Shipping: On NSFCD

[SkyMyl]

We've been around for years. And this thread has never been made. Curious, since we're all so close...or rather, that's what some people want us to think.
Did being teased in IRC compel you to make this thread?

"Shipping" (ostensibly derives from "Relationship", though it might as well be "Worship") means rooting for fictional romance. Of all the obsessions that universally afflict fandom, this is by far the most persistent, widespread and prone to be Serious Business. This is probably because humans are wired to seek a romantic partner in such a powerful, fundamental way that they even get a considerable kick out of doing it by proxy.

In case someone here doesn't know what shipping is, there you go. Also, anyone who ships characters is a sad, miserable person who desperately needs to get laid.
MYL ships NagisaXTamao and YayaXHikari. Both couples from a shoujo/yuri series. What does this tell you?

Anyway, if NSF is so tightly woven, why haven't there been any pairings? This thread is going to fix that. In this thread, post two users who should be a couple. It could be ANY two users on the forum/IRC. Pair them together and post them. Portmanteau Couple Names are encouraged.
You'll be insulted, mods will lock this and turn into a chat thread, and you'll leave NSF, looking at this as your greatest failure.
And you'll an hero, rather predictably.

Of course, this is all for fun and teasing. It'll probably only last a few hours before it crashes and burns, so have fun while it lasts, unless I'm wrong and this somehow survives past a day without being locked.
Wait...why are you posting this again...?

[Dog Food]

Interesting. Okay, I'll bite.

Kianglo/Spencer = Spanglo
...And apparently, there was a little bit of Koodles that was making the relationship of Dustle jealous.

[SkyMyl]

Oh, forgot my contribution.

Silack. SilverXMack.
*Collective groan*

[…]

my goodness

[spoiler]that's all I'll say about this[/spoiler]

[The Riddler]

SkyFood.

I'll let you take a wild guess. ;D

[SkyMyl]

SkyFood.

I'll let you take a wild guess. ;D

Urusai, urusai, urusai! Rancu no baka!
I might just have to behead you for this one, boy.
Mio isn't even tsundere!

[The Riddler]

Urusai, urusai, urusai! Rancu no baka!
I might just have to behead you for this one, boy.
Mio isn't even tsundere!

You asked for it, didn't you?

[Kayo]

Interesting. Okay, I'll bite.

Kianglo/Spencer = Spanglo
...And apparently, there was a little bit of Koodles that was making the relationship of Dustle jealous.

I considered going gay for Spencer.

heh, not really

[The Riddler]

Koodle?

[Irene Adler]

I was thinking more MackxMoses, but there's no Moses here. :<

[The Riddler]

I was thinking more MackxMoses, but there's no Moses here. :<

Pavormoses

[Thirdkoopa]

KingHostile

points to whoever gets that one if you're not one of those two or myself.

[SkyMyl]

KingHostile

points to whoever gets that one if you're not one of those two or myself.

KingmushXFriendly Hostile?

[Dog Food]

SkyFood.

I'll let you take a wild guess. ;D

That's actually a pretty kick ass name.

Pavormoses

I was also thinking of that one. Or maybe Fiformoses... or Fifack.

[Magnum]

Alright, this one isn't for the actual pairing, it just gave me a chuckle.

K9

Dog Food X K