How Mack Are You?

[Rayquarian]

1. What colour are your eyes?  My eyes are like staring into the deepest pits of a whale...they're black.
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? That would be the second generation
3. Sex? Yes Male
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? They're all great to me.  I guess it'll be  hawkswifeaftersex;
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? Nope
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? And no
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? And yet again, no...well, I played peewee football back in the days...
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? No
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Acquired Immune Defiency Syndrome.  It's basically an extremely weakened acquired immune system.  And yes.
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? Probably Japan, because I'm such a videophile gameophile you know, I can't find a word that ends with -phile that means what I want it to mean.
11. Can you tie a tie? No...
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? Uhh...well...it's possible...
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? I probably don't say anything.
14. When was the last time you had a bath? Last night/this morning since I got back so late.
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Blue Yoshi.
16. How old are you? 17
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? Probably once, but never recently.
18. What's your favourite number? 3
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? Why is it such a definite fact that I watch pornographic materials?  I think I prefer real people, since they're real and all...
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) I barely use those, but AIM.
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Pokémon Master
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? I'd accept responsibility for my mistake.  And then, my child can reflect on how they were a mistake...kind of like how the kids at school and myself do...
23. Are you Nintendoman74? No.  Are you?
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? When I was 12.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? Yes, particulary for KFC's macaroni.
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Last week what are you talking about I don't do those things.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? I'd go with the beer option, except I don't drink, so I'd buy you a coke.
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? No, but i did read a detailed summary analyzing its faults.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? No
30. Have you ever fired a gun? No. (Swords are just better)
31. What does WWF stand for? World Wrestling Federation
32. Are you white and nerdy? No.  I'm black.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Jordans
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? Yes.  It's on my mp4 player that can't play mp4 files.
35. Mack or Moses? I can't believe I never noticed that your username was a question.  And Moses, since I don't understand the meaning of the question.
36. Are you Jewish? No.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? Nope.  My school only offers Spanish, so...
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? Silverhawk, just because.
39. Are you a virgin? Yes.  I'm waiting for marriage...which will probably take forever, so...
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? Yes.
41. Leno or Conan? Conan, because who's Leno?
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/Yes.htm
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? Well, technically I was at prom, even though I was just a servant...
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? No, but that'll probably change, since I'm in AP English Language.
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Give them away.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? Why wouldn't I save Gandhi from cancer? Yes
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Talking
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? Guessing no, since I don't know what it is.
50. How many questions have you answered? Fifty, apparently...oh, I see what you think there, you sneaky little...  I've answered 49 questions.

[Qsmash]

1. What colour are your eyes? Brown
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? First
3. Sex? Male
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? :D
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? Nope
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? I stumbled upon it once, but not really.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? Not an official team
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? no
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? No
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? The Bahamas, but any vacation spot is fine really.
11. Can you tie a tie? yes
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? no
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? "Man, that's ugly.", but not out loud.
14. When was the last time you had a bath? This morning
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Blue
16. How old are you? 16, almost 17
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? Nevahs
18. What's your favourite number? 7
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? Real is better
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) AIM?
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Ace Attorney
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? accept responsibility while tossing in some jokes.
23. Are you Nintendoman74? NO
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? at a very young age
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? Not really
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday, and was later followed by some deep crying
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? can't buy beer, the candelit dinner would feel awkward, testicular cancer is always funny, and no.
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? Nooope
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? Yeah
30. Have you ever fired a gun? No...hmph
31. What does WWF stand for? World Wrestling Fedoration (with Pandas)
32. Are you white and nerdy? Well, I'm not white
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? My favorite choice shoes are Nikes as I am black.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? Is...is that a song?
35. Mack or Moses? Mack
36. Are you Jewish? No
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? Yes
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? I don't know, but I'd chuck one.
39. Are you a virgin? Yes
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? I think so.
41. Leno or Conan? Conan
42. Have you ever forgotten someone's important bday/anniversary/? I'm sure I have
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? You don't mean High School pizza parties do you?
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? Nope
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Give them away while keeping a couple.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? Umm...sure. They aren't exactly bad or anything.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Yeah
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? I wish
50. How many questions have you answered? Forty-nine now.

[FruitFlow]

1. What colour are your eyes?
    Brown
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon?
    2nd
3. Sex?
    Depends on which you mean. Gender: Male/ In bed: No
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD?
    The human faced ones.
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)?
    No
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd?
    No
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)?
    Yes
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)?
    Not really.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up?
    Only the A, D and S part.
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go?
      Japan
11. Can you tie a tie?
      Yes
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on?
      No way jose.
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby?
      Hi
14. When was the last time you had a bath?
      I'm more of a shower person
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi?
      Orange
16. How old are you?
      That's a mystery
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"?
      It depends on which one you mean. But for both, No
18. What's your favourite number?
      11
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people?
      I've never viewed porn before in my life and don't plan to. And I prefer real people
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc)
      AIM
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD?
      Dead Ringer was pretty cool
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant?
      I wouldn't get a chick pregnant because I wouldn't want one in the first place
23. Are you Nintendoman74?
      No
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus?
      At 12
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's?
      Popeye's
26. When was the last time you masturbated?
      The night before Christmas
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"?
      I'm underage, so I can't do the beer. Howz about a soda pop? :3
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)?
      No
29. Have you ever considered joining the army?
      No
30. Have you ever fired a gun?
      No
31. What does WWF stand for?
      World Wildlife Fund? It stands for many things
32. Are you white and nerdy?
      No
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes?
      Air
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"?
      I guess not
35. Mack or Moses?
      Mack
36. Are you Jewish?
      No
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French?
      No
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be?
      Kaz. Just because he never finished helping me find the last 4 notes on Rusty Bucket Bay in BK :|
39. Are you a virgin?
      LOL. Who isn't
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like?
      No
41. Leno or Conan?
      Uhhh, as much as I don't want to pick I'll go ahead and choose Leno
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/
      Yes. I'm sure everyone has at one point
43. When was the last dance/party you attended?
      I don't remember
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"?
      No
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes?
      Donate them to the needy
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it?
      Yes. Of course
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting?
      Talking
49. Have you ever worn a fedora?
      I might have worn something similar to one. Or it may actually be one
50. How many questions have you answered?
      All of them. But on a more detailed note 49. There was no question for 46

[JrDude]

'Cause I don't wanna sleep.

1. What colour are your eyes?
- Green-Blue, they're both, whatever I wear depends on what they look like.
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon?
- First.
3. Sex?
- Male/Someday.
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD?
- hawkswifeaftersex;
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)?
- Yes.
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd?
- HAHA, no.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)?
- No.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)?
- No.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up?
- Animorphs Intentionally Dancing Strangely, duh.
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go?
- Hawaii or Japan.
11. Can you tie a tie?
- I learned how, but no longer remember how.
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on?
- I believe a 4th cousin does...
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby?
- Nothing specific.
14. When was the last time you had a bath?
- A year or 2 ago just to remember what it felt like.
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi?
- Hmm... Black.
16. How old are you?
- 17, 18 in exactly a month
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"?
- Only in the bathroom/bedroom alone.
18. What's your favourite number?
- I often say 69, but I don't actually have one.
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people?
- Real, I will often watch anime people though.
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc)
- AIM I guess.
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD?
- Don't have one.
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant?
- Accept responsibility, though I honestly wouldn't do it because I know it can happen and I know neither of us would be ready for a situation like that.
23. Are you Nintendoman74?
- Thank God no.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus?
- I didn't.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's?
- I often have cravings for KFC, never for Popeyes's.
26. When was the last time you masturbated?
- Technically yesterday.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"?
- All of the above in that order.
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)?
- Yes.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army?
- For like, an instant, but I find the army either for people who want to protect the country, or something someone's gonna do because they don't know what else to do.
30. Have you ever fired a gun?
- Yes, a squirt gun, and that one gun from the Duck Hunt game.
31. What does WWF stand for?
- Women Want Fudge.
32. Are you white and nerdy?
- Yes.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes?
- No specific choice, as long as they look cool.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"?
- Maybe?
35. Mack or Moses?
- Moses.
36. Are you Jewish?
- No.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French?
- If it's "Un" said 20 times, yes.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be?
- Moses.
39. Are you a virgin?
- Yes.
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like?
- I got used to Taylor Swift due to being forced to listen and I like her songs now.
41. Leno or Conan?
- Don't know either.
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/
- I've forgotten many, but it didn't really matter that I forgot.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended?
- Yesterday, I dance almost every day.
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"?
- Does running with a kit count?
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes?
- Eat one, save the rest for later, then forget about them.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it?
- Yes.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting?
- Mostly talking.
49. Have you ever worn a fedora?
- Does a costume of Freddy with a fake fedora count?
50. How many questions have you answered?
- 64,572 in all of my life, I counted.

[Rayquarian]

I thought Conan was referring to Conan the Barbarian...and I forgot about the Jay Leno show when I answered this.

[THEBIRD]

1. What colour are your eyes? brown
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? first
3. Sex? male
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD?  hawkswifeaftersex; lol at caption
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? no
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? no
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? yes
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? no
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? no
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? The Moon. or maybe Jupiter.
11. Can you tie a tie? yeah.
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? no
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? "Aw"
14. When was the last time you had a bath? when I was young
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? blue
16. How old are you? too old. or not old enough. Depends.
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? yeah
18. What's your favourite number? Zero (0)
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? real people
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) aim
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Full of Fury
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? whatever she wants me to do.
23. Are you Nintendoman74? no
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? 10 years ago?
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? yes
26. When was the last time you masturbated? last night.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? I couldn't buy you a beer, but I could steal one for you.
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? I've seen the cover of the book, but that's it.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? yes, but i didn't
30. Have you ever fired a gun? a fake gun.
31. What does WWF stand for? world wrestling foundation (?)
32. Are you white and nerdy? half-white and nerdy.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? the kind that are comfortable.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? no
35. Mack or Moses? Mack
36. Are you Jewish? no
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? no. spanish ninnyes.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? the poster below me
39. Are you a virgin? no
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? yeah
41. Leno or Conan? leno
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ yeah...
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? yesterday
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? no
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? FOOD FIGHT
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? i do not see the downside, sir
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? texting
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? yeah
50. How many questions have you answered? 49

[Allegretto]

1. What colour are your eyes? Blue
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? Hoenn
3. Sex? Male     
It is also the most over rated thing ever.
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD?   :D Favorite is   =3
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? Yes
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? No.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? Yes.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? I get turned on by anime guys.b]
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? No
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? Japan, again.
11. Can you tie a tie? No
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? No
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? Another pointlesss life.
14. When was the last time you had a bath? Yesterday
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Green
16. How old are you? 16
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? Yes
18. What's your favourite number? 4
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? Yes, Anime.
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) None.
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Hero of Time.
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? I would probably kill her. I don't want a girl, or a child anymore.
23. Are you Nintendoman74? No.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? Around 11 years old.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? Yes
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? Buy you a beer, take you out to a candel lit dinner *Non homo*
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? Yes. *I hated it.*
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? No
30. Have you ever fired a gun? No
31. What does WWF stand for? World War Firefight.
32. Are you white and nerdy? Yes.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Just generic sneakers
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? No
35. Mack or Moses? Mack
36. Are you Jewish? No
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? No
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? Doodle Actually i would throw it at Dog food. It would be Brawlin. Because he would backflip kick it back to me. I would crush it with my mind and we could Hi five while screaming MASTAZ. It would be the best thing ever.
39. Are you a virgin? No
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? Yes
41. Leno or Conan? Conan
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ Yes
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? My own birthday.
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? No
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Hang them on a Christmas tree. Or more realisticly eat them.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? No.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Texting and listening to music.
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? No
50. How many questions have you answered? All of them that are listed here.

[SkyMyl]

WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU ALL LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY AAAAAGH
You say it like it's a big deal.
Oh wait.

[Mystic]

How odd, people over the age of 13 in America not being virgins.

Oh wait.

[Allegretto]

WHEN THE intercourse  DID YOU ALL LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY AAAAAGH
You say it like it's a big deal.
Oh wait.

September. Or October.

[Magnum]

Yeah, Allegretto just pointed out to me that I put the wrong answer on the Virgin question. Fix'd

[Allegretto]

Yeah, Allegretto just pointed out to me that I put the wrong answer on the Virgin question. Fix'd

That was funny.

I was just sitting on the computer and I was reading everyone's replies. *I read all of them :D*

And I saw Magnums anwser to Virgin and I just screamed WHAT THE FUCK! ANd I texted him as quickly as possible. Which he did not read until I saw him in RL. -.-

[SkyMyl]

September. Or October.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU LOST IT
Great job ignoring two posts entirely.

[Allegretto]

WHY THE intercourse  DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU LOST IT
Great job ignoring two posts entirely.

That was the last time I had a girlfriend. I just remember it because we were talking about Halloween and stuff.

[The Riddler]

I would think it's natural to remember when you lost it.
I lost mine October 2008. The 8th, actually.