Boshi's Island-BIGGER, BETTER, AND UNCUT

[ZGDK]

Boshi's Island was a parody of Yoshi's Island I wrote a LOOOOONG time back. I never saved it. It was all on NSider so it is being redone. Let's-a-go!

PROLOUGE

It's a rainy day on Boshi's Island, and Boshi is jacking off to pics of Princess Pear. How Boshis do that is beyond me, and who Princess Pear is is also beyond me. They say she's Rosalina's sister. HOTTER sister. Is it getting hot in here or what? *Pulls shirt collar* I'll be right back.

"Man that is hot."

Alright I'm back. Meanwhile underground the Baby Mole is bringing Baby Wario and Baby Waluigi to their parents when all of the sudden an evil Magipoopa appears!

"Alright, hand over the babies, shee?" he said.

"Like, hey man, no intercourse ing way." replied the mole.

So they like totally fought and all of the sudden Baby Wario had to go poopy and he was launched straight up into Boshi's house.

"WOAH! Hey can't a guy jack off in peace anymore!?" asked Boshi.

Baby Wario was too distracted by the pictures to care though.

"Hey, what are ya' doin! You too young too see those hot, juicy, man get out now!" Boshi said.

But Baby Wario started to cry, and cry, and cry, and cry, and cry, and cry, and cry, and cry, and cry, and cry, and did I mention cry? He cried so much by the time he stopped he was old enough to look at those pics. Just kidding. Encolsed in his poopy diaper was a PDA. Inside was an e-mail message.

"Dear Sir and/or/both Madam, please take good care of Baby Wario. Bring him ti the top of the mountain and destroy the evil Mario. The one who forsees his own demise at the hands of Baby Wariodfsdfknsd vssdfvkcsdCKvjdsbfvbasdkjlfbasdjfghhadjhfgasjhfgadjhfgasjfhasgdjfasgjkfgasfga visit www.playpear.comsdfasdfsdfsdaffdasFSADsfadASDFsafasdfaDFESADsdaASD"

Now normally Boshi wouldn't do such a thing as he would impale the baby and feast on his innards, but Baby Wario's parents might pay him alot. Alot of money to buy porn educatonal DVD'S. And so the two began their journey.

[ZGDK]

CHAPTER ONE-WELCOME TO BOSHI'S ISLAND

"The first section of Boshi's adventure leads him down the dreaded ROAD OF SHAME!" said Bob.

"THAAAAT'S RIGHT BOB!" replied Bob.

"WELCOME TO THE BOB AND BOB SHOW!" said both Bobs.

"Hey what are you muddaintercourse as' doin?" asked ZGDK, "I go to get a cup of coffee, and I come back to find you two vagina cleaning devices. Get out... NOW."

So anyway where was I? Ahh yes, Boshi. So the Road of Shame is a big road owned by the evil Curt the Shameful. That guy is the skinniest man on the Mushroom Planet. He as a thing for punishing "unworthy ones" in the form of Tip Boxes. Speaking of Tip Boxes Boshi has just encountered one.

"Hey, retard, gimmie's some tips." spat Boshi.

"Now, now, young man. Let us see what you have done. SEARCHING DATABANKS. Looks like you're a pornalohic, baby murder, ooo wife cheater and beater, egg smasher, Bowser lover, Mario hater, and a big fat meanie poo! Do you know what we do with meanie poos? THEY GET SENT TO MEET MASTER CURT!"

All went black. When Boshi awoke he was in a dungeon surrounded by middle aged guys in clown costumes. One spoke.

"We are the Sane Clows Pals, a musical group that serves Master Curt. You have done some bad things. Master Curt must punish you. Come with us."

Boshi followed the men down a long bright hall filled with Curtis' pictures of all sizes. Finally they reached the throne room! And there he was Curt the Shameful himself!

"Come in Boshi! My name is Curt the Shameful. My Message Block tells me you are unworthy. You see Boshi 2012 is fast approaching. It will bring about a global armaggedon. UNLESS, we stop it. In order to stop it all evil people must be PURGED. And to help me, meet my pet... THE CATROID!" said Curt.

And out from a chamber came a giant flying bloodsucking mutant CAT. But Boshi was cunning, he whipped out a spiky egg and tossed it at Catroid blowing it up.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...OOOO..OOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..... THAT'S IT! TIME TO DIE YOU ASSWIPE!" screamed Curt.

But Boshi knew what to do! He tossed an egg at Curt's closet and several magazines fell out!

"NO... NO... NOT... NOT my secret collection of-

TO BE CONTINUED

[Zovistograt]

I remember this :)

Loved it.  Glad you're reposting it.

[ZGDK]

I remember this :)

Loved it.  Glad you're reposting it.

Thanks. I should have Chapter 2 up tommorow.

[ZGDK]

CHAPTER 3

Playboy magazines with Tiffany on the cover! *Side note, ZGDK Does Not Read Porn, but I'm not stupid either*. I AM PUT TO SHAME!" screamed Curt.

Curt started exploding and erupting and in a cliche manner fell into a pit of lava. His innards burned and his consious fried and before this gets too religious Boshi was off on his next path. To the castle of his archnemisis VALVO THE LIME!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!

"Hey der kids! My name is Kooky da' Klown! IT'S BACKSTORY TIME!"

Boshi and Valvo had a long history. They both though one loved violence more than the other. Boshi had won in the end when he grousomley killed an infant Mortal Kombat style. Valvo had never forgiven Boshi for that. Anyway back to the story.

So the Walk of Shame was a depressing walk. Trees died and little girls screamed. Lava erupted from the ground, but never touched Boshi. This is where the shameful went. Instead of feeling remorse they were forced to feel...

EXTREME REMORSE, YEAH DUDE!!!!!!!!

Those who didn't feel bad felt Valvo's wrath. No one ever escaped. Boshi liked it.

To be Continued...