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Rayquarian · January 04, 2011, 04:17:09 AM

Okay, today I was taking a dump when all of a sudden I felt this huge terd coming up. I pushed as hard as I could and then it came out - but it also ripped my anus in half and now I'm bleeding like crazy. What should I do?

Doodle · January 04, 2011, 04:23:07 AM

Cum.

Kayo · January 04, 2011, 08:05:16 AM

I... don't even know what to think of this.

SkyMyl · January 04, 2011, 09:41:01 AM

Move to Bel Air.

Rayquarian · January 04, 2011, 10:17:57 AM

Quote from: Cyan Garamonde on January 04, 2011, 09:41:01 AM
Move to Bel Air.

Ah, thanks! I knew Square Enix would help. They're pretty experienced with taking dumps. =)

Titus Andronicus · January 04, 2011, 11:07:40 AM

i had this friend who told me this story of how he was in fire school and someone mentioned this

this kid burst out into laughter and just barely makes out "you tear yourself a new poop hole when you want to take a poop"

they now call that kid captain hook

Custom · January 04, 2011, 03:32:25 PM

my penis just fell off what do i do

Super · January 04, 2011, 04:00:24 PM

Was it you that broke the plumbing and put the raccoon in the sink?

Silverhawk79 · January 04, 2011, 04:21:57 PM

Quote from: Neko on January 04, 2011, 10:17:57 AM
Ah, thanks! I knew Square Enix would help. They're pretty experienced with taking dumps. =)

HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
I recognize this from an old Nsider troll thread.

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