You might be a redneck if....

[Macawmoses]

....you just sat at an event waiting for a cow to poop for two hours. For a charity I bought tickets, and picked which square I thought the cow would crap on....I lost ten bucks, but I have memories. Any redneck things happenin` by you?

[Spam]

I used duck tape to fix my SNES, I live on a farm, and a goat crap on my leg before and I sniffed it.

[Redpaige13]

We had Nascar in town a few months ago. 

I hated every intercourse ing bit of it.  Fucking redneck tourists. )<

[HTA!]

Uhhhh...

No :O

[sonicdude164]

Umm.. no. Never.

[Mario64]

Well lets see

I fixed barbwire fences

I sometimes walk around barefooted with a rusted machete in hand

and my house is enclosed in a cow pasture

I just might be a redneck... :B

[Lotos]

I'm trying to think...  Probably once or twice.  I'll edit this post if I think of something.

[Miiman56]

No,..No,...OH HELLokitty NO :O

[ChaosEmeralds7]

(this is a joke; I didn't do either of these:)

You might be a redneck if...

You go to family reunions to meet girls.

Your family tree is a circle.

=P

[Lotos]

(this is a joke; I didn't do either of these:)

You might be a redneck if...

You go to family reunions to meet girls.

Your family tree is a circle.

=P

You have a mobile home and 14 cars that aren't.

[Nayrman]

Funniest thing...
one time at work we were telling redneck jokes, when one of my co-workers named Marianne (Mary + Anne) told her redneck joke:
"U know you're a redneck if you have two first names!"
We all looked at her like..."Mary....Anne?" and then we all started laughing except for her

[Zovistograt]

I went to some D.I.R.T. races.  Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.

[Macawmoses]

I went to some D.I.R.T. races.  Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.

sounds fun.

[Lotos]

I went to some D.I.R.T. races.  Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.

sounds fun.

I'd go to see that.

[Tupin]

I went to some D.I.R.T. races.  Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.

sounds fun.

I'd go to see that.

Is it rally racing or something?