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[Viewtifulboy]

Yeah.  With the money I got from my job.

[Custom]

Yeah.  With the money I got from my job.

do you work for kotaku?

[Zero]

Yeah.  With the money I got from my job.

yeah, giving blowjobs

[Viewtifulboy]

No.  Bagging groceries.

[Zero]

No.  Bagging groceries.

is what i said

[Custom]

No.  Bagging groceries.

do you nibble on them sometimes?

[Viewtifulboy]

No!  That's unsanitary!

[Custom]

viewtifulboy why don't you have a significant other?
most people on this forum have significant others you need to join the club
is there a cutie at the grocery store you can ask out or something?

we want to help

[Viewtifulboy]

Most girls don't live up to my standards, I suppose.   :(

[Zero]

yes custom

its clearly the girls who don't live up to his standards

clearly

[Custom]

Most girls don't live up to my standards, I suppose.   :(

Are you a nice guy?

[Spud]

Most girls don't live up to my standards, I suppose.   :(

They have to be 2D I bet.

[Viewtifulboy]

Yes.  Absolutely.  I'm one of the kindest, nonviolent people who'll ever meet.

[Zero]

Yes.  Absolutely.  I'm one of the kindest, nonviolent people who'll ever meet.

say that to my intercourse ing face

[Custom]

Yes.  Absolutely.  I'm one of the kindest, nonviolent people who'll ever meet.

I think you should wear a fedora. Girls love fedoras. It might help you know.