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[SkyMyl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKCG75JGBF4

[Thirdkoopa]

http://www.bloodninja.org/view.php?id=5

[SkyMyl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy2e757PpUg&fmt=18

[Silverhawk79]

http://www.last.fm/user/TheAznKid

I dunno.

[Macawmoses]

*link removed*

It's Ichi's down link, as in, off of an admin's computer.

[BOREDFOREVER]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb207/BOREDFANBOY/bnchat.png

[Silverhawk79]

http://www.nsfcd.com/silversjunk/finalversionmaybe.mp3

Listen! It's actually decent!

[Java]

Lmfao.

[Thirdkoopa]

<BloodNinja>    I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

[Rayquarian]

<BloodNinja>    I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

...What the...

[Thirdkoopa]

...What the...

It's from

[spoiler]<BloodNinja>      Wanna cyber?
<DirtyKate>    K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
<DirtyKate>    Who are you?
<BloodNinja>    I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
<BloodNinja>    And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
<DirtyKate>    You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
<BloodNinja>    Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
<DirtyKate>    Haha! OK
<DirtyKate>    Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
<BloodNinja>    Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
<DirtyKate>    I want everything, baby!
<BloodNinja>    Is this a delivery?
<DirtyKate>    Umm...Yes
<DirtyKate>    So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
<BloodNinja>    Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<BloodNinja>    Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<DirtyKate>    I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
<BloodNinja>    You can't hurry good pizza.
<BloodNinja>    I'm on my way now though
<BloodNinja>    I'm on my way now though
<DirtyKate>    So you're at my front door now.
<BloodNinja>    How did you know?
<BloodNinja>    I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
<BloodNinja>    Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
<DirtyKate>    ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
<BloodNinja>    So you're still in the bathroom?
<DirtyKate>    Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
<BloodNinja>    I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
<DirtyKate>    What the intercourse ?
<DirtyKate>    You perverted piece of poop
<DirtyKate>    Fuck[/spoiler]

Some of the best IRC trolling ever.

[Dog Food]

Me: Hey Matt, you kind of grabbed my boob there.
Matt: I didn't grab your boob. Your boob walked into me.
Me: Oh, how convenient for you.

[Anarchy_Jas]

http://www.rpgnsider.com/v3/index.php

[Flying Chickens]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2dje3yf.png

I tracked it down, just for you folks.

[Light]