By Phantomhorse1810, enjoy. :P
Disclaimer: I don't own sonic or the characters.
The characters will most likely seem out of character, Hope you like it.
Here is a summary of the Chaotix team in case you don't know them, but why would you read this then?
Vector
Age:20 Height:5'10" Weight: 440 pounds Animal: Crocidile Color: Green with a yellow belly Trademark: headphones and chain necklace
Espio
Age: 16 Height: 3'7" Weight: 79.3 pounds Animal: Chameleon Color: Maron Trademark: Horn and curled tail
Charmy
Age: 6 Height: 2'3" Weight: 22 lbs. Animal: Bee Color: Yellow and black stripes Trademark: Helmet
Chapter One: Shadow's Therapy
"Could you guys tell me what you're doing?" Espio said sounding a bit angry.
"Well all we're doing is therapy, that'll help people," Vector explained sounding like he was talking to a six year old, not a sixteen year old.
"But why?" Espio questioned.
"Because we're broke. I mean BROKE broke not just low on money!" Charmy exclaimed loudly. All Espio did was shake his head, but then he agreed.
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"Where am I!?!" Shadow yelled sounding furious. He was tied to a chair with steel cables. Team chaotix (Espio, Vector, and Charmy) stood nearby looking at him.
"Finally you woke up!" Charmy cried out happily, "Now it's time for therapy mister shadow hedgehog person."
"How did you get me here!" Shadow demanded loudly.
Espio blinked once then replied by saying, "It was Vector's plan...we need money and now we're doing therapy. You're our first customer and we got you here by me spraying sleeping gas in you're face when you were asleep. After that Vector carried you here and Charmy tied you up to the chair with the steel," He finally finished.
Shadow nodded looking satisfied, but then he turned and SCREAMED "Insane idiots I'll kill you all if you don't let me go...NOW!"
"Come on let him go it's not worth it." Espio stated calmly to Vector and Charmy.
Vector glanced at him and said "No Espio, we need the money. Hey! How about we'll let you go, Shadow, if you pay us 75 dollars?"
"If that will get me out of here then fine I'll give you money to get out faster." Shadow said glaring at Vector as he handed over the money; he was barely able to grab the money.
Charmy then gleefully called out, "Yeah! Now it's time to question him. Let's see... do you ever cut yourself? Everyone says you do-o."
"Yes. Why wouldn't I cut myself?" Shadow stated sounding a little puzzled.
"I don't!" Called out Charmy, "Now here is some cake to eat because you were so good." He then held up a plate with cake and a spork the attempted to feed shadow.
Espio got up and looked desperately at Charmy "That's cake isn't it...?
"Yup it's for the therapeticics peoples!" Charmy said in his always happy voice.
"Give me the cake!" Espio screamed jumping on Charmy and viciously attacking him all for the cake. The moment he got the cake he gobbled it down savoring every last bit. The bloody mess that remained of Charmy feebly tried to move his arm, but Espio saw more crumbs and tackled him to get to it breaking Charmy's arm altogether. About five minutes later Espio calmed down (basically he was unconscious) and Charmy was slightly healed.
Vector then spoke to Shadow "I'll let you go now hope to see you again and hope we helped."
"You did nothing to help me and I will get my revenge!" Shadow screamed before going.
Disclaimer: Cheese I really like it... ... ...Oh yeah I don't...wait I lost it... ... ... ...I don't own any Sonic characters or plots! ...yeah, yeah that's it.
Chapter Two: Knuckles Therapy
"Guys." Vector called out, "I put an ad for us in the News paper, so we're out of money...again."
Charmy glared at him a change from his happy self and replied, "Now look we need the money plus I like money. You'd better be getting us more customers this way!"
"Wow those two are very bad with money..." Espio mumbled to himself.
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The door to the detective agency opened with a long creek and Knuckles walked in grumbling about how muck his life stunk compared to Sonic's. The three detectives then looked up to see what the matter was.
"Whoopee!" Charmy yelled in his high pitched happy voice, "another person with problems to help just like our first case, Shadow."
Vector looked up with a gleam in his eyes, "Ha this means money. Now Espio who told you this would work out in the end?"
"Vector no one told me your plan would work and you saw how we failed the first case." Espio stated clearly to Vector.
Now Knuckles turned to them and asked angrily, "When will you guys care about me my life is horrible compared to Sonic's life. Hey all I ever do is guard the darn Master Emerald! My life is pretty boring."
"Yeah your life stinks get over it." Espio told Knuckles sounding very uncaring.
"No Knuckles just rant on about your bad life. Are you jealous of Sonic?" Charmy questioned Knuckles.
Knuckles turned to him and replied, "Yes I'm jealous of him how could I not be. He goes where ever, whenever I stay with the Master Emerald! Come on he follows his own rules, I-I wait why do I guard the Master Emerald?"
"See you can change your life if you feel like it. You came here on your own didn't you?" Vector told him.
"Y-your right I can take charge of my life I'll stop guarding the Emerald and get a life!" Knuckle's exclaimed in amazement.
Espio's head shot up and he looked a bit frightened "Without someone to guard the emerald anything could happen to it. You have an important job Knuckle's if you stop then imagine what could happen to the world around us!"
Without looking back Knuckles ran off to start a new life. Five minutes later... the world's destruction had begun because Eggman had gotten the Master Emerald. Actually all that happened was that the Master Emerald had shattered and mad off Knuckles.
"Wow we need to work on our therapy a lot," Charmy concluded.
Vector looked at Charmy and replied, "Correct next time we'll do much better. People will start suggesting us!"
"There's no other therapist around if someone needs therapy they'll have to come to us," Espio retorted.
wow, that is very awkward...
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any sinicicicicicicicicicicicici thingy or sonic plots and characters. Basically I do not own anything Sega made.
Info on guest character (probably a one time thing people): Mighty was a former team chaotix member. Mighty and Espio were rivals in the video games. Bonus points to anyone who knows who Nak, Ray, Heavy, and Bomb are and what videogames they were in. (I know all these answers.)
Chapter three: Might's Therapy
"Guys we're on a roll. Everyone loves us "Vector said to his teammates.
With an annoyed look Espio turned and told Vector, "Listen we've done horrible we got money from one person by saying that we'd let him go faster and the other person well lets just say it's good we have a no money back policy."
"No way, Espio's wrong! We're the best," Charmy exclaimed.
With a sigh Espio mumbled, "Why do I hang out with such idiots?"
"Espio why are you talking to a lamp we're over here?" Vector questioned.
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Mighty walked in to the office and looked around. Then he shouted, "I thought a therapist was supposed to be here. Hello? I don't want to be alone again..."
"Over here-e-e-e-er." Charmy called out excitement in his voice.
"Yeah! People," Mighty called out before running over to hug Charmy.
Going over with an exasperated look Espio called out, "What's this person's problem. These problems are getting annoying..."he finished in a mumble.
"W-wait you're Espio, from team chaotix," Mighty stammered.
With his uncaring attitude Espio replied, "Of course I am this is the Chaotix Therapy Clinic. We used to be a detective agency, next we were a café and now well we're a Therapy clinic."
"Who else is here?" Mighty demanded looking aggravated.
Vector walked out and replied, "I'm Vector team leader."
"MEEEEE! I'm Charmy, the best bee ever," Charmy answered.
Looking rather sad Mighty said, "You're the guys who fired me..."
"Just so you know you aren't getting rehired." Vector told him simply.
Charmy looked puzzled, but he soon shook it off just to say, "Ink blot time! This is to see what you are thinking." He quickly pulled out a blot that could only be one thing and that was a lamp. "Now what do you see?" Charmy questioned.
"I see Espio," was all Mighty said.
Charmy stared for a moment, shrugged, and called out, "Next blot." This time it was a perfect circle, nothing else.
"This time I see a forest..." Might told Charmy.
Espio looked at Vector and raised an eyebrow before replying to the unasked question Mighty must have thought, "You have so many mental issues that I don't even know where to start."
Mighty started to pout then he replied by saying, "Espio if I wasn't peace loving I-I would do something bad to you."
"Ha as if you could baby," Espio said looking rather smug.
Vector then yelled out in agreement, "If you hadn't been a baby you wouldn't have been fired you peace loving baby you."
"Y-you guys are so mean. I'm NOT a baby," Mighty retorted very weakly.
Charmy giggled and said, "I bet he wears a dipper, that's how much of a baby he is."
"You gonna cry baby. Oh I bet you are," Vector yowled while laughing.
Espio smiled, a rare thing indeed, and added, "Will you need a pacifier, baby. Do you want your baba?" At that moment all of the 'therapist' started running or flying around Mighty in a circle calling him a dipper wearing baby.
At that moment Mighty went insane from their torture and SCREAMED (Fill in the cookies as you please), "Cookie you all! Go to cookie and burn. You're all cookie cookies! Go crawl in holes and die cookies. I detest all of you especially you cookieing Espio!" When he was done he looked... well more insane, if that was even possible.
"Oh the baby is mad," Vector sang very badly. Espio tried to talk, but he was laughing to hard. The problem with that was simply the fact that he barely ever laughed and when he did he stopped breathing altogether.
Charmy then turned to Mighty and demanded, "Give us the money. It'll be 500 since you're a former team member and were so low on cash..."
"Fine take your ing money. It's not like I need that money so I can eat..." Mighty yelled in a furry before storming out of the door mumbling swear words under his breath.
"There goes the baby," Vector stated with boredom in his voice.
Charmy suddenly looked worried and asked Vector, "Will Espio be okay he hasn't breathed in about five minutes..."
"Um... Charmy this means it's hospital time. Can you carry him?" Vector said sounding unsure of himself.
At that moment Espio woke up coughing and spitting he turned on his teammates and yelled, "Why didn't you guys do CPR!! I started to choke on...on...on I don't know what! Well ...erm maybe it was my own saliva." Calming down Espio realized that Mighty was gone and asked, "Did we chase out another customer?"
"Yup! This ends another great session," Charmy exclaimed in one quick breath.
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Hope you liked it and if you didn't why would you read up to here? I'll try to update at least three times a week, but when I finish this I'll start a NEW Chaotix series.
Chris: Team Chaotix is sure weird and stupid in this fan fiction, oh well.
Disclaimer: I particularly do not feel like writing this, but I have no life so of course I do not own Sonic related materials. I use my own original plots though.
Chapter 4: Cream goes to Therapy
"Another successful case!" Vector declared.
Espio looked somewhat pleased, "We did get a lot of money out of that Mickey guy. His name was Mickey right?"
"Who cares, probably very few people want to see what this insane writer thinks...I mean." Charmy pulled out a flash and erased their memories, "Good that's over with."
Vector turned and asked Charmy, "What's over with?"
"Nothing, nothing." Charmy quickly replied hiding the device behind his back. Espio only shrugged at Charmy's odd behavior.
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Cream walked in to the chaotix's office with her head down. Vector quickly turned to her a questioned, "What's your name little girl and why do you look so sad?"
Cream turned and replied, "My name's Cream and my mama forced me to come here because I've been acting 'depressed' or something."
Espio look over and sighed, "Why are we doing therapy I don't know how to solve her problems. None of us know what we're doing."
"Hey, guys let me handle this for five minutes on my own. Okay?" Vector called out to Espio and Charmy.
Espio nodded and Charmy shouted, "Sure Vector!"
"So Chocolate why are you sad?" Vector asked.
"It's Cream!" Cream replied
"Yeah, like I said Chocolate"
"Mister my name's Cream!"
"I've said it two times before now Chocolate so answer my question!" Vector finally demanded.
Cream glared at him and said, "Mister I'm always considered the happy one in my group of friends. I've even been called a cry baby before and that made me sad inside so I started to try different drugs, like heroin, but my mama took my stash away. That made my mama bring me here so people could talk to me, yet I don't want to be here."
"Now Chocolate you can't be like that. It's a great thing you're off of heroin; look at what it did to Charmy." When Vector finished he nodded once as if he agreed with himself.
Cream looked up shyly and said, "Well I think Cheese might need some therapy too." Cheese started making lots of noise which meant, "I hate you little girl just. Err just go... go and crawl in a dark hole and die."
"Shut up!" Vector demanded because he was annoyed with the chao's nonstop chatter to the small chao right before chomping it in half with his mighty jaws, leaving a bloody mess. Cream starting crying... a lot.
Suddenly Vector started to sing, "Don't worry...Be happy. Don't worry be happy now. Don't worry. Be happy." And so on and so forth.
"Stop. If you stop sing I'll be happier! Okay?!" 'Chocolate shouted.
Before he could stop singing Espio threw a kunai that 'accidentally' hit Vector and made him stop singing, Vector had to stay in the hospital for a week or more. Cream ran off crying at the sight of the blood, but Espio shrugged and said, "One nice quick three minute session for the problem person and I gat her wallet which had $100. Eh Charmy didn't I do good?"
"That's right Espio! We made a great plan." Charmy exclaimed.
With a look of uncertainty Espio asked, "Do you think we did the right thing?"
"Of course! It got us more money didn't it."
still very awkward...
Chapter Five: Eggman
At the hospital Espio and Charmy were visiting Vector who had to be there for another one or two days. He had been there for two weeks thanks to some of Espio and Charmy's 'accidents' he had had over four 'accidents' happen since he had been there.
"Vector someone had called about a case what should we do?" Espio questioned.
Vector look at him and with a heavy voice he told his teammates, "You'll have to do it on your own. The hospital wants me to stay here."
"Yippee!" Charmy yelled before realizing his mistake and saying in a sad voice, "That's too bad Vector I hope you'll be out of here soon."
Espio turned to Charmy and told him, "We'll have the person come tomorrow. You can try helping the person this time I feel like... well not doing that!"
"Sure thing Espio," Charmy exclaimed.
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"Hello," Eggman shouted when he walked in to the chaotix building.
Espio rolled his eyes out of annoyance and muttered to Charmy, "You go out there and help the weird man." The man was egg shaped, yet his arms and legs were extremely skinny.
"Mister Come over here and sit down," Charmy told Eggman pointing at a chair, "Now what's your problem?"
Eggman looked horrified as he turned to Charmy and replied, "Well my parents told me that my turtle ran away when I was six, but turtle's can't run... No in reality my turtle well I had no turtle, but my cat died when I was eight."
"Another more important problem please," Charmy said waving his hand with boredom.
With a sigh Eggman responded, "You know that sonic guy always seems to get the better of me. Besides that a eight year old fox can make better inventions than me. As you can see my life really stinks."
"Does that actually surprise you? No it can't surprise you all you ever do is plot the destruction of the earth and your life is getting worse every moment. Do you feel you've done the right thing? Nope, I highly don't think that's it!" Charmy questioned and answered for Eggman all in one breath.
Eggman turned on Charmy in furry, "How could you? I am much better than that you'll see. Look at my ship outside only one other has surpassed it. Ever. In the whole world..."
"As I said before your life is getting worse and worse. If you redirected your life then maybe you could turn it in a whole new better direction. How about you start by wearing this..." Charmy told Eggman with a sweet smile on his face while holding up the outfit.
Eggman had a shocked look on his face when he replied by saying, "N-no way. I would never wear that thing!"
"You have to if you want to get better," Charmy sang.
Eggman submissively lowered his head and went in to the bathroom coming out in a bright pink tutu! "I hate you Charmy," Eggman growled.
"I know and you should being that this has no purpose except to publicly humiliate you." Charmy said with a smirk on his face right before he took a picture.
"Ahhhhhh" Eggman screamed before running out of the door with the tutu still on.
Espio appeared and asked,"Charmy what did you do this time?"
"All I did was make the person wear a tutu. That's not bad especially for me," Charmy replied shrugging.
At that moment Vector walked through and yelled, "I'm out of there, finally. I've had no more 'accidents' so I'm free to go where I please."
Espio shrugged and walked off calling over his shoulder, "I'll handle the next case, okay."
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Hope you liked it next will be Sonic. After that if will be one of these three Tails, Amy, or Silver people you get to vote again, but only of those three. Now off to write more fan fiction because I have no life at all. (Sorry about any grammer mistakes throughout my writing)
Disclaimer: I do not own Sega.
I seriously have to say thanks to everyone that's replied I had thought this would be a fan fiction no one would find or want to read because I'm not an overly popular writer. I'll continue writing because so many people seem to like it and I enjoy writing these stories.
Chapter six: Sonic
"This time we'll try using hypnosis," Vector declared.
Charmy's eyes lit up and he said, "Oh boy this'll be fun!"
"Wait I don't know how to do hypnosis," Espio said with a slight look of worry in his eyes.
Vector shrugged and stated, "You said that you would do it, yet you have to do what I say still because I'm the leader."
"Cookie," was all Espio said before mumbling to himself, "I don't know what the cookie I'm doing."
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Sonic walked in to the building with Chris following behind him both looking awkward. "Well looks like no one is here..." Sonic said just about to turn around, but the cookie Chris pulled him in the other direction.
"No! Sonic you have to go to therapy because I want you to," Chris explained shouting.
At that moment Espio walked in and sighed. "Wow. What's your problem? Mine is that I'm stuck doing therapy. My team well...Sonic just say your problems."
"Chris says I have too much self confidence and should openly admit my love to Amy." Sonic yelled out.
Just then Charmy appeared and called out, "hi everybody!"
"Get away Charmy. How about you go play with fire or something. I'm working," Espio told Charmy in an annoyed voice.
Gleefully Charmy exclaimed, "Yea I'll be a pyro kid!"
"Look in to this coin," Espio called out waving a quarter on a string back and forth in front of Sonic." Now you will think you are a hedgehog," Espio finished looking very proud of himself.
Sonic replied, "Dude I'm already a hedgehog you didn't make a difference."
"I did a lot Sonic a lot..." Espio trailed off.
Chris screamed, "What about me? I'm over here being ignored. Sonic am I the best? Ever." When he was done he slipped $100 in to Sonic's hand.
"I don't know, Chris my hand feels a bit light?" Sonic questioned before Chris put more money in to his hand, "Yeah, you are the best Chris."
A smirk on his face Chris bragged, "I knew it! I really am the absolute best."
"Back to the questioning," Espio stated before a loud beep beep beep beep noise erupted from the smoke alarm above his head.
Sonic's eyes got wide and he said in a slight panic, "Why is that going off? Is there a fire?"
"Umm... there is no fire, but the smoke alarm is broken. Vector is just too cheap to fix it," Espio replied slowly seeming unsure of what he was saying.
Chris bragged, "See I didn't freak out because I knew nothing would be going on."
"Why is there smoke coming in to the room?" Sonic asked.
Espio got up left the room and came back telling Sonic, "Get out of here the building is on fire!"
Charmy zoomed out of the room screaming, "It's not my fault. I only played with fire for a snort amount of time!"
"Who told you to play with fire!" Espio demanded.
Rolling his eyes Charmy replied, "You did, duh!"
"No I... didn't?" Espio said questioning himself.
"Idiot you did tell me!" Charmy retorted leaving the building flying as fast as he could.
Once everyone was outside Vector concluded, "Chris isn't here." Right after he said that Chris ran out on fire and flailing his arms.
"Keep on waving your arms like that," Sonic instructed.
"Most of all do not stop, drop, and roll." Charmy explained, but Chris had run back in to the burning building which happened to fall at that moment, thus killing Chris.
Shrugging Vector turned and addressed his team, "We all did well. Sonic are you happy with the results?"
"Chris gave me money, but I can live without the money." Sonic said hanging his head down then he ran off to his house.
Espio turned and grinned, "I did get 10 million dollars from Chris up front, but if I failed I would have been forced to give it back. Really that will pay back our house so then we'll be broke unless you got a bank loan, Vector."
"No Espio we don't need a bank loan!" Vector exclaimed.
Shaking his head Espio mumbled, "It seems like you want to be broke, Vector."
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Thanks for reading and/or reviewing. Next chapter will be Silver. After Silver it will be either: Rouge, Omega, or Blaze people get to chose again same rules as ever.
I try to give people time to vote or I ask my Brother. I have to give credit to my Brother since he helps me get some ideas and character information. If anyone likes Chris, I apologize.
Okay, so Shadow's an escapee, Cream's a drug addict, and Mighty's a hippie-tree-hugger...
Mighty, Heavy, and Bomb are from the game Knuckles Chaotix, but I don't know the other guy. Was he in the comics?
I really don't know, sorry.
Chapter seven: Silver
Looking at the newly repaired house Espio questioned, "How did we get the money for this... Anyways we have a new person in need of therapy. His name is Silver."
"All three of us will handle this case; it seems severe." Vector told his teammates.
Making a face Espio sighed, "How can this be anymore severe than our other disasters. And we only know his name."
"Let's just go with what ever Vector says, Espio." Charmy told the person that was over twice his age sounding like he knew best.
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A silver hedgehog, named Silver, walked in clutching the arm of a cat called Blaze. "Why are you bringing me here? I do not need therapy." Silver declared to Blaze.
"Look at you can't leave me for even five minutes without freaking out and trying to befriend the nearest person and besides these guys are professional therapists their sign says so," Said Blaze.
Espio looked at Blaze and explained, "We need to talk privately in the other room for a little bit. It'll help us understand the case better." When the chaotix's saw her nod they walked into the other room. "This guy looks like he needs to see a real therapist how about we take him to one."
"Nah he's gonna be just fine with us boys." Vector answered shrugging off Espio's question.
Turning to Espio with a smile Charmy said, "See you were wrong Espio. We're doing the right thing!"
Walking back to Silver and Blaze Espio told them, "Now we're ready to help you out, but the cat has to leave the room."
"No you have to stay Blaze! You know, how about we go home or something." Silver exclaimed in a panic.
Looking pretty annoyed Blaze retorted, "I want a life! Just go to therapy." After that she stormed out the door scowling.
"Come back Blaze! I can't be alone." Yelled Silver trying to run after her, but Vector grabbed him first.
"No way! You have to stay with us and get therapy now." Vector told Silver.
Shifting his eyes nervously Silver replied, "Umm... It might be good for me..."
"So, do you have any friends? At all," Espio questioned.
"I'm friends with Blaze and that Amy girl was very nice to me, but I never am far from Blaze. If I am then I get... lonely." Silver finished.
Vector then mentioned, "Maybe you should try making more friends than ju..."
"I need to go to the bathroom," Silver interrupted. "Where is it?"
Pointing to his left Charmy called out, "Right over there Silver!"
"Thanks." Silver shouted to him before running off to the right because Charmy had said 'right'.
Blaze rolled her eyes when Silver appeared and said, "Silver you need to get back in there for therapy. If you don't then I'll... I'll do something."
Silver then got a sad look on his face a walked back over, but first he replied, "Thanks for not getting me away from here!"
"I think the only solution to your problem Silver is if you go in to the happy closet." Vector then quickly shoved him in to an everyday coat closet and locked the door.
Espio glared at Vector and told him, "I really don't think that is going to help him in any way, it'll just make it worse."
"Espio!" answered Charmy, "Vector is doing whatever is best for the person."
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"All alone. By myself... completely." He muttered. Just then he got an idea, "I'll use my telekinetic powers to break down the door! If Blaze were here she would have just burned down the door..."
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Charmy jumped up pointing at the door and exclaimed, "Is that door supposed to be cracking at the middle."
"No Charmy, the door isn't supposed to do that..." Vector answered trailing off.
Silver jumped out and ran over to Blaze telling her about being in the closet, "I was all alone it felt so... unpeople filled like no one would ever come again."
"Really." Blaze stated turning to the chaotixs, "you guys did this to him!" She then badly burnt the chaotixs and left trying to make Silver happier.
Vector slowly said, "To the hospital."
"Yep to the hospital," Charmy echoed.
Disclaimer: I do not own any Sonic related plots, characters, and places.
There is no such thing as a purple skin transplant; it's only in this fan fic. Skin transplants are real!!!
Chapter eight: Omega
"That last case was... different." Espio sighed, "Well, I need to stay at the hospital because of my third degree burns. Since I have so many I need to get a purple skin transplant from another chameleon so I can still turn invisible; There aren't many chameleons with purple skin, though. So my chances of getting a transplant anytime soon are slim to none."
Even though Espio was being completely serious about the skin transplant Charmy and Vector had been laughing through his whole speech. "Espio, buddy there no such thing as a skin transplant." Vector explained almost in tears from laughing.
"I'm being serious Vector I need to stay, and didn't some robot ask for therapy?" Espio added in quickly changing the subject.
Charmy piped up, "Thant's right Vector lets go!" With that the two healthy chaotixs left the hospital.
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Three people walked in to the Chaotix Detective Agency. One of them was Shadow, another one was Rouge, and there was Omega.
"I am technically neither a male nor a female!" Shouted Omega in his emotionless programmed voice.
With a glare Shadow asked Rouge, "Why are we taking a robot in to therapy? He's supposed to go to a mechanic."
"Shadow, remember how he 'fell' in to the water. Since then he's been acting really odd and not in a good way." Rouge explained to him.
Shouting Shadow replied, "He needs a mechanic! Not some therapists that don't even know what they're doing!"
"Hello, we'll take the robot for therapy and you guys may go." Charmy called out bouncing up and down. Omega walked over and the other two left.
Omega called out, "Where is my chocolate covered boot!"
"He has some really big issues Vector," Charmy told him.
Walking over Vector questioned, "What is the boot about? Did something happen to you when you were a young child?"
"I was programmed to destroy all living things except for Eggman." Omega answered.
Nodding Vector said, "That means we're getting somewhere with your problems. So do you like Eggman?"
"Eggman must die!" Omega replied.
With a thoughtful look Vector told him, "You anger level is very high."
"Obviously," Charmy answered. "There is a solution though... Let me see if it'll work. What is today, but yesterdays tomorrow? What is the present, but the futures past? To be or not to be?"
Omega repeated the same thing multiple times, "Does not compute, Does not compute, Does not..."
Then smoke came out from inside of Omega and... Boom! He had exploded.
"Umm... Vector. I think we did something wrong again." Charmy told him, "But who cares we can get Tails to fix him."
Just then from the explosion came a voice the exact same as ever that said, "I am technically neither a male nor a female."
"Maybe he will be all right Charmy. Maybe he will." Vector told Charmy in reply to what had just gone on.
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important first paragraph (for once...)
Next is Tails then it's Rouge and starting now people can request anyone I'll get them up as soon as possible. I'll get Big done at some point and the chapters will be up quicker if the person is in more than just the comics.
Well I hope people will continue reading my stories. Like I said before don't feel bad about pointing out things that bug/annoy/upset/anger you no matter how small it is I'll try to fix it.
Sorry that this wasn't very long... The next one will be!
Okay. You should do Blaze. Also, I like what you did with Silver.
wow, some of these make me feel depressed... :|
And why?
i always thought sonic to be a cheerful series...like mario...
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 30, 2007, 09:17:19 PM
i always thought sonic to be a cheerful series...like mario...
Sonic is totally different from Mario, you know.
Quote from: wiiboychris on November 30, 2007, 09:48:47 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on November 30, 2007, 09:17:19 PM
i always thought sonic to be a cheerful series...like mario...
Sonic is totally different from Mario, you know.
in ways...
I just think this is wrong. Please stop posting other people's fanfics. If they wanted to post them, they'd do it themselves. This is a warning. If you do it again, I may report you.
Quote from: LIGHTNINGSWORD on December 01, 2007, 10:16:28 AM
I just think this is wrong. Please stop posting other people's fanfics. If they wanted to post them, they'd do it themselves. This is a warning. If you do it again, I may report you.
I always ask them for permission if they want to, you know.
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 01, 2007, 10:38:11 AM
Quote from: LIGHTNINGSWORD on December 01, 2007, 10:16:28 AM
I just think this is wrong. Please stop posting other people's fanfics. If they wanted to post them, they'd do it themselves. This is a warning. If you do it again, I may report you.
I always ask them for permission if they want to, you know.
But why? I think it's senseless. What I'm really asking is this: Why don't they post their fics themselves?
Obviously because they do not have an account here, but want the fanfic to be read. Or they are lazy, busy, etc.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 01, 2007, 12:54:11 PM
Obviously because they do not have an account here, but want the fanfic to be read.
Then why don't they just make an account?
Quote from: LIGHTNINGSWORD on December 01, 2007, 12:57:47 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 01, 2007, 12:54:11 PM
Obviously because they do not have an account here, but want the fanfic to be read.
Then why don't they just make an account?
They can't because they are busy with other sites, like me, I like to be here but others like to be in others sites.
Numerous possibilities. Perhaps Chris never specified what site he was posting it on, they were lazy, etc.
or you could tell him your posting them here...
Oops, no fan fic today. :P
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 01, 2007, 01:07:26 PM
Numerous possibilities. Perhaps Chris never specified what site he was posting it on, they were lazy, etc.
Then that should tell you this: if they're too lazy to make a simple account, then they're too lazy to make a good fanfic. Of course, if what your saying is true.
Quote from: LIGHTNINGSWORD on December 02, 2007, 01:43:36 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 01, 2007, 01:07:26 PM
Numerous possibilities. Perhaps Chris never specified what site he was posting it on, they were lazy, etc.
Then that should tell you this: if they're too lazy to make a simple account, then they're too lazy to make a good fanfic. Of course, if what your saying is true.
It was a hypothetical statement.