I need to kick someone's ass.

[Insane Asylum]

With my happy high killed by an undisclosed Nsider, I'm now fully aware my patience is now being tested in a personal situation at my house.

Now I need to vent so I don't lash out.  Ideas, now.  Don't bring up punching a wall either; I stopped that after dislocating my knuckle.

[Jono2]

jump and bring your leg up to your thigh quickly.

[Commander Awesome]

Your ass, my size 24 hoof.

Sometime when I feel like it, Street Fighter II: Hyper Fighting.

[Insane Asylum]

jump and bring your leg up to your thigh quickly.

Hmm... I'll do it.

Ow, I kicked my own ass.  Not bad, though.  It be working.

I need Live time.  Kicking ass in Lone Wolves or BTB might calm me down.

[ResidentZoidberg]

I dislocated my pinky finger punching a tree. That sucked.

[Commander Awesome]

I dislocated my pinky finger punching a tree. That sucked.

I broke someone else's arm for groping me before.
The jocks tend to be outright scared of me now.

[Mystic]

*points at JMV*

I dislocated my pinky finger punching a tree. That sucked.

Don't touch wood.

I dislocated my pinky finger punching a tree. That sucked.

I broke someone else's arm for groping me before.
The jocks tend to be outright scared of me now.

Awesome.

[Insane Asylum]

I dislocated my pinky finger punching a tree. That sucked.

I broke someone else's arm for groping me before.
The jocks tend to be outright scared of me now.

I'd pay money to see that.

[ResidentZoidberg]

I dislocated my pinky finger punching a tree. That sucked.

I broke someone else's arm for groping me before.
The jocks tend to be outright scared of me now.

Yes, I know. I'm not sure there's anyone on the internet who doesn't already know. [btw, I'm a quarterback, don't hurt me plz] I've been hurt myself way more then I've hurt others. I'm a wreck, in fact. Bad ankle, bad knees, bad hips, bad elbows, bad shoulders. Etc. Broken bones, dislocated my knee. Etc.

[Mystic]

I dislocated my pinky finger punching a tree. That sucked.

I broke someone else's arm for groping me before.
The jocks tend to be outright scared of me now.

Don't you ever get tired of telling us that?