...Ow.

[QingXin]

...You're not Jackie Chan...
...Stop trying...

No... But I'm Jackie Chan's female counterpart ;) ;)

Ask Hector_The_Axe.

[Redpaige13]

You are one smooth dude.

I know. The ladies are ALL over me. :P
...I wish. ;_;

First you break your darn cell phone on the floor, and now your face? 

...  I don't think your carpet likes you.

[Sgt.Chilly]

You are one smooth dude.

I know. The ladies are ALL over me. :P
...I wish. ;_;

First you break your darn cell phone on the floor, and now your face? 

...  I don't think your carpet likes you.

His furniture is trying to kill him.

[Silverhawk79]

You are one smooth dude.

I know. The ladies are ALL over me. :P
...I wish. ;_;

First you break your darn cell phone on the floor, and now your face? 

...  I don't think your carpet likes you.

This was a case of hard tile floor vs. face. D:
I'm in my dorm. >.>

[00KIRBY]

I can almost feel the pain of that O_O
Jeez how on earth did you do that?  =P

[ThePowerOfOne]

You are one smooth dude.

I know. The ladies are ALL over me. :P
...I wish. ;_;

First you break your darn cell phone on the floor, and now your face? 

...  I don't think your carpet likes you.

He just has a curse of breaking things. Be glad it wasn't the forum this time.

[Silk]

You know you did it on purpose so you could make this thread.   :P