my friend challenged me with this, and i him. neither of us could think of anything
also, we came to the conclusion that every sexual joke is funnier made in a bill clinton accent
also, try to come up with something yourself. you cant.
That chick is boring.
Done.
Whenever you want people to be quiet, yell "NAKED!" really loudly. It works.
I'm am already aware of this fact
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Quote from: PokemasterJ on January 07, 2010, 03:43:55 PM
Whenever you want people to be quiet, yell "NAKED!" really loudly. It works.
reminds me...anyone have kids in their school that play this dumb game where you and someone else take turns saying "Penis" gradually getting louder as each person says it, whoever stops first loses...
Quote from: L10 on January 07, 2010, 03:47:31 PM
reminds me...anyone have kids in their school that play this dumb game where you and someone else take turns saying "Penis" gradually getting louder as each person says it, whoever stops first loses...
yes
Quote from: PokemasterJ on January 07, 2010, 03:43:55 PM
Whenever you want people to be quiet, yell "NAKED!" really loudly. It works.
Or you can yell "IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL RAM MY COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU BLEED"
Quote from: Sync~ on January 07, 2010, 03:41:38 PM
That chick is boring.
Done.
ill show you whats not boring
Quote from: Nayrman on January 07, 2010, 03:47:14 PM
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ill take that silence as a yes
There is a bug on the wall.
Tater tots.
An index card.
my dick
I managed to turn a blender on once. The only problem was, once I turned it on, I couldn't turn it back off.
Quote from: L10 on January 07, 2010, 05:06:52 PM
my dick
I can't seem to put my finger on this one.
◔ ◡ ◔
Quote from: Kilroy on January 07, 2010, 05:14:52 PM
I can't seem to put my finger on this one.
◔ ◡ ◔
aw man totally beat to the punch :(
Silver's penis.
Quote from: L10 on January 07, 2010, 03:47:31 PM
reminds me...anyone have kids in their school that play this dumb game where you and someone else take turns saying "Penis" gradually getting louder as each person says it, whoever stops first loses...
My brother still does that.
He's going to be 18 in 4 months.
1984
The Holocaust
2-methyl-but-1-ene
Quote from: PokemasterJ on January 07, 2010, 09:59:05 PM
The Holocaust
ever seen a jew girls number? they go up until around 1984.
Quote from: mackormoses on January 07, 2010, 10:01:14 PM
2-methyl-but-1-ene
the best chemistry i can think of is between you and me ;)
Quote from: Titus Andronicus on January 07, 2010, 10:10:01 PM
the best chemistry i can think of is between you and me ;)
tricky.
4,5,7-trihydroxyflavone
Now try that bad boy.
Quote from: mackormoses on January 07, 2010, 10:12:48 PM
tricky.
4,5,7-trihydroxyflavone
Now try that bad boy.
have you tried the flav of this one right hurr?
Pretty sure we all realized this when we became aware of Rule 34.
Quote from: mackormoses on January 07, 2010, 09:53:28 PM
1984
The movie had some hot bits in it, well, probably hot at the time of production/if you're in your early teens.
Quote from: Mystic on January 07, 2010, 05:53:11 PM
Silver's penis.
That's not sexual at all. But as always, Silver has an exception to any rule.
Can lasagna be turned sexual?
Quote from: NintendoMan74 on January 09, 2010, 09:19:44 PM
That's not sexual at all. But as always, Silver has an exception to any rule.
Can lasagna be turned sexual?
In your mind, yes. >_<
...If you know what I mean...
Quote from: L10 on January 07, 2010, 03:47:31 PM
reminds me...anyone have kids in their school that play this dumb game where you and someone else take turns saying "Penis" gradually getting louder as each person says it, whoever stops first loses...
Yes. I was about to post about it before I saw it. Everyone who plays either whispers or waits until the teacher leaves the room, so...
Quote from: L10 on January 07, 2010, 03:47:31 PM
reminds me...anyone have kids in their school that play this dumb game where you and someone else take turns saying "Penis" gradually getting louder as each person says it, whoever stops first loses...
I have not heard of this game. Maybe I will try it with my friends... =3
I've known that Rule 34 knows no bounds, but in all seriousness--and not counting things like that one picture in this thread--a piece of paper (not the picture that can be drawn on it) cannot be made sexual. Remember that I'm not counting someone's drawing of a piece of paper on top another piece of paper and calling it sex. The same goes for drawing a piece of paper with a penis and having it have sex with a piece of paper with a vagina or anus. In this case, genitalia is
given to the inanimate object of paper.
Also, I wouldn't know, but I think it'd be pretty difficult to have sex with pieces of paper in various places on/in either partner's body, and I've never heard of anyone with a paper fetish.
Paper/paper cuts can be used as a form of sexual pain.
Quote from: PokemasterJ on January 09, 2010, 11:56:28 PM
Paper/paper cuts can be used as a form of sexual pain.
...
Virtually anything that hurts probably can.
Quote from: PokemasterJ on January 10, 2010, 06:42:35 AM
Virtually anything that hurts probably can.
No need to moan when you get a paper cut.
"I'm coming!"
Quote from: PokemasterJ on January 09, 2010, 11:56:28 PM
Paper/paper cuts can be used as a form of sexual pain.
Paper is different from a paper cut, just as a sword is different from a disembodied head.
I just spilled my paper everywhere...if you know what I mean.
Quote from: MikeRoweSoft on January 10, 2010, 12:54:47 PM
I just spilled my paper everywhere...if you know what I mean.
Hawt~
UH I MEAN... OH SHIT DUDE WHY?
Quote from: TerribleFrog 39 on January 09, 2010, 11:21:10 PM
I've known that Rule 34 knows no bounds, but in all seriousness--and not counting things like that one picture in this thread--a piece of paper (not the picture that can be drawn on it) cannot be made sexual.
Using paper to pleasure oneself is sexual.
Quote from: Mystic on January 10, 2010, 05:20:01 PM
Using paper to pleasure oneself is sexual.
Particularly a female.
Quote from: mackormoses on January 10, 2010, 09:36:17 PM
Particularly a female.
I'm certain it'd be easier on a male. Might not be comfortable (unless wet), but still.
Quote from: Mystic on January 10, 2010, 09:39:38 PM
I'm certain it'd be easier on a male. Might not be comfortable (unless wet), but still.
I imagine a paper dildo well before I imagine a paper vagina. In terms of effectiveness, that is.
True. I was just thinking taking a piece of paper and hold it in your hand while umf umf. But whatever.
Quote from: Mystic on January 10, 2010, 09:53:05 PM
True. I was just thinking taking a piece of paper and hold it in your hand while umf umf. But whatever.
Sexual instercourse with a piece of paper is dangerous... you could get a paper cut there, and the cycle begins again.
Quote from: K on January 11, 2010, 04:10:33 AM
Sexual instercourse with a piece of paper is dangerous... you could get a paper cut there, and the cycle begins again.
Kinky.
Good luck explaining to your parents why you had to get a bandage for a paper cut on your penis.
You don't tell them.
Quote from: Mystic on January 10, 2010, 05:20:01 PM
Using paper to pleasure oneself is sexual.
Pics or it didn't happen. Find me some hard evidence and I'll accept it (pun not intended).
Quote from: TerribleFrog 39 on January 12, 2010, 08:26:10 AM
Pics or it didn't happen. Find me some hard evidence and I'll accept it (pun not intended).
Masturbation = sexual
Just add paper. Sex with condoms is still sexual.
I'm not gonna look for pictures of guys using paper to fap.
Quote from: Mystic on January 12, 2010, 05:52:38 PM
Masturbation = sexual
Just add paper. Sex with condoms is still sexual.
I'm not gonna look for pictures of guys using paper to fap.
I guess that works, but I was hoping for something more outrageous; like using an Ethernet cable in sadomasochism. I guess this topic is taking the broader side of things. Personally, I wouldn't
really count things like this, but I still would, you know?
IDEAS: A Euglena cannot be turned sexual. A comet cannot be turned sexual.
Something that's already sexual can't be turned sexual because it's already sexual.
Hey, there are holes in comets. I like holes.
Quote from: PokemasterJ on January 12, 2010, 06:49:51 PM
Hey, there are holes in comets. I like holes.
:|
i says again
Quote from: PokemasterJ on January 12, 2010, 06:49:51 PM
Hey, there are holes in comets. I like holes.
You can't have sex in outer space with an icy rock that's traveling faster than the speed of sound. ^_^ Maybe you're thinking of a
METEORITE? 8)
Quote from: Lotos on January 12, 2010, 06:40:33 PM
Something that's already sexual can't be turned sexual because it's already sexual.
If you're referring to the Euglena, it's asexual.
Quote from: TerribleFrog 39 on January 12, 2010, 06:33:26 PM
I guess that works, but I was hoping for something more outrageous; like using an Ethernet cable in sadomasochism. I guess this topic is taking the broader side of things. Personally, I wouldn't really count things like this, but I still would, you know?
IDEAS: A Euglena cannot be turned sexual. A comet cannot be turned sexual.
Shooting stars = comets = jet of sperm
wut
Quote from: Mystic on January 12, 2010, 08:27:06 PM
Shooting stars = comets = jet of sperm
wut
How is that a jet of sperm? You're probably referring to semen, and even still, that's a viscous liquid, not a trail of gas and dust.
Quote from: TerribleFrog 39 on January 15, 2010, 07:56:50 PM
How is that a jet of sperm? You're probably referring to semen, and even still, that's a viscous liquid, not a trail of gas and dust.
And a grocery bag isn't a condom but it can be used as one.
Quote from: Mystic on January 15, 2010, 08:36:34 PM
And a grocery bag isn't a condom but it can be used as one.
This topic was won by Mystic link.
Quote from: Mystic on January 15, 2010, 08:36:34 PM
And a grocery bag isn't a condom but it can be used as one.
Sorry, I don't get your analogy. How can a comet's tail be used as an ejaculation of semen? Just by thinking about it? I think that goes back to one of my previous posts though.
Cause they can look similar? Simple as that.
Quote from: Mystic on January 15, 2010, 08:57:03 PM
Cause they can look similar? Simple as that.
OK, so then why didn't you use a grocery bag that night when you impregnated a girl due to not having condoms? o_°
Quote from: K on January 15, 2010, 09:01:47 PM
OK, so then why didn't you use a grocery bag that night when you impregnated a girl due to not having condoms? o_°
It wasn't at night.
Quote from: K on January 15, 2010, 09:01:47 PM
OK, so then why didn't you use a grocery bag that night when you impregnated a girl due to not having condoms? o_°
Quote from: Mystic on January 15, 2010, 09:14:09 PM
It wasn't at night.
I hate getting into other people's business, but you're evading the question.
Quote from: Mystic on January 15, 2010, 08:57:03 PM
Cause they can look similar? Simple as that.
Also, I hate to quote myself, but this is what I mean about things like "looking similar" and "attaching genitalia."
QuoteRemember that I'm not counting someone's drawing of a piece of paper on top another piece of paper and calling it sex. The same goes for drawing a piece of paper with a penis and having it have sex with a piece of paper with a vagina or anus.
If you mean that it can be turned sexual by reminding you of something sexual, I can accept that for you specifically (and other individuals), but it's not universal. This would change from individual to individual. But if that's what this thread is about, I may be seeing it very narrowly.
Quote from: TerribleFrog 39 on January 15, 2010, 08:44:30 PM
Sorry, I don't get your analogy. How can a comet's tail be used as an ejaculation of semen? Just by thinking about it? I think that goes back to one of my previous posts though.
Fuck, why are you so serious?
Quote from: Phaze on January 16, 2010, 12:03:48 AM
Fuck, why are you so serious?
Because sex is serious biz you know.
Quote from: Phaze on January 16, 2010, 12:03:48 AM
Fuck, why are you so serious?
It's just the way I write, or in this case, type. My speech would "sound" differently if I were actually speaking to you.
Quote from: TerribleFrog 39 on January 16, 2010, 07:23:21 PM
It's just the way I write, or in this case, type. My speech would "sound" differently if I were actually speaking to you.
No, because you're being overly analytical of this.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 16, 2010, 08:06:52 PM
No, because you're being overly analytical of this.
I have never seen that word before. D:
Quote from: K on January 16, 2010, 08:21:58 PM
I have never seen that word before. D:
Learn a dictionary.
Quote from: えっちーせんぱい on January 16, 2010, 08:43:04 PM
Learn a dictionary.
i knew what it meant, yet i have NEVER seen it used before today. ever.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 16, 2010, 08:06:52 PM
No, because you're being overly analytical of this.
I know the difference between my spoken, written, and symbolically expressed--words thank you very much. Your direct and personal challenge to my observation of my own speech--directed at another in the first place--, (and expressed in an impersonal and arrogant manner) perturbs me. Take it as you will, but the point of this indignation is that your declaration was unneeded, negative in nature, and didn't bring out anything positive in anything or anyone. Had this been stated as an opinion, this post would say something entirely different. The positive nature of this post is to encourage making nicely phrased statements and recognize when an opinion is more appropriate than a statement.
Quote from: TerribleFrog 39 on January 16, 2010, 09:12:37 PM
The positive nature of this post is to encourage making nicely phrased statements and recognize when an opinion is more appropriate than a statement.
Ah, so you are a blithering idiot. We don't play nice here. But feel free to break out your thesaurus to reply to this post too.
Quote from: TerribleFrog 39 on January 16, 2010, 09:12:37 PM
I know the difference between my spoken, written, and symbolically expressed--words thank you very much. Your direct and personal challenge to my observation of my own speech--directed at another in the first place--, (and expressed in an impersonal and arrogant manner) perturbs me. Take it as you will, but the point of this indignation is that your declaration was unneeded, negative in nature, and didn't bring out anything positive in anything or anyone. Had this been stated as an opinion, this post would say something entirely different. The positive nature of this post is to encourage making nicely phrased statements and recognize when an opinion is more appropriate than a statement.
I actually lol'd. Seriously, why the need to ramp up the vocabulary? If you want to win an essay contest, then by all means enter one. But until then, I ask you keep your indignation in check, and try typing like you normally would. Trust me, I know big words too.
i have a feeling the point of this topic has changed in the six pages it's been here.
also, "that's what she said". 'nuff said.
Quote from: mackormoses on January 17, 2010, 02:42:42 AM
I actually lol'd. Seriously, why the need to ramp up the vocabulary? If you want to win an essay contest, then by all means enter one. But until then, I ask you keep your indignation in check, and try typing like you normally would. Trust me, I know big words too.
This is how I normally type when I'm feeling indignant or otherwise insulted. It's because I don't use profanity in any form of speech or expression (save for text in making humorous pictures). I'm going to go out on a limb and admit something right now: the worst I'll say is "dick" and "vagina cleaning device(bag)." No joke. I only write like this to accurately express myself without insults. Because I don't know any of you personally, why should I insult you? Empty words behind computer screens and relative miles of cyberspace mean nothing. Why should a random insult form a faceless name hurt anyone? If you don't know someone personally, I see no reason to
really be hurt by them. Only the fact that someone is
trying to hurt you might hurt some. Personally--as you probably know--it merely bothers me. Also, I never doubted that you knew "big words" (I don't see them as that, but whatever floats your boat). I'm sure that most people here do.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 17, 2010, 02:07:24 AM
Ah, so you are a blithering idiot. We don't play nice here. But feel free to break out your thesaurus to reply to this post too.
Alas, my advice was ignored.
Only tried to use a thesaurus for one word ("impersonal"), which gave no results anyway. 8) Nice try. Who would need to use a thesaurus for these words anyway?You may see me as an enemy, but I see you as a stranger's personality. I'm still your friend if you count me among yours.
Let's just forget this. I think that'd be easy. Seeing as I did you no wrong, no hard feelings, right?
Quote from: TerribleFrog 39 on January 19, 2010, 10:05:37 AM
Let's just forget this. I think that'd be easy. Seeing as I did you no wrong, no hard feelings, right?
When you stop being annoying as all hell, sure.
Quote from: TerribleFrog 39 on January 19, 2010, 10:05:37 AM
This is how I normally type when I'm feeling indignant or otherwise insulted. It's because I don't use profanity in any form of speech or expression (save for text in making humorous pictures). I'm going to go out on a limb and admit something right now: the worst I'll say is "dick" and "vagina cleaning device(bag)." No joke. I only write like this to accurately express myself without insults. Because I don't know any of you personally, why should I insult you? Empty words behind computer screens and relative miles of cyberspace mean nothing. Why should a random insult form a faceless name hurt anyone? If you don't know someone personally, I see no reason to really be hurt by them. Only the fact that someone is trying to hurt you might hurt some. Personally--as you probably know--it merely bothers me. Also, I never doubted that you knew "big words" (I don't see them as that, but whatever floats your boat). I'm sure that most people here do.
Alas, my advice was ignored.
Only tried to use a thesaurus for one word ("impersonal"), which gave no results anyway. 8) Nice try. Who would need to use a thesaurus for these words anyway?
You may see me as an enemy, but I see you as a stranger's personality. I'm still your friend if you count me among yours.
Let's just forget this. I think that'd be easy. Seeing as I did you no wrong, no hard feelings, right?
You remind me of me, until I talked to genius for like 5 minutes.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 19, 2010, 11:04:04 AM
When you stop being annoying as all hell, sure.
As I recall,
you started up our chat with your little quip, but as you can probably tell, this is just one of my quirks. I'll try to not lecture people about this stuff, but habits are hard to change, and pride is hard to swallow.
Anyway, I call CLEAN SLATE. :)
Quote from: The One Link. on January 19, 2010, 12:19:17 PM
You remind me of me, until I talked to genius for like 5 minutes.
Who's "genius?" And should I be flattered?
Genius would have a hay day with you.
Oh God, Genius. Those were the days.
So, is this thread still about sex? If it is, I think a lampshade could be a contender.
Quote from: TerribleFrog 39 on January 15, 2010, 08:44:30 PM
Sorry, I don't get your analogy. How can a comet's tail be used as an ejaculation of semen? Just by thinking about it? I think that goes back to one of my previous posts though.
METAPHORS AND SIMILES
METAPHORS AND SIMILES
OH HOW I LOVE
METAPHORS AND SIMILES
Quote from: TerribleFrog 39 on January 19, 2010, 07:56:57 PM
Who's "genius?" And should I be flattered?
Let's just say that your better off not meeting the guy.
As for the Euglena, I'd intercourse you Glen A.
Quote from: Magnum on January 19, 2010, 09:33:47 PM
Let's just say that your better off not meeting the guy.
THIS.
euugh, Genius >_<
Quote from: K on January 20, 2010, 04:30:53 AM
THIS.
euugh, Genius >_<
\
Genius made me get the Biggest Emo award last year.
Quote from: The One Link. on January 20, 2010, 07:41:50 AM
\
Genius made me get the Biggest Emo award last year.
Me
Quote from: The One Link. on January 20, 2010, 07:41:50 AM
\
Genius made me get the Biggest Emo award last year.
He was one of the reasons I went emo 2 years ago >_>
And continued that way. >_>
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 19, 2010, 08:06:58 PM
Genius would have a hay day with you.
Quote from: Mystic on January 19, 2010, 08:13:25 PM
Oh God, Genius. Those were the days.
Maybe you could actually tell me who this person is? Was he a user here?
Quote from: Tael on January 19, 2010, 09:07:25 PM
METAPHORS AND SIMILES
METAPHORS AND SIMILES
OH HOW I LOVE
METAPHORS AND SIMILES
I can see it the other way around (as in, a jet of semen being described as a comet), but not this way.
Quote from: RedSox on January 19, 2010, 08:17:59 PM
So, is this thread still about sex? If it is, I think a lampshade could be a contender.
Yes, it is; sorry about the temporary change of topic.
But I agree; a lampshade is possible... to be impossible... for sex. I hope wearing it doesn't count, but then you'd have to take some parts off of it.
Quote from: Titus Andronicus on January 20, 2010, 02:29:14 AM
As for the Euglena, I'd intercourse you Glen A.
In case this is a pun of some sort, Euglena is pronounced: you-GLEE-nuh. But maybe I don't get the joke or something.
Quote from: TerribleFrog 39 on January 20, 2010, 01:10:36 PM
Maybe you could actually tell me who this person is? Was he a user here?
it's not that hard to use the member search engine (http://nsfcd.com/index.php?action=profile;u=2)
Genius = member who would make stupid people realize they were intercourse ing stupid
He was so good at it. No wonder NSF went downhill.
Quote from: Mystic on January 20, 2010, 05:30:02 PM
Genius = member who would make stupid people realize they were intercourse ing stupid
He was so good at it. No wonder NSF went downhill.
I didn't mind him at first but someone makes one mistake and it's like "Idiot right here!"... >_>
Quote from: Green on January 20, 2010, 09:53:40 PM
I didn't mind him at first but someone makes one mistake and it's like "Idiot right here!"... >_>
^Pretty much this. He may have been intelligent, but... just too critical of people, IMO.
Quote from: James Hetfield on January 21, 2010, 07:48:16 AM
^Pretty much this. He may have been intelligent, but... just too critical of people, IMO.
The fact that everything to him was "moron" got old really fast. I mean, EVERY PERSON to him basically is a moron. :|
Quote from: Kianglo on January 21, 2010, 12:54:02 PM
The fact that everything to him was "moron" got old really fast. I mean, EVERY PERSON to him basically is a moron. :|
Yeah, that's true. And one user actually got him to get in a fight over like 1 word, just to prove how obsessed with it he was.
I do the same thing, alot. But not as much as he did.
I've deciphered the code at the top of the page.

really means "Penis into nose"
Quote from: L10 on January 21, 2010, 04:31:20 PM
I've deciphered the code at the top of the page.

really means "Penis into nose"
FFFFFFFF I see it.
Kianglo can be turned sexual by a sick mind like Mystic, Kilroy, Doodle, 95% of NSFCD. :P
To the dust we shall remain.
That can be turned sexual.
Thank you all for the Genius info. Two of my friends (IRL) described "him" in detail and he seems like a troll for the most part. But did he seriously make users consider (and in some cases, participate in) self mutilation, or even contemplate suicide? I personally don't get fazed by text--especially when written by strangers on the Internet--so I really don't think he would get to me any more than any of you do. I'm not trying to sound macho or conceited, but that's just what I think. I heard that he's also a mod at another forum, which I think is very fitting if he really is so conversationally effective (even over the Internet). His mod status is probably well deserved.
Trust me when I say Genius was not a troll.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 23, 2010, 12:30:54 AM
Trust me when I say Genius was not a troll.
Oh, I must have been misinformed. I'll take it that he was serious about what he said then. :O
This thread lacks the breadth of a typical penis.
I normally don't bake bread in the shape of a penis.
Beer and bananas(don't forget the lube).
Doorknobs.
Have fun making sex jokes out of that.
Quote from: Third K on January 25, 2010, 11:21:14 AM
Doorknobs.
Have fun making sex jokes out of that.
What, you can't shove one of those into a vagina?
Quote from: Third K on January 25, 2010, 11:21:14 AM
Doorknobs.
Have fun making sex jokes out of that.
Your mom gets more turns than a doorknob.
Quote from: Third K on January 25, 2010, 11:21:14 AM
Doorknobs.
Have fun making sex jokes out of that.
Knob = penis.
Hard penis.