You might be a redneck if....

[Lotos]

I went to some D.I.R.T. races.  Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.

sounds fun.

I'd go to see that.

Is it rally racing or something?

I dunno, but if there's a possibility of destruction, I'm in.

[LinkXLR]

There was a drunk hick on our server a while ago.

It was hilarious.

[Kilroy]

i aint no heeck

Anyway, I really don't do anything redneck-y. I'm a nerd that plays Warcraft all day.

[The Seventh]

My dad watches Nascar on T.V., and I've gone hunting with some people that live in a rural area.

Yeeah... I might have done some other things like that too, such as watching Blue Collar T.V. once in a blue moon.

Hmmm... maybe I'm 1/8^th redneck or something.  Heh...

Oh, and I've also seen figure 8 races.  Those are far better than Nascar.  They use old junk cars and race then around a dirt track and there's a large risk of crashes.  And some cars make a s***load of noise.  Meh, I perfer actually racing.  That's why at one time me and my father went into a Nascar race sim. (that actually jumps and jostles realistically), and my it was pretty awesome.

Okay, I admit, maybe I got a fair amount of redneck in me.  It's just that you probably wouldn't know it by the way I dress or act most of the time.  Or the way I look.

[Matt]

My friends neighbor looks like Larry The Cable Guy if he wears a plaid shirt with the sleeves cut off... closest thing resembling to a redneck that I have seen.

[Dark Dragon]

I think I am a redneck.

Because I used Med tape so I can tape up my book.

It not as sticky as duct tape. (I could not find duct tape at my house)

[Smashin]

I went to some D.I.R.T. races.  Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.

Oh God, I went to one of those once. It was pretty cool once you got used to being pelted with dirt. =D

Anyway, for me. I had a fish lay eggs on me the other day.

[extraz]

I beginning to get a mullet.

[Shujinco2]

I was at a neighbor's new pool one day, but he just got it and he didn't have an innertube, so he used a bike tire.

Didn't work. :(

[Kilroy]

Oh, I thought of something.

I admire my cousin(s), but not like "LAWL IMMA RAEP U K", I just think they look... good >_>;

[FruitFlow]

Nope. Not at all.

[Riosan]

Oh, I thought of something.

I admire my cousin(s), but not like "LAWL IMMA RAEP U K", I just think they look... good >_>;

You're a redneck.

[Zovistograt]

I went to some D.I.R.T. races.  Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.

sounds fun.

I'd go to see that.

Is it rally racing or something?

I dunno, but if there's a possibility of destruction, I'm in.

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