Samus Aran

[SkyMyl]

Samus Aran facts take place in this thread. Why? Because you can't argue with Samus. And because I can't think of a better thread for a Metroid board just yet.

Samus can step on planets, which explode immediately after she steps on them.

[Rayquarian]

Samus's mother and father were Lara Croft and Chuck Norris.  Her parents went into hiding, pretending to be dead to bring out her Chuck Norris powers.  Because of this, she became the most powerful being in existence.

[Neerb]

Samus is half human, half Chozo, half Metroid. That's right, Samus is 50% more of a being than you could ever mathematically be.

[JrDude]

Samus has boobies.