:39:14 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 23, 2008, 06:54:42 PM
Quote from: Olimar on April 23, 2008, 06:53:02 PM
I watched that literally before I clicked on this thread XD

It's a perfectly acceptable review. He has everything right, pretty much.
They shouldn't have put Lucas in the game if MOTHER wasn't coming to the USA.
I thought there was one coming to DS.
I think that was a rumor.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

FruitFlow

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 25, 2008, 04:37:22 AM
Quote from: SSBBRAWLIN on April 24, 2008, 09:39:14 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 23, 2008, 06:54:42 PM
Quote from: Olimar on April 23, 2008, 06:53:02 PM
I watched that literally before I clicked on this thread XD

It's a perfectly acceptable review. He has everything right, pretty much.
They shouldn't have put Lucas in the game if MOTHER wasn't coming to the USA.
I thought there was one coming to DS.
I think that was a rumor.
Let's just hope it at least comes to VC.
"Many people see technology as the problem behind the so-called digital divide. Others see it as the solution. Technology is neither. It must operate in conjunction with business, economic, political and social system."

Tupin

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Quote from: SSBBRAWLIN on April 25, 2008, 04:16:32 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 25, 2008, 04:37:22 AM
Quote from: SSBBRAWLIN on April 24, 2008, 09:39:14 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 23, 2008, 06:54:42 PM
Quote from: Olimar on April 23, 2008, 06:53:02 PM
I watched that literally before I clicked on this thread XD

It's a perfectly acceptable review. He has everything right, pretty much.
They shouldn't have put Lucas in the game if MOTHER wasn't coming to the USA.
I thought there was one coming to DS.
I think that was a rumor.
Let's just hope it at least comes to VC.
Earthbound? Yes.
Earthbound Zero? Possibly.
MOTHER 3? Heck no, not on VC.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Java

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 25, 2008, 04:24:02 PM
Quote from: SSBBRAWLIN on April 25, 2008, 04:16:32 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 25, 2008, 04:37:22 AM
Quote from: SSBBRAWLIN on April 24, 2008, 09:39:14 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 23, 2008, 06:54:42 PM
Quote from: Olimar on April 23, 2008, 06:53:02 PM
I watched that literally before I clicked on this thread XD

It's a perfectly acceptable review. He has everything right, pretty much.
They shouldn't have put Lucas in the game if MOTHER wasn't coming to the USA.
I thought there was one coming to DS.
I think that was a rumor.
Let's just hope it at least comes to VC.
Earthbound? Yes.
Earthbound Zero? Possibly.
MOTHER 3? Heck no, not on VC.
By Earthbound Zero, do you mean MOTHER 1?