Me and 3 other people have to do a skit on a medical emergency, so me and 3 of my friends are going to do "Wii Remote in the Eye"
>_>
We have a general idea, but we need moar, we have the beggining, and up to where I'll call 911, which will go pretty much like this...
Wii Sports Bowling
Kevin: Up
Kevin ~ Happy
Kevin Bowls, hits self in eye with Wii Remote
"AH! MY EYE MY EYE MY EYE MY EYE MY EYE MY EYE MY EYE MY EYE MY EYE SOMEONE CALL 911"
Me: "I'm the only one here..."
Kevin: "JUST CALL 911 OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW"
I 'call' 911
Phone Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Me: "MY FRIEND GOT A WII REMOTE STUCK IN HIS EYE SEND AN AMBULENCE"
Phone Operator: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... no." click
I /facepalm
Me: "He hang up"
Kevin stares, then /facepalms
Kevin: "OH GOD MY EYE MY EYE OWOWOW"
Kevin Runs around in circles, then trips.
Switches to Hospital Place while me and Kevin are in the background
Boss, to Phone operator: "BUD! YOU LAZY IDIOT. GET AN AMBULANCE OUT THERE AND HELP THAT... well, moron who got a Wii remote stuck in his eye... Seriously! Who gets a Wi Remots stuck in their eye?"
Bud: "No idea, but I don't wanna go help him."
Boss: "You want your job?"
Bud: "Suddenly, saving him sounds like an excellent idea! Let's go!"
Go to Cardboard Ambulance Door, run around classroom for about 20 seconds, screchy car sounds
Boss: "Let's save him!"
Bud: "I doubt he's going to die..."
Boss: "Oh well, more money for me, meaning more money for you."
Bud: "LET'S GO!"
Go 'into house'
Me: "Thank God you're here, he paniced and knocked himself out!"
Bud walks over to Kevin, slaps
Kevin: "Wha...what?"
Boss: "There's a Wii Remote in your eye, and we're going to take it out!"
Kevin: barely concious "Just... just don't eat my toast..."
Everyone takes a step back
Kevin suddenly springs his head up
Kevin: "Are you going to save me or what?"
Kevin falls back down, unconcious
And that's all I've got.
HALP FROM THAR
No.
That's a skit? :x
-1/50
Quote from: Cardinal on December 04, 2007, 04:02:40 PM
That's a skit? :x
I only came up with the idea, and the script thus far, and the idea for a project rather than a test, and the idea for the Medical Themed skit
:x
/facepalm
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y285/Kinestra/facepalm.jpg)
i luled at this pic
also
|8/0|....wtf
Quote from: Kilroy on December 04, 2007, 03:57:58 PM
Me and 3 other people have to do a skit on a medical emergency, so me and 3 of my friends are going to do "Wii Remote in the Eye"
>_>
We have a general idea, but we need moar, we have the beggining, and up to where I'll call 911, which will go pretty much like this...
Wii Sports Bowling
Kevin: Up
Kevin ~ Happy
Kevin Bowls, hits self in eye with Wii Remote
"AH! MI OJO OJO!! LLAMEN AL 911"
Me: "yo estoy solo..."
Kevin: "SOLO LLAMEN 911 OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW"
I 'call' 911
Phone Operator: 911, QUE ES SU ERMENGENCIA??
Me: "MI AMIGO SE ENZARTO EL WII CONTROL EN SU OJO LLAMEN ALA POLICIA"
Phone Operator: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... no." click
I /facepalm
Me: "colgo"
Kevin stares, then /facepalms
Kevin: "AY DIOS MI OJO OWOWOW"
Kevin Runs around in circles, then trips.
Switches to Hospital Place while me and Kevin are in the background
Boss, to Phone operator: "BUD! YOU LAZY IDIOT. GET AN AMBULANCE OUT THERE AND HELP THAT... well, moron who got a Wii remote stuck in his eye... Seriously! Who gets a Wi Remots stuck in their eye?"
Bud: "No idea, but I don't wanna go help him."
Boss: "You want your job?"
Bud: "Suddenly, saving him sounds like an excellent idea! Let's go!"
Go to Cardboard Ambulance Door, run around classroom for about 20 seconds, screchy car sounds
Boss: "Let's save him!"
Bud: "I doubt he's going to die..."
Boss: "Oh well, more money for me, meaning more money for you."
Bud: "LET'S GO!"
Go 'into house'
Me: "Thank God you're here, he paniced and knocked himself out!"
Bud walks over to Kevin, slaps
Kevin: "Wha...what?"
Boss: "There's a Wii Remote in your eye, and we're going to take it out!"
Kevin: barely concious "Just... just don't eat my toast..."
Everyone takes a step back
Kevin suddenly springs his head up
Kevin: "Are you going to save me or what?"
Kevin falls back down, unconcious
And that's all I've got.
HALP FROM THAR
thats all you get