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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: ZGDK on December 04, 2007, 12:44:25 PM

Title: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: ZGDK on December 04, 2007, 12:44:25 PM
I'm so sick of rushing to the phone thinking it's an imporant call and all it is is some telemarketer or prankster.
Title: Re: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: Geno on December 04, 2007, 12:45:10 PM
Caller ID ftw.

I just make pig squealing noises when they call.
Title: Re: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: Kaz on December 04, 2007, 12:45:42 PM
Tell them you're asexual and not interested in their dirty exploits.
Title: Re: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: Geno on December 04, 2007, 12:46:17 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 04, 2007, 12:45:42 PM
Tell them you're asexual and not interested in their dirty exploits.
That will get them to stop calling  ::)
Title: Re: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: ZGDK on December 04, 2007, 12:46:34 PM
Normally it's a recording.
Title: Re: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: PsychoYoshi on December 04, 2007, 12:46:41 PM
There is a DNC list. If you aren't subscribed, you don't have much of an excuse unless it's a prankster.
Title: Re: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 04, 2007, 12:57:31 PM
Just breathe heavily into the phone, and then say "You sound like you have soft skin. Can I have it?"
Title: Re: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: Ridley on December 04, 2007, 01:59:53 PM
I agree with Silver
Title: Re: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: Triforceman22 on December 04, 2007, 02:22:25 PM
One time I yelled "Heil Hitler!" Into the phone...

:D
Title: Re: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: WiinolikePS3 on December 04, 2007, 02:24:32 PM
"Hey, this is yo little son's playmate, michael jackson... we wanna have a playdate in that alley downtown, can I play with- I mean, can he play with my great new balls?"

*Telemarketer hangs up*
Title: Re: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: Tupin on December 04, 2007, 02:24:57 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 04, 2007, 02:22:25 PM
One time I yelled "Heil Hitler!" Into the phone...

:D
What did they say?
Title: Re: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: Ridley on December 04, 2007, 02:27:07 PM
Heil Hitler lol seriously what did he say?
Title: Re: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: Triforceman22 on December 04, 2007, 02:27:59 PM
Quote from: Ridley on December 04, 2007, 02:27:07 PM
Heil Hitler lol seriously what did he say?

I hung up before they could say anything. :D
Title: Re: Friggin Telemarketers
Post by: Cardinal on December 04, 2007, 02:28:35 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 04, 2007, 12:46:41 PM
There is a DNC list. If you aren't subscribed, you don't have much of an excuse unless it's a prankster.

Even though half of the people on the DNC list (like me) still get them. :P