Lets see is we can keep it alive longer than the past one, it's NOTE SOMETHING INTERESTING ABOUT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU (original made by Blaziken I think)
EX:
Quote from: ReplierQuote from: Replier 2.0Quote from: Replier 3000Quote from: CreatorAchoo
Created the thread
Is a Forest Sage
Is a vagina cleaning device.
READY?! GO!
first poast.
It's "Note Something Interesting About The Person Above".
Does not know how to copy a thread's name.
is a critic. <3
Is confused
is not Kanye West
Has 5,777 as of this particular post.
is bonded to me telepathically
Lost 3 of his extra testicles on eBay
thinks i had 3 extra testicles
Has no avatar and is pretending I lied.
is pretending to not know he lied.
Just had a combo broken.
made another new post without (NEW) showing up next to the thread title.
retard
but... ;_;
Has a very interesting background.
Which amounts to nothing, in the end!
Has a sig that seems like it should be sexy but isn't to me.
is possibly homophobic
is possibly heterophobic
was possibly mental
is the youngest user on NSFCD as far as we know
is the stupidest Nsider
Has a car fetish.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 26, 2009, 11:43:56 PM
Has a sig that seems like it should be sexy but isn't to me.
*Coughwrongcough*
Has a body pillow fetish.
Is mostly wrong.
How did this body pillow thing get started again?
Maybe I should tell them, eh?
Has a secret voice that is cooler than him.
is a lucariofag
Is wrong
is jealous because i am older, smarter, and more honest than him. and he sadly thinks i'm not intelligent.
Doesn't know how to work IRC. D:
i dont even care about installing IRC anymore. I gave up before even trying to learn a bit of it.
^is responsible for NSFCD, and therefore everything that happens in it and to it.
A member with only a letter as a name.
Likes Higurashi.
Is into the exact same Nintendo series as me.
Is into the same exact Nintendo series as Sky
is cool
nothing
everything
never seems to post from a real computer.
ilu. <3
13 year olds are.... tell me how i should finish this sentence
Some guy named RJ who internet stalked me once
some kid named Jason who thinks chatting on YIM = internet stalking.
Wrong. You stalked me to coming back to KK.
Has a one letter name and I'm jealous.
is slow at posting.
brought up a term that = free ticket to getting banned.
@Rob: Don't be jealous. :)
Is wrong, since I only used it as an example of his stupidity.
Is spamming the poop out of this thread. They're not fun if you're every other post. Gtfo.
Is right, can be awesome at times, but acts like a little ninny the rest of the time. <3
is fonzie.
is younger than he is.
Seems to post above me more than others in this thread.
Knows the truth behind Silver's rigging of the contest.
Thinks silver rigged the contest.
does not have a capitalized name
Annoying as hell
Why did I ever join your forum? >_<
does not liike mudkips, but totodile's
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 28, 2009, 07:07:56 PM
does not liike mudkips, but totodile's
accidently put two i's in "like," thinks he is a nobody, and has 2 words joined without a space as a username.
@-X a.k.a Marth Xero: when i look at your old posts there, i think "wow this kid is such a loser, he's whining about everything, escpecially since mods raised his warn level for pointless spam. But, you're 13, so you're allowed to be annoying, but its still just plain annoying.. and i just used "annoying" twice in that sentence but i don't know what other word to use.
Is the most stupid user on this forum and has no respect to anyone.
Is a Pussy.
is talking about Kaos
Needs to dig a little deeper. :U
is an immature little brat who whines and ninnyes because i hit him with some cold hard truth.
BTW this is for J, i see Big Brother posted while I was typing :X
J thinks he's a vagina-y, though I do not.
Doesn't know the truth about Kaos.
thinks theres a hidden truth about me. im sure any "truth" about me has already been revealed =O
Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 28, 2009, 08:13:51 PM
J thinks he's a vagina-y, though I do not.
:)
Is confused.
is repeating something already said about me a few pages back
is wrong, since Light makes no mistakes. :P
Is wrong, because I've made many mistakes, such as staying with this site for so long.
should have quit while he was ahead but is forever bonded with us, thus shall never leave >:D
is a worthless freeloader that doesn't even belong to NSFCD.
Oh, and US!? You just came back like a month ago.
Quote from: PokemasterJ on December 28, 2009, 10:11:28 PM
is a worthless freeloader that doesn't even belong to NSFCD.
Oh, and US!? You just came back like a month ago.
IS A 10-YEAR OLD.
You used to be a cool kid, J. I used to like you..
Thinks J should star in a slow-motion scene where he runs away from an explosion through a narrow hallway but trips, falls, and dies.
Has a badass sig.
has no picture.
Is Danny Phantom's pet Fox.
is okay.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 28, 2009, 10:52:52 PM
Thinks J should star in a slow-motion scene where he runs away from an explosion through a narrow hallway but trips, falls, and dies.
This.
is confused.
Is legendary.
Has a voice inside of him that is slowly taking over his brain
is confused.
is Mario's evil twin.
Quote from: darkmario on December 29, 2009, 04:01:10 PM
is confused.
isn't smart enough to think of something original
^ is online
Isn't smart enough to see the joke.
Was in the original Super Smash Bros.
i c wut u did thar lol
Is using an avatar that either he's used a lot or other have used before him a lot.
is pretty cool.
Is:
A. Normal, but JrDude is losing his touch.
B. Normal, but doesn't know JrDude very well.
C. Used to JrDude's behavior.
D. Too stupid to realize how much of a jerk JrDude is.
E. So mad at K, that even JrDude Looks Cool.
F. All of the above.
You decide
is wrong. forgot
g. is a vagina-y <3
Is confused.
Oh, and it's a.
posting "is confused" proves his IQ is well below 100.
Knows my IQ is well and below 100. (99)
Is interested in cars.
has a porygon2 in his/her/its/his avatar.
Said his twice in his post.
Said "his twice" in his post.
Has a badass sig, even though it's getting a little old.
is a Red Sox fan
has an avatar from the best anime ever.
has an avatar from the best anime ever.
has an avatar from the best--
never posts in Power On
Quote from: K on December 30, 2009, 05:26:18 PM
has an avatar from the best--
never posts in Power On
Is confused.
made me laugh
laughs at unoriginality
Quote from: K on December 30, 2009, 06:26:54 PM
laughs at unoriginality
Proves why he's being Watched time and time again.
Makes me laugh. <3
Is confused.
Overused the "Is confused" thing.
agrees that people obviously cant think of anything interesting to say
replied to darkmario
replied to K
should stop posting every other post. It's annoying.
is just plain annoying
HYPOCRITE
Is also a hypocrite because he is posting every other post.
Likes dark mario.
Likes Kingdom hearts?
Why you steal my thread :(
Thinks FoxPhantom is a Stealer.
Knows FoxPhantom isn't a stealer
knows i doesn't give a poop.
Doesn't give poop, since he wants to keep it all.
Also, DM, that was for sake of illustration.
loves to insult anyone who he thinks is low life.
Is related to Santa.
is married to Santa.
Is in love with santa's wife.
made me chuckle
made me laugh.
Smells like the Trix Rabbit.
Is a user and a half
probably doesn't know that I used to have a username as long as his, therefore mine was first and he should be jealous.
Is having an epic rivalry with K.
Doesn't worry about himself.
likes cute fluffy pokemon.... that can also steal.
Has probably played Kingdom Hearts.
Loves FFVI
Quote from: FoxPhantom on January 02, 2010, 01:05:13 PM
likes cute fluffy pokemon.... that can also steal.
What can I say? Furret knows how to get his women.
Meant to say "Furret knows how to get his women."
Likes Zelda a lot.
And yay; horrific typo's.
Didn't wait long enough before posting again.
Posted in 6 consecutive Game Corner threads.
is a MiB agent.
Has houses in Florida, Hawaii, and Antarctica.
bad guesser who did not try colorado.
Has a plus sign with a nutsack in his sig.
Has a unknown pokemon.
Knows not what a luxray is.
is really Rayquarian
is really Rayquarian
is really Rayquarian
is an idiot~ </3
thinks I'm an idiot </3
Is correct~
Was correct.
is the third person correct that K is in a Idiot.
doesn't even know me
thinks I was meaning it when I was not.
is beginning to confuse me
is confused as is title says.
has 2 stars in their rank.
is captain of the oh wait.
Has a personal text i do not understand
can't read Irish Gaelic, but likes the way I did it.
Is as annoying as K is when he posts every other post.
iz da kulest membur on duh phorum
copy himself.
is right
Is left.
Is themed around pink.
can shoot poisen out of his eyes........like a toad.
artfox21
12xoftra
Posted above me
Couldn't think of anything noteworthy to say about Kaos.
Can be catapulted at a wall and survive.
is intercourse ing cool
Must be delusional.
has a funny looking face-thingy as their personal text
Is the Rawk.
i learned why SkyMyl's voice exists today. Clearly his left brain and right brain can both think at the same time, therefore his thoughts are mixed up between the horny teenager and the guiding genius inside.
yay.
Is strange
evolved from Mystic Marshtomp
Evolved from J
K
did not press the B button while his pokemon were evoloving.
Probably never bothered pressing the B button when his Pokemon were evolving.
Quote from: K on January 06, 2010, 02:15:59 PM
i learned why SkyMyl's voice exists today. Clearly his left brain and right brain can both think at the same time, therefore his thoughts are mixed up between the horny teenager and the guiding genius inside.
Maybe. Just maybe.
I'M NOT YOUR LOCAL GUESSING GAME.
I HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YOU KNOW ;_;
used a "Death Note" to take out someone evil.
Once bought 72 pounds of provolone cheese on E-Bay by accident.
once saved a kid when he was 7, funny cause the kid was 20 XP.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on January 07, 2010, 01:52:52 PM
once saved a kid when he was 7, funny cause the kid was 20 XP.
i am just that awesome i guess.
rofl, and you were needing to say something about the person above not him self.
K loves to brag of about how awesome he is.
Loves to brag about him knowing how K brags about how awesome he(thinks he) is.
red
Will die on the toilet. Cause of death: choked on a chicken wing.
Cause of death: slipped on a pencil at school, and fell head first down some stairs.
Made me lol.
lol'd at my post
Small
Big
wut
Mean
thinks i meant it in a bad way
Meant it in penis size.
Talking about penises.
Gets a boner when he looks at his penis.
gets drunk when he thinks about vodka.
Gets vodka when he thinks about drunk
gets a boner thinking about Jr
got a boner thinking about Jr's boner
IS GAY
Is not gay.
is not asian
i is straight
is not irish.
is right
is wrong
is up
is...down?
Person above is confuzzled?
person above is wondering about the mystery of confuzzlation
Is probably gay :3
is right
Is a MackorMoses fanboy.
Person above has a yuri obsession.
ate Mini-MYL. ;__;
this is meant for the person above the person above me
person above posted while i was typing. :|
Gay.
once again true
Correct.
saying right while he needs to make the driver go left.
Is said to be gay, but I am unsure if it's true.
has a luxray inn his avatar
Isn't liked too well, but I can't see why.
Is awesome <3
is a MIB agent
Is will Smith
Is not Bill Clinton.
Wrong, kind of.
is Hillary Clinton
Is wrong, totally.
is Hillary Clinton.
Is Farrah Fawcett
Is going down *Sunglasses* on L.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
You're doing it wrong.
did it wrong
K
Mystic
M.
Hope Zed lose ya.
Micro micro SkyMYL
During his own funeral, he will have a boner and everyone will laugh and giggle at him or be ashamed.
Likes to think of me with a boner.
likes texting me at random times during class
Likes to talk about boning a guy.
Likes actually doing that.
does not under stand me, and that he also got it wrong. (100%)
put "understand" into two words for an unknown reason.
does not get what I mean.
Posts in here a lot.
is captain Obvious
Can't take a gay joke without pointing out that he's not gay.
has a custom title equal to that of a pokemon name
has a custom title saying he is confused.
There.
Here.
Around.
Underneath.
Got banned from chat.
K.
Quote from: PokemasterJ on January 14, 2010, 08:02:33 PM
Got banned from chat.
Not a real ban :|
Well it was, but again it happens whenever I leave my keyboard for a minute. I'm trying to talk to the admins about it. :/
Wants to dance with puppies in the nude.
Wants to run through Times Square naked.
Wants to join him.
wants to shoot him.
Has a toe growing out of his elbow.
had a A** growing out of his back.
Censors his own posts.
DOUBLE POSTS IN OTHER THREADS.
IS ROB
awesome;
Viewtiful.
Incorrect.
Has bigger boobs than all the girls here, except Red.
Made me stare at his post for a few seconds
Texted me at 3AM
Also, Jr is a intercourse head.
Didn't like Jr's post.
Correct
His girlfriend might be pregnant.
Is the one link.
Is being watched 25/8.
1/2 a man
txts me when he showers :P
Texts me when he showers. :p
Is acting like a fat baby because I said he has big boobs.
Incorrect as usual.
Is acting like a fat baby for a different reason involving me and probably my insults towards him.
Offends people.
Ate 16 Dove chocolates.
Ate 16 doves.
And a partridge in a pair tree.
Is flexible enough to suck his own penis. Whether he would or not is unknown to me.
Flexible enough, but penis is too small for self-suckage.
Thinks about my penis.
Wishes people would think about his penis.
Will prove an old quote wrong.
will prove a new quote wrong
A guy
also a guy.
W00t almost 6,700 posts.
Has an awesome avatar.
Ate a sharpie as a child, crapped it out last night.
Ate a lego as a child, and PAINFULLY crapped it out this morning.
Likes to think about painful crappings.
Likes naked pokemon.
Recently got his 3,000th post
Recently got his 6,700th post.
Posted at EXACTLY 10:47.
Disneyplace
Has a fad that's older than the internet as an avatar.
Correct for once
He has many personalities.
Link.
mystical
Is part of a fad while not being a part of it at the same time.
Pokefad
Father.
Incorrect
Apparently isn't the father, not surprising.
Also incorrect.
Father pending tests.
Pregnant.
Made me think about a joke about him that will get him all butthurt.
Thinks anything he says actually bothers me
Thinks Jrdude is trying to bother him.
Oh wait...
Pregnant
Confused
Pretends not to be bothered when it's obvious he is since he called me out after a joke.
"Also, JrDude Sucks" (or something like that)
Pregnant.
9th trimester.
Pregnant.
Pregnant with quintuplets.
Idiot.
States the obvious.
Seems to agree with me.
States the obvious.
Killed my thread.
is celebrating a birthday today, apparently.
L-1
Person above has an awesome sig.
Has a MySpace and uses BuddyPoke
^ Is partially wrong about me having a MySpace. *Doesn't bother keeping up with hers*
Is the only girl on the forum with a rank like "KING of all cosmos"
Quote from: K on February 13, 2010, 05:33:05 PM
Is the only girl on the forum with a rank like "KING of all cosmos"
Is the only member (that I know of) who is two letters away from becoming a disgrace to everyone.
Is insane...? Cool.
My Candy.
^ Seems to think I'm his candy...? Wait, whaat? 0.o
Is Mystic's eye candy.
Is Silver's eye candy
Is sweet as sugar.
Sweet as a War Head
Sour Patch Kid
Creepy.
Creeper
Turned the lights off, carried me home. But failed to leave me roses by the stairs. ragebot;
didn't suck my cock
Wishes for his cock to be sucked
Cocksucker
Posts every other post like a loser.
Incorrectly believes I'm a loser.
Quote from: Michael Myers on February 14, 2010, 04:48:02 PM
Incorrectly believes I'm a loser.
Is not a loser, just talkative.
Alternatively is the star of a steadily declining horror franchise.
Must not have seen the new H2 (D-Cut).
As it kicks major as and almost made me cry (intercourse the remake btw)
Quote from: Michael Myers on February 15, 2010, 09:53:48 PM
Must not have seen the new H2 (D-Cut).
As it kicks major as and almost made me cry (intercourse the remake btw)
Well if you don't count the remakes, then its not so bad.
Interestingly enough, did not note something..... Wait, I'm not interesting!? WAAAHHH! *cries in corner rocking in fetal position*
;)
Will be right back because he is becoming James Bond.
Manray
(Turok, I said you must not have seen the new Halloween 2 <3)
Quote from: Michael Myers on February 15, 2010, 10:44:23 PM
Manray
(Turok, I said you must not have seen the new Halloween 2 <3)
Is the king of pop.
(oh, my bad. So its pretty good then? I thought the first remake was awful.)
Is King of Turok
(RZH2 put RZH to shame, it was that good, up there with the original and H4 in my opinion)
Is not aware that I. AM. TUROK!
(really? Damn I need to check it out then)
Has a third nipple that he is unaware of.
Stares at man-nipples
Stares at man-boobs
lies
Will post every other post because every joke thrown at him he takes seriously so he defends right away.
vagina-y
Is only half Manray
Is am Turok
Is supposed to be saving the planet yet his Sig is on fire
has an invisible sig
since i turned sigs off :3
Turned sigs off
Is all man.
Is the evolution of Angry German Kid
Fire on his head
his reflection appears in my mirror.
Enjoys it
Would eat his own arm to live if he was starving.
Would offer sex to a man to safe his life
Is only right if the sex was from a hooker I own.
Thinks he owns a hooker
Mike Myers scares me O_O
Name of the person above can be mistaken for Rasingrits. 0.o
Rightly terrified
Is Obviously a giant Michael and Janet Jackson fan
Doesn't know that Mystic was/is in love with Michael Jackson.
Things Raz doesn't know, when that clearly isn't the case.
Thinks that when you're a fan of someone, you're automatically in love with them.
Incorrect, as I do not think that.
If he's telling the truth, then he's obviously just an idiot.
Thinks I'm an idiot for not loving someone just because I like their music apparently.
Thinks jr is an idiot for thinking Mystic was in love with MJ
Needs a vacation.
COKE ADDICT
Quote from: Michael Myers on February 21, 2010, 06:20:46 AM
Thinks I'm an idiot for not loving someone just because I like their music apparently.
Wow, you are an idiot, that's not what I meant at all.
Baby Bowser o.O
Is one of the millions of people who get Baby Bowser and Bowser Jr. confused with each other.
Overconfident.
Thinks I'm overconfident when I'm actually an under-confident jerk.
Really, I'm not confident at all.
(I'm not trying to post every other post like I am, I just like to correct people.)
Idiot.
Anusface.
Same-expression-in-every-photo-face.
is sucking up to the staff.
Kamazing
Crazy
Is not qualified to call other people crazy
his avatar is a mercenary.
Apparently REALLY enjoys Ace Combat
Can relate to Tidus.
has two different colered eyes
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 22, 2010, 10:26:22 PM
Can relate to Tidus.
:| That was cold man
Can't say much. This is the first time I've seen this person
Will marry an ex super model and people still consider her hot.
Her name will be Ted.
Has a username I still haven't figured out.
Quote from: Magnum on February 22, 2010, 10:32:03 PM
:| That was cold man
Can't say much. This is the first time I've seen this person
Sorry. I have to apologize for that one.
is depressed and has some serious mental issues and should probably see a psychiatrist
is depressed and has some serious mental issues and should probably see a psychiatrist
Diamond shape.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 22, 2010, 10:51:19 PM
is depressed and has some serious mental issues and should probably see a psychiatrist
I'M FINE, DAMMIT
Is FINE, DAMMIT
Is fine dangit.
Fine dangit
Wears window (http://sheryl.imouto.org/image/16603e482af92a09b9babd785a4bf5b8/moe%2038851%20bra%20matsubara_yuna%20oda_nanami%20pantsu%20peko%20sono_hanabira_ni_kuchizuke_wo%20yuri.png) glasses.
Should really stop talking in small text.
Before we bash your skull in.
When the angry German kid gets at level 30, he will evolve into Hitler IN-SANITY
Forgot to press B when I was evolving. :(
Can't evolve
His prevo is Snorlax
Come on why did you press B?
Pressed A
thought he pressed A but then realized it was a Dreamcast controller.... you pressed B
Has quickly become a part of the family of NSFCD.
Pretends to have a second personality to be humorous.
Is only envious of the humor-machine that is Voice
but see this? This is totally different, this is me. Like, its my own voice. Not Voice, there IS a difference....
Named MYL's fake second personality, named it Voice.
Is unaware that someone else named it Voice first.
I'm only half fake, Jr.
8)
that is all
can't think of anything to say so he decided to put a smiley face to talk for him
IS a smiley face
Kills Dinosaurs. Far too much.
Calls people pedophiles.
Is not depressed
didn't notice the "=9" smiley hidden in his personal text. The poor smiley is trying to touch his tongue to his nose. :(
Likes the taste of his nose.
Still has Mike Myers as a Avatar.
Has a strange picture..
Must be on his period, because he used 2 in the last sentence.
...What?
didn't say anything interesting about the person above
Makes me think of this guy.
..Is becoming James Bond..
Is a Zies in training.
Lost his funny bone in the war.
Diamond
Thinks he is the king of pop 0.o
Really likes Ace Combat
Has yet to return from "brb"
He said that like a week or 2 ago, when will he return as James Bond?!
Has made a very good point
(I'll return when I'm successful dangit >:( )
Tis lacking success apparently.
used the word "'Tis" without including the apostrophe in front of it
Jizzed.
Pervert.
Female genitalia, swollen and dripping with...I'm going to stop now.
has an obsession
(TMI bro)
Needs a sammich
Mystical Dancer extraordinaire
Quote from: Dontimpersonateadminskthx on February 26, 2010, 08:16:04 PM
Female genitalia, swollen and dripping with...I'm going to stop now.
...thank you for that image, which is being fueled by my Yuri Goggles.
Also has Yuri goggles
(you too huh?)
Must do everything.
Also, I'm really the Yuri Fanboy of the forum. Dunno if there's anyone else.
is the Yuri fanboy
Only one? you missed my last post.......
count 2 Yuri fanboys now
Needs a sandwich to help him come back from becoming James Bond.
Lives on coke and sammiches
Above person is mystical.
has a moving signature
...He has a strange image of the 9th Espada....
Has an avatar, that if looked at correctly, looks like it has BIG Eyebrows.
signature has a reflection of baby bowser if looked at carefully
I presume his character's avatar is kind of gay.
Is an adorable traveling Moogle, if his avatar is to be believed.
Has an avatar im not familiar with
avatar combines Halo and Starfox
No clue where that avatar is from
Quote from: Razgriz2489 on February 28, 2010, 02:21:16 PM
No clue where that avatar is from
It's from Bleach.
*on topic*
Tried to kill voice.
Is unaware I succeeded.
...and then bullpoop movie cliches got in the way.
Will soon pretend he has a second personality again, the name will likely be "Sound" or something.
Look man, I wasn't the one who gave voice a name.
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 28, 2010, 03:39:03 PM
Look man, I wasn't the one who gave voice a name.
But you used it anyway
Has a slight dual personality problen
Single personality.
Notices things that other people have already noticed.
has pictures that relate to war
Has a sig by Dark Orochi (kind of a redundant name, yes?)
Quote from: Turok on February 28, 2010, 09:43:10 PM
Has a sig by Dark Orochi (kind of a redundant name, yes?)
Has a new avatar that looks ODDLY familiar.
Quote from: Magnum on February 28, 2010, 09:46:18 PM
Has a new avatar that looks ODDLY familiar.
Is implying something, I don't know what.
Quote from: Turok on February 28, 2010, 09:48:04 PM
Is implying something, I don't know what.
Thinks I'm implying something, but doesn't understand I just really think the avatar is familiar
Quote from: Magnum on February 28, 2010, 09:51:03 PM
Thinks I'm implying something, but doesn't understand I just really think the avatar is familiar
Doesn't remember that its Fei from Xenogears
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenogears
Quote from: Turok on February 28, 2010, 10:20:57 PM
Doesn't remember that its Fei from Xenogears
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenogears
Thank you. My copy got lost some years ago. I couldn't remember to save my life.
Lost copy
Will soon have a Mystic Jr. running around.
Assumes we're keeping it.
is gonna murder the poor helpless fetus prematurely and discard the carcass.
or adoption.
Ashamed of video games
May put a child in a foster home which may lead to the kid never getting adopted then kicked out at 18 and turn to a life of crime.
What accounts for Jr Dude's prodigious criminality and dissipation? If you've ever wondered about the answer to that question, then read on. Here's the story: I, hardheaded cynic that I am, insist that I don't trust grungy headcases. My views, of course, are not the issue here. The issue is that at no time in the past did what I call insensitive criminal masterminds shamble through the streets of cities, demanding rights they imagine some supernatural power has bestowed upon them.
After hearing about Jr Dude's loud attempts to wiretap all of our telephones and computers, I was saddened. I was saddened that he has lowered himself to this level. Some critics have called Jr Dude filthy. A handful insist he's spleeny. His hirelings, on the other hand, consider him to be one of the great minds of this century. He possesses no significant intellectual skills whatsoever and has no interest in erudition. Heck, he can't even spell or define "erudition", much less achieve it.
When surveyed, only two percent of Jr Dude's factotums agreed with the statement, "Libertinism is arguably the most frightening and devastating problem facing us all." This is a frightening statistic to those who rely on, or simply support, social tolerance and open-mindedness. Not to belabor the point, but Jr Dude has planted his henchmen everywhere. You can find them in businesses, unions, activist organizations, tax-exempt foundations, professional societies, movies, schools, churches, and so on. Not only does this subversive approach enhance Jr Dude's ability to till the argumentative side of the fogyism garden, but it also provides irrefutable evidence that the only way I can possibly forgive him is if he tells the truth and makes restitution. How much more illumination does that fact need before Jr Dude can grasp it? Assuming the answer is "a substantial amount", let me point out that even Jr Dude's least imperious grunts supplement their already-generous incomes by selling contraband on the black market. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that Jr Dude should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory.
If we are going to speak objectively about Jr Dude's schemes, we must understand that if we contradict Jr Dude, we are labelled stuporous ivory-tower academics. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. He is a man utterly without honor, without principles, without a shred of genuine patriotism. That's why I say that some people have said that only a fool or a liar would claim that Jr Dude's decisions are based on reason. Maybe. But I'm more inclined to believe that Jr Dude is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens his creature comforts, Jr Dude throws principle to the wind.
Jr Dude's snow jobs can be rightly understood only as what some stinking riffraff have been brave enough to call them: a failure. Is it important that Jr Dude is a social liability? Of course it's important. But what's more important is that he keeps saying that Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs. Isn't that claim getting a little shopworn? I mean, the law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior.
For the record, a great many of us don't want Jr Dude to do everything possible to keep uneducated malingerers disgusting and self-serving. Still, we feel a prodigious pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his spineless, pea-brained rantings. He is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's shambolic to give direction to a universal human development of culture, ethics, and morality; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that it's easy to tell if Jr Dude is lying. If his lips are moving, he's lying. Try as I may, I can't understand why Jr Dude would want to enslave us, suppress our freedom, regiment our lives, confiscate our property, and dictate our values.
Jr Dude's litanies are not pedantic treatises expressing theories or extravaganzas dealing in fables or fancies. They are substantial, sober outpourings from the very soul of parasitism. It's somewhat tricky to sound the bugle of liberty, especially since the media in this country tend to ignore historical connections and are reluctant to analyze ideological positions or treat a fringe political group seriously. Well, let's get our facts straight. Jr Dude undeniably believes that he possesses infinite wisdom. Unfortunately for him, that's all in his imagination. Jr Dude needs to get out of that fictional world and get back to reality, where people can see that he needs to stop living in denial. He needs to wake up and realize that we must bear witness to the plain, unvarnished truth. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that Jr Dude is always trying to change the way we work. This annoys me because his previous changes have always been for the worse. I'm positive that Jr Dude's new changes will be even more choleric because documents written by his confreres typically include the line, "Paternalism brings one closer to nirvana", in large, 30-point type, as if the size of the font gives weight to the words. In reality, all that that fancy formatting really does is underscore the fact that Jr Dude and his bedfellows are puppets of superficial New Age bottom-feeders. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that Jr Dude's strictures are not our only concern. To state the matter in a few words, formal education is no guarantor of intelligence. This is equivalent to saying that the real question here is not, "How much longer can we tolerate Jr Dude's snotty communiqués before the whole country collectively throws up?". The real question is rather, "Do Jr Dude's prank phone calls appear reasonable to anyone other than irritable, voluble goofballs?" All I can do now is give you a bare-bones answer and then let you dig into it yourself. To understand the basic answer you need to realize that I can't understand why Jr Dude has to be so loathsome. Maybe a dybbuk has taken up residence inside Jr Dude's head and is making him harvest what others have sown. It's a bit more likely, however, that in a recent essay, he stated that he values our perspectives. Since the arguments he made in the rest of his essay are based in part on that assumption, he should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but he has been offering noisome, dissolute protestors a lot of money to construct gas chambers, incinerators, gulags, and concentration camps. This is blood money, plain and simple. Anyone thinking of accepting it should realize that one of the goals of faddism is to render meaningless the words "best" and "worst". Jr Dude admires that philosophy because, by annihilating human perceptions of quality, Jr Dude's own mediocrity can flourish.
The fact that Jr Dude's publications are based on some deep-rooted personality disorder is distressing, to say the least. I've known some vermin who were impressively unctuous. However, Jr Dude is beer-guzzling and that trumps unctuous every time. He is a xenophobic calumniator. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that Jr Dude's viewpoints represent explicitly his overly accepting attitude towards self-centered gadflies. He vehemently denies that, of course. But he obviously would because I see how important his pharisaical tactics are to his operatives and I laugh. I laugh because unconscionable scoundrels are born, not made. That dictum is as unimpeachable as the "poeta nascitur, non fit" that it echoes and as irreproachable as the brocard that Jr Dude can fool some of the people all of the time. He can fool all of the people some of the time. But he can't fool all of the people all of the time.
There's a lot of talk nowadays about Jr Dude's beastly ideals but not much action. People often get the impression that negligent scapegraces and Jr Dude's attendants are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that when I observe Jr Dude's pals' behavior, I can't help but recall the proverbial expression, "monkey see, monkey do". That's because, like him, they all want to stir up one part of the population against another. Also, while a monkey might think that profits come before people, the fact remains that one of his slaves once said, "Jr Dude is a paragon of morality and wisdom." Now that's pretty funny, of course, but I didn't include that quote just to make you laugh. I included it to convince you that Jr Dude's footling, sinful quips are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of gangsterism are blooming all around us.
Jr Dude says it is within his legal right to develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence his opponents. Whether or not he indeed has such a right, Jr Dude appears to have found a new tool to use to help him sully my reputation. That tool is larrikinism, and if you watch him wield it you'll clearly see why there have been reports of rampant drunkenness, performances by strippers, public nudity, and other licentious and neurotic behavior at every gathering of his votaries. That's something you won't find in your local newspaper because it's the news that just doesn't fit. Let no one say that we're supposed to shut up and smile when Jr Dude says power-drunk things. No, this is anal-retentive oligarchism and must be regarded as an attempt to violate the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. To those readers who believe that he is entitled to impugn the patriotism of his opponents, you have not been paying attention. I mean, he seems to assume that people are pawns to be used and manipulated. This is an assumption of the worst kind because when one examines the ramifications of letting him introduce more restrictions on our already dwindling freedoms, one finds a preponderance of evidence leading to the conclusion that his vassals believe that he can absorb mana by devouring his nemeses' brains. It should not be surprising that they believe this, however. As we all know, minds that have been so maimed that they believe that women are spare parts in the social repertoire—mere optional extras—can believe anything, especially if it's false. Now that this letter is over, I pray that my logic and passion have convinced you that Jr Dude is guilty of a shocking display of dishonesty and sophistry.
dumbass
Friends, I cannot state more clearly the following sobering fact: I think that people who work with Jr Dude's dupes discredit themselves. But before I continue, allow me to explain that if I were to compile a list of Jr Dude's forays into espionage, sabotage, and subversion, it would fill an entire page and perhaps even run over onto the following one. Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that if you were to tell Jr Dude that he exists in a state of intellectual hibernation, he'd just pull his security blanket a little tighter around himself and refuse to come out and deal with the real world. His seemingly egalitarian ideas lead only to results that are both eccentric and unfair. But I digress. I am now in a position to define what I mean when I say that all of his barbs are based on the premise that his self-fulfilling prophecies are Right with a capital R. What I mean is that Jr Dude has already been able to create an ideological climate that will enable him to make people weak and dependent. What worries me more than that, however, is that if Jr Dude ever manages to open the gates of Hell, that's when the defecation will really hit the air conditioning.
Jr Dude claims that his ruses are not worth getting outraged about. That claim is preposterous and, to use Jr Dude's own language, overtly dotty. No history can justify it. This may be a foregone conclusion, but he has warned us that sooner or later, randy, stupid marauders will violate the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. If you think about it, you'll realize that his warning is a self-fulfilling prophecy in the sense that a theme that appears repeatedly in his adages concerns his desire to change this country's moral infrastructure. That conclusion is not based on some sort of uncompanionable philosophy or on Jr Dude-style mental masturbation, but on widely known and proven principles of science. These principles explain that Jr Dude does, occasionally, make a valid point. But when he says that those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve, that's where the facts end and the ludicrousness begins.
Although Jr Dude demonstrates a great deal of ignorance and presumption when he says that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is, the fact remains that he counts virulent lie-virtuosi as his friends. Unfortunately for Jr Dude, these are hired friends, false friends, friends incapable of realizing for a moment that he contends that everyone who scrambles aboard the Jr Dude bandwagon is guaranteed a smooth ride. Excuse me, but where exactly did this little factoid come from? He plans to create a factitious demand for his termagant, spiteful commentaries. He has instructed his underlings not to discuss this or even admit to his plan's existence. Obviously, Jr Dude knows he has something to hide.
Jr Dude's views no more represent the convictions of those of us here than Louis XVI's represented the sentiments of the French people. (Actually, Jr Dude's vassals can't defend their fibs, but that's not important now.) If you need proof that in a lustrum or two, Jr Dude's plaints will degenerate into hotbeds of rumor and innuendo, then just take a look at Jr Dude.
If you've never seen Jr Dude foster and intensify his drug-drenched drama of immorality, you're either incredibly unobservant or are concealing the truth from yourself. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that my dream is for tired eyes to open and see clearly, broken spirits to find new energy, and weary arms to find the strength to point out the glaring contradiction between his idealized view of vandalism and reality. Jr Dude has, on a number of occasions, expressed a desire to exploit the masses. On all of these occasions I submitted to the advice of my friends, who assured me that he has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter.
Without beating around the bush, I'll tell you now what I have concluded about Jr Dude's adversarial stratagems. I've concluded that if Jr Dude can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to get us out of the hammerlock that Jr Dude is holding us in. No matter how much he squirms and wriggles, he will never escape the fact that his consistent lack of regard for others will build a totalitarian death machine in the immediate years ahead. That's the theory, at least. But in practice, over time, his harangues have progressed from being merely vile to being supervile, hypervile, and recently ultravile. In fact, I'd say that now they're even megavile.
Naturally, if one believes statements like, "Jr Dude's faith in jujuism gives him an uncanny ability to detect astral energy and cosmic vibrations," one is, in effect, supporting childish, obdurate ne'er-do-wells. Whenever Jr Dude attempts to repeat the mistakes of the past, he looks around waiting for applause as if he's done something decent and moral rather than barbaric and rapacious. It is my personal opinion, based on years of observation, that I'm not in the habit of giving advice to his oleaginous bedfellows. However, there's always a first time: You guys should stop leading to the destruction of the human race. I admit I don't have much confidence that they'll follow that advice, but it's important to make it known that Jr Dude claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to manipulate the unseen mechanisms of society so as to give expression to that which is most destructive and most harmful to society. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Jr Dude's loyalists. The truth is that Jr Dude's shock troops say, "The world can be happy only when Jr Dude's coalition of bloody-minded bums and hostile spoiled brats is given full rein." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that there's a chance that Jr Dude will encourage a deadly acceptance of intolerance before the year is over. Well, that's extremely speculative but it is clear today that Jr Dude is not interested in what is true and what is false or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no meaning to him whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to Jr Dude is autism. Why? Whatever the answer, it will not be easy to raise pugnacious harijans out of their cultural misery and lead them to the national community as a valuable, united factor. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that for the overriding reason that it's possible that his fixation on officialism is nothing more than camouflage for a lack of original ideas. However, I cannot speculate about that possibility here because I need to devote more space to a description of how Jr Dude acts as if he were King of the World. This hauteur is astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling.
To pick an obvious but often overlooked example, Jr Dude always looks the other way when one of his vicegerents gets it in his head to cater to the basest instincts of ignominious, improvident smart alecks. Apparently, the principle laid down by Jean-Marie Collot d'Herbois during the French Reign of Terror still holds true today: Tout est permis à quiconque agit dans le sens de la révolution. Although he would like us to believe that all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of "insiders", he has given us neither good reason nor credible evidence to believe that. His off-the-cuff comments, on the other hand, give us good reason to believe that he doesn't want to acknowledge that he uses scientific-sounding terminology—"phonons", "melanocyte", "extrapyramidal tract", and so on—to create the impression that there is a scientific base for his claim that he is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative. In fact, Jr Dude would rather block all discussion on the subject. I suppose that's because I challenge him to point out any text in this letter that proposes that his mind games provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything. It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing.
It is disgraceful that, with a wink and a smile, Jr Dude has signified his approval of anti-democratic, covinous beggars who enshrine irrational fears and fancies as truth. He may not have a monopoly on the perpetuation of gangsterism, but it's unfortunate that he has no real education. It's impossible to debate important topics with someone who is so mentally handicapped. He often expresses great interest in, and approval of, violent acts reported in the press—spousal abuse, shooting sprees, capital punishment, and so forth. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, Jr Dude fervently believes that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. This shows that he is not merely mistaken about one little fact among millions of facts but that there are two classes of people in this world. There are those who grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly coldhearted ways to diminish society's inducements to good behavior, and there are those who stop this insanity. Jr Dude fits neatly into the former category, of course.
Jr Dude really believes that obscurity, evasiveness, incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks of depth and brilliance. Unfortunately for him, that's all in his imagination. Jr Dude needs to get out of that fictional world and get back to reality, where people can see that he claims to have data supporting his assertion that unconscionable, impetuous polemics make the best scoutmasters and schoolteachers. Naturally, he insists that he can't actually show us that data—for some unspecified reason, of course. My guess is that he's hiding something. Maybe he's hiding the fact that if my memory serves me correctly, he should not glorify mean-spirited, suppressive, murderous governments as the ideologically correct alternative to all other possibilities. Not now, not ever. And now, to end with a clever bit of doggerel: United we stand. Divided we fall. Jr Dude's ribald rodomontades will destroy us all.
Just wasted his time on a huge nonofficial debate about Jr Dude that no one gives an absolute s*** about.
Also, is really against Jr Dude.
Seems like he read both posts about me.
Is interested in my false life story.
Thinks i read the whole two when i only read a single line.
Quote from: Razgriz2489 on March 01, 2010, 07:53:21 PM
Thinks i read the whole two when i only read a single line.
tl;dr
Confused
(tl;dr = too long; didn't read)
Quote from: Razgriz2489 on March 01, 2010, 07:50:01 PM
Just wasted his time on a huge nonofficial debate about Jr Dude that no one gives an absolute s*** about.
Also, is really against Jr Dude.
Off topic, http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
Complaint generator. Just type in the name, and amount of paragraphs.
I've read one of the pre-made complaints. They're pretty good.
On topic,
May I be cynical for a bit? I hope you don't mind, but with Mystic's latest barrage of brain-damaged calumnies, I can't resist the urge to make a few cynical comments. In the first place, Mystic has been trying to convince us that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions. This pathetic attempt to formulate social policies and action programs based on the most sniffish classes of communism in existence deserves no comment other than to say that Mystic has recently been going around claiming that we have too much freedom. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk.
What if we collectively just told Mystic's operatives, "Sure, go ahead and rewrite history to reflect or magnify an imaginary 'victimhood'. Have fun!"? That would be worse than voluble; it would declare a national emergency, round up everyone who disagrees with him, and put them in concentration camps. For the nonce, Mystic is content to nourish whiney ideologies. But sooner or later, he will toss sops to the egos of the venal. I don't mean to condemn anyone's beliefs, but I would undeniably like to comment on his attempt to associate priggism with allotheism. There is no association.
Mystic makes a living out of barbarism. I call this tactic of his "entrepreneurial barbarism". Mystic and his followers have certainly raised entrepreneurial barbarism to a fine art by using it to inculcate abominable indiscretions.
Mystic's undertakings have paid off: Already, Mystic has had some success in his efforts to legitimate irresponsibility, laziness, and infidelity. We should not concern ourselves with his putative virtue or vice. Rather, we should concern ourselves with our own welfare and with the fact that if we let Mystic impose tremendous hardships on tens of thousands of decent, hard-working individuals, then greed, corruption, and incendiarism will characterize the government. Oppressive measures will be directed against citizens. And lies and deceit will be the stock-in-trade of the media and educational institutions.
Mystic plans to insist that our society be infested with escapism, denominationalism, vigilantism, and an impressive swarm of other "isms". What can you do about that? Start by reading about how it would be nugatory to discuss Mystic's opinions without first mentioning that Mystic has gotten us into one hell of a mess. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propaganda surrounding his promotion of emotionalism. Tell everyone you know that we could opt to sit back and let Mystic give people a new and largely artificial basis for evaluating things and making decisions. Most people, however, would argue that the cost in people's lives and self-esteem is an extremely high price to pay for such inaction on our part.
Griping about Mystic will not make him stop trying to sentence more and more people to poverty, prison, and early death. But even if it did, he would just find some other way to strip the world of conversation, friendship, and love. Verily, there is a problem here. A very large, mumpish, presumptuous problem. I am not trying to save the world—I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to expand people's understanding of Mystic's misinformed scribblings.
The most detestable paranoiacs you'll ever see may possess a mass of "knowledge", but their brains are unable to organize and register the material they have taken in. As I see it, it's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. Mystic distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions.
My message is clear: If I have a bias, it is only against sick astrologers who turn public education into a soft, touchy-feely experience whose purpose is socialization, not learning. Gnosticism can be deadly but Mystic's tractates are much worse. Why is Mystic turning the trickle of sectarianism into a tidal wave? He says he's doing it for some worthy cause. In reality, Mystic is doing it because he always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to him; nothing else matters—except maybe to bury our heritage, our traditions, and our culture. I tell you this because this is a free country, and I suspect we ought to keep it that way.
As far as I'm concerned, I have absolutely no idea why Mystic makes such a big fuss over colonialism. There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved—issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that for Mystic's insensate plans to succeed, he needs to dumb down our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. Any day now, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "indistinguishableness" and "philodestructiveness". They will be incapable of comprehending that Mystic is an inspiration to mutinous autocrats everywhere. They panegyrize his crusade to create a hidebound world of guilt and shame, and, more importantly, they don't realize that Mystic is a man utterly without honor, without principles, without a shred of genuine patriotism. That's why I say that the irony is that his most egocentric reinterpretations of historic events are also his most neurotic. As the French say, "Les extremes se touchent."
It is important to realize that Mystic's psychotic endeavors are fraught with the gravest consequences. He vehemently denies that, of course. But he obviously would because you, of course, now need some hard evidence that to keep our courage up, we have to work diligently and effectively to bring meaning, direction, and purpose into our lives. Well, how about this for evidence: Mystic's smears are like an enormous mandarinism-spewing machine. We must begin dismantling that structure. We must put a monkey wrench in its gears. And we must cross-examine Mystic's prudish pleas because contrary to my personal preferences, I'm thinking about what's best for all of us. My conclusion is that what's best for all of us is for me to take action. Before you read this letter, you might have thought that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years. Now you know that what Mystic considers a fair shake, the rest of us consider a repressive, humiliating, culture-stripping experience.
Don't worry; I'll give you all the answers throughout the course of this letter as well as a wealth of other information about Darkmario. Before I start, however, I should state that to understand what Darkmario's particularly uppity form of jingoism has encompassed as a movement and as a system of rule, we have to look at its historical context and development as a form of witless politics that first arose in early twentieth-century Europe in response to rapid social upheaval, the devastation of World War I, and the Bolshevik Revolution.
By and large, Darkmario has never been a big fan of freedom of speech. He supports pogroms on speech, thought, academic license, scientific perspective, journalistic integrity, and any other form of expression that gives people the freedom to state that Darkmario's fans have been staggering around like punch-drunk fighters hit too many times—stunned, confused, betrayed, and trying desperately to rationalize Darkmario's balmy smear tactics. It is not a pretty sight.
Some bestial prevaricators have raised objections to my crusades but their objections are all politically motivated. Before I continue, let me state that it would be great if all of us could redefine in practical terms the immutable ideals that have guided us from the beginning. In the end, however, money talks and you-know-what walks. Perhaps that truism also explains why Darkmario is firmly convinced that our only chance of saving the planet is to accept unending regulations and straightjacket "reforms" from his bootlickers. His belief is controverted, however, by the weight of the evidence indicating that Darkmario should start developing the parts of his brain that have been impaired by colonialism. At least then he'll stop trying to embark on wholesale torture and slaughter of innocent civilians. Darkmario's eccentricity is surpassed only by his vanity and his vanity is surpassed only by his empty theorizing. (Remember his theory that his ventures can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality?)
Just to add a little more perspective, Darkmario's maudlin preoccupation with Comstockism, usually sicklied over with such nonsense words as "photodisintegration", would make sense if a person's honor were determined strictly by his or her ability to condone universal oppression. As that's not the case, we can conclude only that if I may be so bold, Darkmario claims that people are pawns to be used and manipulated. You should realize that absolutely no empirical evidence obtained by scientific means exists to support that claim. Alas, that doesn't stop Darkmario from giving rise to mumpish hoodlums. Darkmario maintains that anyone who dares to set the record straight can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result. Even if this were so, Darkmario would still be macabre. But Darkmario's cohorts consider his shell games a breath of fresh air. I, however, find them more like the fetid odor of racialism.
The primary point of disagreement between myself and Darkmario is whether or not he claims that he can walk on water. That claim is preposterous and, to use Darkmario's own language, overtly blinkered. No history can justify it. In a rather infamous speech, he exclaimed that children should belong to the state. (I edited out the rest of what he said because, well, it didn't really say anything.) If you want to clear up these muddied waters with some reality, then tell everyone you know the truth, that Darkmario's double standards can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that the one thing that's central to all of Darkmario's untrustworthy notions is a desire to make us less united, less moral, less sensitive, less engaged, and more perversely hate-filled. I call this the New Hooliganism. The old hooliganism was concerned only with breaking down our communities. Although that was bad enough, even if one is opposed to nugatory isolationism (as I am) then, surely, Darkmario has had some success in causing riots in the streets. I find that horrifying and frightening but we all should have seen it coming. We all knew that if Darkmario truly wanted to be helpful, he wouldn't rob, steal, cheat, and murder.
Darkmario's calumnies are a masterpiece of officious antagonism. There's nothing controversial about that view. It's a fact, pure and simple. It was a fact long before anyone realized that Darkmario is frightened that we might indicate in a rough and approximate way the two hectoring tendencies that I believe are the main driving force of modern academicism. That's why he's trying so hard to prevent whistleblowers from reporting that his idea of drugged-out statism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of a puerile, sordid blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a delusional and pagan religion that incites its worshippers to a jaundiced frenzy and then prompts them to goad soporific gasbags into hurling epithets at Darkmario's enemies.
Darkmario keeps trying to perpetuate the nonsense known technically as the analytic/synthetic dichotomy. And if we don't remain eternally vigilant, he will obviously succeed. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about this situation. Of course, I don't speak or correspond with morally questionable, doctrinaire drug addicts, Darkmario's bedfellows, or anyone else who fails to realize that I don't know if Darkmario is consciously and purposely evil or merely predaceous. I do know, however, that I'm not a psychiatrist. Sometimes, though, I wish I were, so that I could better understand what makes people like him want to sugarcoat the past and dispense false optimism for the future. On rare occasions, in order to preserve their liberties, sometimes people must enable neurotic hellions to punch above their weight. Darkmario does that even when his liberties aren't being threatened.
Darkmario is an interesting character. On the one hand, he likes to numb the public to the clericalism and injustice in mainstream politics. But on the other hand, I'm at loggerheads with him on at least one important issue. Namely, Darkmario argues that he can absorb mana by devouring his nemeses' brains. I take the opposite position, that Darkmario's favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth". The idea behind this tactic is that he wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to raise a stink about Darkmario and his venom-spouting, contentious sound bites.
If you've read any of the reprehensible slop that Darkmario has concocted, you'll sincerely recall Darkmario's description of his plan to deny citizens the ability to become informed about the destruction that he is capable of. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that it is the height of arrogance and untruthfulness for Darkmario to imply that free speech is wonderful as long as you're not bashing him and the jealous, coprophagous nonentities in his junta. He may mean well but we must lend support to the thesis that a common thread runs through most of his slurs, a thread so acrimonious that it disgusts me nearly to the point of physical illness. Our children depend on that. Darkmario may have modernized the appeal and packaging of his proposals, but lecherous proposals are lecherous proposals regardless of how they're presented.
Darkmario truly believes that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. It is just such incompetent megalomania, rotten egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Darkmario to use scapegoating as a foil to draw anger away from more accurate targets. Isn't it odd that chthonic wing nuts, whose scabrous lifestyle will make my stomach turn in a lustrum or two, are immune from censure? Why is that? I can give you only my best estimate, made after long and anxious consideration, but I do not pose as an expert in these matters. I can say only that if this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to shelter initially unpopular truths from suppression, enabling them to ultimately win out through competition in the marketplace of ideas. Darkmario has been trying to raise funds for scientific studies that "prove" that we can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune. This is what's called "advocacy research" or "junk science" because it's funded by superficial poltroons who have already decided that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. Many the things I've talked about in this letter are obvious. We all know they're true. But still it's necessary for us to say them because Darkmario is known for fabricating evidence.
"Writes" essays for the internet
Is a pretty badass guy.
commenting on Strikersky's works
Has a third elbow that he is unaware of.
Thinks that the guy in my avatar has a third elbow when reallyit is a gun laying right next to him.
Is an idiot.
Also thought I was talking about his avatar for some reason.
seems to get off on calling people idiots
Was created on the eighth day.
Quote from: Turok on March 02, 2010, 02:56:42 PM
seems to get off on calling people idiots
EVERYONE IS AN IDIOT.
When someone says something stupid, I feel like I have to call them an idiot or some other insult, otherwise they'll keep being stupid, never works, everyone still acts stupid.
*on topic*
Was created due to a broken condom.
Well, they did say I was an "oops".
Still seems perverted.
Thinks I stopped being perverted.
Always calls people Idiots for some reason. Thinks i have a third elbow for some reason. |:
Has four numbers at the end of his name.
Quote from: Striker Sky on March 02, 2010, 03:56:59 PM
Has four numbers at the end of his name.
Tries to strike the sky
claims to be Turok
Avatar has pink hair
Whenever I read the username, I read "Raz Girl"
Has a name I used to interpret as "Joctor Dude".
is not the chosen one, apparently
...want to know if he can help me with anything....
has kept Mr. Corner safe
Is anatomically incorrect (Large head, pink heair, etc.)
"I am Turok!"
thinks he am turok
Will one day bring a gun to a school... and kill no one
Will steal his gun, and shoot no one.
Would cosplay as a lolicon if I paid them. >.> *Doesn't know who's above her and is just makin' poop up*
Enjoys candy
Smells funny.
Has some dual personality in smaller letters below his posts. 0_o
has tiny text that reads "I am not a ridcule"
Has a chibi in their avi.
Should've used the Shun Goku Satsu.
has used a japenese term, i think
Quote from: dawnwolfnxhoj on March 04, 2010, 05:27:15 PM
has used a japenese term, i think
LP, LP, -->, LK, HP. METSU!
Is now dead
Using small abbreviations
Raz
Smooth.
Looks at too many women so is getting curious about men.
is a coke addict
the guy
Ace of Spades
Kool
OH YEEEAH!
Is related to the Kool-Aid Man
Would drink her Sh0rT-Aid
needs to grow up and stop being a Jr
is watched, apparently
John
likes men
is a Ace Attorney
Like Lucario
Likes his black men white.
Inserts his penis into sharp cans of soup, then eats the raw flesh removed from the cuts.
asks Jr for the pics afterwards
Ask for any remaining flesh afterwards
Asks if he can watch
(wtf is going on here D: )
Watches without permission
Mystical
is THE RAWK
claims to be an emo ranger
Likes rain
Has a mudkip in his avatar.
is a referral god
Has 0 referrals ;-;
Incorrectly thinks there is a Mudkip in my avatar.
Quote from: Guy Montag on March 13, 2010, 11:44:41 PM
Incorrectly thinks there is a Mudkip in my avatar.
His wife overdosed on sleeping pills
Is a fan of the Forgotten Realms books, and probably has all of Drizzt's story on a nearby bookshelf where he can look up various facts and figures regarding his favoured character.
Is a Lucario.
Has a god complex, evidently.
Night
Is a Michael Jackson fan, and probably knows all of the steps to Thriller.
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 14, 2010, 08:57:56 AM
Is a Michael Jackson fan, and probably knows all of the steps to Thriller.
:O Was completely right in his assessment of me :P
avatar wields twin swords
Apparently doesn't like the letter 'l'. Or just can't spell "wields".
Piggy
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 14, 2010, 08:57:56 AM
Is a Michael Jackson fan, and probably knows all of the steps to Thriller.
I wish. I have learned Drill from This Is It though. Took me 3 weeks. D:
Formerly burned books for a living.
Got squished by a giant rock... Poor Piggy. )=
Likes to screw with peoples mind. Seriously, first you have Higurashi stuff, then you change to the Caramelldansen? WTFBBQ!?!?!?!?!
character is riding a animal( think it's a dragon)
Dusk, I'm waiting for you on the other side. The hell did you go?
(Any questions, see Dusk's quote.)
Is part of the "_ the Lucario" group.
...Has alot of referrals..
Is quite shy
Wants to know if I'm strong.
Possibly strong.
Has read Fahrenheit 451
makes cool signatures
Has a cool signature.
Has 11000 posts
Has 432 posts
likes comedy?
Has 1,115 posts.
Is too fast.
Has fifteen referrals. And I do believe won either Heart Gold or Soul Silver.
Has his name in green.
As for HG/SS nope. Two more weeks to go.
Oh, pity.
Clearly doesn't want to comment on the obvious of my being open about being insane. Why don't you people comment on my clear insanity?!
hmm, would like to be proclaimed insane and has complained about us not mentioning it
Because I am, if you haven't noticed!
Doesn't fear my insanity. FEAR IT!
Psycho.
Um... Is probably British, if your name is any judge. Though I don't think I'm right.
Also: What was you're first clue?
Has somewhat of a secondary personality which adds on to his insanity.
there I said it -_-
...I have four secondary personalities...
Is a people pleaser.
Has less personalities than me.
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 17, 2010, 04:48:14 PM
Um... Is probably British, if your name is any judge. Though I don't think I'm right.
Also: What was you're first clue?
Definitely not. Guy Montag is a character from Fahrenheit 451.
hmm, has defended his character
Yeah, I hadn't thought so.
Evidently has more than 8,000 personalities. 7,996 of mine are triary, and don't get out much anyway.
has posted what is a bit true about myself
Has a close personality match with Night
says my personality is similair to Night
The two of us are probably less alike than Ho-oh and Lugia...
Implying Ho-oh and Lugia are very different.
Thinks Lugia and Ho-Oh are quite similar.
Nightly night
Last name is a type of flower.
Babbit
Montag
Nxhoj
Razgirl
JrD0uche
Raz
A guy. Presumably.
NSFCDer
mystic
has an odd flashing avatar.
Champion of Music Europhia.
Has most likely read XKCD.
Dreamweaver.
Ace Attorney
Ace of Spades
2nd K + 1
451
2489
3rd
SN looks like "Rasingrits" and a bunch of numbers at first glance. 0.o
Playing VB
Like's Micheal Jackson's music
edited because I didn't notice my post was after mystic's.
Motivational leader.
Thinks I'm a motivational leader. (<3 at that comment)
Has referred 24 members...
K-Dub
Quote from: Third K on March 25, 2010, 11:23:17 AM
K-Dub
Doesn't actually have 24 referrals.
Is also every other post.
This is not acceptable.
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on March 25, 2010, 11:24:31 AM
Doesn't actually have 24 referrals.
Is also every other post.
This is not acceptable.
doesn't like to text back.
weeaboo :|
Scared me by posting that image.
was scared by an image.
Has probably not been scared by an image.
Would be really creeped out if I pulled out some of mine.
Crazy
Secretly has a nipple on his head
is apparently a coke addict.
:)
Draws awesomely
Live life as If you were to die tomorrow.
Is right behind me with a kn
/me gets stabbed.
Cool
Janet Jackson as Avatar
OBJECTION, MOTHERFUCKER
disagrees
Shares a name with someone else here
has Toshiro Hitsuguya as a avatar
Emo Ranger
King of Pop
Person above me isn't the ghetto-ass heffa that ninnyed at me over drive-thru because I accidentally pressed coke instead of lemonade, and was lucky that I'd rather keep my job.
Pissed off a vagina cleaning devicebag.
Is 100% Chinese
pig-man avatar
Emo Ranger
Dead Ringer
has a rose as his avatar
The Rawk.
Has my kni- copy of PMTTYD
a smooth criminal
Sleepy
Scream Signature
Would smell his finger after scratching his itchy ass hole
Would think of something like that and do it before posting the following message above. (pervert) Has a dirty mind.
Thinks scratching an itchy ass hole is perverted and gets turned on when reading about it
Amused my old mean intercourse ing lions.
Has a pregnant girl friend o.0
Apparently is interested in motorized vehicles.
Epic sig.
picture looks warped
Lucario
Is "Fluffy" :3
Does not have an AKA.
Is attracted to neither gender so will end up dating a plant
Thinks the wrong thing.
"I'll date a Venus NSFCD trap and have it eat you all"
Jr's crush.
Sexually harassed Michael Jackson when he was a young boy, making Michael want to do it more and he left Mystic for other little children.
No one loved him it seems
Is very inaccurate, in fact I am overloved by my family, it's like, they took the love for 2 people and gave it to me, while they barely appreciate my sister. It annoys me.
Has a kickass name.
Will never EVER beat me in Budokai 3.
EVER
Has a toe on his nipple.
still has original rank name -_-
has Guilmon who apparently loves bread as an avatar.
is most likely named Chris
Eastern time
Pacific Time
Young
Old
Won't share Peeps
Keeps asking for my peeps.
Has a lot of peeps.
Thinks I have more than just 5 peeps :(
Should share, regardless.
Is out of Peeps :|
Wrong.
Just denied someone.
Observed
reported the observer
has reported the observer whom was observed and was denied?
His eye is bigger than his pupil
you heard me.
is strange
Heard me.
Nonsensical
Person above is confused.
has MySims avatar and sig
Bread avatar
Sig happens to match the song I'm listening to.
Is the avatar but has yet to know she can bend anything.
Avatar looks like MANBEARPIG?
Fighting Polygon
Metroid
Creepy avatar... o.o
Creeper
^Doesn't know I'm behind him at this very moment.
GASP! a stalker!
Stole my stalker
Likes being stalked.
Will probably be TOTALLY mad at me in the morning. :(
Did something interesting
Knows that someone did something interesting.
pointed out that someone knows that someone did something interesting.
feels cheated on.
Chris.
Stated something uninteresting.
Could do better.
Could Definately do better
Will die on a toilet.
Chuck Norris is his aunt's godfather, which means he is, in a small way, related to Chuck Norris.
^Is a catfish. o.o
hits the floor after a 3rd tequila
Possibly understood the FOUR/FLOOR joke.
Quote from: JrDude ✔ on April 13, 2010, 03:44:25 PM
Possibly understood the FOUR/FLOOR joke.
Probably didn't misunderstand my joke.
Funny.
Person above isn't interesting. xP j/k
Needs to change there avatar :3
Enjoys Candy
is the Classic Luigi
Jealous of my legacy
is quite wrong
Non-white Mage
Racist.
Racist
His brother should have been in Brawl.
Luigi skipped me because he's a jerk.
Should finish his name.
Thinks I missed him?
Is questioning if he missed me D:
Page 52, I infer you missed me because Shorti's sig says *CANDY* and you said "Likes candy" after my post x_x
Post was missed by me D:
Isn't as popular as Classic Mario. XD
Thinks Luigi wasn't awesome.
a big smiley face
Can burn ya one second then shank ya with an icicle the next.
Needs to change name to be classic.
Looks similar to the nowday Fire Luigi
Sucks at capturing Princess Peach.
Thinks I'm Bowser, who is actually good but sucks at keeping her.
Decided to swim with the sharks.
Has a tail.
Woman.
Man
child
Younger than me.
Older than me
Said I have a tail, when I actually have two tails.
Thinks I know much about Sonic Games.
Should go play Sonic 2 RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
Chose a Famicom character for NES week.
Tsk tsk tsk.
Doesn't realize that NOA made 3 copies of a Translated Mother 1 game for the NES.
hmmm, moi thinks that he wants Classic Mario in the next super smash bros
Is nothing compared to the Monk.
Dumbass.
Jealous.
Cheap Nintendo
Still needs to change her avatar.
Not NES.
Is NES
Pixelated character.
a new sig
A user I have never seen.
Who are you
Who am I? I'm considered.., The Strange Person
Broke the rules
Pointed out that he broke the rules.
Old
Not so old.
Still has his NES week name.
Jeff Probst
Also every other post l:
Said |:
Lost his originality and said what the above user had said :"3
Allow me to interrupt this thread to say that, if you look under the title in the thread index, Jr's name intercourse ed up the page numbers. brb screenshot.
Does anyone else see this?
JrDude's name is messed up because his computer is on crack. O_o
Didn't note anything about K
Should note something about me
Kaos Krazy
Is possibly sexy, but we will never know due to the fact he has not posted a single picture of himself.
Using that logic, he has an equal probability of being butt-ugly.
When people say "K" he says "What do you want redneck?"
Quote from: JrDude ჱܓ on May 01, 2010, 05:55:04 PM
When people say "K" he says "What do you want redneck?"
What.
Didn't say anything interesting about me like a penis-breathed-hippo
is a penis-breathed-hippo
Used a term I don't get.
Wants Rob's one eyed monster
Can never think of something original or intricate to say.
Incorrect
Has yet to prove me wrong.
Person above's avi makes me miss Kuropoopsuji.
scares me ;__;
Thinks all food is the same...
Pokeman
His hand is secretly a foot.
[spoiler]Not humen[/spoiler]
misspelled human.
DIDN'T USE PROPER CAPITALIZATION!!!!!!!!!
HAS NO CLUE ABOUT CRUISE CONTROL.
FORGETS TO SHUT OFF CRUISE CONTROL :O
Is unleashing his fury
Secretly TUROK.
is really mystic
Has a lucario sig <3
One of his favorite Pokemon is Lucario.
Is correct-ish.
Picky
swampert sig, one of my favs
Blue light
Swampert
Pokemon
Another Pokemon.
major spider fan
Likes big butts and cannot lie.
dangerous.., and bat crazy apparently
Is new to me...
Hi
is awesome
Complains a lot about stupid poop.
hmm, has decided to become dark link for right now
fma
...Full metal Alchemist.
two neko people
Returned
never left
Apparently showed desire in having an IRC bot the other day
Doesn't know that I gave up on creating an IRC bot since cookies was all I need <3
Robbed Cookies
hmm.., a Man Icarus?
Been around
I car U sex
Is surprisingly nicer than before
Has always been awesome
Interesting
Legacy Badass.
Locked the dramatic thread he spent hours working on.
Cool kid
Will forever be "Fluffy"
has an awesome avatar
Irritates the living poop out of Sky in a way I only wish I could.
hmm, avatar is a cat yet his user name has lucario...
(don't ask)
Seems to like Seifer. If the white feather is anything to go by, at least.
Thinks i irritate the living poop out of Sky when really I can only hope.
é provavelmente o maior idiota no fórum agora
Likes Final Fantasy 8... or Kingdom Hearts... or maybe Dissidea Final Fantasy...
Nice google translate, J. That grammar was terrible.
Has an animated Mewtwo as his avatar.
thinks I used google translator.
doesn't speak Portuguese to begin with.
No es mujer.
tiene mujer
A veces yo hablo en espanol con él.
Habla español pero
non parla italiano
Is talking to Mystic in what i assume is portugese
Mistakes Spanish (and half a sentence of Italian) for Portuguese.
Isn't one of those people who hates all new pokemon just because they don't look like old ones.
Doesn't love Gear as much as I do
Is a dumbass for posting EVERY OTHER POST (again)
is a dumbass for calling me a dumbass, and will probably ninny about this post too.
Got butthurt by my comment and tried to insult me and continues to be a dumbass for posting every other post like a dumbass.
Posted every other post.
is right about Jr.
is supposed to have posted every other post...
Is aware of Persona 3's existence, clearly.
Is...new? Maybe?
Would be correct.
has been here longer than me
Has an...interesting username.
Pinata rank.
is strange.
Awesome.
Most likely awesome
Eats babies
Throws babies.
Has babies.
Doesn't have babies.
Has a secret.
Is a dictator
Is a gear attached to another gear.
smooth criminal
slightly confuses me
Confuzzled
has one of the best water pokemon ever in his sig
GAYGAR! <3
Serious(Bomb)Sam
Didn't note anything interesting about the person above them.
Dat Higurashi sig
Is very easy to distract. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeliciousDistraction)
Is very easy to distract.
Likes candle Pokemon.
likes lizard pokemon
power ranger characters
May or may not have seen and loved The A-Team movie.
Is wrong i have seen the A-Team
Has seen the A-Team
Fish.
Culex
Thoroughly comprehends the awesomeness of Shandera.
Quote from: Dullahan on February 08, 2011, 01:24:45 PM
Thoroughly comprehends the awesomeness of Shandera.
Has no avatar or sig and doesn't know what Chandelure's english name is.
Has a cousin.
Finally decided to log back in.
Is Negative.
Is Kayo.
Is out of control.
Is the Revenant.
Got married to a Martian on Jupiter.
Is watched.
Is not watched.
Got digital.
Will totally send me a 360 controller so I can play Fallout 3 again.
RIGHT?
Quote from: Tiger Barb on March 06, 2011, 02:59:42 PM
Will totally send me a 360 controller so I can play Fallout 3 again.
RIGHT?
Was saved.
Is an out of control digital lord, da ze!
Is a Hero of Time.
a...., card....
Teal Yoshi.
Sneezed after he read this post.
Assumed I sneezed after reading the post.
a uncontrolled flow of fruit
a god knows what
4th poster on this page.
His first post in this thread is post #4 on page 3.
Creeped a little to find something to say.
Steals souls with a bird.
Over-thought the fact that I was too lazy to change everything on my Chandelure theme.
Assumes that I didn't know it was for his Chandelure set.
Was the last person to post here for over two months.
SEES NOTHING BUT DISASTER!
EVOLVES FROM MASRHTOMP
he does the weeouuweeouuweouu
...what
^he's a hero
Is Kaos, nuff said.
What, you wanted something odd, ummm..... yeah, got nothin'
is not normal
closet homosexual
closet heterosexual
wants to be a chandelier
is a whale
Sees nothing but disaster.
has a penguin fetish
his penis faces the wrong direction
his vagina sticks out seven inches.
Politoad is your bane
YA YO YA YOOOOOO
DREAMERS
DON'T GIVE IT UP LUFFY
DREAMERS
DON'T GIVE IT UP NAME
DREAMERS
DON'T GIVE IT GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT OHHHHHH
*black guy rap verse*
YA YO OH OHHHHHHH
HIS NAME IS LUFFY
THAT'S MONKEY D LUFFY
HE'S MADE A RUBBAH
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM
i'm a black man in an anime rapping about a pirate who can stretch his body and a reindeer that heals things where did I go wrong in my life
IN THE GRAND LIIIIINE
YA YO YA YO
SET SAIL FOR ONE PIECE
wroks sited:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLTlH7KB0Xk
Apparently doesn't know that Zero watches the superior Funimation dub.
fanimation dubs are worthless like your love of things that are cute
what
Funimation dubs are really the only english dubs I can think of that are good. They did Case Closed, Bear.
if you can't finish something good, don't start it
DRAGON DRAGON
ROCK THE DRAGON
DRAGON BALL Z
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR44oOYjvOw
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are there really 92 other ones
also bad sig is bad
how many intercourse ing chriseses do yo think there are in the world
Quote from: Bearissoslow on October 09, 2011, 06:25:09 PM
are there really 92 other ones
Correction: only thinking of
Quantity Quote from: Kayo on October 09, 2011, 06:27:49 PM
how many intercourse ing chriseses do yo think there are in the world
win
Quote from: Kayo on October 09, 2011, 06:27:49 PM
how many intercourse ing chriseses do yo think there are in the world
"chriseses"
and you're questioning where you went wrong in your AP English career
Quote from: Bearissoslow on October 09, 2011, 06:42:57 PM
"chriseses"
and you're questioning where you went wrong in your AP English career
and then bear takes everything too seriously
i won that
Thinks i was the 93rd Chris ever when that number at the end of my name has nothing to do with Quantity
Thinks he's 93 percent of a Chris.
referencing the wrong objective again. BeIcRkTsH YxEcAiR -_-
so that's a yes right
has a forked penis
has a third nipple on his left testicle
what's a left testicle
like the left someone looking at you or your left
Quote from: Bearissoslow on October 10, 2011, 05:06:06 PM
what's a left testicle
like the left someone looking at you or your left
the owner's left, obviously
who looks at silver's testicles
yeah but when will it ever matter for you to address your own testicles
like doctors and girls will address them more than you so why are we respecting your point of view
not my view point, silver's view point.
intercourse ing hell, it's the same side his heart is on
if he had one
He's a [spoiler]
Except for trolls.[/spoiler]
bad user
some rainbow dicked faggot that can't even intercourse ing touch a guitar without poopting into people's ears and intercourse ing makes his god darn slut of a girlfriend taste poop on the inside of her mouth because all he intercourse ing does is lick the poop out of silver's god darn poop hole like some kind of pretentious assintercourse ing n_ggerape
some whale
Sees nothing but disaster
Is just repeating what not only my sig says, but at least three other people in this thread have said.
is a penis horse
Uh....don't really know this user but he seems cool.
bad
needs to send me some california chronic
Breast fed until the middle of High School after he learned that breast feeding from your father at that age will not get you laid.
bad user that needs to go do something else with his time
is a chieftain
is baptist
is um
a pain in the ass
Has a pain in his ass
causes pain in the ass
won't shut up ever
is pretty cool
Pretty cool and fun to discuss politics with.
http://games.filestube.com/flash,23bfaa6be8615726.html
is a great user
also intercourse you kayo you idiot
favorite game of all time is pokemon diamond the best pokemon ever!!!
furry
Gets laid.
lays him
hasn't told me what the intercourse a kianglo is
Quote from: Zero on October 15, 2011, 05:56:20 PM
hasn't told me what the intercourse a kianglo is
thinks there's more to it than just a random arrangement of letters that mean nothing at all
(it came from a keyboard mash)
apparently listens to underoath lolololol
can't sleep
touches himself to children
Big dicks in or around his mouth
uses his $3000 macbook as a fleshlight
whailord
Can't even spell Wailord.
wow 10,000 posts honestly
Quote from: Bearissoslow on October 17, 2011, 03:34:05 PM
wow 10,000 posts honestly
>member since september 2007
>7 posts per day
that's really not an incredible feat by any means. but wow I've spent a lot of my time here.
that and you feel the need to respond to nearly every single thread
Or I've just been active since 2007 D:
sure
ghost rape
2,500 posts a year
it's not even like this is active
Ass hurts from all the ramen.
likes asian women
likes kicking ass, taking names, and intercourse ing poop up like no one's business hellll yeahhhhh ninnyessss
FIYYAAA!!!!!!
keeping the dream alive
meth
Pancakes
Coasters
Chandlure's
Has again failed at spelling correctly.
knows hoe to spell pokemon names
Something about Woodstock and poop.
i went to your room and read your diary
Unbearable
human sex traffic agency founder and CEO
WHAT A PIMP
Is Winning
Thinks Charlie Sheen is funny.
charlie sheen isn't funny HE ISN'T FUNNY HE ISN'T FUNNY NO NO NO NOT AGAIN NO
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Charlie sheen is not funny
Actually thinks that Charlie Sheen is funny.
duper
shouldn't have left the vagina or wherever his last location was
is always right
is right about that
Skips school to play Mass Effect
doesn't skip school when he's sick
Bearissoslow is so slow
i intercourse ing hate you
Thinks I have a vagina.
Has a vagina
has seen his vagina
has been inside his vagina
bad user alert
he's there
More interesting than most people here
Trolololol
crazy guy
rainbow dash
Quote from: Syncopathic on October 25, 2011, 11:28:40 PM
rainbow dash
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT
Slow go on the Yogo's, bro.
I loved Yogo's as a kid.
vicious rape
:|
rape vicious
:)
owns the mouth attached to custom's penis
Swallows it all.
is just super
Is a birthday boy today! :>
Also, the greatest man alive. Just sayin'.
dooker
furry
gilly
jelly
Is back to the future.
is spooky
also SH got 1k congrats
you're not a ghost type pokemon and never will be
Quote from: Kayghost on October 30, 2011, 05:40:03 PM
is spooky
also SH got 1k congrats
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oh look charmander is evolving
THEN PREPARE YOURSELF
Oh Snap!
you're a faggot and I hate you
apparently very insecure
dumb dumb
Sexier than a giant can of sex.
Sucks Coaster's cock in exchange for just enough money to finance his meth habit and sometimes feed his illegitimate Mexican child
is right
A wet blanket.
probably likes weird porn
Is in weird porn
films weird porn
celebrity guest stars in weird porn
is a proprietor of weird porn with her
Only has two legs.
Doesn't like blast beats because he's musically inept.
Likes Blast beats
cool guy
Only plays blast beats because he's musically inept.
big heathen drug user
boom ba doom doom boom ba doom doom bass
^just intercourse ing put that in my head gosh darnit
hmm, sees disaster wherever he's brought by someone?
DEATH NOTE
a derp
still has that thing in his sig
Has a way past cool avatar.
Has friend codes in his sig
Monkey D. Luffy avatar
Probably one of the oldest members that stuck around.
Captain of the Crypt.
Uses a full thing of Axe Body Spray when he wakes up for a full layer.
Another member that's stuck around a long time.
collects old consoles
pizza
master of double bass
Oodles of NOODLES
SLENDERMAN
CoasterKid93 has the Goodies.
Pizza Squad
PIZZA PATROL
Is literally a pizza wolf.
MISSOURAA'
synonym for misery
probably likes mac and devin go to high school
Quote from: Custom on January 08, 2013, 04:34:03 AM
probably likes mac and devin go to high school
is an underoathfan4lyfe
Rubs his nipples viciously in the hope that he will find delicious milk.
wants to cum inside a nice poop hole
Indeed, viciously.
Custom has four moneys in his pocketses.
wants to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 06, 2013, 03:43:06 PM
wants to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside
wants to feel the pleasure of cumming in something other than his hand
Quote from: SilverHunter35 on February 06, 2013, 07:46:07 PM
wants to feel the pleasure of cumming in something other than his hand
Probably came on those pancakes
Quote from: SilverHunter35 on February 06, 2013, 07:46:07 PM
wants to feel the pleasure of cumming in something other than his hand
hey it'll happen sooner than you think
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 12, 2013, 07:19:53 PM
hey it'll happen sooner than you think
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Quote from: SilverHunter35 on February 12, 2013, 11:18:00 PM
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THIS ONE'S FOR REAL :(
Has a sexy new computer case
likes the flying lot lot
Winner of Viewtiful Victory (Congrats!)
thank you very much
cool guy
You won the tournament
thank you
one of the best dudes on the planet
Quote from: Custom on March 11, 2013, 10:51:01 PM
thank you
one of the best dudes on the planet
the one and only champion
likes to bam bam open teh door don't be ignored when you jump on the floor
Quote from: Custom on March 13, 2013, 04:31:35 PM
likes to bam bam open teh door don't be ignored when you jump on the floor
likes to suck cock
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viewtifulboy needs our support everyone
he keeps losing to himself
Has ZERO friends.
Is a tryhard.