Hi! This is wiiboychris interview topic! I'm going to interview the characters of SSBB and some no confirmed! You can decide who I shall interview! And I going to make it funny! So, select one please!
I may sound like a broken record, but interview an Animal Crosser. (like the one in my sig)
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 04, 2007, 05:32:25 PM
I may sound like a broken record, but interview an Animal Crosser. (like the one in my sig)
[/quoteTom Nook?
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 04, 2007, 05:45:40 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 04, 2007, 05:32:25 PM
I may sound like a broken record, but interview an Animal Crosser. (like the one in my sig)
[/quoteTom Nook?
Sure, just do Tom Nook. Not your Tom Nook, the real one who has always wanted to make his fighting comeback. ;)
Do an interview with Link.
Or Eggplant Wizard.
Ok, ok, so who?
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 04, 2007, 06:03:17 PM
Ok, ok, so who?
Tom Nook. The one who wants to have his fighting career back. ::)
Ok, wait 3 minutes please......
Cause I eating!
Welcome to Chris interviews! Today we have a special guest who is currently in the background of Smash village, give claps to Tom Nook!
Tom Nook: Thank you, thank you!
Chris: Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and please answer correctly.
Tom Nook: Okay, I'm ready.
Chris: Here is the first, do you really want to become a smasher?
Tom Nook: Hell no! I need a shop to run! Timmy and Tommy are too reckless without me!
Chris: Ok, I heard you stealed the Smash Mansion, is that true? And also you humiliated the smashers and making them complete lunatics and you gived them cheap upgrades, is that really true?
Tom Nook: What? No! That was my cousin Tem Nook, he is always stealing things for his own purposes!
Chris: (wow, he has a family, duh!) moving on, How many stores do you have?
Tom Nook: 2............hundreds.
Chris: TWO HUNDREDS! WHY?
Tom Nook: Well, I have one store in a village, then in another, but the great error was...................
flashback
Tom Nook: This place is great! The smash village is a great place for open a shop!
(Suddenly, a big turtle dinosaur uses a flashy ball, then it grows to a godzilla like, and then destroys the shop with one foot, luckily for Tom Nook, he was outside)
Tom Nook:...........................is not really big deal, I can do another!
(Tom Nook was reconstructing the shop again, but every time is was completed, it was destroyed by either fireblastes, psychic powers, bombs, a "pink ball that suctioned it", another godzilla which caused earthquakes and a Tank that were supposed to be in a useless intergalactic war that falled above the shop, and then repeating all the process again)
End flashback
Tom Nook: DID YOU IMAGINED HOW MUCH BELLS COSTED ME BY EVERY SHOP? I SPENDED IT ALL! LIKE 900,000,000,000,000 BELLS!
Chris: Oh, sorry for that...............Hey, wait a minute! The game didn't come out and the shop was destroyed 197 times? How is that posible?
Tom Nook: Training sesions, characters work outs.
Chris:.......................ok, that is understadable.
Tom Nook: Ok, we are done yet?
Chris: Eh, no, only one more question, if you were going to be a smasher, how you will react?
Tom Nook:..................................I'M GOING TO USE MY POWERS TO EITHER SUE OR PUNISH SAKURAI FOR DESTROYING MY ******* SHOP! THEN I WILL **** ALL THE SMASHERS AND ALSO SUE THEM!
Chris: OK, OK! I UNDERSTAND! You can leave now.
Tom Nook: Ok, thanks!
Chris: So that's the show for now! Next time will be interview another character! Good night everyone!
Announcer: The interview time was broadcasting to you by Smash ball inc! Were a ball can be enough for the destroy pleasure of the client!
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 04, 2007, 06:53:33 PM
Welcome to Chris interviews! Today we have a special guest who is currently in the background of Smash village, give claps to Tom Nook!
Tom Nook: Thank you, thank you!
Chris: Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and please answer correctly.
Tom Nook: Okay, I'm ready.
Chris: Here is the first, do you really want to become a smasher?
Tom Nook: Hell no! I need a shop to run! Timmy and Tommy are too reckless without me!
Chris: Ok, I heard you stealed the Smash Mansion, is that true? And also you humiliated the smashers and making them complete lunatics and you gived them cheap upgrades, is that really true?
Tom Nook: What? No! That was my cousin Tem Nook, he is always stealing things for his own purposes!
Chris: (wow, he has a family, duh!) moving on, How many stores do you have?
Tom Nook: 2............hundreds.
Chris: TWO HUNDREDS! WHY?
Tom Nook: Well, I have one store in a village, then in another, but the great error was...................
flashback
Tom Nook: This place is great! The smash village is a great place for open a shop!
(Suddenly, a big turtle dinosaur uses a flashy ball, then it grows to a godzilla like, and then destroys the shop with one foot, luckily for Tom Nook, he was outside)
Tom Nook:...........................is not really big deal, I can do another!
(Tom Nook was reconstructing the shop again, but every time is was completed, it was destroyed by either fireblastes, psychic powers, bombs, a "pink ball that suctioned it", another godzilla which caused earthquakes and a Tank that were supposed to be in a useless intergalactic war that falled above the shop, and then repeating all the process again)
End flashback
Tom Nook: DID YOU IMAGINED HOW MUCH BELLS COSTED ME BY EVERY SHOP? I SPENDED IT ALL! LIKE 900,000,000,000,000 BELLS!
Chris: Oh, sorry for that...............Hey, wait a minute! The game didn't come out and the shop was destroyed 197 times? How is that posible?
Tom Nook: Traning sesions, characters work outs.
Chris:.......................ok, that is understadable.
Tom Nook: Ok, we are done yet?
Chris: Eh, no, only one more question, if you were going to be a smasher, how you will react?
Tom Nook:..................................I'M GOING TO USE MY POWERS TO EITHER SUE OR PUNISH SAKURAI FOR DESTROYING MY ******* SHOP! THEN I WILL **** ALL THE SMASHERS AND ALSO SUE THEM!
Chris: OK, OK! I UNDERSTAND! You can leave now.
Tom Nook: Ok, thanks!
Chris: So that's the show for now! Next time will be interview another character! Good night everyone!
Announcer: The interview time was broadcasting to you by Smash ball inc! Were a ball can be enough for the destroy pleasure of the client!
He certainly is a ball of energy.... But your Nook must be different from my Nook. My Nook loves money, but secretly wishes he could ditch it all and go back to fighting. :-\
Ok, so who is next for you?
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 04, 2007, 06:58:42 PM
Ok, so who is next for you?
The Animal Crosser. The one who isn't at the stage, the one that is wondering how he should fight. :P
Eh, that IS going to be hard for me. But I give it a shot!
Just one question, the animal crosser can talk?
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 04, 2007, 07:32:17 PM
Just one question, the animal crosser can talk?
He can. He just chooses not to. ::)
Welcome to another interview show! Now this person is coming from Animal crossing, give claps to the Animal Crosser!
AC:..........(Waves to the audience)
Chris: Ok, I'm gonna ask you some questions about SSBB, you gotaa answer them sincerely, ok?
AC: (Nods)
Chris:................now the first question, you have a name besides that?
AC: (Respond with no)
Chris: Are you willing to participate in SSBB?
AC: (Nods)
Chris: How?
AC:......................
Chris: Ok, you can take your time.
1 month later.
Chris: DAMMIT! WHY DO YOU CAN'T TALK?
AC:..............
Chris:..........I think you can leave now.
AC: (Smiles and walks towards the exit)
Chris: I don't think they pay me too much. (slaps his head)
Announcer: The interview show was broadcasted for you by Sun down and up! The product that almost is used in all cartoons that speed ups the time!
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 04, 2007, 07:50:10 PM
Welcome to another interview show! Now this person is coming from Animal crossing, give claps to the Animal Crosser!
AC:..........(Waves to the audience)
Chris: Ok, I'm gonna ask you some questions about SSBB, you gotaa answer them sincerely, ok?
AC: (Nods)
Chris:................now the first question, you have a name besides that?
AC: (Respond with no)
Chris: Are you willing to participate in SSBB?
AC: (Nods)
Chris: How?
AC:......................
Chris: Ok, you can take your time.
1 month later.
Chris: DAMMIT! WHY DO YOU CAN'T TALK?
AC:..............
Chris:..........I think you can leave now.
AC: (Smiles and walks towards the exit)
Chris: I don't think they pay me too much. (slaps his head)
Announcer: The interview show was broadcasted for you by Sun down and up! The product that almost is used in all cartoons that speed ups the time!
Yeah, they only talk in the movie. And even then, it's in Japanese. :D
Oo, do the mail guy from ledgend of zelda: twilight princess! u know, the guy in short shorts...that ought to be funny!
Ok! :D
Welcome to another episode of the interview show with Chris! Today we have another guest to the show! Clap to the mail guy from Hyrule!
Audience claps with excitement, but he doesn't appear.
Chris: Where is he?
Announcer: I don't know! He was supposed to be here!
Chris: Hmmmmm..................(a cartoon bulb pops above Chris head) I know!
(He keeps quiet for a moment and then)
Chris: I ALREADY INVESTIGATED A VERY HARD DUNGEON AND I STILL ALIVE! I'M HEADING TO HYRULE CASTLE!
(Suddenly, a man with rare clothes and a flag appear in the studio!)
Mail guy: MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
Chris: Gotcha! Now I need to ask you some questio-
(Before Chris was about to end his words, the mail guy gives him a letter)
Chris: For me? Thanks!
Mail guy: Ok, see ya around! (Runs away from the studio)
Chris: Ok, what is inside this?
(Chris read the letter)
Dear Chris.
I want to be the next person in the interview! But you need to guess who I am first! Good luck!
PS. Meanwhile you guess me, I'm going to eat Ramen at Ichiraku Ramen shop and hangout with a pervy sage!
Chris:......................Mr Bean?!
Announcer: This show is broadcasted for you by Hyrule post office! Where you need to guess where the hell is their offices!
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 04, 2007, 08:47:55 PM
Welcome to another episode of the interview show with Chris! Today we have another guest to the show! Clap to the mail guy from Hyrule!
Audience claps with excitement, but he doesn't appear.
Chris: Where is he?
Announcer: I don't know! He was supposed to be here!
Chris: Hmmmmm..................(a cartoon bulb pops above Chris head) I know!
haha! dats "right on" man!!! :D
(He keeps quiet for a moment and then)
Chris: I ALREADY INVESTIGATED A VERY HARD DUNGEON AND I STILL ALIVE! I'M HEADING TO HYRULE CASTLE!
(Suddenly, a man with rare clothes and a flag appear in the studio!)
Mail guy: MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
Chris: Gotcha! Now I need to ask you some questio-
(Before Chris was about to end his words, the mail guy gives him a letter)
Chris: For me? Thanks!
Mail guy: Ok, see ya around! (Runs away from the studio)
Chris: Ok, what is inside this?
(Chris read the letter)
Dear Chris.
I want to be the next person in the interview! But you need to guess who I am first! Good luck!
PS. Meanwhile you guess me, I'm going to eat Ramen at Ichiraku Ramen shop and hangout with a pervy sage!
Chris:......................Mr Bean?!
Announcer: This show is broadcasted for you by Hyrule post office! Where you need to guess where the hell is their offices!
okay, next do hunter ghor from metroid prime 3!!!
Ghor is the mechanical one right?
ya, hes my favorite too!
Welcome to another show of interview with Chris! Now for the next guest is the cience lover hunter Ghor!
Ghor: This is really a pleasure, thanks.
Chris: Ok, the only thing you need to do here is answer me some questions that I about to tell you, you are ready?
Ghor: Right.
Chris: Ok, first question, do you like Samus?
Ghor: Eh..............well...............she isn't my type, that's for sure.
Chris: (I guees some machines can't love) Ok, if you going to be a smasher, do you want to participate?
Ghor: If my purposes need to, then yes.
Chris: Ok, but don't you think is a little unfair use that big machine of yours in battle againts all of the smashers?
Ghor: That is a question hard to ask, then I need to remodell my machine for little but acceptable combat.
Chris: Hm, I see, ok, final question, how did you manage to live?
Ghor:...(He runned out of energy)
Chris: Ghor?
(Suddenly, Master Chiefs like guys from the federation arrives and take Ghor to his headquarters)
Chris: Guess he needs Duracell batteries.
Announcer: This show was broadcasted to you by Duracell! Batteries that really last long for any control or virtual game!
haha, dats good!
Ok, who is next?
aw crap wiiboychris, my real wii# is 7525-7253-60877112, the one i gave u in the other thread was my freinds wii# and i wrote it down and thought it was mine.
Quote from: thunderhero on November 04, 2007, 09:31:31 PM
aw crap wiiboychris, my real wii# is 7525-7253-60877112, the one i gave u in the other thread was my freinds wii# and i wrote it down and thought it was mine.
Is that your really code? Cause I don't added you yet. :P
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 04, 2007, 09:40:48 PM
Quote from: thunderhero on November 04, 2007, 09:31:31 PM
aw crap wiiboychris, my real wii# is 7525-7253-60877112, the one i gave u in the other thread was my freinds wii# and i wrote it down and thought it was mine.
Is that your really code? Cause I don't added you yet. :P
yeah dats my real code, o and there is supposed to be a slash between the last 4 numbers and so on. o and lets see dat Vector interview!! ;D
Ok, Also I have a fan fic in My opera.com, where my username is the same as here, the fan fic is about Team chaotix adventure in Naruto world! Join there please!
Welcome to another episode of interview show with Chris! Now we have a special guest for this show! Applaud to Vector the crocodile!
Vector: You know you want me! I know!
Chris: Ok, Vector I'm going to ask you some questions and I need you to answerthen sincerely, are you ready?
Vector: You bet!
Chris: Ok, first question, what is your opinion of Sonic in SSBB?
Vector: His big ego made it to here? Wow, people need to think more!
Chris: Eh, yes, if you were in Brawl, you were going to accept the invitation?
Vector: Of course! The Chaotix Detedtive Aggency needs more publicity!
Chris: Why?
Vector: Because only Cream mother was the only customer who were using our time! We even named here customer of the year!
Chris: Ok, final question, if Charmy and Espio were here in this studio and also were invited to Brawl, how do you react?
Vector:.....................they...only need me for Brawl! Who wants to add Charmy and Espio?
Seriously, Charmy will defeat all of us by making something explode! And Espio is always meditating or sleeping! He snores more badly that Sonic!
Charmy: WHO DID YOU CALL IDIOT?!
Espio: I NEVER SNORE, YOU BIG DORK!
Chris: You three are not going to fight here right?
Vector, Charmy and Espio: GOOD IDEA! LET'S FIGHT HERE!
(Then a cartoon smoke appeared were once before was studio)
Chris: OH GOD, HELP ME!!!!!!!
Announcer: This show was broadcasted to you by Chaotix Detectiv Aggency! Were the results of what you want can be totally different!
ya, dats still right on, lol
Then, who is next for the interview?
hmm, not to steal your spotlight, but i wanna try my hand at an interview. is it ok with u?
hmmmm...........ok, as long as you and the announcer and the opening! ;)
Welcome to the interview show where we interview characters and their thoughts about super smash bros. brawl. today, Charmy joins us from wherever he came!
Thunderhero: I hear you might be getting a spot in the game what are your thoughts?
Charmy: well i...IS THAT CANDY???!!!
Thunder: why yes it is...
*i reach for a starburst out of a bowl of candy next to me*
Charmy: c-can i have a piece?
Thunder: sorry its mine :P
*charmy begins to cry like crazy*
Thunder: ack! alright you can have a piece!!
Charmy: ok!
*charmy stops crying instantly, as if he were faking it*
Vector from behind stage: Charmy!!! Youd better behave yourself!!! Do you realize how much it costed me to get you on this show!!!???
Charmy: Look who's talking!!
Vector: what did u just say!!!
Thunder: umm whos that?
Charmy: oh hes just my possey...
Vector: Thats it!!
*vector storms on-stage*
Vector: Youre coming with me!!
*vector grabs charmy, charmy squirms free. they were about to get into a fight until...*
Thunder: so nice that you could come! ;D
*charmy then whispers something in vectors ear, they turn toward me. shake hands,and let loose a wickid smile*
Thunder: w-wait a minute!!
*vector cracks his knuckles, and I get pwned on national TV by a bee and a crocodile :-\*
*espio was asleep the whole time (figures)*
Anouncer guy: well this has been another great show, we will see you tomorrow, or until Thunderhero gets back from the hospital...
..........ok, I think I need to return to the show while thunderhero is in the hospital......... :D
haha! ok! :D
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 05, 2007, 05:12:56 PM
..........ok, I think I need to return to the show while thunderhero is in the hospital......... :D
so did u like it, or am i just not born to make interviews?! ;D
Quote from: thunderhero on November 05, 2007, 05:20:50 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 05, 2007, 05:12:56 PM
..........ok, I think I need to return to the show while thunderhero is in the hospital......... :D
so did u like it, or am i just not born to make interviews?! ;D
You're good! But I don't understand why you are still here, it is supposed you need to stay in the hospital?
;Doh, no problem there! im going online from the internet channel on the wii from my hospital bed!
Espio next, please.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on November 05, 2007, 06:37:26 PM
Espio next, please.
ya, i cant, im in a hospital. youre going to have to wait for chris, lol!
Welcome to another show of interview with Chris! Unfortunaly, thunderhero is in the hospital due Charmy's fight, and now Chris is back! This time, our guest is another member of Chaotix, give claps to Espio!
Espio:.............
Chris: So, how are Charmy and Vector in the hospital?
Espio: Well........
Flashback
Charmy: (Munching Vector flan)
Vector: HEY! THAT'S MINE YOU THIEF!
(Starts fighting yet again)
Chris: (sighs) Ok, you already know the rules right?
Espio: Yes.
Chris: Ok, what do you think of Sonic being in Brawl?
Espio: I think they should add all of us there, because that way will be more interesting.
(People in the audience gets amazed)
Chris: Wow, you're right! Ok, did you have any relation to Naruto or Sheena clan?
Espio: I only train on my own, and I doesn't know who the heck is Sheena.
(Someone in the audience throws a shuriken at Espio, but Espio catches the Shuriken, and the person says, darn!)
Chris: NO FIGHTING HERE!.........Ok, last question, do you like Ramen?
Espio: Hell no! Is the most bad food for ninjas!
??????: HEY! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Espio: Yes, it is.
Chris: Ok, thanks for the interview Espio!
Espio: You are welcom-
(Suddenly, hundreds of Kunai and shuriken damage Espio, maybe those 2 persons were the ones who throw them)
Chris: (Uses cell phone) Another victim! Eh, I mean, character is damaged!
Announcer: This show was broadcasted for you by Fujibayashi clan school! Learn to become a ninja, a summoner, and a talented clumsy person who falls in holes!
A ninja in purple clothes: HEY! THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
lol, that was da most ridiculous one yet! niiice, the more ridiculous, the better! it looks like the hospital is almost packed. o and if u dont bring me flowers, I WILL KILL YOU! lol
TOAD!
And I mean the Toad in Super Mario Bros. 2
::)
Quote from: Java_Java on November 05, 2007, 08:04:51 PM
TOAD!
And I mean the Toad in Super Mario Bros. 2
::)
Eh.......................................isn't he a "human weapon" for Peach?
Quote from: Java_Java on November 05, 2007, 08:04:51 PM
TOAD!
And I mean the Toad in Super Mario Bros. 2
::)
Ack! he never even talked...
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 05, 2007, 08:17:05 PM
Quote from: thunderhero on November 05, 2007, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 05, 2007, 08:04:51 PM
TOAD!
And I mean the Toad in Super Mario Bros. 2
::)
Ack! he never even talked...
He CAN talk.
i suppose if u had him talk. i did the same thing with a whole fan-fic novel of mr. game and watch, where i assumed he could talk. same with kirby!
Quote from: thunderhero on November 05, 2007, 08:23:51 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 05, 2007, 08:17:05 PM
Quote from: thunderhero on November 05, 2007, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 05, 2007, 08:04:51 PM
TOAD!
And I mean the Toad in Super Mario Bros. 2
::)
Ack! he never even talked...
He CAN talk.
i suppose if u had him talk. i did the same thing with a whole fan-fic novel of mr. game and watch, where i assumed he could talk. same with kirby!
He's said several words.
Mario isn't much of a speaker either...
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 05, 2007, 08:08:17 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 05, 2007, 08:04:51 PM
TOAD!
And I mean the Toad in Super Mario Bros. 2
::)
Eh.......................................isn't he a "human weapon" for Peach?
Isn't Tom Nook in the background of Smashville. ::)
Quote from: Java_Java on November 05, 2007, 08:27:10 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 05, 2007, 08:08:17 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 05, 2007, 08:04:51 PM
TOAD!
And I mean the Toad in Super Mario Bros. 2
::)
Eh.......................................isn't he a "human weapon" for Peach?
Isn't Tom Nook in the background of Smashville. ::)
ya, actually...
Quote from: Java_Java on November 05, 2007, 08:26:24 PM
Quote from: thunderhero on November 05, 2007, 08:23:51 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 05, 2007, 08:17:05 PM
Quote from: thunderhero on November 05, 2007, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 05, 2007, 08:04:51 PM
TOAD!
And I mean the Toad in Super Mario Bros. 2
::)
Ack! he never even talked...
He CAN talk.
i suppose if u had him talk. i did the same thing with a whole fan-fic novel of mr. game and watch, where i assumed he could talk. same with kirby!
He's said several words.
Mario isn't much of a speaker either...
true dat...
Welcome to another episode of the interview show with Chris! Today we have a currently Brawler in the game, give claps to Meta Knight!
Meta Knight: It is a pleasure.
Chris: Ok, I'm going to ask some questions and I need you to answer them sincerely, okay?
Meta Knight: Tell me what you want.
Chris: First question, what is behind your mask?
Meta Knight: My face. Duh.
Chris: (That was a dumb question, I know) Next question, do you think it was agood idea to King DeDeDe to be in Brawl?
Meta Knight: I think not, because he is such a idiot.
Chris: (In some ways, he is right, in MANY ways) Ok, last question, I heard the Galaxia sword is from the same material of the Master sword, then that means Link can use it too?
Meta Knight: Of course not.
(Link enters the studio)
Link: Meta Knight, I was right, praticing with your sword in the same as using my sword, here, take your sword back.
Meta Knight:..................idiot.
Chris:..................
Audience:...............
God:...................
God mother:....................
Announcer: Thanks for sintonice our show, this show was broadcasted for you by Warp Star aerolines! Where you can travel to any place with a explosve crash!
lol, i think your better off choosing who YOU want to interview... ;)
Nobody asked for one, so I go ahead.
could ya do Lucario?
Quote from: Avion-Finch on November 06, 2007, 08:01:05 PM
could ya do Lucario?
NOW THAT IS A GOOD IDEA! But my little brother is using my computer right now.
then this is a job for...THUNDERHEROOO!
hello this is another episode of the thunderhero interview show. today we have lucario, give claps to him and what not...
Thunder: so i hear u might get a spot in brawl.
Lucario: yeah. i suppose that would be ok
Thunder: Ok? Youd be awesome in it!
*the crowd goes freakin crazy*
Lucario: thank you youre too kind...
Thunder: i wonder how that will fare since you died in your movie and what not...
Lucario: I WHA.... (lucario dies...again)
Thunder: ack! i gotta watch my mouth...what are you wating for! cut the tape!!
Announcer: this show has been brought to you by live tv shows, you cant change it if you mess up...
When did you get out of the hospital? I was gonna bring flowers and a card. Not to mention a free flat screen, plasma TV. Oh well. *gives stuff*
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on November 06, 2007, 09:10:24 PM
When did you get out of the hospital? I was gonna bring flowers and a card. Not to mention a free flat screen, plasma TV. Oh well. *gives stuff*
.....yeaah, i was like "the show needs me!" so i marched down to the stage from my hospital room, un-aware of my injuries...it turns out that because i did that, i need 6 more months of healing...that sucks cause i had 3 days until i could officially leave...oh well *takes flat screen tv and flowers* i think i can wait another 6 months. *winks*
Oh, that is too bad... *visits hospital and gives free copy of Brawl* Such dedication to the show!
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on November 06, 2007, 09:33:32 PM
Oh, that is too bad... *visits hospital and gives free copy of Brawl* Such dedication to the show!
i think this may be the start of a beautiful freindship *shakes your hand*
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on November 06, 2007, 09:33:32 PM
Oh, that is too bad... *visits hospital and gives free copy of Brawl* Such dedication to the show!
HAHA! Eat your heart out chris!!
*shakes hand* *takes out money* ;)
:Dhahaha!
*shows edited footage of when thunder was attacked. The edits make Thunder look like a hero who fought bravely until Charmy and Vector cheated*
*takes footage* thanks, this will help me in court...
No problem. Get a good lawyer.
Quote from: thunderhero on November 06, 2007, 08:52:55 PM
hello this is another episode of the thunderhero interview show. today we have lucario, give claps to him and what not...
Thunder: so i hear u might get a spot in brawl.
Lucario: yeah. i suppose that would be ok
Thunder: Ok? Youd be awesome in it!
*the crowd goes freakin crazy*
Lucario: thank you youre too kind...
Thunder: i wonder how that will fare since you died in your movie and what not...
Lucario: I WHA.... (lucario dies...again)
Thunder: ack! i gotta watch my mouth...what are you wating for! cut the tape!!
Announcer: this show has been brought to you by live tv shows, you cant change it if you mess up...
Fortunaly, Lucario was resurected and the show continues.
Chris: Good thing the full-life spell of Final Fantasy exits!
Lucario:............can we continue please?
Chris: Oh, yes, sorry, first question, do you think you can be a great addition to Brawl.
Lucario: Of course, many people want me to be there, and also because Pikachu wanted too.
Chris: What did he say?
Lucario:.............well..........
Flashback
Pikachu: Pika! Pika! Pikachu! Pi pi pi pi!!!!!!!!!
End of flashback
Lucario: I really didn't understand what he said, but maybe was that or he wanted my help because his tail was on fire back then.
Chris: Lucario, nobody really understand Pikachu language, except Ash, but he is so wrong, he one time thinked that Pikachu wanted a apple, but Pikachu wanted 5 apples.
Lucario: Then how did you know?
Chris: Come on! There are translators for pokémons that can be selled in every store! But Ash never bought any because he doesn't visit any of them! May always goes to every shop and so does Dawn, but the 2 dumb girls think that the translators are drugs!
Lucario:......................then how come I can talk? I didn't use any translator.
Chris: Lucario, you can talk by telepathy, you don't need a translator and so does Mewtwo too, you 2 can understand human language too!
Lucario:Oh.
Chris: Ok, final question, why you are so solitary and you need friendship to evolve?
Lucario:............I protect my master from attacks, so much proof for my evolution.
Chris: Ok, than-
(Suddenly, somebody throw a empty bottle at Chris)
Chris: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Lucario: Master!
(Lucario runs at fast speed and then he destroys the bottle with his hands)
Chris: Oh yes, I forgotted this is my Lucario :P.
Announcer: This show was broadcasted for you by clothes that never stinks! The same clothes that Ash uses all the time in his adventures!
..............could you please delete your interview? I think it was bad. :( Sorry.
lol, dats fine...it was bad...a parody of my favorite austin powers scene...im sorry...
It's ok. :)
okay, another interview idea...hmmm...how about king dedede with his personality from the anime...
Quote from: thunderhero on November 07, 2007, 04:17:32 PM
okay, another interview idea...hmmm...how about king dedede with his personality from the anime...
Hm, Ok, although is the same in every thing.
oh ye, and chris, i noticed we have a new buddy in our buddy list...do u have anything to do with that? because i dont remember adding anyone...
You mean Akasukin? She talked to me yesterday and she and I were fast friends since then.
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 07, 2007, 10:24:53 PM
You mean Akasukin? She talked to me yesterday and she and I were fast friends since then.
alright
Do classic mario next!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to another episode of the interview show with Chris! Today we have a very special guest! Gives claps to the plumber, Mario!
Mario: Hi!
Chris: Ok, you know the rules, right?
Mario: Of course I do!
Chris: Ok, first question, do you always use the same clothes?
Mario: Errr, sometimes, but sometimes I wear pajamas.
Chris: Suuuuuuuure, next, do you think it was a really good idea to add Sonic?
Mario: No.
Chris: What?! Why?
Mario: The reason I said no is because he is so arrogant! Just look to him in the game! The thumbs up is REALLY getting old with him! and of top of that, he is so hyperactive! He stealed the pokemon trainer hat, he ated a Mushroom, making him big and he was running all over us! Then he catched Samus n**ed! And also he stealed Fox weapons!
Chris: Mario, I agree with you, Sonic is really annoying, that's because I can't wait to make him suffer with Lucas, see the oficial site and look to him.
(Mario suddenly gets a laptop from nowhere and then he enters the Smash Bros dojo to see the pictures showing Lucas doing great damage to Sonic by fire attacks and freeze attacks, then he laughs at Sonic face)
Chris: Don't worry, you and the others will have the opportunity to kill him (or defeating him).
Mario: Of course we will do that! ;D
Chris: Ok, final question, who will be added to Brawl, you know something about it?
Mario: I know! The next person to be added is-
(10 flys fly to the camera microphone, the buzzing they make prevent the viewers from a unkown site(us) to know the name of the next Brawler and then fly away)
Mario: But I think he will be good for this challenge.
Chris: WOW! That's AWESOME!
(The audience go nuts of joy!)
Chris: Thank you for the interview Mario!
Mario: As you wish!
Announcer: This show was broadcasted for you by Fly-off! The best insectiside to kills flys!
You know, you can summit who I shall interview. :)
Samus.
Chris show's up in thunderhero show, but is empty and he watches a pokemon corpse.
Chris: Did I miss something here? :|
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 09, 2007, 08:58:26 PM
Chris show's up in thunderhero show, but is empty and he watches a pokemon corpse.
Chris: Did I miss something here? :|
Since when did some1 die on my show?? i would never kill anybody...
Quote from: thunderhero on November 09, 2007, 09:01:08 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 09, 2007, 08:58:26 PM
Chris show's up in thunderhero show, but is empty and he watches a pokemon corpse.
Chris: Did I miss something here? :|
Since when did some1 die on my show?? i would never kill anybody...
Oh then, what happened to Pichu?
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 09, 2007, 09:02:11 PM
Quote from: thunderhero on November 09, 2007, 09:01:08 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 09, 2007, 08:58:26 PM
Chris show's up in thunderhero show, but is empty and he watches a pokemon corpse.
Chris: Did I miss something here? :|
Since when did some1 die on my show?? i would never kill anybody...
Oh then, what happened to Pichu?
we cut the show, pichu left, and i was scarred (i seem to turn out scarred in all of my interviews) an emo is a person thats always sad and cots himself in the wrist for no apperent reason, they do not die, but i suppose they wish they were dead. Some1 asked me to do an emo pichu, i didnt wanna dissopoint him, so i did...im sorry if you got the wrong idea...
Quote from: thunderhero on November 09, 2007, 09:05:54 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 09, 2007, 09:02:11 PM
Quote from: thunderhero on November 09, 2007, 09:01:08 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 09, 2007, 08:58:26 PM
Chris show's up in thunderhero show, but is empty and he watches a pokemon corpse.
Chris: Did I miss something here? :|
Since when did some1 die on my show?? i would never kill anybody...
Oh then, what happened to Pichu?
we cut the show, pichu left, and i was scarred (i seem to turn out scarred in all of my interviews) an emo is a person thats always sad and cots himself in the wrist for no apperent reason, they do not die, but i suppose they wish they were dead. Some1 asked me to do an emo pichu, i didnt wanna dissopoint him, so i did...im sorry if you got the wrong idea...
oh when i say cut themself, i mean cut in the wrists, thats some freaky thing emos do...
Welcome to yet another show of the interview show with Chris! Today (As always) we have another guest! Aplaud to Samus!
Samus:..........
Chris: Wait a minute, she doesn't talk!
Samus: What did you say?
Chris: First question, how can you talk here and not in the federation headquarters?
Samus: Back then, I was having a terrible throat problem, I was only able to grunt to any damage.
Chris: And then how the people there can understand you?
Samus: For a odd reason, the answers to all their questions were always a yes or no, and it was simple to answer, I nodded and sometimes not.
Chris: Ahhhhh...........next question, do you have a boyfriend?
Samus: Errrrrhhhhhhhh..........
Flashback
C. Falcon: Samus! Time for some bounty hunting!
Samus: I coming sweetie!
C.Falcon: Oh yes! Let's go!
(Samus kiss C.Falcon mouth)
(They are both bounty hunters you know!)
End of flashback
Samus: ......................No.
Chris: ...........................ok, final question, can you tell us who is going to be in Brawl?
Samus: Well, yes, the next person the be in is-
(A stupid trailer crosses between the camera and the audience, using his sound to block Samus talk, and then dissappear)
Samus: But he is a idiot, he almost throw a bomb at me!
Chris: Riiiiiiiiiiiight, ok, thank you for the interview!
Samus: You are welcome.
Announcer: This was broadcasted to you by Speedy Gonzales trailers! Not a bad service to deliver things!
Dumb trailer! I wanted to know!
a classic joke! ;D
Yes, I gotted that idea when I wanted to Know the name of Timmy dad, but a trailer crossed, preventing to me to hear.
that show was pretty funny
hey chris! were on the recommend list to become smash board posters because of our interview threads! awesome! oh and 1 more post till this one gets 100 posts! Congrats!
:DTriforce_luigi is using the Espio icon! 100 post! Party!
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 10, 2007, 06:30:00 PM
:DTriforce_luigi is using the Espio icon! 100 post! Party!
Team Chaotix has joined the Smash Board, then.
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 10, 2007, 06:30:00 PM
:DTriforce_luigi is using the Espio icon! 100 post! Party!
ya, i gave him it...team chaotix forever!!
Quote from: thunderhero on November 10, 2007, 07:13:05 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 10, 2007, 06:30:00 PM
:DTriforce_luigi is using the Espio icon! 100 post! Party!
ya, i gave him it...team chaotix forever!!
Go Team Chaotix!
Welcome to another episode of the interview show with Chris! Today, we have a member of the Gullwings, please aplaud to Yuna!
Yuna: Hello, is a pleasure to be here!
*The public goes nuts for her!*
Chris: Wow, Final Fantasy is sure too popular, eh, anyway, I'm going to ask you some questions, are you ready?
Yuna: Yes, I'm ready.
Chris: Ok, first one, if you enter in Brawl, what final smash can you do?
Yuna: Hmm, *pulls staff out of nowhere and starts "praying"*
Chris: What are you doing?
*Suddenly, a big black dragon comes crashing in the stage and roars*
Chris: Yuna, first of all, THIS FINAL SMASH IS AWESOME! And second, it was really necesary to destroy almost ALL of the stage here?
Yuna:....oops. Wait a second please. *Dismiss Bahamut (the big black dragon name) and leaves flying*
Chris: Ok, next questio- wait a minute, how did you managed to summon Bahamut here? I thought he was in the Farplane!
Yuna: Ehmm, the summoners can still summon some Aeons, is a mystery for us.
Chris: I think I get it, ok, final question, how much do you win finding spheres?
Yuna: Hmm, the total is in the last part. *Hands to me a book*
Chris: Hmmmm.........$100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. DOLLARS?!!!
Yuna: Why do you think we have the top technology there?
Chris:.......That explains everything.
Announcer: This show was broadcasted to you by Final Fantasy Games! Love, drama, battles, traition, secrets, culture, monsters can be founded there, don't think more and buy one game, you will not regret it!
(Use the same words from the previous interview) Today we have 3 guest to this Show, give a warm welcome to Paula, Jeff and Poo!
Chris: Welcom-wait, why all of you have weapons in hands?
Paula: Because we're going to kill Ness!
Jeff: He told us to do something for him!
Poo: He will pay for make us wait!
Chris: And why is that?
Flashbac-
Chris: Great, another flashback!
Flashback
Ness: Hey guys and Paula! I need you to wait here for me until return, ok?
Poo: got it
Jeff: Ok.
Paula: Ok.
16 years later (for a odd reason, they never get old)
Jeff: Where is he?
Paula: He is going to return here, I'm sure of it.
Poo: *Meditating*
3 seconds later.
Jeff: THAT'S IT! COME ON, WE HAVE TO KILL HIM!
Paula: I'M WITH YOU! COME ON POO!
Poo: *Sighs* Please, be patient, he will return.
2 secods later.
Poo: That bastard must die.
End of flashback.
Chris: Ok, sorry for not helping you, but Ness is in Da Man studio now, now, if you excus-where did they go?!
Announcer: When you said Ness is in Da Man show, they quickly vanished from here!
Chris: And, think about it, where did they got those weapons? They doesn't have the age yet! Me either!
Tenten: Ugh....
Chris: What happened to you?
Tenten: 3 kids assualted me from behind and stealed all my weapons from me! Did you see them?
Chris: *Points to Da Man show* They went that way
Tenten: Thanks.....*Walk away*
Chris: Poor Tenten.
Neji: Excuse me, did you see a girl in pink vest?
Chris: Yes, I did see Tenten, why?
Neji: Because she has my shampo-er, I mean, long bandages.
Chris: *Points again to Da Man show* She went that way.
Neji: Thanks. *Walks away*
Chris: That was weird.
Rock Lee: Excuse me, did you see a kid with white eyes?
Chris: Yes, Rock Lee, I did see Neji, why do you ask?
Rock Lee: Because we have an appoinment to battle in the sunset! Where did he go?
Chris: *Points to Da Man show* He went that way.
Rock Lee: Thanks! *Runs away*
Chris: Ok, who did let them in here?!
Might Guy: Excus-
Chris: *Points to Da Man show* THEY WENT THAT WAY.
Might Guy: Thanks, Youthful kid! *Runs away*
Chris: QUICKLY, ANNOUNCER!
Announcer: This show was broadcasted to you by Dimension inc! Where the universes and dimension are messed up by mixxing them!
ahh.... They went that way!!! Just helping you out ;)
Best one yet. They went that way.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on November 20, 2007, 05:35:00 PM
Best one yet. They went that way.
Did you see my Yuna interview?
I saw it and like it. Do the other Gullwings!
ack! i interviewed ness! ;D
(Same words!) Today we have Shadow the Hedgehog!
Chris: Hello Shadow!
Mephiles: I am not Shadow, foolish fool.
Chris: Oops, sorry, next time use your own creation and not one from somebody else!
Mephiles: I will burn all of you and bring the hell to you!
Chris: You're getting in my nerves, first question, do you have a brother?
Mephiles: No, fool.
Chris: Stop calling me fool, you idiot. Next question, Is your body crystalized?
Mephiles: Yes, don't you see my spines of hell?
Chris: I saw them and I said "nice costume", final question, are you really Shadow?
Mephiles: I AM NOT SHADOW YOU FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU WILL BE THE FIRST PERSON IN HELL!!!!
Chris: That's it, SAKURA!!!!
Sakura: *Come to the stage* Yes? What is it?
Chris: *Points to Mephiles* He said Sasuke would be a perfect husband for Ino and you will be better with Rock Lee.
Sakura: *Super Inner Sakura* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!! >:(
Mephiles: Do you really think a girl would destroy m- >:(
Sakura: *Flurry of fists to Mephiles* CCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(
Mephiles: MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: *Stops recorder* Gotcha! I caught Mephiles saying Mommy!
Announcer: This show was brought for you by Paula's PK School for beginners! Learn to use teleport Alpha and his consequences of bumping to walls! ;)
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 01, 2007, 07:45:59 PM
(Same words!) Today we have Shadow the Hedgehog!
Chris: Hello Shadow!
Mephiles: I am not Shadow, foolish fool.
Chris: Oops, sorry, next time use your own creation and not one from somebody else!
Mephiles: I will burn all of you and bring the hell to you!
Chris: You're getting in my nerves, first question, do you have a brother?
Mephiles: No, fool.
Chris: Stop calling me fool, you idiot. Next question, Is your body crystalized?
Mephiles: Yes, don't you see my spines of hell?
Chris: I saw them and I said "nice costume", final question, are you really Shadow?
Mephiles: I AM NOT SHADOW YOU FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU WILL BE THE FIRST PERSON IN HELL!!!!
Chris: That's it, SAKURA!!!!
Sakura: *Come to the stage* Yes? What is it?
Chris: *Points to Mephiles* He said Sasuke would be a perfect husband for Ino and you will be better with Rock Lee.
Sakura: *Super Inner Sakura* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!! >:(
Mephiles: Do you really think a girl would destroy m- >:(
Sakura: *Flurry of fists to Mephiles* CCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(
Mephiles: MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: *Stops recorder* Gotcha! I caught Mephiles saying Mommy!
Announcer: This show was brought for you by Paula's PK School for beginners! Learn to use teleport Alpha and his consequences of bumping to walls! ;)
....did u see my mephiles interview?
I've got inspired. :)
(Still the same words!) Today we have a princess!
Crowd: It is Roselina?
Announcer: No! Is Kumatora!
Crowd:.....................WHO IS SHE?!
Chris: From Mother 3.
Crowd: Ahhhhhhhhhh! ;)
Kumatora: $=?&(?#(#)"?)
Chris: Eh, I don't speak japanese, come with me.
*They go to the english school, 3 months later, Kumatora comes with a Diploma and a ribbon*
Chris: Ok, first question, who taught Lucas the PK Starstorm?
Kumatora: It wasn't me, for sure.
Chris: Then who?
Flashback
Boney: WOOF, WOOF! (Do this and done!)
Lucas: Ok, PK STARSTORM!!!!! *Success!*
Boney: WOOF, WOOF! (Well done!)
End of flashback
Chris: I never knew Boney could taught PK Starstorm..........next question, see those images and tell me why this game was descontinued and it isn't here.
(http://pix.nofrag.com/4/4/e/e7dc7fa0c4c0c5e3f83b923555296.jpg)
(http://www.universo-nintendo.com/files/Imagenes/Fanart_Mother3_GCN.jpg)
(http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/2006/06/mother3gamecube.jpg)
Kumatora: The producers were lazy that time.
Chris: Ohhh, final question, do you want to appear in Brawl?
Kumatora: Yes, because the female roster needs mores girls, and *An anvil falls above Kumatora, making her flat*.
Chris: DAMIT SONIC! I'M GONNA GET YOU SOMEDAY!!!
Announcer: This show was brought for you by Brownie Brown Inc! Where some games may be discontinnued. :P
Damn you Sonic! Espio shall kill you with shurikens!
bah! we didnt need a console mother game!
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 01, 2007, 08:25:21 PM
bah! we didnt need a console mother game!
Check those graphics! Is awesome! I know Triforce_Luigi is with me.
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 01, 2007, 08:31:18 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 01, 2007, 08:25:21 PM
bah! we didnt need a console mother game!
Check those graphics! Is awesome! I know Triforce_Luigi is with me.
ya....but it was cancelled, just like halo ds...and earthbound 64...
I agree with Chris. KUMATORA AND CLAUS FOR BRAWL!
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 01, 2007, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 01, 2007, 08:31:18 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 01, 2007, 08:25:21 PM
bah! we didnt need a console mother game!
Check those graphics! Is awesome! I know Triforce_Luigi is with me.
ya....but it was cancelled, just like halo ds...and earthbound 64...
You gotta admit, those games could be really cool, and who knows, maybe a Mother title for the Wii!
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 01, 2007, 08:36:27 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 01, 2007, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 01, 2007, 08:31:18 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 01, 2007, 08:25:21 PM
bah! we didnt need a console mother game!
Check those graphics! Is awesome! I know Triforce_Luigi is with me.
ya....but it was cancelled, just like halo ds...and earthbound 64...
You gotta admit, those games could be really cool, and who knows, maybe a Mother title for the Wii!
maybe...what platform was those pictures from? and we need a mother ds...
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 01, 2007, 08:46:40 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 01, 2007, 08:36:27 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 01, 2007, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 01, 2007, 08:31:18 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 01, 2007, 08:25:21 PM
bah! we didnt need a console mother game!
Check those graphics! Is awesome! I know Triforce_Luigi is with me.
ya....but it was cancelled, just like halo ds...and earthbound 64...
You gotta admit, those games could be really cool, and who knows, maybe a Mother title for the Wii!
maybe...what platform was those pictures from? and we need a mother ds...
Those pictures were for GameCube, but I think I heard rumors about "they stopped making the game because the GameCube was discontinued" like the GameBoy Advance. A Mother 3 for DS? Maybe.
oooh, try interviewing me...i dare you, and i wont burn the leaf village to the ground, i promise (sorta)
LOL, I think.
(http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/7642/4koma3translated9fwub5.gif)
i would post a funny cartoony comic, but im afraid id get in trouble, but theyre hilarious...
If you interviewed Brandon and he does not burn the Leaf Village, I shall sink it into the dark, murky depths of the Underwhere, where the inhabitants of the Village will face Queen Jaydes, who will judge them. Then they shall be sent to the Overthere and the Fiery Pit accordingly.
Also, I heard there are 2 sites who are now translating Mother 3 to english, and by far, they are doing it good!
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 01, 2007, 09:00:21 PM
If you interviewed Brandon and he does not burn the Leaf Village, I shall sink it into the dark, murky depths of the Underwhere, where the inhabitants of the Village will face Queen Jaydes, who will judge them. Then they shall be sent to the Overthere and the Fiery Pit accordingly.
hmmm, its better than what mephiles said in my interview...and jaydes wouldnt be able to do that...i would give her a killer wedgie of oblivion...
Fine. Then I shall reap their immortal souls, collecting my dark harvest with a cold, unmerciful, cruel, iron blade.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 01, 2007, 09:09:40 PM
Fine. Then I shall reap their immortal souls, collecting my dark harvest with a cold, unmerciful, cruel, iron blade.
orly?
yarly.
no wai...
ya wai...
4srsly?
Chris: Hello everybody! You know, my interview show has his own staff right? So, here is the staff who make this interview show possible, or should I say, our NEW staff!
Camera man:
Klonoa
Lights man:
Tails
Recorder:
Genis
Announcer:
Shikamaru
Protagonist helper:
Lucas
Curtain girls:
Presea and Colette
Bodyguards:
Guntz, Lloyd and Sakura
Chris: So, stay tune for many interviews this day! ;)
.......umm, I think you should base the interviews from your fanfic...just to differ them from the other ones...
Yay! Genis and Shikam have jobs!
Quote from: thunderhero4 on January 03, 2008, 05:30:59 PM
.......umm, I think you should base the interviews from your fanfic...just to differ them from the other ones...
Random
ness may happen
Quote from: wiiboychris on January 03, 2008, 05:32:08 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on January 03, 2008, 05:30:59 PM
.......umm, I think you should base the interviews from your fanfic...just to differ them from the other ones...
Randomness may happen
randomness happenes in all of them... -_-
Chris: I'm happy to be back in this show! Hello everybody, is time for another interview with your host, me, of course! Say hello to all the staff crowd! Tails, lights to all the staff!
*The lights shows all the staff to the public, they cheer*
Chris: Thank you everyone, now for our invited, he comes from the fire nation-
Lucas: Hmm, Chris, Avatar is from Nickelodeon, so, in the first place, we didn't invite any of them here.
Chris: Is that true Klonoa?
Klonoa: True.
Chris: Oh snap! Well, what we have in the list?
Lucas: We have him.
Chris: You're right! He comes from the Star Road, he is a guardian from afar in the sky, say hello to Geno!
Lucas:.........Who left this doll in the sofa?
Tails: Look, a star is coming down!
*The star revives the doll*
Geno: Where am I?
Chris: Hi Geno, you're the next person in this show, who you like to be interviewed?
Geno: For what?
Chris: For SSBB.
Geno: The tournament? Fine.
Chris: First question, why did you take the form of this doll and not the others dolls in Gaz's house?
Geno: I don't want to be a fat red man, either a girl because I'm not a girl and I either don't want to be a idiot who doesn't have another plan instead of kidnapping the same girl again and again.
Bowser: *From the crowd* HEY!
Chris: Shut up! Next question, do you know who is Rosalina?
Geno: Rosalina? Yes, I know her, I met her while she was traveling in that ship.
Chris: How?
Geno: Well....
FLASHBACK
Rosalina: Are you lost little star?
Geno: Wrong star lady.
Rosalina: Oh, sorry.
END OF FLASHBACK
Chris:........Ankward, final question, are you either property of Nintendo or Square-Enix?
Geno: Nintendo.
Square-Enix lawyer: *From the crowd* THERE HE IS, HE HAS ESCAPED FROM THE BUILDING, GET HIM!
Geno: Oh cr*p! *Runs away, leaving a smoke ball*
Square-Enix lawyer: WHERE DID HE GO?!
Chris: He went that way. *Points to the wrong door*
Square-Enix lawyer: Thanks, GET HIM GUYS!
Guys from Square-Enix: HAAAAAAA!!!! *They run away to the wrong door*
Presea: 3.........2.......1.....
Square-Enix lawyer and guys: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Klonoa: Where it leads that door Chris?
Chris: The other side has a pitfall, a VERY DEEP pitfall.
Tails: When did that door was there?
Chris: Since the very first chapter. Ok, Shikamaru, end the show.
Shikamaru: *Sleeping over the table* Zzzzzzzzzz.....
Chris: *Angry* SHIKAMARU!
Shikamaru: *Awakes* Who...what Where?! Oh, right, this show as brought to you by very deep Pitfalls, the same pitfalls the Sonic games uses and rarely anyone who falls there will come back in 5 seconds, except for this pitfall.
And our music selector, say hi to Vector!
Vector: Music is a passion to me!
And our second curtain girl, Colette!
Colette: Hi everyone!
And on top of that, the bodyguards!
Guntz: Why I am doing this in the first place...
Lloyd: Hello!
Sakura: Hmm, why I'm a bodyguard too?
James: Look Meowth, the forehead of that girl is big!
Meowth: Sure is!
Jessie: She doesn't have any cuteness at all!
Sakura: WHAT?! *Inner Sakura shows up behind Sakura, crackling his fists*
James: *Terrified* RUN!
Sakura: *She grabs them and throws them to the air at high speed* CHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Team Rocket: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAINNNNNNNN!!!! *Shines*
Chris: Because of that.
Dave: Awesome!
Klonoa: Yeah!
Sakura: Yeah!
Tails: Yeah!
Shikamaru: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
Dave: SHIKAMARU!
Shikamaru: Huh? Oh... Yeah... (What a drag...)
Rogue: *points at Sakura* You have a big forehead...
Amy: Yeah.
Sakura: *Inner Sakura throws them into the sky* CHA!
Brandon: What?
Vector: What?
Brandon: Wait, DONT COPY ME!
*pulls out hedge-trimmer*
Vector: *backs away*
GOOD LUCKY!!!!!! Welcome again to the interview show with Chris! Today we have a villain from the game of Chrono Cross, say hello to Lynx!
Chris: (Oh god, I swear that was Akira from the Lucky Channel) Wait, what? Lynx?
Lynz: I'm right here human.
Lucas: Chris, he's creepy....
Chris: Really? He looks like a tiger to me. Anyway, do you have any chance to get in Brawl?
Lynx: Ahem, see the musicians.
Chris: *Goes to the Dojo* Oh god, there is a musician from Chrono Trigger, you have a chance.
Lynx: My reign will start there.
Chris: What?
Lynx: My reign will start there.
Chris: What?
Lynx: My reign will start there.
Chris: What?
Lynx: I SAID MY REIGN WILL START THERE!
Chris: Oh sorry, I was looking the Sheik's update, what did you say?
Lynx: Nevermind, next question.
Chris: Ok, how do I know you're not Serge?
Lynx: I'm getting in a thinking pose or something everytime I think?
Chris: No. And could you please get this shadow cat out of this studio?
Lynx: No.
Chris: What do you mean no?
Lynx: Because no.
Klonoa: Chris, there is another one near me!
Colette: Here too!
Chris: Really, I mean it, get your shadow cats out of here.
Lynx: No, I'll take this place only for me.
Chris:.........I didn't want to use this againts you...........* Holds up the "Frozen Flame"*
Lynx: GIVE ME THAT!
Chris: Go for it. *Throws the Frozen Flame to the wrong door*
Lynx: Shadow cats, follow me! *Runs to the wrong door, along with the shadow cats*
Guntz: Hmm, didn't that door has the very deep pitfall?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: It does, and that wasn't the real frozen flame, that was an Ice Flower in a shape of the Frozen Flame, but it was a rare kind of flower, that flower was red, Shikamaru, end the show.
Shikamaru: Zzzzzzzzzzz
Chris: Oh lord.....SHIKAMARU!!!!
Shikamaru: AAAHHH!!! What?!?! Where?!?!?!
Chris: End the show please.
Shikamaru: Right, this was brought to you by red Ice Flowers, you can even make great figurines of any person or thing!................Hmm, who are you?
Akira: I'm Akira! I'm the second ender of the show!
Chris: (Is not long before she acts like Tony Montana......)
How far does it go? Anyway, good interview.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on January 16, 2008, 09:53:46 PM
How far does it go? Anyway, good interview.
You haven't see her when she acts with that deep voice..........did I mention that she has pink hair?
Another girl with pink hair? That is getting weird...
GOOD LUCKY!!! Hi everyone! Welcome to another chapter of this interview show! (It would be better if the protagnist was me, but noooo, is another kid) Today we have another person to interview! Say hello to Wolf O'donnel!
Chris: And also say hello to my new bodyguard, tha aura master, Lucario!
*Lucario crosses his arms and closes his eyes*
Chris: Being the silent type as ever eh Lucario? Anyway, welcome to the show Wolf.
Wolf: Thanks, I'm grateful...............Guntz, is been a while.
Guntz: (I already told him that I'm not his cousin!)
Chris: Family issues.....ok, first question, do you will get in Brawl?
Wolf: For sure, Fox told Master Hand to invite me to the fight.
Chris:..........................
Wolf: What?
Chris: Well........................
FLASHBACK
Falco: So did you put the vote sheet in the red box Fox?
Fox: Red box? You told me to put the vote sheet in the green box!
*The camera zooms to 2 boxes, the red box with the text "Suggestion for new characters for Brawl" and a green box with the text "Suggestion for good food for DINNER"*
Crazy Hand: I saw Fox writing Wolf O'donnel for the next food Master Hand!
Master Hand: Wow, so he eats wolfs for DINNER?
Crazy Hand: Not sure. But I think he wanted to put the vote in the other box.
Master Hand: Nah.
END OF FLASHBACK
Wolf: *Mouth too open*
Chris: Don't worry, I think they will not eat you. (YET)
Wolf: What a relief.
Sakurai: OOPSIE!
Chris: Oh god, is Sakurai! The master of Smash Bros! What are you doing here?
Sakurai: I want to look this show, I don't want many more people to think I'm evil or something.
Chris: Then have a seat!
Sakurai: *Sits*
Chris: (Awesome) Ok, next question, since when you rivalry with Fox has started?
Wolf: Well......
FLASHBACK
10 year old Fox: Hey! Give me back my Game Boy!
10 year old Wolf: No way! I saw it first!
10 year old Fox: (That's IT! Wolf, you're gonna get it in the future!)
END OF FLASHBACK
Wolf: Like stealing a Game Boy from a Fox.
Chris:............(*Sniff*)........Next questio-
Master Hand: THERE IS GUYS! THE DINNER FOR TONIGHT!
Kirby: He looks tasty........
Wolf: OH CRAP!!
Sakurai: QUICK! RUN TO THAT DOOR! *Points to the wrong door*
Wolf: THANKS, I'M OUT OF HERE! *Runs to the wrong door*
Marth: *Japanese voice*
Falco: What?
Ness: He said GET HIM!
*All the cast from SSBB (except Lucas) runs after Wolf to the wrong door*
Chris: WAIT NO! THAT DOOR LEADS TO A-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris, Lucas, Klonoa, Genis, Presea, Colette, Vector, Lucario, Sakura, Guntz, Lloyd, Shikamaru, Akira and Tails: *Puts their left hands in their faces* Pitfall. And a very deep pitfall.
Sakurai: HAHAHAHAHA! NOW BRAWL IS DELAYED UNTIL MARCH 9! SO LONG, SUCKERS! *He takes off in a helicopter*
Chris: This can't be happening!
*Sakurai returns with a black scoreboard and writes in thin air "Masahiro Sakurai" and takes off* Oh dear lord, a reference of the Simpsons game! Shikamaru *Sniff* end the show.
Akira: This show was brought to you by Lucky Star! The anime where I don't appear in the show!
Chris: I said Shikamaru, where is he?
Akira: *Deep voice* He was with that public who were after Wolf.
Chris: OH NO! Now where I can get one of those black scoreboards who can write in thin air?
Shikamaru: I'm here, I'm not stupid to fall in that pitfall.
Sakura: Then why did you go after Wolf?
Shikamaru:.............Wel-
*The camera runs out of electricity*
Heh. Bye Smashers. And that explains the delay! :-O
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Heh. Bye Smashers. And that explains the delay! :-O
I love The Simpsons Game, awesome.
Never got around to playing it. Might rent it soon.
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Never got around to playing it. Might rent it soon.
Sonic is IN the game!
Now I will definitely rent it.
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Now I will definitely rent it.
But not in the way you know him.
Whoa... That gave me a strange mental image...
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Whoa... That gave me a strange mental image...
Want to know how does he looks there?
Nah. I will rent it and see him. And if I like the game, I will buy it!
GOOD LUCKY!!!! Hi hi hi! Welcome again to this show! Please give a warm welcome to Sakurai's son, Dawei!
Chris: Wait, what?
Dawei: That's right, I'm Sakurai's son, I've been watching you all along this time.
Chris: This is so shocking like the time when-VECTOR, I TOLD YOU TO NOT PUT THE CHAOTIX SONG!!
Vector: But everyone like this song!
Klonoa: *Covering his ears* I DON'T! GET DOWN THAT VOLUME!
Chris: NOBODY LIKES THAT SONG!
Brando: I like it!
Chris: SHUT UP! AKIRA, DO SOMETHING!
Akira: *Deep voice* I don't get paid too much for this job *Sigh* *Throws a cigarrete's pot to Vector's head, faiting him*
Tails: Is she even allowed to smoke Chris?
Chris: I dunno, ok, Dawei, first question, WHY!??!?!?!!?!?!
Dawei: Why what?
Chris: Nevermind, next question, what character is being added to Brawl as the next step?
Dawei: The curry man.
Chris: But there is already an item with almost the same name!
Dawei: Technycally, curry man is a rising franchise in Japan and China now, even he was the one who defeated godzilla, thank god his superpowers were stronger than a burrito.
Colette: I like burritos!
Chris: Yes Colette, everyone loves to eat burritos, final question, go to that door.
Dawei: Haha, I'm not stupid Chris, I know that has the very deep pitfall inside.
Chris: I don't think sooooo.
Dawei: Really?
Chris: Haha! You fell for it!
Dawei: I didn't, I'm in this sofa right now.
Presea: Now?
Chris: Now.
*Presea pulls a lever and a door reveals a big convention of cooking contests*
Dawei: Oh dear lord, I forgot there was a contest today.
Chris: Then run for it.
Dawei: Thanks. SPARTA!!!! *Runs to the contest*
Chris: That was random..........or.......randomness?!
Shikamaru: This show was brought to you by Curry! Curry is now a trademark from any kind of fight! Hell it evens appear in SSBB.
Curry man: Damm straight!
You should interview Konata Izumi.
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You should interview Konata Izumi or Akira.
Maybe, but Akira is scary, and Konata may discuss something with me as she does in the show.
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Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 17, 2008, 07:32:45 PM
You should interview Konata Izumi or Akira.
Maybe, but Akira is scary, and Konata may discuss something with me as she does in the show.
Do it in your other interview thread.
GOOD LUCKY!!!!! Hello, hi, hello! Welcome again to this show! And now for another guest, give many claps as possible to Konata Izumi! (HER?! WHY NOT ME?! CHRIS, I TOLD YOU TO NOT F*CK ME!)
Chris: *Shudders* I thought I heard someone saying a bad word to me.
Konata: Oh god, my dream has come true, I knew videogame characters were real after all! (Kagami needs to pay me 1000 yens!)
Chris: Is a miracle isn't it?
Konata: Yeah, like when you get a little static to your toe when you touch somebody.
Chris: But that happens when you touch or stay touched to something that can attract static right?
Konata: No, I heard it is because when you don't expect it, but I found out that will happen if you're thinking about static.
Chris: So, you gotta stay on the middle to not think and think too much?
Konata: Exactly.
Chris: Wow, I never knew that.
Lucas: Me either.
Konata: Whoa, it is Lucas from Mother 3, the game who never got in America. (Shame to the americans, hehehe)
Chris: T_T Please don't say that, is painful.
Sonic: Oopsie.
Chris: What are you doing here? Your turn is until the next show.
Sonic: Just dropping by-
Konata: Who is that blue guy without clothes.
*Sonic blushes at this remark*
Colette: You don't know him? Is Sonic, Sonic the hedgehog.
Konata: -_-..............I remember now! You're that blue guy who can shoot bullets from your arm!
Sonic: That is Gino.
Klonoa: Is Geno smarty.
Konata: Then I don't know you.
Sonic: What? T_T But, but, everyone knows me......
Konata: Wait, I remember now, you're that hedgehog-
Sonic: Yes yes yes! I'm Soni-
Konata: I though you were Shadow.
Sonic: T_T
Chris: Aww, don't get depressive, I like you. *Pants Sonic's back, gets hurt by the spines (He is hedgehog dorky!)*
Sonic: Re-really?
Chris: Yes. (*Deep voice* No........ouch)
Konata: Now that I remember, I heard some Seg-something company was getting in bankrupt.
Presea: That means.....
Guntz: Sonic games are losing their touch.
Lucario: Sadly.
Chris: Oh look at the time! We're out of time! Shikamaru, end the show now! Say bye Konata!
Konata: Bye bye! *Waves hand*
Shikamaru: This show was brought to you by Lucky Star! The show where many things are discussed!
*The curtain closes the show, and behind the curtain*
Konata: So, you're not Megaman either then?
Sonic: NO!
Konata: Veemon?
Sonic: THAT'S A DIGIMON!
Konata: A Squirtle?
Sonic: I HATE WATER!
Konata: Mario's brother?
Sonic: THAT IS LUIGI!
Konata: A blue Pikmin?
Chris: Give up Konata, you can't guess who is Sonic.
Konata: Wait..........I remember correctly now!
Sonic: *Shiny eyes and the lights above him* REALLY?!
Konata: Of course I know you............Miles "Tails" Prower!
Sonic: *Hits his head in the wall.................30 times*
Tails: That's me!
Chris: Thanks to Konata, I can't remember now who is Sonic.
Yep, that sounds like Konata. :D
Now who I shall interview next?
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Now who I shall interview next?
Interview Master Cheif!
Too cheify.
:P ok then, Seargent Avery Johnson... ;)
Too bossy.
.....you deny interviews?
aw well...Cortana then, if anybody, Cortana would be the interview you'd do best on! ;)
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Now who I shall interview next?
Interview Master Cheif!
Too cheify.
:P ok then, Seargent Avery Johnson... ;)
Too bossy.
.....you deny interviews?
aw well...Cortana then, if anybody, Cortana would be the interview you'd do best on! ;)
Too-wait, who the heck is that person?
GOOD LUCKY!!! Hi everybody! Welcome to another chapter of the interview show with (somebody who's not me) Chris! Today our guest is the remarkable, TAILS THE FOX!
Sonic: MY NAME IS SONIC!
Chris: (Why is he the next guest for this show T_T, I rather have Marcy) *Sigh* Well, who cares if he is in SSBB, that's not the matter at all! (Wait, that was offensive?) *Looks to a bag with the 7 Chaos Emeralds near Sonic* (I guess I gotta be careful with Sonic around (STUPID DBZ REFERENCES!)) Sorry if that was offensive Mega-I mean Sonic.
Sonic: *Hand inside the bag* Nah, is nothing.
Chris: Whatever, first question, do you think your addition to Brawl was because your games are getting worse and wors-*Looks to Sonic trying to pull out 3 Chaos Emeralds* I mean, because your creators are out of ideas?
Sonic: Well, they knew very well SA2: Battle was good, but they didn't! *Pulls out 3 Chaos Emeralds, 4 left to go*
Chris: Lucario, be ready to protect me. Next, do you have any romance with Am-*Looks to Sonic trying to pull out 2 Chaos Emeralds* I mean, the romance that Amy will never get?
Sonic: No.
Amy: SOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!! *Throws a hammer to Sonic, Sonic pulls out 2 Chaos Emeralds and receives the hit*
Chris: *Sweating* F-f-f-final question, *Sonic is already holding all the Chaos Emeralds, and smirking* (Wait, he is a stupid hedgehog to me, why I need to get scared by him? Is stupid!) Do you know if Knuckles will get in Brawl?
Sonic: *Calms down* No, *laughs* I mean, what stupid producer will get him in the game anyway?
Knuckles: HEY!!!
Sonic: SORRY FAN GIRLS, IS THE TRUTH!
Chris: Okay, Shikamaru, Akira, end the show now!
Shikamaru: This show was brought to you-
Akira: By DBZ references! They're like everywhere, even in Sonic games!
*The curtain falls, and behind the curtains*
Chris: Geez, why I'm interviewing a guy who doesn't wear clothes? Is embarrasing!
Klonoa: Hmm, Chris, you've talked your thoughts aloud again.
*A golden light shines below the curtains*
Chris: LUCARIO, USE PROTECT QUICK!
*Lucario uses protect, but before using it, Super Sonic knocks him down with a punch, making Lucario crashing into a wall*
Chris:.......... :'(..........Lu......Lucario............................*My Inner self shows up
behind me, crakling his fists*.......................
Super Sonic: TAKE THI-
Chris: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Super Sonic gets all beated up (Or gets the crap out of him as Brandon says) by my inner selve, then I do a powerful kick, blasting him off to the air* Lucario! Are you alright?!?!
Lucario: I'm fine.
Guntz: *Terrified*
Chris: What?
Sakura: Chris *Thumbs up* Good work!
Chris: Thanks!
Lucas: *Terrified*
Chris: I'll never understand you guys. ;)
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Now who I shall interview next?
Interview Master Cheif!
Too cheify.
:P ok then, Seargent Avery Johnson... ;)
Too bossy.
.....you deny interviews?
aw well...Cortana then, if anybody, Cortana would be the interview you'd do best on! ;)
Too-wait, who the heck is that person?
Look her up ::)
*Terrified* That one was pretty good!
Next do Snoopy or The Janitor from Scrubs
:| It was too offensive to the hedgehog if you ask me...
but it was still good, and sonic's games dont keep getting worse and worse! Your the only guy who thinks that... :O
Quote from: thunderhero4 on January 17, 2008, 09:57:58 PM
:| It was too offensive to the hedgehog if you ask me...
but it was still good, and sonic's games dont keep getting worse and worse! Your the only guy who thinks that... :O
To Brandon: But is true! A hero must wear clothes! (Pokémons are exceptions)
To Dave: Thanks, my hate towards Sonic is fading away.....
To whorever his real name is: Snoopy? Ok!
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:| It was too offensive to the hedgehog if you ask me...
but it was still good, and sonic's games dont keep getting worse and worse! Your the only guy who thinks that... :O
To Brandon: But is true! A hero must wear clothes! (Pokémons are exceptions)
To Dave: Thanks, my hate towards Sonic is fading away.....
To whorever his real name is: Snoopy? Ok!
you are seriously starting to like Sonic? Finally! You had no reason to hate him... :|
and there are lots of heroes that dont wear clothes...Sonic isnt one of em (Has gloves, and shoes)
Kirby is an example...
Kirby wears hats.
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:| It was too offensive to the hedgehog if you ask me...
but it was still good, and sonic's games dont keep getting worse and worse! Your the only guy who thinks that... :O
To Brandon: But is true! A hero must wear clothes! (Pokémons are exceptions)
To Dave: Thanks, my hate towards Sonic is fading away.....
To whorever his real name is: Snoopy? Ok!
you are seriously starting to like Sonic? Finally! You had no reason to hate him... :|
and there are lots of heroes that dont wear clothes...Sonic isnt one of em (Has gloves, and shoes)
Kirby is an example...
Kirby Has shoes.
Bowser and boo and many mario baddies are examples.
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:| It was too offensive to the hedgehog if you ask me...
but it was still good, and sonic's games dont keep getting worse and worse! Your the only guy who thinks that... :O
Actually ever old school sonic fan thinks that.
"Sonic's my name, speed's my game!"
You cool that better than old Sonic games? Pathetic.
Sonic has gone down hill ever since they gave him a personality IMO.
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:| It was too offensive to the hedgehog if you ask me...
but it was still good, and sonic's games dont keep getting worse and worse! Your the only guy who thinks that... :O
To Brandon: But is true! A hero must wear clothes! (Pokémons are exceptions)
To Dave: Thanks, my hate towards Sonic is fading away.....
To whorever his real name is: Snoopy? Ok!
you are seriously starting to like Sonic? Finally! You had no reason to hate him... :|
and there are lots of heroes that dont wear clothes...Sonic isnt one of em (Has gloves, and shoes)
Kirby is an example...
Is not fair, Kirby is still a child. Also, don't blame people who can't wear clothes.
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:| It was too offensive to the hedgehog if you ask me...
but it was still good, and sonic's games dont keep getting worse and worse! Your the only guy who thinks that... :O
To Brandon: But is true! A hero must wear clothes! (Pokémons are exceptions)
To Dave: Thanks, my hate towards Sonic is fading away.....
To whorever his real name is: Snoopy? Ok!
you are seriously starting to like Sonic? Finally! You had no reason to hate him... :|
and there are lots of heroes that dont wear clothes...Sonic isnt one of em (Has gloves, and shoes)
Kirby is an example...
Is not fair, Kirby is still a child. Also, don't blame people who can't wear clothes.
And, he attacked me in my dreams 8 months ago! But fortunanely, my Lucario was there *The King accent* To protect me!.....Wait, I remember now! THAT'S WHY I HAVE HATTED HIM ALL THE TIME! AND THAT'S WHY LUCARIO IS MY FAVORITE POKÉMON!
GOOD LUCKY!!!! Hi everybody! Today we have another guest for the show, give a warm welcome to Rayman!
Chris: *Shifty eyes* Ok, tell me, where are those stupid rabbids.
Rayman: *Shuckles*
Chris: What is so funny?
Rayman: Well.....
*The scene changes to outside, where 5 rabbids are watching a poorly Rayman's picture in front of them, they clap madly at him*
Chris: I can't believe how can they have big floating submarines in the air......
Rayman: Me either.
Chris: First question, will you appear in Brawl?
Rayman: Maybe.
Chris: Say, where are your arms? Is not kind of strange to have floating hands around?
Rayman: I..........can't explain that.........
Chris: Then how can you control them?
Rayman: Well........
Lucas: And how can you walk without legs?
Rayman: I...............
Colette: Where is your throat also?
Rayman: Errrr...............
Klonoa: Where did you found your clothes?
Rayman: Errrrrggggggg..........
Akira: *From speaker* Can you even eat?
Rayman: TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!! *Sniff* I........doesn't know where did I was born......*Sniff*........
Chris: Sorry man, I think I overdid it.
Rayman: No...*Sniff*.......is okay.......really......
Guntz: Hey! Who did let you in? Get back here right now!
Chris: Hey Rayman, the rabbids are here.......and they kinda look sad.
Presea: Maybe they've heard what Rayman just said.
Rayman: *Sniff* What do you want now?
*One of them gives Rayman a photo, in the photo there was 5 rabbids enjoying a day in the park with Rayman (apparently, he was holding a plunger gun behind his back)*
Rayman: Are you guys.......want to go to the park with me?
*They all nod*
Rayman: Let's.....let's go then.
Everyone in the audience: Awww............
Chris: Isn't this moment touchy? :'(
Shadow: *In the audience* Not for me.
Klonoa: Shut up emo hedgehog. :'(
*Rayman and the rabbids walk away from the studio*
Chris: I.....i didn't even asked the other questions......
Lucario: Master Chris-
Chris: Just call me Chris, Lucario...... :'(
Lucario: Right, well, I saw those 5 bunnys carring behind their backs what appears to be guns with plungers in them-
Chris: OH CRAP!!!
Rayman: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rabbids: DDDDDAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucas: Will this chapter continue Chris?
Chris: *Hand in the face* It will.
To be continued........ ;)
good job, chris.
lo- oh no IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE AFRO SMILEY'S!!! O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0
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good job, chris.
Thanks, next time it will be more funnier.
GOOD LUCKY!!!! Hi hi hi! Welcome again to this show! Today we have a special guest! Say hello to Sora from Destiny Islands!
Sora: *Blushes* Thanks.
Chris: Don't get embarrased, everyone likes you!
Sora: Really?
Chris: (Considering the fact that many persons loves every single character of Square Enix games is not a big surprise) Yep, congratulations in your game though!
Sora: Thanks.
Lucas: Ahem.
Chris: Oh yeah, sorry, the interview, okay Sora, first question, did you have received any invitation from Brawl or Sakurai?
Sora: I think I did, maybe I'll join the tournament.
Fangirls: SORA!!! MARRY ME!!!!!!
(If you wonder why I added that part, is because every single girl who have played Kingdom Hearts thinks that Sora is sexy, if you don't believe me, check the walkthroughs in Youtube ;) )
Sora: You again?!
Chris: Don't mind them, we have bodyguards for a reason you know.
Sora: Should I worry?
Chris: (Yes, you need) No, everything is fine.
Sora: What a relief...
Chris: Second question, how do i know I'm not talking to Roxas?
Sora: Well..........because-
Roxas: *Appears* I'm right here-
Chris: You should't have appear.
Roxas: Why?
Chris: Considering the fact that you're more popular than Sora for the fangirls then-
Fangirls: OH MY GOD IS ROXAS!!!! IS HANDSOME!!!!!
Colette: (The 2 of them aren't my type)
Chris: IS SOMEBODY ELSE WHO IS TOO HANDSOME FOR THE FANGIRLS AND DOESN'T USE GEL FOR THE HAIR?!?!?
Axel: Hey Roxas! What are you doing her-*Chris, Sora and Roxas looks to Axel, they look at each other and smirks to Axel*.........did I miss something?
Chris, Sora and Roxas: THROW HIM!!! *The trio grabs Axel and throws him to the fangirls*
Fangirls: KISS HIM!!!!!
Chris: *Laughs* That should keep them away from you 2 in this show. Final question, what do you think of Mansex?
Sora and Roxas: Who?
Chris: Umm, well, you see, many persons call Xemnas "Mansex", is an anagram for Xemnas.
Xemnas: *Appears* That's not true!
Sora: Are you sure? Locate the letters from your name.
Xemnas: Hmm. *He takes out a notepad and a pen and writes down his name, locating every letter to make "Mansex"* Oh for the love of Kingdom Hearts, is true!
Chris: And that's not all, there are quite many yaois about Sora x Rik-
Sora: WHAT!?!?
Riku: *Appears* Huh?!
Sora: And why not me pairing with Kairi?
Kairi: *Appears* Hey! You're really not my type at all!
Sora: I thought we had something special!
Chris: Ohhhhhh that's not even the 1/100 part of all! What about Roxas X Axe-
Roxas: WHAT?!?!?!?
Namine: *Appears* Roxas, how could you!!
Roxas: Is not true! I swear!
Chris: Should I continue?
Sora, Kairi, Riku, Roxas, Namine and Xemnas: NO!!!!
Chris: Hmph, security, THROW THE MEN TO THE FANGIRLS!!!
Lloyd, Sakura, Guntz and Lucario: Got it. *They grab Sora, Roxas, Riku and Xemnas and throws them to the fangirls*
Fangirls: KISS THEM TOO!!!
Kairi: Hey! That's not fai-
Chris: You should hurry up or someone will marry Rik-*Kairi jumps towards the fangirls*..............or Ro-*Namine jumps towards the fangirls*..........Shikamaru, Akira, end the show now.
Shikamaru: This show was brought to you-
Akira: By Sea Salt Ice Cream! The only trans-dimentional product that sells very well in Disney theme worlds! Caution: Don't eat one if you're going to a roller coaster, the effects may cause diarrea. ;)
Oh! Best interview yet! It had Kindom Hearts!
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OH HELL NO!
If I see one more spam post this thread is locked.
Did you know that I'm the one who started this interview thing? I even let thunderhero4 to make his own show!
I could care less, make sure this has no spam...and pm me if you have a problem, don't post.
chris can't help not to spam and he should learn some grammer! and RESPECT!
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OH HELL NO!
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Did you know that I'm the one who started this interview thing? I even let thunderhero4 to make his own show!
I could care less, make sure this has no spam...and pm me if you have a problem, don't post.
chris can't help not to spam and he should learn some grammer! and RESPECT!
Ahem, opinion about today interview?
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OH HELL NO!
If I see one more spam post this thread is locked.
Did you know that I'm the one who started this interview thing? I even let thunderhero4 to make his own show!
I could care less, make sure this has no spam...and pm me if you have a problem, don't post.
chris can't help not to spam and he should learn some grammer! and RESPECT!
Ahem, opinion about today interview?
It wasn't funny!
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OH HELL NO!
If I see one more spam post this thread is locked.
Did you know that I'm the one who started this interview thing? I even let thunderhero4 to make his own show!
I could care less, make sure this has no spam...and pm me if you have a problem, don't post.
chris can't help not to spam and he should learn some grammer! and RESPECT!
Ahem, opinion about today interview?
It wasn't funny!
And.....why?
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If I see one more spam post this thread is locked.
Did you know that I'm the one who started this interview thing? I even let thunderhero4 to make his own show!
I could care less, make sure this has no spam...and pm me if you have a problem, don't post.
chris can't help not to spam and he should learn some grammer! and RESPECT!
Ahem, opinion about today interview?
It wasn't funny!
And.....why?
your little LuckyStar ripoff crap is boring and down right corny.
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Quote from: mackormoses on January 22, 2008, 10:01:35 PM
OH HELL NO!
If I see one more spam post this thread is locked.
Did you know that I'm the one who started this interview thing? I even let thunderhero4 to make his own show!
I could care less, make sure this has no spam...and pm me if you have a problem, don't post.
chris can't help not to spam and he should learn some grammer! and RESPECT!
Ahem, opinion about today interview?
It wasn't funny!
And.....why?
your little LuckyStar ripoff crap is boring and down right corny.
.....That's all? Man, I thought you were talking about the Sora and Riku thing!
GOOD LUCKY!!!! *Deep voice* Today guest is Captain Olimar.
Chris: Hey.....wait a minute, I thought you were as tall as a penny!
Olimar: Ahem, Sonic's head reaching Link's chin?
Chris:................Good excuse, anyway, first question, what will be your role in the SSE?
Olimar: THE ANCIENT MINISTER KIDNAPPED LOUIE!!!
Klonoa: THE HORROR!!!!
Chris: Klonoa, that was really unnecesary.
Klonoa: Sorry, my bad.
Chris: and now where I was?
Lucas: Louie being kidnapped by the ancient minister?
Chris: WHAT?!?! THE HORROR!!!!
Klonoa: -_-
Chris: And how do you know the Ancient Minister have kidnapped Louie?
Olimar: Well......
FLASHBACK
*Olimar found a note in the ground!*
Dear Olimar
I have kidnapped Louie! Now the secret to pick Pikmins of the ground will be mine! And you will never guess my name, because I, the Ancient Minister, has said!............
PS: I'm not the Ancient Minister, just a floating guy without hands and is named Ancient Minister-DARN IT! DARN IT!
END OF FLASHBACK
Chris: So DAMM obvious. Next question, what are your thoughts about your moveset?
Olimar: Those moves makes me feel weak using always the Pikmin.
Chris: (Well, you're weak in reality) And how many Pikmins will be in the field?
Olimar: Around 1463674317647836572164376503756837065783264739305689465436509436314956478365874315804386051743681657456465460916785968568932658960493143285263938568496479301856413728067834849379380, because there is Kirby around too.
Genis: LIAR! That number doesn't even exist!
Olimar: It does exist! I've already said it!
Genis: NAH-AH!
Olimar: YES-AH!
Genis: NAH-AH!
Olimar: YES-AH!
Chris: WILL YOU 2 STOP IT!?!?
Genis and Olimar: Sorry.
Chris: Ahem, final question. This one is a miscellanous about something personal regarding your past actions. This question is also going to appear in all the interviews to make comic relie-er, I mean, more about the character, Olimar, what is exactly your job in Hotocate?
Olimar: Well, my job is-*A trailer passes by* and that is.
Chris: OH GOD, IS THAT TRAILER AGAIN!
Colette: Cool! Where is the movie?
Chris: I MEAN A TRUCK!!
Colette: Aww.....
Chris: Could you please repeat what is your job again?
Olimar: No, I have a vow to not say the same thing again.
Chris: WHAT KIND OF VOW IS THAT?! Arghhh, Shikamaru, Akira end the show now.
Akira: This show was brought to you-
Shikamaru: By Hotocate company, where your job will be as secret as James Bond is!
Good interview, but poor Louie.
Chris: Hell yeah! We're back everyone!
Lucas: Time for another round of interviews!
Vector: Too bad my greatest fan wants to be permabaned!
Klonoa: *Gasps* YOU DID REMEMBER HIM?!
Presea:...........Amazing.
Chris:.............Anyway, TIME FOR OUR NEXT INTERVIEW! AKIRA, GO ON!
GOOD LUC-wait a minute, who is the next victi-I mean, person to be interviewed?
Chris:........ERRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM
Lucas: May I help?
Chris: Is your job, do you have someone in mind?
Lucas: Actually, I have one.
Chris: Don't leave the public in suspense, who is the next one?
Lucas: *Wispers*
Chris: Well, she is fine. BREAK TIME!
2 seconds later.......
Chris: WE'RE BACK!
Lucario: Is kind of pointless to have 2 seconds of break time.
Chris: Maybe, not for Sonic though, he can do more things iin 2 seconds.
Klonoa: Like what?
Chris:.........Well, does speedy people have urine problems?
Colette: What?!
Chris: Oh wait, that was only Sheen of Jimmy Neutron.
Akira: *Deep voice* Chris?
Chris: Oh ok ok! The next person on the list is............oh my god, is Paine from FFX-2.
*She walks in and takes a seat, again the people goes nuts for the calmly member of the Gullwings*
Lucas: We should have a control over the Final Fantasy people Chris.
Chris: But this is only the second time and you're already complaining?
Guntz: What about Sora and the other guys?
Chris: Those are property of Disney, I mean come on, have you seen their foots?
Tails: Either they have a foot disease or Disney's DNA.
Every staff member: Disney's DNA, definitly.
Paine: Ahem, quick, do your interview before those 2 come here.
Chris: And who are those 2?
*Yuna and Rikku walks in*
Lucas: At least they're not 6 Disney/Square Enix people this time around.
Lucario: !!!!!
Chris: Lucario what is it?
Lucario: I presence 6 Disney/Square Enix people coming right here.
Chris: Then Sakura, Lloyd, Guntz, Lucario, deal with them!
"They walk out to stop them"
Chris: And back to the show, let's hear a cheer from the Gullwings for not losing the tradition first!
Yuna: GIMME A Y!
Crowd: Y!
Rikku: GIMME A R!
Crowd: R!
Paine: *Sighs* Gimme a break.
Chris: Okay!
BREAL TIME
2 seconds later.......
Chris: AND WE'RE BACK!
Paine: That was pointless.
Chris: Geez, why the people with red eyes have to say that?
Lucario: *Talking to my mind* I heard that.
Chris: Anyway, first question, any chance to get in Brawl?
Paine: Not an-
Rikku: Of course! The whole Subspace Emissary thing was mimicking what Sin did!
Yuna: Rikku, I think you're overxagerating again.
Paine: And you're losing 6 respect points from my list now.
Rikku: And how many do I have now?
Paine: Minus 1079.
Rikku: T_T..........Meanie!
Chris: Second question, *smirks* if a second person responds before you, what will you say?
Paine:......
Rikku: What kind of question is that?
Chris: Ha-ha! You-fell-for-it!
Paine: Totally.
Rikku: Meanie!
Chris: Final question, did you complained to Nobuo Uematsu because he didn't added any FF music to Brawl?
Paine: I didn't, Rikku did it.
Yuna: Again? That's the 283 time now!
Rikku: Hey, he was being a meanie too!
Chris: I don't know who says meanie a lot, if you or Klonoa.
Klonoa: I don't say that!
Colette: By the way Klonoa, I took your ring by mistake.
Klonoa: MEANIE!
Chris:..............Anyway, thanks for the interview Gullwings!
Yuna: Gimme a-
Chris: Don't start Yuna.
Yuna: Sorry.
Paine: Finally.
Shikamaru: This show was brought to you-
Akira: By Your Friendly Neighborhood Gullwings! Where fiends extermination needs to be paid by Garment Grids and Dresspheres!
*The curtain falls, and behind it*
Lloyd: We're back.
Chris: And how did it go?
Guntz: *Sighs* Lucario beated them up to a pulp, he didn't leaved any to us, except Sakura got Kairi.
Chris: Lucario........
Lucario: What.
Guntz: (He is gonna get punished now!)
Chris: *Thumbs up* Good job! ;)
Lucario: *Smiles a little* Thanks.
Guntz: *Falls anime style*
Chris: And now we only need to wait for our readers for the next person and we will interview him or her A.S.A.P!
*imagines the Disney/Square-Enix characters being beaten.*
O_O
That was really... violent...
Oh, well, great interview!
CHRIS! Can i be in your next interview...? please ::)
and can you interview a Luma for SMG xD
Quote from: Cakeman on February 14, 2008, 02:57:13 PM
CHRIS! Can i be in your next interview...? please ::)
and can you interview a Luma for SMG xD
Okay, but first send me a PM about how do you want to act.