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Game-o-rama => Console Gaming => Topic started by: tollhouse2006 on November 26, 2007, 04:38:43 AM

Title: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: tollhouse2006 on November 26, 2007, 04:38:43 AM
I think some of you guys used something to make the updates realistic to the site on the old nsider but since I'm new to this place well I started a month ago we'll just keep it simple and just put ideas on here.  I sure hope I know what I'm talking about.  You got to make these updates SUCK!  Each one has to be intended to torture the fans.  Keyword: POINTLESS!

Here's my Ideas
Characters
Includes all veterans' special moves that haven't changed.

How To Play

The A Button
You have to press this button to select your choice   

The B Button
Press the B button to go back.     

The Start Button
You press this to pause.  I'm telling you this if you can't read that it says start on the controller.

Selecting Your Character
Moving the cursor with the control stick and pressing A you can select the character you want to use.

I'll come up with more later.  What ideas do you have?
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Triforceman22 on November 26, 2007, 05:05:07 AM
how to insert the game...
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Jono2 on November 26, 2007, 05:41:43 AM
inb4youmustrecover
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Triforceman22 on November 26, 2007, 05:46:10 AM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 26, 2007, 05:41:43 AM
inb4youmustrecover

too late....
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Jono2 on November 26, 2007, 05:55:38 AM
I'm seriously tired of all of the poop updates though.  We haven't really gotten anything meaningful in the last 3 weeks.  I mean, yeah, we need filler updates, but do we really need 4 weeks of filler updates?
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Macawmoses on November 26, 2007, 07:44:35 AM
How about

THE GAME IS CANCELLED

that is all.
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: La Pared on November 26, 2007, 08:03:45 AM
Fear not my fellow Nsider friends. On December 3rd i predict a possible character update. ;)
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: LightShock on November 26, 2007, 08:08:54 AM
Quote from: mackormoses on November 26, 2007, 07:44:35 AM
How about

THE GAME IS CANCELLED

that is all.
/win

umm, We've decided to take out all newcomers and a few veterans out of the game. That leaves you with Mario, Peach, and Yoshi.

I would die O.o
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Fell on November 26, 2007, 08:27:19 AM
WARNING CHALLENGER APPROACHING!!!!

NARUTO!!!!

He has joined the brawl!!

yeah, I know I said no anime characters in, but I changed my mind.

What? You don't like it??

WELL LIVE WITH IT!!!!

Or should I say, BELIEVE IT!!!!!


That is one TERRIBLE update.  :(
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 26, 2007, 11:06:43 AM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on November 26, 2007, 08:27:19 AM
WARNING CHALLENGER APPROACHING!!!!

NARUTO!!!!

He has joined the brawl!!

yeah, I know I said no anime characters in, but I changed my mind.

What? You don't like it??

WELL LIVE WITH IT!!!!

Or should I say, BELIEVE IT!!!!!


That is one TERRIBLE update.  :(
Hmm, good! :)
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Gwen Khan on November 26, 2007, 11:15:27 AM
Umm, I got nothing sorry.


That would be a horrible update
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 26, 2007, 11:29:06 AM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on November 26, 2007, 11:15:27 AM
Umm, I got nothing sorry.


That would be a horrible update
Too true. :(
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Cornwad on November 26, 2007, 01:03:52 PM
Quote from: La Pared on November 26, 2007, 08:03:45 AM
Fear not my fellow Nsider friends. On December 3rd i predict a possible character update. ;)

Nah, character on 1st, then trailer on 3rd.
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Triforceman22 on November 26, 2007, 01:04:56 PM
Quote from: Cornwad on November 26, 2007, 01:03:52 PM
Quote from: La Pared on November 26, 2007, 08:03:45 AM
Fear not my fellow Nsider friends. On December 3rd i predict a possible character update. ;)

Nah, character on 1st, Stage on 2nd, then trailer on 3rd.
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Cornwad on November 26, 2007, 01:07:17 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on November 26, 2007, 01:04:56 PM
Quote from: Cornwad on November 26, 2007, 01:03:52 PM
Quote from: La Pared on November 26, 2007, 08:03:45 AM
Fear not my fellow Nsider friends. On December 3rd i predict a possible character update. ;)

Nah, character on 1st, Stage on 2nd, then trailer on 3rd.

Yeah pretty much.
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 26, 2007, 01:39:06 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on November 26, 2007, 01:04:56 PM
Quote from: Cornwad on November 26, 2007, 01:03:52 PM
Quote from: La Pared on November 26, 2007, 08:03:45 AM
Fear not my fellow Nsider friends. On December 3rd i predict a possible character update. ;)

Nah, character on 1st, Stage on 2nd, then trailer on 3rd.
Link is awesome.
Yeah! :D
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Cornwad on November 26, 2007, 01:46:18 PM
Quote from: LightShock on November 26, 2007, 08:08:54 AM
Quote from: mackormoses on November 26, 2007, 07:44:35 AM
How about

THE GAME IS CANCELLED

that is all.
/win

umm, We've decided to take out all newcomers and a few veterans out of the game. That leaves you with Pichu, Jigglypuff, and Pichu with goggles.

I would die O.o

Me too
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Triforce_Luigi on November 26, 2007, 01:55:53 PM
Brawl has gone through an overhaul. It is now more child friendly. Now parents will let 5year olds play. Many characters are gone or replaced. Sonic and Mario have been replaced by 2 of the Backyardigans. Diddy Kong is replaced with Boots and Dora has replaced Peach. Bowser is out because hes too evil to be in a game for 3 year olds. Many other characters are replaced by more child friendly ones or are removed. Please enjoy Super Fluff Bros. Jr. P.S. We changed the title to be kid friendly.
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 26, 2007, 02:02:40 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on November 26, 2007, 01:55:53 PM
Brawl has gone through an overhaul. It is now more child friendly. Now parents will let 5year olds play. Many characters are gone or replaced. Sonic and Mario have been replaced by 2 of the Backyardigans. Diddy Kong is replaced with Boots and Dora has replaced Peach. Bowser is out because hes too evil to be in a game for 3 year olds. Many other characters are replaced by more child friendly ones or are removed. Please enjoy Super Fluff Bros. Jr. P.S. We changed the title to be kid friendly.
No! That's horrible! And BTW, Corwad just changed his icon for Chaos! :O
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Cornwad on November 26, 2007, 02:04:12 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 26, 2007, 02:02:40 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on November 26, 2007, 01:55:53 PM
Brawl has gone through an overhaul. It is now more child friendly. Now parents will let 5year olds play. Many characters are gone or replaced. Sonic and Mario have been replaced by 2 of the Backyardigans. Diddy Kong is replaced with Boots and Dora has replaced Peach. Bowser is out because hes too evil to be in a game for 3 year olds. Many other characters are replaced by more child friendly ones or are removed. Please enjoy Super Fluff Bros. Jr. P.S. We changed the title to be kid friendly.
No! That's horrible! And BTW, Corwad just changed his icon for Chaos! :O


HE DID WHAT?!?
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Triforce_Luigi on November 26, 2007, 02:05:39 PM
I did not see that coming.
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 26, 2007, 02:06:51 PM
Quote from: Cornwad on November 26, 2007, 02:04:12 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 26, 2007, 02:02:40 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on November 26, 2007, 01:55:53 PM
Brawl has gone through an overhaul. It is now more child friendly. Now parents will let 5year olds play. Many characters are gone or replaced. Sonic and Mario have been replaced by 2 of the Backyardigans. Diddy Kong is replaced with Boots and Dora has replaced Peach. Bowser is out because hes too evil to be in a game for 3 year olds. Many other characters are replaced by more child friendly ones or are removed. Please enjoy Super Fluff Bros. Jr. P.S. We changed the title to be kid friendly.
No! That's horrible! And BTW, Corwad just changed his icon for Chaos! :O


HE DID WHAT?!?
Oh sorry, spell check, Cornwad. :P
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 04:43:11 PM
Chaos is awesome....i wonder if his last game will ever be sonic adventure dx...(SA2B doesnt count since its multiplayer...)
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 26, 2007, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 04:43:11 PM
Chaos is awesome....i wonder if his last game will ever be sonic adventure dx...(SA2B doesnt count since its multiplayer...)
Really? I heard about SA3.
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 05:54:03 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 26, 2007, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 04:43:11 PM
Chaos is awesome....i wonder if his last game will ever be sonic adventure dx...(SA2B doesnt count since its multiplayer...)
Really? I heard about SA3.
where would that be? id like to see it...
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 26, 2007, 06:36:36 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 05:54:03 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 26, 2007, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 04:43:11 PM
Chaos is awesome....i wonder if his last game will ever be sonic adventure dx...(SA2B doesnt count since its multiplayer...)
Really? I heard about SA3.
where would that be? id like to see it...
There is no, sorry to dissapoint you. (And BTW, SA2 said that was the last chapter)
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Tupin on November 26, 2007, 06:38:35 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 26, 2007, 06:36:36 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 05:54:03 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 26, 2007, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 04:43:11 PM
Chaos is awesome....i wonder if his last game will ever be sonic adventure dx...(SA2B doesnt count since its multiplayer...)
Really? I heard about SA3.
where would that be? id like to see it...
There is no, sorry to dissapoint you. (And BTW, SA2 said that was the last chapter)
Sonic Heroes was Sonic Adventure 3. They just didn't want to say it because some people didn't like the name.
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 07:01:51 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 26, 2007, 06:38:35 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 26, 2007, 06:36:36 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 05:54:03 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 26, 2007, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 04:43:11 PM
Chaos is awesome....i wonder if his last game will ever be sonic adventure dx...(SA2B doesnt count since its multiplayer...)
Really? I heard about SA3.
where would that be? id like to see it...
There is no, sorry to dissapoint you. (And BTW, SA2 said that was the last chapter)
Sonic Heroes was Sonic Adventure 3. They just didn't want to say it because some people didn't like the name.
ah....
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 26, 2007, 07:15:33 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 07:01:51 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 26, 2007, 06:38:35 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 26, 2007, 06:36:36 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 05:54:03 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 26, 2007, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 04:43:11 PM
Chaos is awesome....i wonder if his last game will ever be sonic adventure dx...(SA2B doesnt count since its multiplayer...)
Really? I heard about SA3.
where would that be? id like to see it...
There is no, sorry to dissapoint you. (And BTW, SA2 said that was the last chapter)
Sonic Heroes was Sonic Adventure 3. They just didn't want to say it because some people didn't like the name.
ah....
Didn't?
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 07:20:01 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 26, 2007, 07:15:33 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 07:01:51 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 26, 2007, 06:38:35 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 26, 2007, 06:36:36 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 05:54:03 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 26, 2007, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 04:43:11 PM
Chaos is awesome....i wonder if his last game will ever be sonic adventure dx...(SA2B doesnt count since its multiplayer...)
Really? I heard about SA3.
where would that be? id like to see it...
There is no, sorry to dissapoint you. (And BTW, SA2 said that was the last chapter)
Sonic Heroes was Sonic Adventure 3. They just didn't want to say it because some people didn't like the name.
ah....
Didn't?
? im confused again...
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Apollo on November 26, 2007, 07:25:47 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 26, 2007, 05:55:38 AM
I'm seriously tired of all of the s*** updates though.  We haven't really gotten anything meaningful in the last 3 weeks.  I mean, yeah, we need filler updates, but do we really need 4 weeks of filler updates?
i feel the same exact way. all we need is a good character update to fulfill our needs. without those the updates are just dull. although i did like the alternate color update.
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: tollhouse2006 on November 26, 2007, 07:27:27 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on November 26, 2007, 01:55:53 PM
Brawl has gone through an overhaul. It is now more child friendly. Now parents will let 5year olds play. Many characters are gone or replaced. Sonic and Mario have been replaced by 2 of the Backyardigans. Diddy Kong is replaced with Boots and Dora has replaced Peach. Bowser is out because hes too evil to be in a game for 3 year olds. Many other characters are replaced by more child friendly ones or are removed. Please enjoy Super Fluff Bros. Jr. P.S. We changed the title to be kid friendly.
:D This and the Naruto one are my top two favorites!!!  :D
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 07:27:58 PM
Quote from: Apollo on November 26, 2007, 07:25:47 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 26, 2007, 05:55:38 AM
I'm seriously tired of all of the s*** updates though.  We haven't really gotten anything meaningful in the last 3 weeks.  I mean, yeah, we need filler updates, but do we really need 4 weeks of filler updates?
i feel the same exact way. all we need is a good character update to fulfill our needs. without those the updates are just dull. although i did like the alternate color update.
yeah....i noticed the same thing...and all i want are either: lucario as newcomer, vector as newcomer, sonic stage, c. falcon as veteran, or character editor...
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: tollhouse2006 on November 26, 2007, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 07:27:58 PM
Quote from: Apollo on November 26, 2007, 07:25:47 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 26, 2007, 05:55:38 AM
I'm seriously tired of all of the s*** updates though.  We haven't really gotten anything meaningful in the last 3 weeks.  I mean, yeah, we need filler updates, but do we really need 4 weeks of filler updates?
i feel the same exact way. all we need is a good character update to fulfill our needs. without those the updates are just dull. although i did like the alternate color update.
yeah....i noticed the same thing...and all i want are either: lucario as newcomer, vector as newcomer, sonic stage, c. falcon as veteran, or character editor...
I want Krystal or Wolf to be the next newcomer!!!
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 07:43:09 PM
Quote from: tollhouse2006 on November 26, 2007, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 07:27:58 PM
Quote from: Apollo on November 26, 2007, 07:25:47 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 26, 2007, 05:55:38 AM
I'm seriously tired of all of the s*** updates though.  We haven't really gotten anything meaningful in the last 3 weeks.  I mean, yeah, we need filler updates, but do we really need 4 weeks of filler updates?
i feel the same exact way. all we need is a good character update to fulfill our needs. without those the updates are just dull. although i did like the alternate color update.
yeah....i noticed the same thing...and all i want are either: lucario as newcomer, vector as newcomer, sonic stage, c. falcon as veteran, or character editor...
I want Krystal or Wolf to be the next newcomer!!!
wolf would be ok...but not krystal...
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: tollhouse2006 on November 26, 2007, 07:47:17 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 07:43:09 PM
Quote from: tollhouse2006 on November 26, 2007, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 07:27:58 PM
Quote from: Apollo on November 26, 2007, 07:25:47 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 26, 2007, 05:55:38 AM
I'm seriously tired of all of the s*** updates though.  We haven't really gotten anything meaningful in the last 3 weeks.  I mean, yeah, we need filler updates, but do we really need 4 weeks of filler updates?
i feel the same exact way. all we need is a good character update to fulfill our needs. without those the updates are just dull. although i did like the alternate color update.
yeah....i noticed the same thing...and all i want are either: lucario as newcomer, vector as newcomer, sonic stage, c. falcon as veteran, or character editor...
I want Krystal or Wolf to be the next newcomer!!!
wolf would be ok...but not krystal...
I don't know, that staff makes her a unique moveset plus we know here actress is in the cast.
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 07:49:06 PM
Quote from: tollhouse2006 on November 26, 2007, 07:47:17 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 07:43:09 PM
Quote from: tollhouse2006 on November 26, 2007, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 26, 2007, 07:27:58 PM
Quote from: Apollo on November 26, 2007, 07:25:47 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 26, 2007, 05:55:38 AM
I'm seriously tired of all of the s*** updates though.  We haven't really gotten anything meaningful in the last 3 weeks.  I mean, yeah, we need filler updates, but do we really need 4 weeks of filler updates?
i feel the same exact way. all we need is a good character update to fulfill our needs. without those the updates are just dull. although i did like the alternate color update.
yeah....i noticed the same thing...and all i want are either: lucario as newcomer, vector as newcomer, sonic stage, c. falcon as veteran, or character editor...
I want Krystal or Wolf to be the next newcomer!!!
wolf would be ok...but not krystal...
I don't know, that staff makes her a unique moveset plus we know here actress is in the cast.
orly? that might make sakurai actually do it...i hope not...fox was way cooler...
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 26, 2007, 08:31:02 PM
The title update.
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: tollhouse2006 on November 27, 2007, 04:23:50 AM
How To Use The Menu
What is V.S mode
The Control Stick
Stock Matches
Coin Matches
Timed Matches
Charging Items
Throwing Items
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Cornwad on November 27, 2007, 04:32:08 AM
The fact that you can turn the volume up or down in game.
An update all about changing the screen size.
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: tollhouse2006 on November 27, 2007, 04:35:08 AM
Quote from: Cornwad on November 27, 2007, 04:32:08 AM
The fact that you can turn the volume up or down in game.
An update all about changing the screen size.
I'd laugh if he made an update on how to use your tv.  :D
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 27, 2007, 10:00:56 AM
Quote from: tollhouse2006 on November 27, 2007, 04:35:08 AM
Quote from: Cornwad on November 27, 2007, 04:32:08 AM
The fact that you can turn the volume up or down in game.
An update all about changing the screen size.
I'd laugh if he made an update on how to use your tv.  :D
Good bad idea! :D
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: tollhouse2006 on November 27, 2007, 01:10:06 PM
More dumb updates

The Rest of November schedule  Also first week of Dec

Nov 28 This game requires a Nintnedo Wii
Nov 29 How to start the game on the Wii Menu
Nov 30 You need two hands to use a controller
Dec 3  The game's being delayed a year from now.
Dec 4  A list of the previous Dojo updates
Dec 5  The face of the disk goes inside the Wii facing the right side.
Dec 6  Meta Knight's Special Moves again for the 3rd time
Dec 7  Game Safety:  Seek your doctor before playing.
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: extraz on November 27, 2007, 02:13:59 PM
-has retro game and watch sound track

-Atari Graphics

-Super Man, ET, and Shaq as playable characters.....

(after the worst games in history, Super Man 64, ET, and Shaq Fu)
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: tollhouse2006 on November 27, 2007, 02:22:46 PM
Quote from: extraz on November 27, 2007, 02:13:59 PM
-has retro game and watch sound track

-Atari Graphics

-Super Man, ET, and Shaq as playable characters.....

(after the worst games in history, Super Man 64, ET, and Shaq Fu)
Wow...  That is bad. 
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: DededeCloneChris on November 27, 2007, 02:58:15 PM
The "Did you already know the characters's names?"..................and the ones who are in?
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: tollhouse2006 on November 28, 2007, 04:24:52 AM
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 27, 2007, 02:58:15 PM
The "Did you already know the characters's names?"..................and the ones who are in?
Huh?  ???
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: NINTENDO_PAWNAGE_RAWK on November 28, 2007, 03:42:02 PM
You must recover!... Oh wait.  :|
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: tollhouse2006 on November 28, 2007, 04:17:37 PM
What is going on?
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: Depster on November 28, 2007, 04:29:22 PM
aerial attacks
Title: Re: Make Horrible Updates
Post by: tollhouse2006 on November 29, 2007, 04:37:51 AM
Oh, okay.   :) I see.