Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

[thunderhero4]

Hey thunderhero! Also, I did not steal the idea of Shikamaru. He is just my favorite Naruto character. Chris, put Temari and Shikamaru together.

yeh i nko, i just jokin, and shikamaru is mine too!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Yay. Shikamaru has bad luck with women...

[DededeCloneChris]

Gaara: Ok, dog boy, come here.

Kiba: If you're going to kill me, then get lost.

Temari: He will not kill you..........if you stay away from his sand.

So then, the teams splitted up to search for any suspiccious person, we start now with Naruto team.

Sakura: So, we need to search the hot springs right?

Naruto: I think a certain person will be there.

Shino: What do you mean?

(Lucas then approach to Naruto to remind him something)

Lucas: Look, Naruto, a pervy person! (Runs away with his team)

?: Don't call me like that!

Naruto: So, what are you doing here, pervy sage?

Pervy sage: Don't call me either like that in public, kid!

Sakura: (Sheess, Naruto surely knows strange people)

Shino: Who are you?

Pervy sage: Who I am? I'm (pose) the toad sage, the master of powerful jutsus of frogs!

Hinata: (Gross)

Shino: I'm asking your name, not your title.

Jiraiya: oh, my name is Jiraiya.

Naruto: What are you doing, pervy?

Jiraiya: I'm doing my research kid, you see, I already told you that is my inspiration to wrote novels, like this! (Shows the book "Make out paradise)

Sakura: (Imagines Kakashi with the book, like Naruto when he saw the book) What? Did you wrote that?

Jiraiya: Yes! I see you too know it! (I'm famous and is not even out paperback yet!)

Sakura: YOU, YOU CALL THAT DIRTY TRASH A NOVEL!? RESEARCH, SUUUURE, JUST AND EXCUSE TO SEE NAKED GIRLS IN THE BATH HOUSE! (The girls inside the bath house heared all the voice from out there and starts running madly, terrified)

Jiraiya: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DONE! YOU RUINED MY PEEKING! I MEAN MY RESEARCH!!!!!

Shino: You just admitted it.

Hinata: (Faints, from a not know reason)

Shino: (I really need to teach Hinata not to faint too many times)

Jiraiya:........................Ok, I need a break, what are you doing too kids?

Shino: We are searching for some criminals that the hokage requested us, others are also too searching for them.

Jiraiya: Hm, now that you said, some suspiccious persons where here just moments ago, but quickly vanished when I spotted them.

Sakura: And how much time were you staying here?

Jiraiya: 3 hours, why?

Sakura: (Sure, he was enjoying the peeking here)

Naruto: So, pervy sage, can you help us?

Jiraiya: No kid, I can't, and besides those persons can return here, so I will guard this place.

Shino: (He just wants to peek more naked girls)

Naruto: Good idea, then we can count of you?

Jiraiya: Sure.

Sakura: Then, bye!

Shino: Hinata, were leaving.

Hinata:....Oh, sorry to faint again.

Team 2

Rock Lee: Look! There is Guy sensei!

Sasuke: Oh no.

Lucas: What is wron-

Rock Lee: GUY SENSEI, OVER HERE!

Might Guy: LEE! COME HERE, MY PROUD KID!

Rock Lee: YESSSS!!!! (Trips) uughhh.
(WARNING: MIGHT GUY SPECIAL ATTACK!)
Might Guy: You're such a great person!

Rock Lee: (Cries) GUY SENSEI!!!

Might Guy: (Cries too and hugs Lee with powerful force, breaking Rock Lee's back)

Sasuke: (That's the 28 time they do that! But I think Neji saw more)

Shikamaru: (What a pain)

Akamaru: (Huhhhh)

Lucas: (Told ya! Something very gay will happen to that kid!)

Sasuke: Moving on, did you already got something Akamaru?

Akamaru: Huhhh

Shikamaru: This is not working at all.

Lucas: Pacience, we need pacience and THE DAMN HELP OF ROCK LEE!!!

Rock Lee: *Stupid face look*

Might Guy:Oh, I guess I overdid it a little.

Lucas: A LITTLE? THE POOR KID IS TOTALLY K.O!

Sasuke: *Smiles* Good one.

Shikamaru: *Smiles* Yeah.

Akamaru: *Smiles*

Some guy: *Smiles*

Tsunade: *From afar, smiles*

Might Guy: Hm, Lee? Lee? Lee? LEE!

Rock Lee: *Quickly totally recovered* YES?!

Might Guy: See? He will be not defeated that easyly!

Rock Lee: Yeah!

Shikamaru: Ugh..........so anyway, Guy, can you help us with our mission?

Might Guy: Sorry, but I can't, I need to guard the Ninja Academy with Iruka, the kids are still in the building.

Sasuke: (He is just guarding this place because it has many "Youthfulness")

Shikamaru: I see, then we will continue our mission alone.

Sonic team.

Sonic: WHERE THE HECK IS VECTOR, CHARMY AND ESPIO?

Cream: They were saying that they were going to sneak out to investigate the village.

Sonic: Grrr, I just hope they do!

[DededeCloneChris]

Need more ideas! :O

[thunderhero4]

hmmm, add another smash board poster into your fan-fic...

[Triforce_Luigi]

Yeah! Add me! The story's great so far.

[thunderhero4]

how bout adding us as cameos or something...

[DededeCloneChris]

Hmm, team chaotix sounds a clue to you? :O

[thunderhero4]

Hmm, team chaotix sounds a clue to you? :O

nah, were the team chaotix of the boards, there the real team chaotix...

[DededeCloneChris]

Hmm, team chaotix sounds a clue to you? :O

nah, were the team chaotix of the boards, there the real team chaotix...

Then........I think about it.

[DededeCloneChris]

Team Chaotix ;D

Espio: See ya, I need to talk to somebody.

Vector: I need to taste the food here!

Charmy: I will ruin Sonic's plan!

Vector, Espio and Charmy: Bye!

Team 3.

Tenten: Did I just see what you see?

Neji: A crocodile, a bee and a Chameleon?

Ino: Yes.

Neji: Then no, you must be dreaming.

Tenten: Aww.

Choji: *Eating* Look, that person is suspiccious!

Neji: BYAKUGAN!............That person has very oddly chakra points. ATTACK HIM, NOW!

Ino: Finally, some action! Wait, I will use my mind transfer jutsu to know the person's mind!

Tenten: Good idea.

Ino: Choji, distract him while I sneak to his back to use my jutsu!

Choji:*Eating* Ok.

?: Who are you?

Choji:*Points to the sky* LOOK, A PIG!

?: WHERE?!

Ino: NINJA ART! MIND TRANSFER JUTSU!

?: UUGGHH!!!

Team 4.

Temari: We already spotted 20 persons and defeated them easyly, now tell us your evil plans!

Sound ninja: I don't know anything!

Gaara: Grrrrrrr.

Sound Ninja: OK, OK, I TALK, BUT DON'T LET THAT KID KILL ME!

Kiba: *wispers to Kankuro* He will have bad dreams with Gaara in them.

Kankuro: *wispers to Kiba* So true.

Team 1.

Naruto: Let's eat some Ramen to take a break!

Shino:...........*sighs* ok.

Sakura: I'm starving, I have no choice.

Hinata: M-m-me too.

Naruto: Hey! Grampa! 4 Soups of Ramen!

Teuchi: Ok! 4 servings of Ramen coming!

Naruto: Yeah!

Sakura: Naruto?

Naruto: Yes?

Sakura: How many people are crocodiles who eat ramen here?

Hinata: W-w-why do you ask?

Sakura: BECAUSE THERE IS ONE HERE RIGHT NOW!

Vector: You got a problem lady?

Shino: We don't, sorry to bother you.

Vector: It's ok, It happened to me many times.

Naruto: I see you like the Ramen here!

Vector: Yeah! I heard very good reviews about the ramen here!

Teuchi:*Still cooking* Yes, that is right, many people from other countries come here to eat the ramen and they make reviews of food from here among other places, It's good for publicity.

Sakura: That's good for you shop here and for the people of the village too! Many people can come to visit the history of the hidden leaf village!

Team 2.

Sasuke: Then you're saying that your group will attack us for revenge?

Charmy: Yeah, you gotta be careful when the leader attacks you! But I don't do anything to you, I just want peace and also I want to see some little beating to this hedgehog.

Sasuke: Ok, thanks for the information.

Charmy: See ya! *Fly's away*

Rock Lee: Who were you talking to?

Sasuke: To a bee who told me about his group who are gonna take revenge on us.

Shikamaru: Sasuke, time to report this to Tsunade.

Sasuke: There is no need for that.

Lucas: Why?

Sasuke: I feeling they are gonna be defeated somehow.

Akamaru: *Barks*

Shikamaru: Akamaru spotted something!

Akamaru: *Barks and run away to a direction*

Lucas: Follow him!

Orochimaru place

Orochimaru: What are you doing, Kabuto?

Kabuto: I'm reading ths article of this book, it says that my name is a name from a "Pokemon" what is a pokemon?

Orochimaru:................I don't know.

Chris: Seriously, why Kabuto has a name after a Pokemon, coinsidense?

Tsunade office.

Tsunade: I'm tired of all this paperwork. I need to help the village! *Fire starts to burn around her*

Shisune: *Terrified and horrorized* (This going to be a long day!)

Ton-ton: *Same as Shisune* Oink!

Chris: The plan will be discovered? The Ichiraku Ramen shop will have more good reviews? How did Rock Lee's back recovered so fast? Why Akamaru barked? Why Jiraiya wanted to be a novelist? Where is Kakashi? What will Tsunade do? Will Shisune stay terrified by Tsunade? Naruto and Vector will be good friends by food? Find out in The Snake, the hedgehog, the ninja teams, the boy, the pervy sage, the hokage, the evil plan, the lazy, the furious, the chameleon, the bee, the crocodile, the pig, the fox, the echidna, the other hedgehog, yet still the female hedgehog, the dog, the rabbit, the bat, the weird sensei, the shocked assistant, the false flying pig and the person who's name is after a Pokemon! (Sheesh, long chapter title, huh?)

[Triforce_Luigi]

Nice chapter and that is gonna be a long chapter name.

[thunderhero4]

even tho ive seen longer chapter names, good chapter u just did!

[Geno]

I'm sorry but this fan fic looks like it was made by a 10 year old  :(

[Water ☮]

I'm sorry but this fan fic looks like it was made by a 10 year old  :(

i know!! its kinda hard to read but its not his fault. English isn't his first language.