Your most perverted moment?

[Insane Asylum]

I've stuck my penis into so many objects that you'd be hard-pressed (lol hard) to find something in my house I haven't put it in.

even a blender?

Or a pencil Sharpener?

It has to be a pretty big pencil sharpener.

How the hell is 2mm diameter big?

It's not.  I need one that can sharpen something more than 2 inches in diameter.

We're talking about YOU, not a strap on.

Just because you have a tiny pecker doesn't mean everyone else does.

[Mystic]

I've stuck my penis into so many objects that you'd be hard-pressed (lol hard) to find something in my house I haven't put it in.

even a blender?

Or a pencil Sharpener?

It has to be a pretty big pencil sharpener.

How the hell is 2mm diameter big?

It's not.  I need one that can sharpen something more than 2 inches in diameter.

We're talking about YOU, not a strap on.

Just because you have a tiny pecker doesn't mean everyone else does.

Tiny? I disagree.

Bigger than yours.

[Joe Kid]

I've stuck my penis into so many objects that you'd be hard-pressed (lol hard) to find something in my house I haven't put it in.

even a blender?

Or a pencil Sharpener?

It has to be a pretty big pencil sharpener.

How the hell is 2mm diameter big?

It's not.  I need one that can sharpen something more than 2 inches in diameter.

We're talking about YOU, not a strap on.

Just because you have a tiny pecker doesn't mean everyone else does.

Well you don't have to go bragging. "OMG I have a huge penis". We don't want to hear about how big your intercourse ing penis is.

[LegacyStrike]

Today I got caught staring at a girl WITHOUT panties....then again she was right in front of me...my girlfriend was mad.... :(

awww oh so lucky. Well, what happened with the GF?

she didnt care TOO much...but I DID get lectured

did you take notes? Or will you fail the class and do it again the next day lol?

no...my GF caught me and lectured me...but in class I had other things on my mind then notes

Yes, how you were going to get rid of that boner.

[JMV]

And now I see why discussing the penis wasn't allowed at NSider...

[LegacyStrike]

And now I see why discussing the penis wasn't allowed at NSider...

Did you really need a topic to tell you that?

[Mystic]

And now I see why discussing the penis wasn't allowed at NSider...

12 year olds who think they are the size of an elephant?

[Joe Kid]

And now I see why discussing the penis wasn't allowed at NSider...

It's about time.

[LegacyStrike]

And now I see why discussing the penis wasn't allowed at NSider...

12 year olds who think they are the size of an elephant?

*Rawr*

[NOA_ANDY]

Locked for several reasons....a few which I'd rather not mention.  :-X