I fap to Vanessa Hudgens nude pics lolz
Either that or nude Jessica Alba pics.
Vanessa Hudgens = anti-hard.
In b4 lock.
At the title, I don't. To answer the intended question, just random yuri.
freaking Jessica Alba
Hot sex.
Pictures of you ♥
dead puppies.
JMV.
Now make me admin.
I don't go for fapping to celebrities.
Hell I have to create fictitious women in order to make myself feel
less guilty about putting them in my sexual fantasies.
But back to the question. At the moment my single most used is a fictional
Blue-eyed, blond haired, pale skinned, with Double Ds, and 6 foot woman
named Samantha Grace who owns a weapons research facility and her lover
the master bounty hunter Amelia Chase who has tan skin, black hair,
hazel eyes, B-Cup chest size with a muscular figure and is only 5 feet 3 inches.
Samantha enjoys playing the damsel in distress to Amelia ass kicking heroine.
Amelia will only let Samantha call her Amy, any one else gets punched in the
face. The couple is thinking of a adopting and have been married for 2 years.
Amelia's favorite flavor is vanilla and Samantha will never really understand why.
Samantha enjoys scary movies but finds teen slashers boring. Samantha hasn't
told her parents she's a or that she founded and runs the Dynamo
Weapons Company. They think she's a single hetero women who works as a
secretary in a Paper Company in London.
Too deep character creation for something that only lasts 45 minutes?
Perhaps.
Quote from: RedMage on December 04, 2007, 09:54:45 PM
I don't go for fapping to celebrities.
Hell I have to create fictitious women in order to make myself feel
less guilty about putting them in my sexual fantasies.
But back to the question. At the moment my single most used is a fictional
Blue-eyed, blond haired, pale skinned, with Double Ds, and 6 foot woman
named Samantha Grace who owns a weapons research facility and her lover
the master bounty hunter Amelia Chase who has tan skin, black hair,
hazel eyes, B-Cup chest size with a muscular figure and is only 5 feet 3 inches.
Samantha enjoys playing the damsel in distress to Amelia ass kicking heroine.
Amelia will only let Samantha call her Amy, any one else gets punched in the
face. The couple is thinking of a adopting and have been married for 2 years.
Amelia's favorite flavor is vanilla and Samantha will never really understand why.
Samantha enjoys scary movies but finds teen slashers boring. Samantha hasn't
told her parents she's a or that she founded and runs the Dynamo
Weapons Company. They think she's a single hetero women who works as a
secretary in a Paper Company in London.
Too deep character creation for something that only lasts 45 minutes?
Perhaps.
I just got a boner reading that.
Quote from: Geno on December 04, 2007, 09:55:39 PM
Quote from: RedMage on December 04, 2007, 09:54:45 PM
I don't go for fapping to celebrities.
Hell I have to create fictitious women in order to make myself feel
less guilty about putting them in my sexual fantasies.
But back to the question. At the moment my single most used is a fictional
Blue-eyed, blond haired, pale skinned, with Double Ds, and 6 foot woman
named Samantha Grace who owns a weapons research facility and her lover
the master bounty hunter Amelia Chase who has tan skin, black hair,
hazel eyes, B-Cup chest size with a muscular figure and is only 5 feet 3 inches.
Samantha enjoys playing the damsel in distress to Amelia ass kicking heroine.
Amelia will only let Samantha call her Amy, any one else gets punched in the
face. The couple is thinking of a adopting and have been married for 2 years.
Amelia's favorite flavor is vanilla and Samantha will never really understand why.
Samantha enjoys scary movies but finds teen slashers boring. Samantha hasn't
told her parents she's a or that she founded and runs the Dynamo
Weapons Company. They think she's a single hetero women who works as a
secretary in a Paper Company in London.
Too deep character creation for something that only lasts 45 minutes?
Perhaps.
I just got a boner reading that.
:O I shall write saucy erotic novels!
Quote from: Geno on December 04, 2007, 09:55:39 PM
Quote from: RedMage on December 04, 2007, 09:54:45 PM
I don't go for fapping to celebrities.
Hell I have to create fictitious women in order to make myself feel
less guilty about putting them in my sexual fantasies.
But back to the question. At the moment my single most used is a fictional
Blue-eyed, blond haired, pale skinned, with Double Ds, and 6 foot woman
named Samantha Grace who owns a weapons research facility and her lover
the master bounty hunter Amelia Chase who has tan skin, black hair,
hazel eyes, B-Cup chest size with a muscular figure and is only 5 feet 3 inches.
Samantha enjoys playing the damsel in distress to Amelia ass kicking heroine.
Amelia will only let Samantha call her Amy, any one else gets punched in the
face. The couple is thinking of a adopting and have been married for 2 years.
Amelia's favorite flavor is vanilla and Samantha will never really understand why.
Samantha enjoys scary movies but finds teen slashers boring. Samantha hasn't
told her parents she's a or that she founded and runs the Dynamo
Weapons Company. They think she's a single hetero women who works as a
secretary in a Paper Company in London.
Too deep character creation for something that only lasts 45 minutes?
Perhaps.
I just got a boner reading that.
Pix or it didn't happen.
im surprised this hasnt been locked yet
mods have theyre secrets =/
Quote from: Ludwig3 on December 04, 2007, 10:14:29 PM
im surprised this hasnt been locked yet
mods have theyre secrets =/
everybody has secrets....
Geno post pic nao
Quote from: Ludwig3 on December 04, 2007, 10:14:29 PM
im surprised this hasnt been locked yet
mods have theyre secrets =/
Mods enjoy reading about my fictional fantasy girls.
Stuff.
Quote from: RedMage on December 04, 2007, 10:37:16 PM
Quote from: Swampert on December 04, 2007, 10:32:22 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on December 04, 2007, 10:31:11 PM
Quote from: Swampert on December 04, 2007, 10:26:29 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on December 04, 2007, 10:23:23 PM
Stuff.
-_-
Don't you backsass me >:(
You didn't answer the question.
*backsass*
*Backs ass*
Wondered how long it would take for someone to do that.
Quote from: Blaziken on December 04, 2007, 10:41:46 PM
Quote from: RedMage on December 04, 2007, 10:37:16 PM
Quote from: Swampert on December 04, 2007, 10:32:22 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on December 04, 2007, 10:31:11 PM
Quote from: Swampert on December 04, 2007, 10:26:29 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on December 04, 2007, 10:23:23 PM
Stuff.
-_-
Don't you backsass me >:(
You didn't answer the question.
*backsass*
*Backs ass*
Wondered how long it would take for someone to do that.
Ok you fap to Back's ass. Good to know >_<
This is definately getting out of hand. :robotindifferent:
You probably won't believe me, but I actually rarely masturbate... usually at some point every weekend I get together with my girlfriend, and most of my recent sexual fantasies are at least partially appeased. I don't mean to sound conceited or above everyone or something, but I kind of feel like I can get the same brief moments of consciousness without infraction from pouring my thoughts into playing music, or watching a good movie, or just lying around and eliminating stress, or walking around and admiring some leaf fallen in an artful way.
The underlying philosophy is that there's far more to day-to-day routine than the regular cultural slavery and self pleasure -- I like to embrace the things that usually go unnoticed, and invent my own happiness. I mean, yeah, I'm always up for real sexuality, but the reality of happiness and contentment extends far beyond that.
Snorkel's philosophic post of the day. :robotveryhappy:
Ready for PY's Philosophical Question of the Day?
Why the hell is Geno still an LK when he posts poop like this?