:| :|im gonna be a dad. i r fuxed
A falcon punch can solve that
I was in this situation once.
Just take her food shopping and "accidentally" run into her with a carriage.
:D
Quote from: EFG on November 25, 2007, 01:29:54 AM
A falcon punch can solve that
:D srsly tho im screwed
You're gonna be the baby's daddy?
You are not intercourse ed!
The baby is intercourse ed.
Quote from: JMV290 on November 25, 2007, 01:30:19 AM
I was in this situation once. :|
Just take her food shopping and "accidentally" run into her with a carriage.
accidental murder? fail
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 01:31:58 AM
You're gonna be the baby's daddy?
You are not intercourse ed!
The baby is intercourse ed.
lol
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on November 25, 2007, 01:33:02 AM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 25, 2007, 01:30:19 AM
I was in this situation once. :|
Just take her food shopping and "accidentally" run into her with a carriage.
accidental murder? fail
Inducing a miscarriage isn't murder.
YOU ARE NOT EVEN HAVE THE AGE YET, LIAR!
(http://www.undercovercondoms.com/condomphotos/t_extendedpleasure_l_12box1.jpg)
Use it next time, k?
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 01:35:30 AM
(http://www.undercovercondoms.com/condomphotos/t_extendedpleasure_l_12box1.jpg)
Use it next time, k?
xD
Why do I not belive this? But seriously it's abortion time :D Also how old are you? *Puts on old person voice* Kids today and their jumping in bed with every girl they meet.
Was she hot?
This is very doubtful that you are, seeing not only didn't you a explanation/reason how this happened, and no i don't mean " well, all i have to say is i intercourse ed her"(Term is bad sorryz :P), but you wouldn't be on the computer nonetheless a site were kids go on talking about it, you'd be worrying/talking about with whoever it is you errr "blank the blank blank"(enough with using Terms).
Edit; We is supposed to be were, :O
Oh god dont tell me :O
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 25, 2007, 01:35:11 AM
YOU ARE NOT EVEN HAVE THE AGE YET, LIAR!
i believe DIMENTIO1 is 16, mirite?
say it isn't yours >.>
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!
Quote from: QSMASHBRO on November 25, 2007, 08:22:49 AM
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!
Next on Jerry Springer, migets beating the crap out of each other.
Your wealthy get an abbortion!
Quote from: ChunkeyMunkey on November 25, 2007, 06:52:13 AM
This is very doubtful that you are, seeing not only didn't you a explanation/reason how this happened, and no i don't mean " well, all i have to say is i intercourse ed her"(Term is bad sorryz :P), but you wouldn't be on the computer nonetheless a site were kids go on talking about it, you'd be worrying/talking about with whoever it is you errr "blank the blank blank"(enough with using Terms).
Edit; We is supposed to be were, :O
We all know how it happens. Want me to draw you a picture?
And JMV is the father.
liar!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(
you am intercourse ed too?!
i am intercourse ed too!?
we both am intercourse ed!
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 25, 2007, 10:33:53 AM
you am intercourse ed too?!
i am intercourse ed too!?
we both am intercourse ed!
Does that mean you're the girl he intercourse ed?
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 10:36:12 AM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 25, 2007, 10:33:53 AM
you am intercourse ed too?!
i am intercourse ed too!?
we both am intercourse ed!
Does that mean you're the girl he intercourse ed?
no, im the guy he stole the girl from >:(
don't worry man.
we all make mistakes in life. Hopefully you will learn from this experience and use a condom next time! >:(
Quote from: Waveburner on November 25, 2007, 10:39:26 AM
don't worry man.
we all make mistakes in life. Hopefully you will learn from this experience and use a condom next time! >:(
that still doesnt mean im not gonna kick his ass! he stole mah GF >:(
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 25, 2007, 10:38:27 AM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 10:36:12 AM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 25, 2007, 10:33:53 AM
you am intercourse ed too?!
i am intercourse ed too!?
we both am intercourse ed!
Does that mean you're the girl he intercourse ed?
no, im the guy he stole the girl from >:(
Maybe you're the father
Quote from: JMV290 on November 25, 2007, 01:34:49 AM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on November 25, 2007, 01:33:02 AM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 25, 2007, 01:30:19 AM
I was in this situation once. :|
Just take her food shopping and "accidentally" run into her with a carriage.
accidental murder? fail
Inducing a miscarriage isn't murder.
I'm pretty sure that you can get in serious trouble with the law if you that though and somebody reports you.
You sir, are what we in the business call
Boned.
(http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/ohe/services/condoms/condom.jpg)
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 06:10:16 PM
(http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/ohe/services/condoms/condom.jpg)
:D
::)
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on November 25, 2007, 01:29:13 AM
:| :|im gonna be a dad. i r fuxed
omg not real dis is spam u shood b BANNED
Quote from: ULTIMATEKAOS on November 25, 2007, 07:39:44 AM
Oh god dont tell me :O
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 25, 2007, 01:35:11 AM
YOU ARE NOT EVEN HAVE THE AGE YET, LIAR!
i believe DIMENTIO1 is 16, mirite?
yes urrite lemme put it in understandable terms:
i shoop woop'd.
Quote from: phatyo on November 25, 2007, 09:57:42 AM
Your wealthy get an abbortion!
hell no! thats like murder. intercourse it, i can still finish HS by the time the kid's born. after all, it will take 9 mo/
Quote from: Waveburner on November 25, 2007, 10:39:26 AM
don't worry man.
we all make mistakes in life. Hopefully you will learn from this experience and use a condom next time! >:(
i lol'd @ ur icon while reading that
dumbintercourse has intercourse ed up kid's life.
DO NOT GET AN ABORTION!! The best thing you can do is just be a dad. You will have to become an adult really fast and it will be hard at times, but I'm sure you will get through it.
It looks like the kid is intercourse ed to me...
Actually, I believe technically the mommy is intercourse ed.
wow. a 16 year old still in school dealing with a kid. babysitters...
wait, school will be over in 9 months. and dimentio's in his last year of school. he's got a car...ok this might work out :)
but i cant imagine him going out grocery shopping, changing a diaper, etc. its just too odd.
what did your parents say about this? what did the girl's parents say about this?!?!?! :O
its just too teenagers, and they get in bed and connect via sex organs and... :O
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 01:31:58 AM
You're gonna be the baby's daddy?
You are not intercourse ed!
The baby is intercourse ed.
no.....she was
What sane person asks a Nintendo forum for advice on what to do when they get a girl preggers?
True or not, you're a intercourse ing idiot.
Dimentio it's not your problem it's hers. Do you want to be a dad? If not have her get an abortion, nothing could be worse than the baby knowing it was an "accident". Oh and nice joke.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on November 26, 2007, 02:10:04 PM
What sane person asks a Nintendo forum for advice on what to do when they get a girl preggers?
True or not, you're a intercourse ing idiot.
LOL WILL SHE GET PRENGATE???
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 26, 2007, 03:38:34 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on November 26, 2007, 02:10:04 PM
What sane person asks a Nintendo forum for advice on what to do when they get a girl preggers?
True or not, you're a intercourse ing idiot.
LOL WILL SHE GET PRENGATE???
XD XD
I call his car.
Seriously, what are you going to do?
How do you suck that badly?
www.babynames.com
But seriously, as long as the pregnate girl in question and her family isn't a complete pain in yonder arse, you should be okay.
If she is, I feel very sorry for you and your child.
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on November 26, 2007, 03:50:18 PM
Seriously, what are you going to do?
How do you suck that badly?
hmmmm
Quote from: Lichig0 on November 26, 2007, 04:36:05 PM
Quote from: Lotos on November 26, 2007, 04:28:25 PM
Quote from: DIMENTIO1 on November 26, 2007, 09:45:57 AM
Quote from: Lotos on November 25, 2007, 07:16:52 PM
Did u use birth control?
she doesnt take pills :|
I meant, did you bother to use a condom?
i'll answer for him
wuts a condom
I know so dont tell me >.>
NOW JOHNNY A CONDOM IS WHEN A MOMMY AND DADDY REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY LOVE EACH OTHER BUT ARE TOO LAZY TO HAVE A KID-
*shot*
Quote from: extraz on November 26, 2007, 01:46:43 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 01:31:58 AM
You're gonna be the baby's daddy?
You are not intercourse ed!
The baby is intercourse ed.
no.....she was
Having Dimentio for a father...you can't get much more intercourse ed than that.
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 26, 2007, 05:28:16 PM
Quote from: extraz on November 26, 2007, 01:46:43 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 01:31:58 AM
You're gonna be the baby's daddy?
You are not intercourse ed!
The baby is intercourse ed.
no.....she was
Having Dimentio for a father...you can't get much more intercourse ed than that.
What if you WERE intercourse ed?
As in Sexual Intercourse intercourse ed?
Is that a double intercourse ?
???
Quote from: Kilroy on November 26, 2007, 05:29:29 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 26, 2007, 05:28:16 PM
Quote from: extraz on November 26, 2007, 01:46:43 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 01:31:58 AM
You're gonna be the baby's daddy?
You are not intercourse ed!
The baby is intercourse ed.
no.....she was
Having Dimentio for a father...you can't get much more intercourse ed than that.
What if you WERE intercourse ed?
As in Sexual Intercourse intercourse ed?
Is that a double intercourse ?
???
I don't get intercourse ed. I do the intercourse ing.
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 26, 2007, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 26, 2007, 05:29:29 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 26, 2007, 05:28:16 PM
Quote from: extraz on November 26, 2007, 01:46:43 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 01:31:58 AM
You're gonna be the baby's daddy?
You are not intercourse ed!
The baby is intercourse ed.
no.....she was
Having Dimentio for a father...you can't get much more intercourse ed than that.
What if you WERE intercourse ed?
As in Sexual Intercourse intercourse ed?
Is that a double intercourse ?
???
I don't get intercourse ed. I do the intercourse ing.
No, No.
I'm saying if Someone had Sexual Intercourse with DIMENTIO, therefore being "intercourse ed", and they get pregnant, they're intercourse ed for having him as a father.
So is that being "Doubly Fucked"?
???
Quote from: Kilroy on November 26, 2007, 05:36:38 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 26, 2007, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 26, 2007, 05:29:29 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 26, 2007, 05:28:16 PM
Quote from: extraz on November 26, 2007, 01:46:43 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 01:31:58 AM
You're gonna be the baby's daddy?
You are not intercourse ed!
The baby is intercourse ed.
no.....she was
Having Dimentio for a father...you can't get much more intercourse ed than that.
What if you WERE intercourse ed?
As in Sexual Intercourse intercourse ed?
Is that a double intercourse ?
???
I don't get intercourse ed. I do the intercourse ing.
No, No.
I'm saying if Someone had Sexual Intercourse with DIMENTIO, therefore being "intercourse ed", and they get pregnant, they're intercourse ed for having him as a father.
So is that being "Doubly Fucked"?
???
Triple intercourse ed.
Cause you have to make a darn good excuse for having sex with him.
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 26, 2007, 05:39:55 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 26, 2007, 05:36:38 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 26, 2007, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 26, 2007, 05:29:29 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 26, 2007, 05:28:16 PM
Quote from: extraz on November 26, 2007, 01:46:43 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 01:31:58 AM
You're gonna be the baby's daddy?
You are not intercourse ed!
The baby is intercourse ed.
no.....she was
Having Dimentio for a father...you can't get much more intercourse ed than that.
What if you WERE intercourse ed?
As in Sexual Intercourse intercourse ed?
Is that a double intercourse ?
???
I don't get intercourse ed. I do the intercourse ing.
No, No.
I'm saying if Someone had Sexual Intercourse with DIMENTIO, therefore being "intercourse ed", and they get pregnant, they're intercourse ed for having him as a father.
So is that being "Doubly Fucked"?
???
Triple intercourse ed.
Cause you have to make a darn good excuse for having sex with him.
Quadruple, then.
You have to put up with you're parents mocking.
Point and laugh.
Has anyone called you a dippoop yet?
if not
YOU DIPSHIT!!!
Okay, enough with the intercourse ing.
Thanks.