You post asking for something, the poster after you posts an excuse:
EXAMPLE:
Poster 1: I want water
Poster 2: I already drank it
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I'll start off.
I want a million dollars.
I burned it all.
I want all the videmo gaemz in the world
I sold them on eBay.
I want to have a fairy god parent
They don't exist.
I wish to be a kid again.
Shut up and eat your beef like a MAN
I want another snow day
It's too hot.
I want to be female.
Quote from: SkyMyl on December 09, 2009, 05:09:21 PM
It's too hot.
I want to be female.
There's too many already.
I want a sandwich.
Get the wimminz to do it.
I want someone to do my homework.
Where's the point in that?
I want a wish.
Go to that other topic.
I WANT A SOCIAL LIFE
You're on here, that should be good enough.
I want someone to teach me how to program.
Quote from: Lotos on December 09, 2009, 05:14:56 PM
You're on here, that should be good enough.
I want someone to teach me how to program.
HTML is overrated.
I want more NSF members.
No one else wants to join.
I want some iced tea.
Quote from: KZkxO on December 09, 2009, 05:33:43 PM
No one else wants to join.
I want some iced tea.
Don't have any ice.
I want a PSP Go.
I bought them all.
I want the black people at my school to stop being so stereotypical.
They were raised in da hood, where you had to drop it like it's hot for every meal.
I want more time.
Quote from: Doodle on December 09, 2009, 06:13:48 PM
I bought them all.
I want the n_gger people at my school to stop being so stereotypical.
I'm color blind.
I want people to stop having sex in my house.
Your mom won't come to my house.
I want more cookies.
I eated them all. :(
I want world domination.
The world doesn't exit.
I want to kill Silver.
I contracted someone else to do it to deprive you the pleasure
I want to rebel and capture Serious Discussion
I captured it first.
I want a cookie.
Too bad.
I want to want something else.
I own the last of whatever you want.
I want a snow day.
Quote from: Doodle on December 10, 2009, 04:58:57 AM
I own the last of whatever you want.
I want a snow day.
Its too hot.
I want pizza.
Quote from: Thirteenthorder on December 10, 2009, 05:51:14 AM
Its too hot.
I want pizza.
It's topped with the naked body of Silver.
I want winter break to start already.
Quote from: Doodle on December 10, 2009, 06:06:49 AM
It's topped with the naked body of Silver.
I want winter break to start already.
Your gay thoughts keep you in school.
I want this class to be interesting
School is never interesting.
I want Sakuya Izayoi.
Perverse Sexual Lust (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust)?
But she doesn't exist.
I want to die :(
But the last thing you drank granted you eternal life.
I want to have an epic sword fight.
That will cost $500 googol.
I want you.
I'm not gay.
I want snow.
Quote from: SkyMyl on December 10, 2009, 02:50:08 PM
I'm not gay.
I want snow.
Chicago got it all.
I wanna party.
You have to unshackle yourself first.
I want a blueberry cheesecake.
I ate it.
I wanna go to sleep...
There's a Liger in your bed, so you can't.
I wanna dance.
You suck at dancing.
I want Viveanne to go out with me.
And four months of falsifying evidence go down the drain as he reveals the blatantly obvious truth.
God. Dammit.
Your not appealing enough.
I want more two copies of the new Zelda game.
Quote from: Allegretto on December 11, 2009, 08:03:40 AM
Your not appealing enough.
I want more two copies of the new Zelda game.
I destroy them both.
I want more candy!
my cat ate it all.
I want you XP. (person above).
She's too awesome for you.
I want a computer that doesn't crash from playing TF2 for an hour.
they are sold out.
I want a banana.
that banana was used as condom practice. do you want a lubricated banana? then fine.
i wan summ pasta
all the babies uses it as playful wigs.
you wanna eat now?
I want a sandvich.
The Germans replaced all the sandviches with Bratwurst.
i want a cookie.
the cookie monster said "no cookie for you".
I want soup.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 11, 2009, 05:01:02 PM
the cookie monster said "no cookie for you".
I want soup.
You get a stew instead.
I want to Rick Roll my school.
they banned it. from all use.
I want pie..
I threw it at someone's face. Still interested?
I want a Celestial Weapon.
some one has it. (and that's me XP).
I want a sword.
Too bad.
I want to want something.
sorry everyone has it.
I want pikachu.
I caught the last one.
i want a wynaut.
Jessie of Team Rocket caught the last one.
I want a Vulpix :3
it's too good for you :O
I WAN CHARIZARD
it got killed because it touched one of Ninetails tails XP.
I want a ninetails .
Pokemon isn't real
I want 100 dollars.(c-c-c-combo breaker)
Quote from: darkmario on December 13, 2009, 11:44:47 AM
Pokemon isn't real
I want 100 dollars.(c-c-c-combo breaker)
Doesn't everybody? And that's too bad because I ain't got $100 to give ya.
We should throw an epic party of epicness! I want an epic party of epicness! =O
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 12, 2009, 11:11:11 PM
ninetails .
PSSSSST! It's NINETALES.
Quote from: Sh0rTi on December 13, 2009, 12:28:41 PM
We should throw an epic party of epicness! I want an epic party of epicness! =O
You weren't invited.
I want an excuse.
No.
I want Sh0rti. :3
I killed Sh0rti.
I want shorts that are comfy and easy to wear.
Quote from: Rayquarian on December 14, 2009, 02:44:20 PM
I killed Sh0rti.
I want shorts that are comfy and easy to wear.
They're too expensive =|
I want to learn a third language.
You don't have the patience to.
I want a brick.
Quote from: Rayquarian on December 14, 2009, 02:44:20 PM
I killed Sh0rti.
You bastard!
Quote from: SkyMyl on December 14, 2009, 03:52:02 PM
You don't have the patience to.
I want a brick.
You bastard!
*Comes back as ghost and pops a cap in whoever killed her*
Oh yeah, that brick was thrown at someone's window.
I want a job.
You're not qualified for any
I want your face.
My face is too pretty for you.
I want a DDR machine.
They're all over 8000 dollars.
I still want Sh0rti.
Quote from: SkyMyl on December 14, 2009, 07:26:32 PM
They're all over 8000 dollars.
I still want Sh0rti.
Said Sh0rTi is a grown woman and you're too young. >.>;
I want it to be Friday.
Time doesn't move forward and skip days on a whim. And I'm NEVER too young!
Alcohol, sex, driving, and romance, all distanced away from you.
It's fun to note that his body and mind are extremely disproportionate.
I want a copy of Mana Khemia.
to bad, since they are no longer made and everyone has one. (including your next door friend).
I want to know Telekinesis.
Your head would explode.
I want samurai sams rice bowl
he gave it to some one else.
I want a taco.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 15, 2009, 01:39:44 PM
he gave it to some one else.
I want a taco.
I ate the last one.
I want my finger to stop hurting.
If you weren't flipping people off, it wouldn't be hurting.
I want Freudia Neuwahl.
I can't blame you if you're unaware of her.
If you DO know where she's from, give yourself a cookie (http://rks.wikia.com/wiki/Freudia).
It's my pinky, not my middle finger that hurts, and Freudia Neuwahl doesn't want you.
I need the last Cirque du Freak book...
Needing is different from wanting.
He's going to degenerate into a blithering mess after a few minutes after being shunned five times in the same day.
I want skills.
Not in this lifetime, buddy.
I WANT the last Cirque du Freak book...
You're too unskilled to be skilled.
You can't have it.
I want this awkwardness to go away.
[Insert figurative rock to the face here]
Ok, but you then lose your pants & boxers in public.
I want to be less shy.
But we need a social outcast to exist, so you can't. I want my very own jar of dirt.
but it asplodes.
i want a new computer that doesnt asplode
Your family is too poor.
I want a Playstation 3.
they were all taken due to sony's Main Problem with money thus all PS3's were taken back and heard of again.
I want to get killed.
No one has the murderous intent.
I want to get something for Christmas.
You were too naughty.
I want lunch.
Quote from: SkyMyl on December 16, 2009, 12:18:52 PM
You were too naughty.
I want lunch.
I ate your lunch. >.>
I wanna go to Six Flags.
It was closed down because of people like you who want to go, but don't.
I want another snow day.
Quote from: darkmario on December 16, 2009, 06:56:03 PM
It was closed down because of people like you who want to go, but don't.
I want another snow day.
Well, nobody else does.
I want the feeling to come back to my finger.
Your nerves are permanently damaged.
I want this MDE to stop. ;_;
It can't stop.
I want these hiccups to stop.
They won't end till after my MDE does.
I want NSFCD to die then get reborn.
they can't due to suing.
I want Natasha the Machine gun.
You'll shoot yourself in the eye.
I want to beat Rosenkreuzstilette already!
Quote from: Nintendo_Ltd. Rayquarian on December 18, 2009, 10:04:15 AM
You'll shoot yourself in the eye.
I want to beat Rosenkreuzstilette already!
You're not good enough to beat whoever Rosenkreuzstilette is.
I want someone to play Tekken 6 with me.
No one wants to.
Also, RosenKreuzStilette is a PC game. Gameplay wise, it's a Mega Man clone done RIGHT. For more info, click here (http://rks.wikia.com/wiki/Rosenkreuzstilette_Wiki).
He cherishes the series while never actually having played it.
I've never heard of such a thing. ._.
I want skills.
Quote from: SkyMyl on December 18, 2009, 02:06:45 PM
No one wants to.
Also, RosenKreuzStilette is a PC game. Gameplay wise, it's a Mega Man clone done RIGHT. For more info, click here (http://rks.wikia.com/wiki/Rosenkreuzstilette_Wiki).
He cherishes the series while never actually having played it.
I've never heard of such a thing. ._.
I want skills.
Oh, and you can't have skills.
I want to know how I fell behind with Umineko no Naku Koro ni...
Because it...doesn't have...uhhh...
I want to know why I haven't watched Umineko yet.
Because you live under a rock.
I want a free ACen pass.
they are not for sale.
I want to be god.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 19, 2009, 06:57:18 PM
they are not for sale.
I want to be god.
Acen.org mo'fo! xP Nobody wants to worship you.
I want somethin' to eat.
no one wants to help you.
I want my pizza.
It fell in the sewer.
I want to make a wish.
Wishes don't come true.
I want Subway.
You're not fresh enough.
I want to Large Hadron Collider to destroy Europe.
Quote from: Nintendo_Ltd. Rayquarian on December 20, 2009, 03:09:39 PM
You're not fresh enough.
I want to Large Hadron Collider to destroy Europe.
Too bad. You can't. You just can't.
I want to eat something spicy.
you'll get Diabetes.
I want Sh0rTi's spicy food.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 20, 2009, 07:29:13 PM
you'll get Diabetes.
I want Sh0rTi's spicy food.
You can't have it because you can't handle it.
I want someone to give me a reason to not be so cold-hearted.
'cause as desperate nerds, we will give you cyber for free and possibly pay you.
I want more activity.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 20, 2009, 10:59:20 PM
'cause as desperate nerds, we will give you cyber for free and possibly pay you.
I want more activity.
*Now even more cold-hearted. Good job*
Nobody wants to be active with you around.
I want whoever's in the bathroom to hurry up and get outta there so I can take a darn shower! DX<
Quote from: Sh0rTi on December 21, 2009, 03:16:47 PM
*Now even more cold-hearted. Good job*
Nobody wants to be active with you around.
I want whoever's in the bathroom to hurry up and get outta there so I can take a darn shower! DX<
They're a little constipated right now. Check back in about two hours.
I want to save the world.
Yo Kanye West, I'm real happy for you and imma let you finish, but Jesus Christ was the best hero of all time!
That was terrible.
I want a girlfriend.
More like "need".
Quote from: SkyMyl on December 22, 2009, 08:52:02 PM
Yo Kanye West, I'm real happy for you and imma let you finish, but Jesus Christ was the best hero of all time!
That was terrible.
I want a girlfriend.
More like "need".
No one wants to be your girl and needs don't count here.
I want more egg rolls.
2. Fuckin. Bad.
I want to sing the Oopma Loompa song with you.
I live in Colorado where we are getting blizzareds XD.
I want a egg roll.
I just don't give a intercourse .
I want to go to sleep.
You have to stay awake.
I want my stomach to stop hurting.
The pain has to be endured.
I want a different "MYL" sig.
You lost all your artistic talent and can't make a new one.
I want someone to send me a text :(
Nobody wants to waste the effort to communicate with you.
I want cookies!
Fuck you.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
You have died in a fire.
-Continue
-Quit
Also, I still want cookies.
Then go to chat lazy bones.
I want to be da bomb.
You'll explode.
i want it to be christmas
We have to go through Christmas Eve first. We just have to.
I want to play God of War.
I stole it.
I wanna invent a time machine and go see woodstock.
This time machine can only go to the future and back. It can't go to the past.
I want some pie.
Cookies are better.
I want a pie of cookies.
You let them go stale over night, so I took the liberty of throwing them out.
I want to go to IRC.
it's broke again.
i want you to want me
I don't. I don't need you either, nor would I beg you.
I want to know wtf is going through my ex's head.
You really, REALLY don't wanna know.
I want to RP...
RP is dying. Or at least it has died.
I want you all to get out of my mind.
I can't get out, because I never went in.
I want you all to stop saying "I want"
That would defeat the purpost of the game.
I want to know why I'm still up at this freakishly late/early hour.
It is no longer that hour, so I can't tell you.
I want to want something that I want.
you can't cause it makes no sense.
do a Barrel roll with me everybody?
You pressed the wrong c button, and died.
I would like a new phone.
they could not get you one.
I want my life back after I did the Barrel roll =D
Quote from: FoxPhantom on December 28, 2009, 07:08:51 PM
they could not get you one.
I want my life back after I did the Barrel roll =D
All of our necromancers are currently working on Michael Jackson.
I want to RULE THE WORLD!!!
Hitler's grandson beat you there, in XP.
I want my gun.
That kid from 6th Sense took it.
I want to be as crazy as that one guys who steals other people's scabs on Family Guy.
You can only be as crazy as Mr. Herbert.
I want a nicer cell phone.
they were all killed in Vietnam.
I wish I could kill myself.
It has no service.
I wish I got paid weekly.
This is real life; you don't "wish" for weekly paid; you earn it, and frankly, you just don't work hard enough for weekly pay.
You smell like an AAAAAAAAAAss.
I want some water.
All the water's contaminated.
I want to know why poor Sesshomaru always seems to get the ass of things.
http://www.otakucenter.com/inuyasha-kanketsu-hen-13-complete-pathway-t43632.html
Quote from: Sh0rTi on December 29, 2009, 05:46:31 PM
All the water's contaminated.
I want to know why poor Sesshomaru always seems to get the ass of things.
http://www.otakucenter.com/inuyasha-kanketsu-hen-13-complete-pathway-t43632.html
You need to watch more good ole' AMERICAN entertainment, not that weird japanese stuff.
I want people to be more open-minded, especially towards fun things that people reject because they view a culture as weird.
Quote from: AAAAAAAAAA on December 29, 2009, 10:45:09 PM
You need to watch more good ole' AMERICAN entertainment, not that weird japanese stuff.
I want people to be more open-minded, especially towards fun things that people reject because they view a culture as weird.
You can't have it because you yourself just dissed anime, which is not being open-minded.
I want dumb blond reality shows to disappear. Forever.
Quote from: Sh0rTi on December 29, 2009, 10:53:35 PM
You can't have it because you yourself just dissed anime, which is not being open-minded.
I want dumb blond reality shows to disappear. Forever.
They make wayyyy too much money to give up.
I want a nice, cold glass of irony.
You already got it with your last want.
I want my voice to come back...
You had it all along, but you didn't use it because you thought you lost it.
I want some pizza.
Only people with avatars can eat pizza.
I want you to want me. I need you to need me.
Quote from: Thirteenthorder on January 01, 2010, 04:04:25 PM
I can't want you because I want doodle.
I want to be the indifferent smiley.
You can't because then you'd be dead.
I want true love.
no one wants to be with you.
I want some help.
No one wants to help you.
I want some milk to go with the cookies I'll soon have.
they ran out of Milk due to making Eggnog.
Hey I want some eggnog.
I drank all the eggnog.
I want my sleep schedule to not be intercourse ed up.
Too. Fucking. Bad.
I want it to be 2009.
to ducking bad, since there is no DeLorean DMC-12 that can do that.
I want to kick some one.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on January 01, 2010, 09:12:52 PM
to ducking bad, since there is no DeLorean DMC-12 that can do that.
I want to kick some one.
They'll use that as an excuse to kill you.
I want a massage...
You have to pay.
I want to finish Special Ops.
you need to go to Special ed.
I want to BRAWL.
You need a bra.
I wanna DANCE!
Sorry, I accidentally broke your legs.
I want to want less.
sorry I can't give you less. nor anything.
I want to Melee.
Nobody else wants to Melee.
I don't wanna do this Econ. homework...
too bad, you need the grade to survive.
I want to get into college.
You suck to much to get in.
I want to do a double sided double back flip.
You'll shoot your leg off.
I want a snorkel.
Sorry but all the ones asides from Broken used ones with Rabbies on it are broken.
I wanna rock
you can only find them outside laying on the ground.
I wanna mock.
Your mom said no.
I can break these cuffs!
your lawyer won't let you run.
I want to rip out my F-ing organ
Sorry, all of your organs got A's.
You can't break dos cuffs.
yes it can. (not sure since what you said made no sense).
JrDude neglected to want something, instead replying to
MikeRoweScottRayquarian's post.
Quote from: MikeRoweSoft on January 04, 2010, 05:19:47 PM
I can break these cuffs!
Quote from: JrDude ½ on January 05, 2010, 01:29:28 AM
You can't break dos cuffs.
Just in case you don't get it, here you go.
Anyway, I want more donuts.
Super ate them all.
I want to be famous.
You need to have talent or connections, of which you have neither.
;_; that was so mean I'm kidding. ;_;
I don't want to be lactose intolerant anymore.
But It's lactose, thus you have to stick with i.
I want my girlfriend to live closer to me.
She dies soon after.
I want NSF to be popular.
That's impossible.
I want a cookie.
If I can't have cookies, you can't have a cookie.
I want cookies.
You're not good enough for cookies.
I want KINGDOOOOM HEEEAAAAARTS TO FILL ME, WITH THE POWER OF DARKNESS!
Quote from: SkyMyl on January 06, 2010, 07:13:35 PM
You're not good enough for cookies.
I want KINGDOOOOM HEEEAAAAARTS TO FILL ME, WITH THE POWER OF DARKNESS!
You can not comprehend the true form of Kingdom Hearts.
I want you all to be overwhelmed by the darkness of the unknown!
My Heart is full of light, because god put it there.
I WANT A HEARTLESS TO GET INSIDE KINGDOM HEARTS SO THEY CAN DIE IN THE PURE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a game, get over it.
I want to punch the people who didn't put a Speed Limit sign on the street to the DMV (I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE! >_X )
they want to make you angry so they took them down.
I want my head to implode.
Quote from: FoxPhantom on January 07, 2010, 08:04:52 AM
they want to make you angry so they took them down.
I want my head to implode.
I need to use it as a soccer ball.
I want the sky to stop taking its massive winter dump on my town, unless we're gonna get a snow day.
It ate a load of food, it will be poopting on you for a while now.
I want to kick your buttocks.
You're a wimp.
I want to be not sick anymore.
Quote from: Robbie Riddle on January 08, 2010, 05:55:17 PM
You're a wimp.
I want to be not sick anymore.
You should not have gotten sick in the first place.
Quote from: Robbie Riddle on January 08, 2010, 05:55:17 PM
You're a wimp.
I want to be not sick anymore.
You seem angry at me sir, and I don't mean just because of this post.
I want Rob to get over his butthurtness.
he/ she is not mature enough.
I want to be bold.
Chex Mix already took that title.
I want a massage. x.x
You have no inbox.
I want an inbox.
You have no account,
I want a account.
OK, let me just get that m.. AAAAAND IT'S GONE! =)
I want you to understand the joke.
There is no joke.
I want Jr's account.
It's password locked. :|
I want to go home.
You left all your doors and windows locked, and you don't have a key.
I want a refrigerator.
you sold it last night.
I want some money.
Money isn't real.
I want new money.
as you said, it's not real.
I want out of this matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's nothing outside the matrix.
I want to create something outside the matrix.
You can't make another Zion.
I want to be the chosen one.
You can't, I am.
I want to own you.
you can't you already died. by killing yourself which killed Smith.
I want to rule the new Zion.
Too late, some black guy does, and soon a Mexican.
I want to win The Game.
The Game beat you.
I want a new Game.
You don't deserve a new game.
I want to know where this cut came from.
from some game that we don't know.
I want to shoot myself.
I already have plans to kill you myself.
I want tomorrow to be a good day.
Tomorrow won't happen.
I want to time travel.
Hitler does before you and kills you.
I want nothing.
You are nothing.
I want silver.
all the miners took them.
I want to be a Oscar Mayer wiener.
Too bad. Nobody wants to eat you... neither the good or bad way.
I want someone to play GH5 with me.
I wish I could, except that I live in Colorado.
I wish someone could play the game with me.
I wish I could, but I live in New York.
I want some oreos
there all out.
I wish we had god as President.
Some people don't believe in him.
I want Fox to now make wishes in the Want thread.
it become an epic fail.
I want jr. to dance like a chicken.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on January 15, 2010, 02:30:23 AM
Some people don't believe in him.
I want Fox to now make wishes in the Want thread.
I meant to say "not" not "now"...
*On Topic*
You missed it, I did that in Kindergarten.
I want you to not reply in this thread.
too bad, cause if we all did that it would die.
I want you to reply to this thread.
The "you" that you are referring to doesn't wanna reply.
I want you to stop runnin' around with ya pants on the ground.
too bad.
I want to you to stop running shirtless
Fine, I'll do it pantless.
I want to scream for no raisin.
Your parents taught you better.
I want to draw a hot lady.
Your drawing skills will somehow make it look like a man.
I want to finish my art painting.
I stole it.
I want to draw a flower.
You have no idea how to draw a flower.
I want to stop getting distracted so I can read my shiny new manga.
it's ripped up.
I want a new sketch book.
You don't deserve it.
WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!? *RAGE* I WANT TO KILL THE BASTARD THAT RIPPED MY MANGA! YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE MANGA CULT'S MANGA!!!*Goes on a hunt*
you get arrested for wanting to murder
I rip her second favorite manga.
You're not strong enough to rip it all the way.
I wanna be superhuman.
Your no superman,
I want a green Lantern.
Shiny Lanturn are pink, not green :P
I want some food.
they were all taken.
I want some Big, Smooth, Round, Pearls. ( no not Womens breasts)
You get Big, Smooth, Round, balls instead.
I want you to get your mind out of the intercourse ing gutter.
I was not in the gutter. I was in the Treasure chest.
I want Jr.dude to stop thinking I was meaning a persons body part.
You want all of Jr's body
I want to win the lottery.
You will spend all of your money on 1 slot machine except the last bit you have left, then you leave, the person immediately after you gets a Jackpot first try.
I want that to happen to him for realz.
I'll win the jackpot.
I want Jr to be poor forever.
He would be but he's going to find a lottery ticket at the age of 97. He will die 6 minutes later.
I want to be in a Zombie scenario.