Tha thunderhero interview show!! season 1

[thunderhero4]

I have always loved the wiiboychris interviews (100% credit to him, i support him all the way with his funnies) and i luved to add my own little interviews in his thread. I would like to try more of my own interview things. I will interview anybody (even chuck norris) as long as I know who it is...so I hope I dont fail this and I would like any suggestions... And i can finally hear one from wiiboychris!! ;)

[DededeCloneChris]

I support you! Good luck!

[thunderhero4]

I support you! Good luck!

haha, thanks, i was kinda scared youd be mad for ma minute... ;D

[Triforce_Luigi]

Ridley or Pikachu!

[thunderhero4]

Ridley or Pikachu!

My first one! alright ill do pikachu...

[Depster]

So then do Chuck Norris!  Did you know that he counted to infinite TWICE?

[thunderhero4]

Hello, and welcome to the now official Thunderhero interview show. I just recently came back from 2 years in the hospital, and i feel great! lets get started....shall we?
Today we have pikachu...and translating for us is ash ketchum (what a freak)...

Thunder: Hello

Ash: pika

Pikachu: pika

Ash: hi

*Ok, this is already annoying, im going to skip the ash part and assume pikachu can speak with me...

Thunder: Ash, your fired!!!

Ash: !@#$%

*ash leaves in anger*

Thunder: ok...pikachu how do you feel with the popularity you have?

Pikachu: oh, its great man, im gettin all the ladies...

Thunder: do you enjoy being a little elecrtic mouse, or do you want to evolve into a slightly larger mouse named Raichu??

Pikachu: No duh, Raichu sounds awesome, but in my stupid script they made me refuse...i was depressed, angry, sad, and I thought I was going to kill myself...that is until I saw the light. They invited me to join super smash bros. i never went back to my old life again...

Thunder: *reaches for a tissue* so what made you want to come here??

Pikachu: i was gonna go to the chris interview show, but they told me i wasnt important enough and made me come here...

Thunder: wow, is it really that bad in here...

*a piece of the cieling falls on me*

Thunder: .......ow......

*i pass out*

* i wake up, after being shocked*

Thunder: Wha?? what happened??

Announcer: the shows over, dingbat! you passed out for over an hour!

Thunder: what happened to pikachu??

Announcer: i dont know...but hes gone...

Thunder: is it just me, or is this the worst interview we have ever had??

Announcer: i believe so, hardly any laughs came out of it...

Thunder: i guess pikachu is gonna be "shocked" for the rest of his life!

Announcer and thunder: OWWWWWW! major diss!

Announcer: this has been brought to you by crappy interview shows, the first is the worst, and the stage is never built right....do you agree?

Thunder: you are so right announcer guy! Good night everyone!

[thunderhero4]

So then do Chuck Norris!  Did you know that he counted to infinite TWICE?

yes i did, and i shall do an interview on him, ill start on it now!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Tgat was funny.

[thunderhero4]

a quick note: id perfer if youd tell me what youd like me to interview the person about. thanks! :)

[Triforce_Luigi]

Pichu about how he always hurts himself and is emo.

[thunderhero4]

hello! and welcome to the thunderhero interview show!! Today we have a special guest (dont we always?) say hello to chuck norris!!

Thunder: *sheepishly* hello?

Chuck: hello

Thunder: how are you?

Chuck: fine thanks!

Thunder: so i hear that you have a strong chance of making it into the video game: super smash bros. brawl...

Chuck: what are you talking about!? I HATE VIDEO GAMES!!

Thunder: Aiyeee! Im sorry, i didnt know! I just figured that! Please dont hurt me!! Im an innocent man, I never did anything wrong!! Nooooooo......

Chuck: Haha, you make me laugh! give me a hug!!

*chuck crushes my bones in between his arms*

Thunder: umm...thanks *in pain*

Announcer: Hey, get off the stage!! we cant have anymore broken bones!!

Chuck: why you!

*he does a roundhouse kick into the announcer's face, the announcer goes flying through the window*

Thunder: *turned white, speechless*

Chuck: What are you looking at!?

Thunder: *runs away, what a wuss i am... :P*

Chuck: i think this is my show now * he winks at camera* good night!

Note: chuck norris gave me my show back...but i had to pay him...of course...

Thunder: *pant* Good Night! For real...i hope

*goes home and has nightmares*

[thunderhero4]

Pichu about how he always hurts himself and is emo.

Oo, ok, i can come up with a few ideas... ;)

[thunderhero4]

Hello! and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today, our guest is Pichu!! and once again, Im going to assume  i can talk to him (me and my talents...)!

Thunder: hi!

Pichu: oh, hello  :(

Thunder: Is there something wrong??

Pichu: nope *pulls and lights a cigarette*

Thunder: umm there is no smoking in here...

Pichu: bite me...

Thunder: *whispers to announcer* sheesh! why do we always get the bad ones to interview??

Announcer: *shrugs shoulders*

Thunder: so umm, I hear you might not be returning in brawl...

Pichu: i dont care... I was always booed off the stage...

*puffs a smoke*

Thunder: *cough* ok then, i hear you were the worst character anyway...

Pichu: IM SORRY GEEZ! I DID THE BEST I COULD! PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!

*pichu starts to cry, and pulls out a knife to cut himself*

Thunder: oh my god! end the show now! please, i cant take much more of this! I might just go emo!

Announcer: way ahead of ya...* has a lit cigarette in his mouth*

Thunder: Nooooooo!

*show cut*

[Triforce_Luigi]

Nice!