You know how this one works. Basically it goes like this:
User 1: I wish for *Something here*
User 2: Wish granted but *Insert something bad here* Happens
I'll start;
I wish I had working internet that would never fail.
Granted, however, your computer explodes, and in the explosion a large piece of your monitor stabs you in the lung, killing you in five minutes. More or less.
I wish that the Pokewalkers would let your pokemon level up more than once.
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 16, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
I wish that the Pokewalkers would let your pokemon level up more than once.
Granted, but you can only level up twice. Ever. For any pokemon.
I wish I had money
Granted, you had a penny yesterday but forgot you dropped it in the toilet.
I wish the thread that was like this didn't die.
Granted, it gets brought back to life, but it's evil and horribly twisted. Like something out of Pet Cemetery.
I wish that King's books were all as scary as that one.
Granted, but the next sequel turns out to be disturbingly bright and happy
I wish that the Mighty Moshin Emo Rangers would have their new episode =(
That would be scary.
Also, since I have no idea who you're talking about. Granted, but then everyone involved dies mysterious deaths, as do all fans and everyone investigating the murders.
I wish that I could catch a god forsaken Gyrados.
Granted, but it is literally forsaken by God and he sends his army of angels to kill you.
I wish my Doctorate Degree was real and not drawn in crayon.
Granted. You have a PhD, and it's made out to Dr. Gregory House. Then you get arrested for malpractice and impersonating a celebrity.
I wish that I had a Midus Pinky.
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 16, 2010, 06:15:04 PM
Granted. You have a PhD, and it's made out to Dr. Gregory House. Then you get arrested for malpractice and impersonating a celebrity.
I wish that I had a Midus Pinky.
You get it, but you go to pick your nose and end up dying because it turns to gold.
I wish I had doggy ears like InuYashsa! =O
Granted. You're labled as a freak and a furry and crucified for making people think and children as odd questions nobody wants to answer.
I wish the Werewolf RP would start... or that someone would tell me the difference between a Werewolf RP and a regular, Sword-and-Sorcery RP that happens to have werewolves in it.
You end up even more confused than what you were because of the fine and specific details.
I wish I didn't have to be so cold-hearted.
Granted, you don't HAVE to be, but you still are.
I WISH I WISH I WAS A FISH
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 16, 2010, 07:16:14 PM
Granted, you don't HAVE to be, but you still are.
I WISH I WISH I WAS A FISH
Granted, but- Hey look salmon! *Catches the JrDude-turned-fish, cooks, eats*
I wish I wasn't too tired to cook something good.
I wish you didn't just insult me with that wish :|
Granted but she insults you after she edits and apologizes. To top that, she insults you in every other post you make there on.
I wish I had more friends in dubai ;-; (oh this one will be fun to corrupt)
Granted, except someone decides to go around and kill everyone who know and everyone who knows you... and everyone in Dubai knows you. Guess what city's now a moking crater?
I wish I wished a wish for a wish.
Granted, but you wish for your wish to not exist, thus being impossible to make that wish.
I wish I could stay awake forever.
Granted. You never ever sleep, telling yourself that you can sleep when you're dead. Guess what? You die in thirty days.
I wish to play chess against everyone of you. And then have a game of monopoly.
Granted but you lose to everyone and by monopoly everyone quits.
I wish for this thread to have less depressing corruptions.
But that's no fun!
...Granted, except everyone treats this like a game, as opposed to a new way to exercise their vindictive sides, and the violence to puppies all over the world increases exponentially.
I wish that this wish was corrupted to the worst you can possibly imagine it.
Granted, but the wish is so corrupted that it drives whomever reads it to insanity
I wish that my skin would heal up and never go dry again.
But I'm already insane!
Granted. Except, because your skin never dries out, you get killed, skinned, and used as a canvas.
I wish that that was more lethal, really.
Granted, the canvas becomes sentient and becomes more lethal. It remembers that it used to be DuskScorpioNxhoj and that you corrupted his wish and so you die a terrible death of being choked by a canvas...and the canvas smells of fish too.
I wish more people would watch Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Granted, but then everyone talks about it & it becomes a Super Meme & then you hate it, but can't get away from it. So you become a hermit.
I wish that George Lucas had made Star Wars episode 7 instead of episode I
Granted, but it's worse than the Prequel trilogy... COMBINED!!!
I wish Troll Two didn't have such a following.
Granted, but it never did
I wish that Avatar was seen as the mediocre movie that it is, & that 3D TV & movies would just go away
...I can't corrupt that! I AGREE WITH IT TOO MUCH, DAMN IT, AND CORRUPTING IT IS COMPROMISING MY OWN MORALS!!!!
I wish I knew where Buena's Password show was on the PkmnRadio.
Granted but then your copy stops working forever.
I wish I would stop staying up late so much.
Granted, nut instead, you literally sleep all the time. And you die of malnourishment.
I wish that requirements for PC ports of Xbox games made sense.
(Fable, 128mb graphics card required? Didn't the Xbox only have a 32mb? WTF?)
Granted but then every PC out there stops running xbox games
I wish I'd stop making so many drug jokes.
Granted, but you realize the graphics engines on computers and game consoles are different too late and Fable looks absolutely horrid. Worse than 8-Bit games.
I wish 8-Bit Theater would keep going.
Quote from: George Babbitt on March 19, 2010, 02:55:44 AM
Granted but then every PC out there stops running xbox games.
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 19, 2010, 12:56:36 PM
Granted, but you realize the graphics engines on computers and game consoles are different too late and Fable looks absolutely horrid. Worse than 8-Bit games.
TIME PARADOX!
Quote from: George Babbitt on March 19, 2010, 02:55:44 AM
I wish I'd stop making so many drug jokes.
Granted, but you make religious jokes instead & get stoned to death by a mob of baptists
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 19, 2010, 12:56:36 PM
I wish 8-Bit Theater would keep going.
Granted, but it goes on until even CDi Zelda is better
I wish I didn't get double teamed
DAMNIT! I got postsnipped...
Granted. Now every time you post, YOU get postsnipped!
I wish that I could sing better. Or write better. Or both.
Granted but nobody cares and you still wish to do both better but can never succeed at that. Eventually, your talent falls.
I wish I'd stop reading xkcd comics so much lately.
Granted, but you look at these instead http://brokenteapot.deviantart.com/ because they're even more awesome
I wish that I stopped staying up so late
Granted, but you start sleeping for twenty hours and die from malnutrition.
...I wish that didn't remind me of an earlier corruption.
Granted, but you also forget your identity, social security number, and you have just fallen victim to identity theft. Now you roam the country along the rail road tracks leading the life of a hobo until you get stolen away by some CIA agent who knows about your mysterious past. He takes you to nsfcd and shows you your post which causes you to reread my corruption and you repeat this monotonous cycle until the day you die!
...whew, talk about corruption there!
I wish I had the ability to emanate a sneeze beam from my crotch
...Er... what? Alright, granted, except your crotch is replaced by a nose... which is still attached to your face.
I wish I could get that picture out of my head now...
Granted but now every pornographic or sick thought in the world is linked to your head.
I wish I didn't feel tired right now.
Granted but you'll feel tired later.
I wish I would stop eating brownies
Hmmm, granted, except you start eating cookies instead and start to get really sugar high and start to immediately consume all sugar loaded foods within the area
I wish that we could have at least one dosage of snow each winter in the area I live in
Granted, but it's during the summer so the snow melts almost immediately.
I wish I had a spare pair of defibrillators.
Granted, except you can't reach either pair in the next twelve seconds, so you die of a heart attack.
I wish you paid more attention to the wish corrupted by Dr.Hobo2, particularly where he said EACH WINTER, not each year.
Granted but you lose attention span of everything else.
I wish Night the Lucario would stop using deaths so much in his corruptions.
Granted, but you die.
I wish the corruption of this wish was so corrupt, that it negatively affected the person corrupting it too.
Granted; Every user now on this page gets a virus infecting there computers that manages to infect them as well. You are now immortal, but your suffering will be almost completely unbearable. And nobody will believe you.
I wish I'd be a bit less lazy.
Granted, but you are now tortured, maimed, blinded, and rendered completely immobile. And you live. Forever.
I wish this wish was corrupted.
It becomes so corrupted that it comes to life and starts eating souls.
I wish I didn't feel so alone. D=
Granted, you are now the only girl in an all male harem, enjoy not being able to sit down for the rest of your life, you can also now eat Big Macs in a single bite.
I wish that didn't sound so darn disturbing
*Eyetwitch*
... Granted... but what you corrupted me with happens to you instead, thus making it sound less disturbing to me.
Granted but
I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.....
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 24, 2010, 11:03:51 PM
I wish I didn't procra
Granted, you do it even more.
I wish I had more money
Granted But with all that money you have already bought everything in the world and are already bored with it all. Also you have become a fat slob and can't get any women or man (depending on prefrences) to love you.
I wish I had my virginity back.
Quote from: Modern Nomad on March 25, 2010, 01:13:01 AM
Granted But with all that money you have already bought everything in the world and are already bored with it all. Also you have become a fat slob and can't get any women or man (depending on prefrences) to love you.
I wish I had my virginity back.
Granted, but you then procede to get gangbanged by a guy named Ted and a she-male named Bob.
I wish someone wouldn't ruin my wish.
Granted Nothing happens
I wish people would follow the rules.
Quote from: Modern Nomad on March 25, 2010, 01:21:56 AM
Granted Nothing happens
I wish people would follow the rules.
Granted, we all (you included) become furries and don't count ourselves as people, and break all the rules.
I wish I didn't just create a disturbing image in my head with that message.
Granted. We all turn into furries and begin to break all of the rules(since when most people say 'people', they mean people of their own species... I mean sentients, personally...), and you don't get any disturbing images because of that. Then you get turned into a kit(fox child) and yiffed. ;P *giggles nonsensically*
Is that evil or what?
I wish Love didn't hurt so badly...
Granted, Love now hurts as if it was a fire ant.
I wish I had more time to do things.
Trust me, that would be an improvement...
Granted, you're now dead. Except you don't realize it, so you continue to do everything as you once did. And you have all the time in eternity to do everything.
I wish I knew The Doctor.
Granted but it turns out you weren't specific and now you know me. D:
I wish I had some sopapillas.
Granted but they're poisonous so you get a stomach bug for three weeks.
I wish for a fish.
Granted however they eat you
I wish I had more Candy.
Quote from: Modern Nomad on March 25, 2010, 09:28:44 PM
I wish I had more Candy.
Granted, you now have 20 girls named Candy, oh did I mention they're all cannibals? have fun
I wish I had a Watermelon
Granted, a hobo from the street gives you a Watermelon, there is a hole in the side of the watermelon with white stuff dripping out.
I wish I was as happy as I am after dance during school
Granted but you end up making bad choices in your life and lying to yourself about them to keep yourself happy.
I wish I didn't have to hear so much religion talk from my sister. ^___^
Quote from: Third K on March 26, 2010, 12:15:02 PM
I wish I didn't have to hear so much religion talk from my sister. ^___^
Granted, you're now deaf.
I wish that Obama wasn't an idiot (or is he actually meaning to screw up?)
Granted; he is now a cat.
I wish that my computer was faster.
Granted, but the mechanics and all the other mechanical stuff get so stressed out that your computer eventully blows up, leaving you with a ash covered face
I wish that pollen season would pass already(I HATE my allergies)
Granted but by pollen season passing, it becomes an extremely hot summer, thus burning parts of your skin.
I wish we'd finish up with making 10k posts
Granted. We're finishing this by Sunday. Incorruptible wish.
I wish that my family wasn't so poor.
Granted. Your family suddenly becomes so incredibly rich they start paying people to pay people to pay people. Then they get arrested for stealing all of the funds of everywhere.
I wish that Shiva was as close to completion as Quezacotl was...
Granted, but then all summons now do 1 damage.
I wish I didn't have an 8 hour car ride earlier today.
Granted, it was really an eight hour tricycle ride.
I wish that my sister didn't just spill my dinner on the floor ;_______________________;
Granted, it's now in the used toilet, and you are bing forced by the genie to eat it anyway.
I wish I could think of a better wish to wish for rather than this dumbass wish.
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 26, 2010, 10:26:42 PM
I wish I could think of a better wish to wish for rather than this dumbass wish.
Granted, here is a dish of fish for you to finish (lol attempt at rhyming)
I wish that I didn't have to eat a 1 fish & a 2 fish to eat a red fish
Granted; however, since you killed Red Fish while 1 and 2 were still alive, they were able to alert Blue Fish. Just as you are invading his fortress, Blue manages to escape in the nick of time. Exhausted, you head back home and forget about the incident. Meanwhile, Blue feels the need to avenge Red; he assembles an army of krill, which begin an assault on your country. After a long war which you completely ignore, the krill army captures your country's leader and Blue tells your leader his demands: your head on a silver platter. The army invades your home, but you were watching the news and was able to escape. However, Blue is waiting for you with a railgun. He blabbers on forever about how you poke his heart or something, while you fall to sleep. Suddenly, you feel a nail drive through your heart! Blue says something poetic; however, you're too dead to appreciate it. you die.
I wish that my wish corruptions were more detailed, imaginative, and creative.
Granted, but it never becomes granted.
I wish I didn't have odd changes between being hungry and not.
Granted, but then you start having odd chances of being thirsty or not
I wish that something random would happened that DOESN'T (repeat, DOESN'T) involve death, arson, rape, murder, suffering, & just about anything else negative.
Granted. The world and universe suddenly become so extraordinarily ordered and organized that nobody is insane anymore. There is no randomness. No fun. No games. No imagination. Just order, law, and peace.
I wish that was less horrible than anyone you realize.
Granted, but the wish and the corruption actually come true.
I wish I'd stop being hungry at night.
Granted, you become hungry at 1AM which is technically morning while you sleep, then eat your pillow without realizing it until you awaken.
I wish you would stop reading this sentence after the word now, but since you are still reading this you obviously failed at the wish.
Granted, but we all somehow succed in the wish despite what you've said
I wish that an anvil would fall on somebody that I don't know
Granted the anvil falls and hits a guy in the foot, however it had your name on it and he killed you.
I wish i was out of school.
Quote from: Modern Nomad on April 08, 2010, 10:59:35 AM
Granted the anvil falls and hits a guy in the foot, however it had your name on it and he killed you.
I wish i was out of school.
Terrorists bomb your state's capitol.
I wish I would be good enough to notice new werewolfs and participate in them.
Granted...literally. You notice a real were wolf. You participate in him by being his lunch.
I wish I wasn't addicted to this video.
You become addicted, but a little too much. Because you are watching this thing 20/7 (And only get 4 hours of sleep), you lose your job, and lose your internet. Because of this, you get massive withdrawals that eventually kill you in a most horrific headache.
I wish for a pet fobby.
Granted, but the fobby turns out to be a fake, and when you try to return it to the people you got it from, you're captured and sold as a slave.
I wish that this year didn't go by so fast;-;
No more years left.
I wish I had a job.
Granted however you new job is that of a prostitute and now have aids.
I wish I was better at MW2.
You become so good nobody want to play with you. EVER.
I wish for cake.
Granted however i cant corrupt a lie so you can be happy.
I wish someone would make me a good sig.
Granted, but the server the sig is stored on gets hacked & it is replaced with a first grader's drawing, complete with spilled apple juice.
I wish for world peace.
Quote from: RockMan on April 17, 2010, 08:33:21 PM
Granted, but the server the sig is stored on gets hacked & it is replaced with a first grader's drawing, complete with spilled apple juice.
I wish for world peace.
Everybody on Earth dissaperes.
I wish for a 360 compatible absolute port of Metal Gear Solid 2 that works perfectly fine.
*I Don't know which one you are saying works fine so I will insert 3 different corrupts :3*
1.Granted but your 360 Goes up in flames every time you try to play.
2. Granted but Metal Gear Solid 2 always shreds as soon as you start up the Xbox, if said game is inside :3.
3. Granted but the moment you begin to have fun you are pulled into an alternate dimension where all you can play is Dilos Raeg Latem. On the PS2.
I wish tails was real, and was my Girlfriend/Boyfriend. <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Quote from: Tails on April 17, 2010, 08:51:09 PM
I wish tails was real, and was my Girlfriend/Boyfriend. <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Granted, but the furries in the world mob you due to jealousy
I wish that this didn't feel like yet another psychoanalyst session involving assumed personalities.
Granted, it feels like a random bunch of horrible possibilities. Also, you get eaten by a cow.
I wish Star didn't save over my super awesome, old G&W sig I had back on Oldsider.
Hmm, granted, but at some point, it'll change into a a disturbingly cute sig.
I wish for a small space rock to land NEAR my house, not on it and not to hit a random person.
Granted but it causes an explosion so fierce it evaporates the worlds oceans.
I wish for free Manga.
Quote from: Tails on April 18, 2010, 11:30:38 AM
Granted but it causes an explosion so fierce it evaporates the worlds oceans.
I wish for free Manga.
Granted, you recieve a link to Ye Old Bay of Pirates, & also an FBI tracker rootkit. Have fun in prison.
I wish that people didn't take conveniences for granted
Granted but they take everything else for granted.
I wish I could make the *Three face* :3
Granted but you get a RRoD and get bored of it afterwards.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
Ganted. You become so full, your stomach explodes.
I wish for the possibility to see the world famous Woodstock concert in 1969.
Quote from: Ninten on April 19, 2010, 03:13:06 PM
Ganted. You become so full, your stomach explodes.
I wish for the possibility to see the world famous Woodstock concert in 1969.
Granted, it's their worst performance ever because you're there.
I wish for the possibility to get a better bed.
Granted, you get a grave. :3 (You won't mind, you're "dead" tired!)
I wish for the power to absolutely control gravity.
Quote from: Ninten on April 19, 2010, 03:17:14 PM
Granted, you get a grave. :3 (You won't mind, you're "dead" tired!)
I wish for the power to absolutely control gravity.
Granted, you completely **** up the universe and die.
I wish for the power to be able to ask a question without getting a rediculess answer.
Granted, but it's pretty boring. :|
I wish DragonForce didn't exist
Quote from: Ninten on April 19, 2010, 04:00:20 PM
Granted, but it's pretty boring. :|
I wish DragonForce didn't exist
Granted, they're now Dragon's Force.
I wish Doodle would stop making alts.
Quote from: Irene Adler on April 19, 2010, 04:23:10 PM
Granted, they're now Dragon's Force.
I wish Doodle would stop making alts.
Granted, but Mack is still NoFun.
I wish I could get a working DS.
Granted, but it breaks a day later.
I wish it was August already...
Granted, but tomorrow is March.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of band-aids.
Granted, but then you get aids.
I wish that I could fly.
Granted, you run into an airplane.
I wish Kiwi never died. T_T
Granted, but Kiwi is captured and tortured for the rest of his immortal life, suffering from excrutiating pain
I wish for something random to happen that doesn't involve death, destruction, national disasters, natural disasters, or me. Pain and suffering are welcomed.
Quote from: Black Mage on April 19, 2010, 10:26:44 PM
Granted, but Kiwi is captured and tortured for the rest of his immortal life, suffering from excrutiating pain
I wish for something random to happen that doesn't involve death, destruction, national disasters, natural disasters, or me. Pain and suffering are welcomed.
Granted, you're locked in a box with no method of excape for eternity.
I wish that I didn't have to go to school.
Granted, you are now forced to live in school, you no longer go, since you are already there, while there you are forced to learn the same thing all day with break and lunch being your only time for sleep once a day.
I wish I was da bomb
Granted but you blow up and take no one with you.
I wish I could run as fast as a person.
Granted, but you're still pretty slow.
I wish I could play MGS right now.
Granted but it freezes in the first cut scene.
I wish we could find a game.
Quote from: Tails on April 20, 2010, 05:18:53 PM
Granted but it freezes in the first cut scene.
I wish we could find a game.
HAHAHA you've had that problem too?
Granted, but the game you find is Superman 64.
I wish I could find a computer version of MGS3.
Granted .
But it looses all of its memory whenever you use the keyboard.
Granted, but since you didn't wish for anything, god spins "The Wheel of Horribly Random Misfortunes." As such, your computer explodes, causing all of North America to have a severe Ice Age.
I wish people would remember to wish for things.
Granted, but their wishes are intercourse ing stupid and ungrantable.
I wish for the ability to fly.
Granted, you sprout wings and can now fly. You then fly to a high building and land, then jump off to fly some more, but you lose the ability to fly since you can only fly once.
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Granted, and you looked like an idiot.
I wish to be able to make 100 posts by midnight.
Granted, but all of the posts contain pictures of your genitalia and you get eternally banned for posting them.
I wish taking AP tests wasn't required for getting the college credit in the courses.
Granted, it is replaced with tests normally used to get into fraternity houses.
I wish I knew how to speak German
Quote from: Dr.Hobo2 on April 21, 2010, 08:01:11 PM
Granted, it is replaced with tests normally used to get into fraternity houses.
I wish I knew how to speak German
Granted. You are now a Nazi just after World War 2 and are being tried for War Crimes. Good luck.
I wish I could make ONE MORE POST to hit 100. <3
Granted. But the forums crash. GG
I wish I had the will to get good grades in school. :(
Quote from: Ninten on April 21, 2010, 08:04:41 PM
Granted. But the forums crash. GG
I wish I had the will to get good grades in school. :(
I choose to disregard this wish.
STOP BEING EVERY OTHER POST.
I wish people would respect these threads. :3
Quote from: Lance on April 21, 2010, 08:05:23 PM
I choose to disregard this wish.
STOP BEING EVERY OTHER POST.
I wish people would respect these threads. :3
Granted. You and I respect this thread.
I wish for my previous wish. :(
Granted, your previous wish comes back in a tangible form...but you can't do anything with that so you crumple it up and throw it away.
I wish somebody would do a backflip
Quote from: Dr.Hobo2 on April 21, 2010, 08:08:11 PM
Granted, your previous wish comes back in a tangible form...but you can't do anything with that so you crumple it up and throw it away.
I wish somebody would do a backflip
Granted. They complete the Backflip sucessfully, thereby dissapointing you because you wished for someone to get hurt.
I wish I wasn't so tired in the morning.
Quote from: Ninten on April 21, 2010, 08:09:39 PM
Granted. They complete the Backflip sucessfully, thereby dissapointing you because you wished for someone to get hurt.
I wish I wasn't so tired in the morning.
Disregarding this wish.
STOP BEING EVERY OTHER POST.
I wish Ninten would stop being every other post.
Granted, but watch, he will be the next post.
I wish for another peanut butter nutter butter.
Granted, but I like it so much, I steal it from you.
I wish Rob would realize I REALLY don't have much better to do right now. :|
Granted, but you don't realize you're still an idiot for doing it.
This isn't a wish, if someone is going to abuse a thread similar to this, they should get a temp ban. I don't mean posting after someone that posted after you, I mean posting every other post over and over and on purpose.
I wish...
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I wish I had the voice of Andrew Ryan
Quote from: Dr.Hobo2 on April 21, 2010, 08:43:11 PM
I wish I had the voice of Andrew Ryan
Granted, but you slur your wish at the wrong time, so you have the voice of Meg Ryan instead.
I wish the internet wasn't such serious business.
Granted but all image searches result in Barny the dinosaur pictures.
I wish i had an army of spiders to do my bidding.
Granted but starting slowly and gaining momentum the spiders start to attack you and eventually not listen to any of your orders whilst overpowering you.
I wish I'd stop overthinking things.
Granted, but you under think things so much you decided to bungie jump without a bungie cord.
Granted, but since you didn't wish for anything, god spins the Wheel of Horribly Random Misfortunes, where it lands on a square saying you lose a turn.
I wish for all the games I was good at back in the day in NSFCD's arcade to reappear so I can claim victories in each one and become god of the arcade again.
Granted but as soon as you are the champ they dissipate before you can claim that your the best.
I Wish Halo reach beta would come out already
Granted, but the game ends up being terribly disappointing and the beta has hundreds of glitches that are far from fun to encounter.
I wish it was June 11th.
Quote from: Arcane Saiph on May 03, 2010, 01:17:14 AM
Granted, but the game ends up being terribly disappointing and the beta has hundreds of glitches that are far from fun to encounter.
I wish it was June 11th.
Granted. It's 1184 BC and you live in Troy.
I wish for infinite wishes.
Granted, I am now free from my lamp, you are now stuck in the lamp and have infinite wishes that you need to grant whenever someone rubs you.
I wish I could think of a better wish than this.
Quote from: JrDude ჱܓ on May 03, 2010, 05:23:42 PM
Granted, I am now free from my lamp, you are now stuck in the lamp and have infinite wishes that you need to grant whenever someone rubs you.
I wish I could think of a better wish than this.
Granted; you wish to take my place in my lamp.
I wish Sceptile was an OU Grass/Dragon type with awesome stats, an awesome movepool, and an ability that makes Ice type attacks not very effective.
Quote from: Rayquarian on May 03, 2010, 05:33:41 PM
Granted; you wish to take my place in my lamp.
I wish Sceptile was an OU Grass/Dragon type with awesome stats, an awesome movepool, and an ability that makes Ice type attacks not very effective.
Granted, but he's still not as awesome an Gengar.
I wish I had a working DS.
Granted but you can't play it.
I wish I had the Geass.
Granted, but you lose control of it and explode into a bloody pulp for no apparent reason.
I wish I got a pea.
Granted, but the pea is lost,you get mysterious back pains each night, and cannot see anything under your mattress that could be causing the pain
I wish i could get money for free without worrying about all possible legal forms that will try to prosecute me
Granted, but what you didn't account for is ILlegal forms, and it all gets taken by pirates.
I wish for 5 strips of bacon.
Quote from: Neerb on November 08, 2010, 08:02:42 PM
Granted, but what you didn't account for is ILlegal forms, and it all gets taken by pirates.
I wish for 5 strips of bacon.
Granted, but they're burnt to a crisp and unenjoyable.
I wish I had $20.
Greanted, but the money is locked in a safe, which is then thrown deep into the Atlantic Ocean.
I wish I had a beautiful and sexy and completely loyal servant girl/companion who'd stay by my side for all eternity. (What I really wish for is an uncorruptable wish, but wishing for that would be easy to corrupt)
Granted, but she has a penis.
I wish I could get a good control scheme going for Daggerfall.
Granted, but you break both your hands before you get to play it.
I wish I were a great programmer.
Granted, but you become stranded on a deserted island and can't use your programming skills.
I wish for three more wishes.
Granted, these 3 wishes are yours to grant to somebody else, you will get 3 more wishes until someone wishes for you to be free or wishes to take your place, until then here's a lamp for you to live in for the rest for your undying life, there's no air conditioning and no heater and you can't use magic while inside it, the lamp must be rubbed by hands for a good whole minute until you are released from it. I'm just gonna throw this lamp in the exact center of the garbage dump and you'll be set.
I wish I could fly!
*Resists making a Twisted Metal reference*
Granted, you can now fly 1 inch off the ground, really REALLY slowly.
I wish pirated games would actually work on the internet.
Granted, but only 2 people actually play it now, and they're both never online.
I wish I had more music.
Granted, but it's all on wax cylinders.
I wish that Sonic 2006 was good.
Granted, but then the creators die so every game afterward is even worse than the original 06.
I wish for Sonic Colors for Wii.
Granted, you now have a copy of Sonic Colors for your Wiiwii, aka your penis. It goes into the tip and you can play it in your mind. Corruption: It's very painful to put in.
I wish I had awesome super powers.
Granted: you have BACON VISION. But you're allergic to pork.
I wish time would stop.
Quote from: Neerb on November 10, 2010, 11:21:20 AM
Granted: you have BACON VISION. But you're allergic to pork.
I wish time would stop.
Granted; a giant blackhole from another dimension stops time in this dimension, but in the process, painfully slices your body into 1805 pieces, then locking you in a time loop where this repeats over and over ad nauseam and over ad infinitium forever for all time...but time has stopped so this never happens, causing a paradox which destroys the entire universe.
I wish I had FAIRY ODDPARENTS!
Granted.
(http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2010/08/fairly-odd-parents-live-action.jpg)
(http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/The-Fairly-OddParents-Movie.jpg)
I wish I had cake and could eat it too.
Quote from: Neerb on November 10, 2010, 12:49:08 PM
Granted.
(http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2010/08/fairly-odd-parents-live-action.jpg)
(http://www.nickutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/The-Fairly-OddParents-Movie.jpg)
I wish I had cake and could eat it too.
GEORGE COSTANZA AS COSMO WAT
Quote from: Neerb on November 10, 2010, 12:49:08 PM
I wish I had cake and could eat it too.
Granted, but the cake is poisoned.
I wish I had a muffin.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 10, 2010, 04:24:50 PM
GEORGE COSTANZA AS COSMO WAT
Hey Silver. Guess what?
[spoiler]ASSASSINATED (http://nsfcd.com/index.php?topic=36897.0), ninny. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitlel9hiod7i?from=Main.ThisIsForEmphasisBitch)[/spoiler]
Quote from: SkyMyl on November 10, 2010, 04:43:37 PM
Granted, but the cake is poisoned.
I wish I had a muffin.
Hey Silver. Guess what?
[spoiler]ASSASSINATED (http://nsfcd.com/index.php?topic=36897.0), ninny. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitlel9hiod7i?from=Main.ThisIsForEmphasisBitch)[/spoiler]
(ノ `Дยด)ノ ~┻━┻
Quote from: SkyMyl on November 10, 2010, 04:43:37 PM
Granted, but the cake is poisoned.
I wish I had a muffin.
Granted: You now have a prune and grapefruit muffin.
I wish people on MvC2 would stop being so cheap.
Granted but you're no longer allowed to access MvC2, ever.
I with this thread didn't die for the past 2 months.
Granted. You died in its place.
I wish I had a pet dragon
Granted but it kills you.
I wish I had a perfectly edible donut that won't harm me in any way.
Quote from: Kayollini Pomodoro on January 13, 2011, 02:11:52 PM
Granted but it kills you.
I wish I had a perfectly edible donut that won't harm me in any way.
Granted: worst donut ever.
I WISH THIS DOWNLOAD WOULD DOWNLOAD ALREADY! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Your wish is granted, ze. The download finished, but now your computer has malware on it.
I wish that insomnia didn't exist.
Quote from: Marisa on January 13, 2011, 09:06:09 PM
Your wish is granted, ze. The download finished, but now your computer has malware on it.
I wish that insomnia didn't exist.
Breaking the rules because: ME TOO ;_;
Eh. Granted but now you have chronic HYPERSOMNIA.
I wish apples were purple.
Another granted wish! However, the apples turn out to be poisonous as a result of their mutation.
I wish work was easier to find these days.
Granted, but your job is to balance a chair on your chin. ALL. DAY. LONG.
I wish I had something to eat.
Granted, but it's a live octopus.
I wish for a plant to land near me
Granted. But it's a mutant carnivorous plant that eats you
I wish I could live without you here~
Another curious wish granted, ze. In your newfound pride, knowing you can live without the comfort of another person, you rush to the nearest store to buy a Snickers bar as a reward of sorts. Suddenly, just when you're about to eat the Snickers bar, a shark crashes from whatever object was behind you, and chomps down on you, including the Snickers bar. Then he hops back to the ocean and life moves on, ze.
I wish that I had a bagel.
Granted. It's cold and stale and you have absolutely nothing to put on it. No cream cheese, no jam, no sandwich materials, nothing.
I wish for a double rainbow.
Granted. A double rainbow appears in the sky, but you miss it because at that very moment you are kidnapped and taken into a basement and beaten savagely.
I wish it was the 21st.
Granted. It's the 21st of March, and you slept for months, ze.
I wish for a dragon that breathed peppermints instead of fire.
Quote from: Marisa on January 15, 2011, 05:36:56 PM
Granted. It's the 21st of March, and you slept for months, ze.
I wish for a dragon that breathed peppermints instead of fire.
Granted but the dragon is the size of a blue whale and the peppermints are so big and heavy they'll kill you.
I wish for a sandwich.
Granted, but from now on whenever you eat a sandwich, you have to yell "MY MANWICH!" after every bite. Burgers count as sandwiches in this wish.
I wish I could have thought of a more creative and humorous wish than this.
Granted, but unfortunately you only thought of it, you didn't actually bother to type it.
I wish for lotsa spaghetti.
Granted. Turns out "Lotsa Spaghetti" is actually the name of a bomb that will kill you and your family (even if they're nowhere near you) in 6 seconds. Should've wished for lots of spaghetti instead.
I wish it was summer.
Granted, all the snow instantly melts, and floods the intercourse out of everything.
I wish everybody a happy belated new year!
Another wish granted by the lawyer genie, ze.
I wish that allergies didn't exist.
Granted, but other-worldy viruses are found and spreaded, contaminating only you for some reason. The symptoms are uneccessary extra limbs, nonstop sneezing, and itchy skin.
I wish for the ability to re-assemble objects to their original state without suffering mutations and changes.
Your wish has been fulfilled! You can now manipulate any kind of cheese in existence, ze.
I wish for more snow in my region for another day, but not to the point where everyone dies or suffers horribly.
Granted; it's not to the point where EVERYONE suffers horribly, it's just to the point where YOU suffer horribly. Enjoy hypothermia and pneumonia at the same time.
I wish I was a lobster.
Granted; you were delicious
I wish that all future wishes end with the wisher dying in a fire.
Granted! We all miraculously come back to life, seconds after being roasted every time.
I wish that space travel was a lot easier.
Granted, but it's SO easy that we sometimes just do it on accident, resulting in people spontaneously flying off into space to their deaths at random. And of course, everyone at NASA loses their jobs.
I wish for fish.
Granted; a tank of piranahs lands on top of you and traps you inside. You get scratched and start to bleed alot, and the piranahs enjoy you^-^
I wish to have the ability to live in my dreams like i do in life when i'll go to sleep and still wake-up
Granted. Too bad you're subconsciously an axe murderer. Every night, you go into a dream where you are murdered. By you.
I wish for more Nutty Bars. :(
you have more nutty bars but they are stuck inside of your penis
i wish for all of my games to be thrown into a fire
Granted, ze. Your games are thrown into a fire, respawn as ravenous beings, and attempt to kill you.
I wish for more cowbell.
Granted, but you have no space to work with it. Besides, you don't even have a prescription.
I wish for a million pennies.
Granted. they all spawn on top of you, crushing you to death.
I wish these Nutty Bars would not be in my penis. :(
Granted; now they are in your lungs. You suffocate to death and then your dead body is burnt and raped by angry cheerleaders.
I wish for another wish.
Granted, but the wish can only be used as a wish to be tortured to death.
I wish I had a letter.
Granted; the letter is "F", and it's on your final exam.
I wish I was immune to fire.
Granted, da ze~! You're double susceptible to cold now, and can't come into contact with anything remotely chilly, or you'll become a snowman.
I wish I could hold all these personalities, ze.
Granted, but they're extremely heavy.
I wish I could find the entire soundtrack to Budokai 3.
Granted, but all the speakers from which music that has entered your ears from break, all headphones that touch your ear explode, and you never get to hear the soundtrack.
I wish my lab wasn't today.
Granted. It is now Yesterday... but oh no! YOU MISSED IT! And now you have to make it up... today.
I wish I had $5 to spend on VVVVVV.
Those are six Vs, and V is the Roman Numeral for 5, and 5 times 6 is 30, and the thirtieth movie in the Walt Disney Animated Classics line is Beauty and the Beast. So, wish granted: you now have 5 dollars that can be used ONLY for the purchase of a Beauty and the Beast movie ticket, not that you'll ever find one of use since the movie came out in 1991.
I wish for the Mummy's Curse.
Quote from: Neerb on February 02, 2011, 09:51:31 PM
Those are six Vs, and V is the Roman Numeral for 5, and 5 times 6 is 30, and the thirtieth movie in the Walt Disney Animated Classics line is Beauty and the Beast. So, wish granted: you now have 5 dollars that can be used ONLY for the purchase of a Beauty and the Beast movie ticket, not that you'll ever find one of use since the movie came out in 1991.
I wish for the Mummy's Curse.
1. They recently re-released Beauty And the Beast in High Def or something, like it makes a difference. I only know because On Demand used to show 60 commercials per show, and there were only 2 different commercials, one of them being a Beauty and the Beast
*On Topic*
Granted, you are now an English Mom, your 2 kids call you "Mummy" and you have the curse of having to raise them all alone, they hate you and barely listen to a word you say and commit crimes and whatnot. The son is going to grow up to be a serial killer, your daughter grows up to be a serial rapist. They will likely start their crimes on you.
I wish there were no sexual diseases in the world.
Granted, all STD's are now viral. And common as hell.
I wish this pizza would get her already. >:[ I wish it wasn't Pizza Pit pizza.
Granted, but now they no longer exist.
I wish you made a wish.
Granted, but he didn't type it.
I wish for llamas to run wild and free on every continent without having any negative side-effects on the ecosystem.
Granted. This is accomplished by llamas making all humans extinct and taking their place in society. In fact, llama technology positively affects the environment.
I wish for pizza.
The pizza is now diamonds!
I wish this forum wasn't so Alice, ze.
Granted...
I wish I knew what that meant.
Granted, but you slowly go insaane as you keep thinking what Marisa could possibly mean and eventually throw yourself out a window, landing in a woodchipper in the process and still alive after going through it.
I wish for the communicator from the original power rangers to go to this event tommorow(teleportation powers included./ http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=191961557499738
Granted, but someone messed 'round with some time travel and the event seems to have never happened in the first place!
I still wish this forum wasn't so Alice, ze.
Quote from: Jhen Mohran on April 11, 2011, 03:23:06 PM
I still wish this forum wasn't so Alice, ze.
Quote from: Rayquarian on February 06, 2011, 05:20:20 PM
Granted...
I wish I knew what that meant.
I wish lime could all these I's.
Quote from: buttlord420 on August 14, 2016, 10:47:15 AM
[spoiler](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/511/523/10b.png)
Lime is
kinda holding all these I's.[/spoiler]
I wish we could relive NSFCD's Golden Age.
Granted, but you forget living them in the first place, so now you're here.
I wish for 3 more wishes.
Quote from: JrDude on August 17, 2016, 11:08:48 PM
Granted, but you forget living them in the first place, so now you're here.
I wish for 3 more wishes.
Granted, but you become a genie after the third wish.
[spoiler]
Quote from: Jhen Mohran on April 11, 2011, 03:23:06 PM
I still wish this forum wasn't so Alice, ze.
[/spoiler]
i wish to do nothing with my life except smoke weed
Quote from: buttlord420 on August 20, 2016, 08:25:18 PM
i wish to do nothing with my life except smoke weed
Granted, but there's crack in your weed.
I wish I could stop accidentially a Coca-Cola bottle.
Quote from: Max Headroom on August 14, 2016, 03:00:06 PM
[spoiler](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/511/523/10b.png)
Lime is kinda holding all these I's.[/spoiler]
I wish we could relive NSFCD's Golden Age.
NSFCD had a golden age?
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 20, 2017, 04:41:15 PM
NSFCD had a golden age?
No we had olden gauges.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/f9/07/fd/f907fda24a13418e23b3904700e60c92.jpg)
I wish I was coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Quote from: Max Headroom on August 14, 2016, 03:00:06 PM
I wish we could relive NSFCD's Golden Age.
Granted, except it was actually a cringefest and nothing like how it's remembered.
Quote from: JrDude on April 20, 2017, 10:57:41 PM
I wish I was coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
It seems like that should be a reference to something, but I don't know what it is.
I wish I got the reference.
Wish granted, but now you have cancer in the butt.
I wish this thread was less dead than now.
Quote from: JrDude on July 18, 2017, 12:37:43 AM
Wish granted, but now you have cancer in the butt.
I wish this thread was less dead than now.
Quote from: JrDude on July 18, 2017, 12:37:43 AM
Wish granted, but now you have cancer in the butt.
I wish this thread was less dead than now.
Granted, but the wishes are crappier than ever.
I wish I had
Quote from: Super on April 20, 2017, 05:36:56 PM
olden gauges.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/f9/07/fd/f907fda24a13418e23b3904700e60c92.jpg)
Quote from: Max Headroom on July 18, 2017, 01:32:00 AM
Granted, but the wishes are crappier than ever.
I wish I had
Granted, but your ears get intercourse ing ripped off.
I wish I could sleep.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 25, 2017, 08:01:02 PM
Granted, but your ears get intercourse ing ripped off.
I wish I could sleep.
Granted, but you stay asleep forever.
I wish I could stay awake.
Quote from: Max Headroom on July 25, 2017, 10:46:01 PM
Granted, but you stay asleep forever.
I wish I could stay awake.
Granted, but you can never sleep again.
I wish my mom were still alive. ;_;
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 27, 2017, 05:16:30 PM
Granted, but you can never sleep again.
I wish my mom were still alive. ;_;
jesus christ silver this isn't what your'e supposed to put here oh no
granted but you lose your right arm and left leg
i wish the new twin peaks didn't suck
Quote from: Custom on July 30, 2017, 10:51:05 PM
jesus christ silver this isn't what your'e supposed to put here oh no
granted but you lose your right arm and left leg
i wish the new twin peaks didn't suck
Granted, but now all you see when you watch it is static.
I wish I made more money at work.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 31, 2017, 04:32:35 PM
Granted, but now all you see when you watch it is static.
I wish I made more money at work.
Granted, but you end up being required by company policy to keep a photo of Trump eating two scoops of ice cream near your work area.
I wish Capcom would stop sucking its own cock
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 31, 2017, 04:32:35 PM
Granted, but now all you see when you watch it is static.
I wish I made more money at work.
sounds like the way the show already is hahahahahhaha you like tha tjoke
Quote from: Zero on July 31, 2017, 06:12:51 PM
Granted, but you end up being required by company policy to keep a photo of Trump eating two scoops of ice cream near your work area.
I wish Capcom would stop sucking its own cock
granted, capcom goes back to not poop but you'll never get a marvel vs capcom, street fighter, or megaman game again. however, you will get the greatest new addition to the Lost Planet franchise, which will revolutionize shooters and drive capcom to create this generation's cod4
i wish all major tournaments would drop sf5 and put third strike back in
Granted, but now you are a LOSER
I wish I actually knew what he said and wasn't confused.
Quote from: JrDude on November 28, 2017, 12:46:24 AM
Granted, but now you are a LOSER
I wish I actually knew what he said and wasn't confused.
that's okay i can still watch the majors and have a good time
you now have extensive knowledge on the fgc/fighting games but by gaining this you have become a huge smelly loser neet who cries about nitroplus blasterz not being at enough tournaments and you will never have a job again
i wish nsfcd would stay up forever
Quote from: Custom on December 02, 2017, 12:17:35 PM
that's okay i can still watch the majors and have a good time
you now have extensive knowledge on the fgc/fighting games but by gaining this you have become a huge smelly loser neet who cries about nitroplus blasterz not being at enough tournaments and you will never have a job again
i wish nsfcd would stay up forever
granted but nobody ever posts
lol oh wait
I wish we had
and [spoiler] again
Quote from: Max Headroom on September 22, 2018, 03:55:01 AMI wish we had and [spoiler] again
Granted. But the letter o is now banned from life.
I wish for another wish.
Quote from: JrDude on September 24, 2018, 11:00:26 PMGranted. But the letter o is now banned from life.
I wish for another wish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h6cFsx_7dU
I wish we could just embed Youtube videos =/
Quote from: Max Headroom on September 24, 2018, 11:09:32 PM
I wish we could just embed Youtube videos =/
but you can
lmao nevermind, that seems to be broken
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on September 29, 2018, 04:45:41 PMbut you can
lmao nevermind, that seems to be broken
granted, but the site screws it up anyways.
I wish vaatix would fix clu in discord.
im too newb to corrupt that wish....sorry :undecided:
i wish i wasn't sucha newb so i could ruin that wish