Ok, so there's this creepy guy who always follows me around and is annoying as intercourse . He just won't leave me alone. And whenever he talks to me he stats being a dick, swearing at me and stuff. But now, he just said that he loves me. The biggest problem here? I'm straight.
What do I do? What should I tell him? ;__;
Well, you could watch hours and hours of gay porn until you like the sight of penis'.
Or just tell him to intercourse off.
Quote from: Magnum on January 19, 2010, 01:45:44 PM
Or just tell him to intercourse off.
I like this idea better. He just won't leave me alone!!! D:
Tell him you don't swing that way and he'd best work to get over you. And don't take your sweet time doing so, or you're only going to let this get worse.
tell him to intercourse off and the sooner the better
[spoiler]he probably thinks of you when he's fapping
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Go to bed with him, he'll realize he's made a mistake afterward.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on January 19, 2010, 03:25:09 PM
Go to bed with him, he'll realize he's made a mistake afterward.
Ew no.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on January 19, 2010, 03:25:09 PM
Go to bed with him, he'll realize he's made a mistake afterward.
I lol'd.
But really, set him up on a blind date with a friend.
Quote from: Magnum on January 19, 2010, 01:45:44 PM
Well, you could watch hours and hours of gay porn until you like the sight of penis'.
That was my idea :D.
I like Jrdude's idea.
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Someone tell me I'm not the only person who noticed this ...And had creepy thoughts
As for your problem, FH summed it up. Tell him to screw off.
Quote from: Third K on January 20, 2010, 08:49:10 AM
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Someone tell me I'm not the only person who noticed this ...And had creepy thoughts
As for your problem, FH summed it up. Tell him to screw off.
Nice, I noticed that as well =3
So is how you start off an awkward thread it seems? I dunno.
Quote from: Third K on January 20, 2010, 08:49:10 AM
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Someone tell me I'm not the only person who noticed this ...And had creepy thoughts
As for your problem, FH summed it up. Tell him to screw off.
"So" is an IRL word. :P
Quote from: Third K on January 20, 2010, 08:49:10 AM
As for your problem, FH summed it up. Tell him to screw off.
I wouldn't necessarily go with telling him to screw off. Just be frank and to the point. You don't need to make him feel anymore idiotic than he probably already will.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 20, 2010, 09:31:29 PM
I wouldn't necessarily go with telling him to screw off. Just be frank and to the point. You don't need to make him feel anymore idiotic than he probably already will.
Well yeah; by screw off I don't mean be that blunt. Just go "Oh, hey, I'm actually straight so yeah"
Tell him you're straight, etc.
Or tell him you're gay for kicks, then see where it goes.
Quote from: Doodle on January 21, 2010, 05:29:22 AM
Or tell him you're gay for kicks, then see where it goes.
He'll tell the school school we're going out, and I don't want to deal with that.
If he's one of the "popular" jerks, he's probably making fun of you. I had that bull poop in middle school.
Quote from: L10 on January 21, 2010, 03:35:44 PM
If he's one of the "popular" jerks, he's probably making fun of you. I had that bull poop in middle school.
Don't let it bother you, sounds like bull, but hold out long enough and they'll leave you alone, either that or end up insulting you as a joke rather then using it to make you feel bad.
tell him that you have zits on your penis
Quote from: L10 on January 21, 2010, 03:35:44 PM
If he's one of the "popular" jerks, he's probably making fun of you. I had that bull poop in middle school.
No, actually no one likes him because he's creepy. He follows people, wont shut up, plus hius voice sounds like a pedophile's. >_>
Quote from: Customrobo13 on January 21, 2010, 05:47:31 PM
tell him that you have zits on your penis
I lol'd for a good 5 minutes.