If Lucario was real...

[JrDude]

All of the above (except #2)
Dude, he's in my room, why would a pok?mon be in my room unless it wanted to kill me, or befriend me? Teach me karatae? Jump rope with me? Play games together? Exactly

[DededeCloneChris]

BUMP.

[Matt]

On second thought, I wouldn't make him my slave, I'd give him to a pedophile, then the pedophile can rape him. D:

[えっちーせんぱい]

If anything, I'd be like "What the hell?" Followed by "I knew it."

[Nils_13]

I'd go for the first one, and then get him to teach me the Aura stuff. ;D

[The Seventh]

Uh, what Wiiboychris said...

I'd go for the first one, and then get him to teach me the Aura stuff. ;D

Hmmm...  that too.

[Doodle]

Maybe snap a photo, then RUN.

[Matt]

Well final conclusion Pokemon are and won't ever be real, so stop dreaming.  >:(

[The Seventh]

Well final conclusion Pokemon are and won't ever be real, so stop dreaming.  >:(

Come on, can't we dream?

Geez, quit crashing the party.  We know that they aren't real and most likely will never be real.
We aren't idiots.
Can't someone let their imagination wander every now and then?

[Magnum]

Nothing, the Army would kill him

[Matt]

Well final conclusion Pokemon are and won't ever be real, so stop dreaming.  >:(

Come on, can't we dream?

Geez, quit crashing the party.  We know that they aren't real and most likely will never be real.
We aren't idiots.
Can't someone let their imagination wander every now and then?

Depends on the stupidity of it.

[Kilroy]

Walk up to him, high five, walk away.

Lucario really isn't that awesome. He sucks in the games >_>

[The Seventh]

Walk up to him, high five, walk away.

Lucario really isn't that awesome. He sucks in the games >_>

How does he suck when he has only 2 weaknesses?

Any particular reason that I don't know about yet?
I'd like to see why you said that...

[DededeCloneChris]

Walk up to him, high five, walk away.

Lucario really isn't that awesome. He sucks in the games >_>

How does he suck when he has only 2 weaknesses?

Any particular reason that I don't know about yet?
I'd like to see why you said that...

He has 3 you know.

[The Seventh]

Walk up to him, high five, walk away.

Lucario really isn't that awesome. He sucks in the games >_>

How does he suck when he has only 2 weaknesses?

Any particular reason that I don't know about yet?
I'd like to see why you said that...

He has 3 you know.

Auugh!  I had a feeling I was missing 1 weakness!  I must have been thinking of Palkia's weaknesses or something...