What I've learned from Halo 2:

[Commander Awesome]

1. The only weapon worth using that won't get you called a noob is the Battle Rifle.
2. The only way to win is to use button combos (glitches).
3. MLG is a bunch of scrubs who think they're uber skilled, and are the real people who killed Halo 2.

4. Humans can lunge really, really far.
5. Little kids are the most annoying people in the world.
6. It is okay to be sexist/racist on Xbox Live.

[Riosan]

What I've learned:

- The Halo books confuse me, even if I have played both games.