Little poop. Putting his little grubby fingers on everything. Eating his own snot. Put his finger in places they shouldn't be.
He doesn't know anything about hard work! He's hardly even a person. Why do you think he costs less to be taken to the movie theater? Because he's worth less. No, not worth less, just worthless.
I say we should make him work in the coal mines right now.
Okay, time to kill this before it spreads.
No fad threads, please.