The Snapshot Captioning Contest - Purely For Your Heart's Desire *UPDATED :D*

[QingXin]

The Snapshot Captioning Contest

Purely For Your Heart's Desire

Hello ladies and :| gentlemen! Welcome to my Snapshot Captioning Contest. This is a thread featuring my own snapshots. My job was to post them, your job is to give them a caption! Once there's enough entrants, I'll go through the captions, and pick out the top three!

Note that text / snapshots may get cut off on the right side, so side scrolling may be  required.

The Rules:D

1. One caption per user for each snapshot.

2. Once a new snapshot is up, a user cannot post a caption for a preceding snapshot.

3. Keep the captions appropriate, children :| :| :|

4. No insulting other users' captions, or I will insult you.

5. My pictures are better than Chris' LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA.

Note that all these snapshots are taken by me, and therefore, belong to me. If you want to use them (as an avatar, or sig, or something of that nature), then you'll have to get permission. If I see you using them without my consent, you'll be slapped, tortured, and killed by me... So ask! I'll be kind enough to let you use them.

V This is the active Snapshot, at the moment V

Entrants

MasterYoungLink: "See, this is how you prevent Sequence Breaking!"
JNeedForSpeed2014: "Time to pull out the big guns..."
wiiboychris: "Who's a broken character now, Meta Knight?!"
JrDude: "I must destroy the evidence of me breaking the bridge!"
darkmario: "Snake is unaware that his target isn't on the bridge..."

Previous Snapshots (oldest snapshots at the top)

Just Me, You, and... K. K. Slider...
[spoiler]

Entrants:

Top Three Entrants
SSBBRAWLIN: "No where below the waist, son."
Apollo: "Zelda, I have come to save you from this terrible music."
MasterYoungLink: "<_<  >_> No one's looking!"

Other Entrants
JNeedForSpeed2014: "Shall we dance?"
Hector_The_Axe: "Cogs + Riosan = <3 <3 <3"
JrDude: "I shall distract her by looking into her eyes and holding her waist, then I shall stab her with my sword."
Skye8600: "Link ate out that night."
tibar21: "Please do dance. That dog playing the guitar delights me with his sucky music."[/spoiler]

Courage Vs. Strength
[spoiler]

Entrants

Top Three Entrants
Hector_The_Axe: *Don't trip, Don't trip, for the love of god don't trip!*
Java_Java: "What a cute piggy! Can we keep it? Can we? Can we?! Pleeeeeeeeease."
Felldohs_wrath: "Eww Ganon!!! What'd you eat for lunch?!"

Other Entrants
DOODLEboy99: "HEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
tibar21: "I regret nothing!"
SSBBRAWLIN: "Porkchops best served hot."
Skye8600: *Link tries to imitate Hercules*
MasterYoungLink: "All right, give me a minute to prepare the meal."
JNeedForSpeed2014: "So the time has come to end this long, drawn out battle. En Garde, Ganon!"[/spoiler]

Super Sonic Golfing
[spoiler]

Entrants

Top Three Entrants
Java_Java: "Not helping her 'blonde' image, Peach once again confused Sonic for a golfball."
WaterGod: "Amazingly the freezing cold temperatures and snow aren't affecting her game one bit! Even with only a dress on!"
JrDude: "[Announcer] 'Peach has been accepted into Sonic Golf.'
             [Sonic] 'Waaaah!'"

Other Entrants
MasterYoungLink: "FOOOOOORE!!! *Crash!*"
JNeedForSpeed2014: "I'm sorry. I didn't use my driver."
SSBBRAWLIN: "You've unlocked the Sonic Golfball."
tibar21: "Four!" I think he meant to say "fore!"
Marth Xero: "[Narrator] 'NICE SHOT! (Mario Golf)'"
tollhouse2006: "This one's going right through Bowser's windows."[/spoiler]

Broken Alarm...?
[spoiler]

Entrants

Top Three Entrants
MasterYoungLink: "[Mr. Game and Watch] 'RINGRINGRINGRINGRING!!!!!! RINGINRGIR-'
                            [Snake] 'GO BACK TO SIGN LANGUAGE, dang YOU!!'"
Valor: "[Mr. Game and Watch] 'BEEP BEEP BEEP!'
           [Snake] 'Ahhhhh! Why is there even an alarm button on this thing?!'"
Smash Bro 25: "[Otacon] 'Snake, I can't hear you, turn your mic up!'
                       [Snake] *maxes mic volume*
                       [Mr. Game and Watch] *rings bell at Snake*
                       [Otacon] 'GAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!  DANGIT, SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'"

Other Entrants
SSBBRAWLIN: "Aaauugh!!! My ears, they bleed!!! It's not my fault you can't talk... But that doesn't mean you have to be up close and personal about it...!!"
Java_Java: "Snake and Mr. Game & Watch had a contest to see who was more annoying. Guess who won..."
JNeedForSpeed2014: "I need to find a snooze button..."
tollhouse2006: "Ahhhhhhhh!!!!  Stoooooppp!!!!!  Okay! Okay!  I'll never make guest appearences again!!!  Are you happy now?!!!!  Just stop the ringing!!!!  You're tearing me apart!!!!"[/spoiler]

Bullseye!!!
[spoiler]

Entrants:

Top Three Entrants

Smash Bro 25: "[Sakurai] 'They want more realistic violence?  Oh, I'll give them more realistic violence...' *snickers evilly*"
Silverhawk79: "ARROW'D!"
Depster: "[Announcer] 'Running Riot!'
               [link] 'Too easy!'
               [Bulblin] 'Respawn camper...'"

Other Entrants
JrDude: "[Announcer] 'The man was supposed to put the apple on his head, but he didn't know that and ate it... The Robotic Link already locked on while he was swallowing it, and shot the arrow in his neck.'"
tibar21: "100 percent accuracy, absolute destruction, maximum."
StarWindWizard7: "Kagome's sacred arrow pierces one of Narakus Demons!"
SSBBRAWLIN: "NECK SHOT!"
JNeedForSpeed2014: "Nailed it!"
MasterYoungLink: "Mmmm whatcha saaaa-aaay?" (Saturday Night Live, perhaps?)
darkmario: "[link] 'I told you I could hit his apple!'
                  [Bulblin] 'I meant the one on my head, stupid...!!'"
Triforce_Luigi: "[Bulbin] WRONG APPLE, GENIUS!
                       [link] Do I look like William Tell to you? >.<
[/spoiler]

[jnfs2014]

Link: Shall we dance?

[HTA!]

"3. Keep the captions appropriate, children

4. No insulting other users' captions, or I will insult you."

Took out all the fun. :(
Oh wait, I can still make fun of other users in my caption?
Sweet.

"Dawei + Riosan = <3 <3 <3"

I'm not too good at these things... I'll wait for the next one.

[SkyMyl]

Ah, classic. I remember when I ran a thread like this on Oldsider as well here. ;D

Link: <_< >_>...No one's looking!

[FruitFlow]

Zelda: No where below the waist son.

[JrDude]

Link's Mind: I shall distract her by looking into her eyes and holding her waist, then I shall stab her with my sword.

Best I could come up with :-X

[Skye8600]

Link ate out that night.

ITS APPROPRIATE
<<
if they dont know what i mean =D

[Apollo]

"Zelda I have come to save you from this terrible music."

[tibar21]

Please do dance. That dog playing guitar delights me with his sucky music.

[tollhouse2006]

Ohh Link, your sword is sooo big!

[Fell]

Is it alright if I post one?

Link: He sounds like a frog. The frog choir from Termina is better than him!
Zelda: Shut up and listen to the music.

[QingXin]

Ohh Link, your sword is sooo big!

She better mean that literally.

[Skye8600]

Ohh Link, your sword is sooo big!

She better mean that literally.

lolz

[Fatmanonice]

*squeeze squeeze*

[QingXin]

*squeeze squeeze*

That better have not been your caption...