Your parents find out everything you do on the internet.

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My mom probably wouldn't care that much although I'm sure she wouldn't like this place or boyah. But I do like to keep my internet seperate from my real life. I really don't like it when they start mixing together.

[えっちーせんぱい]

Erm... I don't do that much online.

Here: This place is bad?
Bluexoon: Lol StepMania community
Wikipedia: Some of the articles I look up can be weird
Various Torrent Sites: My uncle might get mad because I download stuff
KonaChan: Some of those pictures are bad~
..another site I won't say :3 : Yeah I dunno what they'd do about that one, my aunt would probably flip, my uncle would find me beyond weird.

[Macawmoses]

What's worse is that you guys are assuming we aren't rapists.

[えっちーせんぱい]

What's worse is that you guys are assuming we aren't rapists.

I'm not here enough to see the bad sides; nor do I want to.

[Redpaige13]

My dad would probably shake his head and laugh.

My step-mom would laugh, and maybe give me a high five.

Mom would beat me with a Bible. xD

[Lotos]

What's worse is that you guys are assuming we aren't rapists.

You probably aren't.  I'm not too sure of SK, Riosan, Totla, and PY.

[Syncopathic]

4Chan: OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK. BOY YOU NEED THERAPY, AND NO MORE INTERNET.
Chat & IRC: THEY'RE ALL RAPISTS.
Anime: what the poop is this?

tl:dr I'm intercourse ed.

[britneymahboy]

Oh my intercourse ing God.

Oh. My. Fucking. God. DO NOT GO THERE ;-;

Let's see. Porn. They know that I look at porn, but they'd probably pass out when they found out how much I have.
My mom hates any online community. She thinks you're all rapists coming to get her little baby D: My dad doesn't mind so much that I go to forums and use IRC etc. But, he does normally say "You know, your mother doesn't like that."
They also know that I pirate things. My mom thinks that it's cool >_>
4chan would make my dad burst out laughing, my mom would probably die of horror.
Aaaaand that's about it.

She must be delusional to think that your fatass is in any way little.

[ThePowerOfOne]

What's worse is that you guys are assuming we aren't rapists.

You probably aren't.  I'm not too sure of SK, Riosan, Totla, and PY.

What about FH?

[bluaki]

• Firstly, I don't think my mom would react very well to me being a tranny. Perhaps blame herself or my lack of having a father. She might also be a little surprised that I'm not actually gay. The reaction wouldn't be all that bad, since I don't have a father and my mom isn't religious.
  
• She'd also be surprised that I'm actually communicating with real people, though I don't know most of them irl. She would be surprised that three of the people I chat with on the computer are people I actually am friends with in real life, as she thinks I only have one friend and really wants me to get more.
  
• My mom would be mad that I waste so much time doing this worthless stuff when I don't finish all of my schoolwork. Like, really mad, as in this one reason will be the most likely one to have her take the computer away.
  
• Some of the animes I watch she would see as too creepy for me to watch. Most notably with Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, and Welcome to the N.H.K.
  
• She probably would misinterpret some kinds of humor, but in what way I don't know.
  
• Various things, like animes or pictures, might make her falsely believe I'm a pervert or something like that.
  
• I have no idea how she would think of any of the sexual-related discussion in IRC or whatever.
  
• She wouldn't care about piracy. She's more of the kind to break lots of little rules and laws that she can't get caught for than I am.
  

  
  My mom hates any online community. She thinks you're all rapists coming to get her little baby D:
  

  This too. Not sure how strong of a reaction it'd be, though.
  
  On this note, my mom once saw a single post I made at NS2 before ^____^ (in like October or so I think)
  It was just a stupid thread asking "Would you hug this?" with a picture of Pikachu's final smash (the electric ball thing) and my reply was something like "I wouldn't want to kill myself, so no". She thought I was suicidal then forgot about it by the next day as far as I know.
  She got on the computer when I went to just get myself something to drink. Since then, I've made sure to lock session and show the user selection screen every time I leave my room for at least five seconds.

[CriticalDesign]

>> "I wouldn't want to kill myself, so no".

>>She thought I was suicidal...

wat

[The Seventh]

They wouldn't mind.  All the places I go to they wouldn't object to.

They might get a little worried if they dig through the bowels of NSF, however...

They would be mad when they found out how often I curse.

They'd be mad when they find out how much I acutally say intercourse ...

Oh, god.  I'd be dead when they find that.