The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

[Spam]

Your teeth is missing and you get fishes instead...

I wish I had a HUGE Grape flavored beach...

[Light]

You get a Tentacle Grape flavored beach instead.

I wish my laptop could run Team Fortress 2 without having a ridiculously high ping.

[Kilroy]

You have a ridiculously low ping, but everything is colored black.

I wish people would try and win my contests.

[Shujinco2]

People try but lose anyway.

I wish I had a Dreamcast

[Kilroy]

Your Dreamcast comes true, but you get lynched for just wanting peace between the consoles.

I wish my mom would let me buy something other than an iPod.

[Spam]

You buy a Zune and it freezes...

I want world peace...

[jnfs2014]

It happens....for 1 minute.

I wish I couldn't post in this thread.

[Anarchy_Jas]

You can't because your computer explodes and burns your whole house down.

I wish my growing wisdom teeth didn't annoy me so much.

[jnfs2014]

You pull them out and hurts like crazy.

I wish for a fish.

[DededeCloneChris]

It's a pirahna and eats your toes.

I wish I had an Xbox360.

[jnfs2014]

It brakes down the final level of Halo3 on Expert.

I wish for a penny.

[Java]

You get it, but you're killed by the penny when someone drops it from the Empire State Building.

I wish I had a laptop.

[DededeCloneChris]

With virus included, oh, and it blows up, starting a fire in your bed as you sleep, game over. X_X

I wish I could have a game.

[Java]

You just lost it.

I wish I had a Mac.

[Triforceman22]

Too bad it sucks.

I wish for super speed.